23:11 Chapter 63

My cat, Mingming, fell asleep right in the middle of my bed… I didn’t want to wake her up, right? Especially when you can hear a bit of snoring… So that’s the story of how I slept like a stick on the side trying not to move. And now my body aches all over.

¹Shete - a variation of the curse word "Shit," which also means "Seven"

in Spanish if it's spelled correctly as "Syete."

Jhing meant, "Oh shit." But Rico took it as the number seven

and responsed with, "Oh Otso." which means "Oh Eight."

And they continue on their counts...

²Juicecolored - It can be misheard as "Diyos ko lord,"

that has the same expression with "Oh my god" in the Philippines.

Day 063

11:11pm

Rico: Did you know that I'm proud of myself for being so consistent at 11:11pm?

Jhing: Do you need a trophy then?

11:12pm

Rico: Are you going to give me one?

Rico: In person?

Seen 11:13pm

Rico: Joke! Just deliver it to my address. D:

Seen 11:14pm

Rico: Jhing!

Rico: Uy!

11:16pm

Jhing: What!

Rico: Nothing much. 😀

Rico: I have a question.

11:18pm

Jhing: What?

Rico: Did something happen in your life recently?

11:20pm

Jhing: Ha? What do you mean?

Rico: Something different?

Jhing is typing. . .

Seen 12:23pm

Jhing is typing. . .

11:28pm

Jhing: None. Why?

Rico: Took you to long to reply.

11:29pm

Rico: Nothing much. I just thought that you're life is boring.

Jhing: Wow, because your life, on the other hand, is so exciting, right?

Rico: It is exciting. Ask me why.

11:31pm

Jhing: Nope.

Rico: Because I met you. 😀

11:32pm

Jhing: Ah. Tell me a story.

Rico: You're changing topics! 😦

Jhing: Just tell me a story.

Rico: What story?

Jhing: I don’t know. Something funny?

Rico: Uh… here, I read this from my newsfeed last night, I laughed.

11:34pm

Jhing: Ok. Shoot.

Rico: Shoot?! Are we going to kill someone!?

Jhing: Ay shete¹.

Rico: Ay otso.

Jhing: Ay nwebe.

Rico: Ay dyes.

11:35pm

Jhing: Sure, go ahead and continue.

Rico: Ay onse.

Jhing: What is wrong with you?!

Rico: You told me to continue. O______________O

Rico: Ay dose 😦

Jhing: Dafak.

Rico: Women are so confusing. You get mad when we don't do what you said but also gets mad when we do it. Which one is it? 😦

11:36pm

Jhing: Wow.

Jhing: Did that came from past experience? :p

Rico: Kind of. :”>

11:37pm

Jhing: Tell a story.

Rico: Wait.

Selena: Who says you’re not perfect?

Miley: Nobody’s perfect!

P!nk: You’re fucking perfect!

Me: I’m confused… Am I perfect or not?

11:39pm

Jhing: …

Rico: Not laughing?! It's so funny though. 😦

Jhing: …

Rico: Jhing, come ooooooon.

11:40pm

Jhing: Another one.

Rico: OTL

Rico: You're breaking my heart again, orz.

Jhing: Story!

11:42pm

Rico: Uhhh. . .

Jhing: Hurry up!

11:43pm

Rico: You're pressuring me! Should I also pressure you to meet me?!

Seen 11:43pm

11:53pm

Jhing: Don't tell a story. 🙂

Rico: Dammit hahahaha.

Jhing: Haha :p

11:55pm

Rico: I have a question.

Jhing: What is it?

11:59pm

Rico: I'm creating a typography on a t-shirt for a client. I keep re-writing it ah. People, is the spelling correct?

12:00am

Jhing: No.

Rico: Poeple?

Jhing: Pineapple.

12:01am

Rico. 😦

Rico: Juicecolored².

Rico: RIP Jhing's joke. You will not be missed. Amen.

Jhing: Leche.

12:02am

Rico: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Rico: You're so sweet. :”>

Rico: Leche! 😀 /

Rico: .. / .-.. .. -.- . / -.– — ..- –..– / .— …. .. -. –. .-.-.-

I like you, Jhing.