23:11 Chapter 74

¹Click - When strangers hit it off and instantly have a close relationship

as if they met each other for a long time.

²Amazon - A member of a legendary race of female warriors believed

by the ancient Greeks to exist in Scythia

Day 74

11:11pm

Rico: You're confusing me.

11:12pm

Jhing: ?

11:13pm

Rico: I don't understand you sometimes. It's confusing me hahahahah.

Jhing: Why?

Rico: I don't know. Just because. You make me confuse ah. :))

Jhing: Ah. Ok.

11:14pm

Jhing: Any news from Joy?

Rico: Who knows. :))

Jhing: She didn't visit you in the shop?

Jhing: What kind of shop is it anyway?

Rico: She did, I just don't go there anymore ah.

Rico: A small cafe shop and art studio.

11:15pm

Jhing: You're hiding from Joy?

Rico: Kinda?

Jhing: Why? You don't want to flirt with her?

Jhing: I thought you love to flirt?

Rico: You're too much!

11:16pm

Rico: Your words hurt me huhuhu. (‘∩｀。)

Rico: I don't like it when they chase me. I prefer a sudden love, unexpected one, just out of nowhere. That's why I don't search, I just go with the flow to meet the person who will click¹ with me.

11:17pm

Jhing: Click? What are you, a mouse?

Rico: So corny. 😦

Jhing: Haha :p

Rico: RIP Jhing's joke. :((((((

Jhing: Bwisit!

11:18pm

Rico: Hahahahaha!

Jhing: Continue on with your story about Joy!

Rico: Tell a joke first.”>

Jhing: ._.

Rico: Come on, just one joke. :”>

11:19pm

Jhing: I like you.

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11:20pm

Rico: 😮

11:22pm

Jhing: I like you to get murdered by my own hands ’cause I swear, you're pissing me off!

Rico: O___O!?!?!?!

Rico: Oh so yeah, Joy. From what she's doing, it feels like she's wooing me ah.

Jhing: Good, we got back on our topic.

Jhing: Don't you like that? She's stroking your huge ego?

11:27pm

Rico: It's good. It makes me feel handsome! But us men, even though we do like women who put effort in a relationship, we also don't like those who put too much as if they are chasing and courting us.

Rico: Of course, not all men have the same mindset.

Rico: For me… It's fine if we're just flirting but if she wants to be my girlfriend?

Rico: No thanks. I prefer to be the dominant in the relationship.

Jhing: Dominant? Really?

Rico: Yes ah. 😦

11:30pm

Rico: Just think about this… Whenever us tropas meet up to have fun, we always talk about events that happened to us yeah? It's pretty lame if it turns like this.

Boy 1: O bro, how are you and your girlfriend doing?

Boy 2: Well she treated me to movies before having a fancy candle lit dinner. Omg, she also bought me flowers! Isn't my gf so sweet?

Boy 3: That's nothing compare to my gf. She bought me a house and car, bLusZsxHhh! :">

Jhing: (－‸ლ)

11:31pm

Rico: Right? It's almost talking like

"Bro, am I bleeding through my pants?"

"Oh yeah bro, do you want some tampons? I have extras."

"You're the best, bro! Let's go to the washroom…"

"Did you just say washroom? I'll come with you bro."

"Me too, bro."

"Oh don't forget about me, bro."

Jhing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rico: RIGHT?!

Rico: My handsome points will decrease!

Rico: We have a huge ego, and to stroke this ego, we want our girlfriend to boast to their friends that we're sweet and put so much effort for them.

11:32pm

Jhing: So you want someone who'll boast about you? How about us? Are we not allowed to give you a reason to boast about our efforts to your friends? You’re degrading women.

Rico: No! No no no no.

Rico: Efforts are good because hashtag blushingtothebones but it's still different when a man is the one doing the effort to make their woman feel like a princess.

Jhing: You're such a hopeless romantic.

Rico: We're the same. :”>

Jhing: Watever.

11:33pm

Rico: Uhm Jhing.

Jhing: What?

Rico: Do you want to be a princess?

11:36pm

Jhing: I don't want to because a princess can't live without a prince. I prefer to become an amazon² instead.

Rico: YOU RUINED IT AGAIN. 😦

Jhing: Haha. :p

Rico: That was my chance ah! Why did you ruin it? 😦

Jhing: So your ego doesn't get larger than it is. :p

11:38pm

Rico: You should really be thankful that I…

Jhing: ?

Jhing: Thank you 🙂

Rico: Welcome 😀

11:44pm

Rico: So did something happened to you today? I forgot to ask last night ah hahahaha.

Jhing: Leche.

11:48pm

Rico: 😮

Rico: That was out of nowhere. :”>

Rico: I was not prepared:”>

Rico: Leche. too. :”>

11:49pm

Jhing: ._.

Rico: Hahahaha 😀

Rico: Jhing!!!

Jhing: What?!

Rico: Don't do that anymore. 😦

11:50pm

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: Your joke. 😀

11:51pm

Jhing: What?

Rico: Just… don't joke like that again, okay?

Rico: It hurts.

11:52pm

Rico: Because of too much cringiness.

Rico: Hahahaha 😀

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