22.1 - Sit on the Ground, Divide the Spoils

Chapter 22: Sit on the Ground, Divide the Spoils – Part One

Seventh Level Buddha 1 was a mass single healing ability for holy monks. Like Long-Awaited Meeting in Sweet Rain, it required a target’s blood volume to be reduced to a certain point before it could be activated. Because it was a mistress’s skill 2 it was more demanding than a healer’s skill requirements. The divine doctor’s healing requirements were to have blood volume reduced to 20%, while Seventh Level Buddha’s requirement was 10%.

The Lotus Sutra was also a single-target healing skill for holy monks. It was different from a normal healing skill normally released by chanting from a divine doctor. The Lotus Sutra didn’t need to be chanted. It was an instant skill, but it needed to have five combo points accumulated to be released, which made the operation difficult to achieve.

Youmao Bing was also a holy monk, and he also had those two skills!

So when he saw Yiye Feihua’s blood volume fill up at that moment, he was shocked!

Seventh Level Buddha + Lotus Sutra = Full blood volume????

How is that possible!!!

The energy of a player was always limited. Since the holy monk was a mistress, 3 the specialties of holy monks leaned more toward control skills. Generally speaking, a holy monk player would learn one or two healing skills for emergency situations, and the effect of the treatment was resultingly simple. 4

Youmao Bing was aware of that, so when Qingsha Wanzhuang exchanged blood for blood 5 , he prioritized damage output rather than healing.

But now? Reality had given him a slap to the face, and he was completely stunned.

Those same two skills, when played masterfully, they should only restore less than half of Yiye Feihua’s blood volume! 6

Back to full? Was the healing skill level of the enemy holy monk truly seventh level? Or was it eighth level? 7

Wasn’t this person sick! 8

Youmao Bing was knocked to the ground, and he began to feel dizzy. As he lay on the ground, he was still being beaten by Yiye Feihua, and after a short moment, he turned into a golden light and miserably floated away.

The remainder of the people were horrified. With no explanation, they found that Youmao Bing was taken out, and also without explanation, they saw that Yiye Feihua’s blood volume was full.

Qianyun Chui and the dragon knight players had been chasing after and attacking Danshen Guai Shei, and didn’t care about Guaiwo Ge behind them, so they didn’t know what happened.

Did Yiye Feihua take some medicine?

The two of them didn’t know what was going on. They could only wonder about it, but the puppeteer player and Didi could see clearly. Just as they were about to alert them, Yiye Feihua and Xiao Ran had already struck the two of them separately.

Earlier, they had wanted to get rid of Yiye Feihua because of his explosive damage output, so the two hadn’t paid much attention to Xiao Ran. At that time, Xiao Ran’s blood volume had been knocked down by about one third, and the puppeteer’s two babies 9 had also been torn apart. The rest were still on communal cooldown.

Without his babies, the puppeteer was naturally quite fragile. Yiye Feihua rushed toward him quickly so that person would not have the energy to alert Qianyun Chui about them.

Xiao Ran’s attacks were not so intense, and Didi managed to say: “Be careful about the bald donkey in the back! He’s the healer!”

Bald donkey…… Like Xiao Ma, it was a nickname for the hole monk amongst players. The nickname was of course derogatory. Generally, only opponents or unpleasant holy monk players were called bald donkey. But for those that are pleasing to the eye, or who provide well – for example, such as the random team in this group – it is an entire row shouting ‘master’, ‘master.’

“Bald donkey your little sister!” Guaiwo Ge raged like thunder, and a Waterfall Impact tossed Didi into the sky as he turned his head.

“Didi, what are you talking about?” Qianyun Chui and the dragon knight player were baffled.

Didi was tumbling through the air. He was about to roll over and leap away, but was picked back up by Xiao Ran’s Floating Flower. 10

He had to maintain his calm while tumbling through the sky, saying: “I saw that Yiye Feihua’s blood volume was filled up by this kid! That’s a real healer disguised as a mistress!”

Fuck me! There was even that kind of operation?

Qianyun Chui and the other considered it carefully. It seemed that Danshen Guai Shei, that father 11 never released a healing skill from start to finish. It was that bald donkey’s actions that always helped him. Qianyun Chui had thought before that his skills were too good, making it so Danshen Guai Shei had no chance to distance himself and start healing. As a result……

He was cheated, ah!

But at that time, Danshen Guai Shei’s blood volume had dropped down to one third. If they turned around to fight Guaiwo Ge, wouldn’t they leave a gap for Danshen Guai Shei so he could refill his health again? The gains weren’t worth the loss, ah!

Obviously they hadn’t considered the possibility of a healer occupation not learning any healing skills. Even if they were violent, they always had to learn one or two, ba!

So the pair, with their worries hidden, had to thicken their skin 12 and continue beating up Danshen Guai Shei.

When Didi saw Qianyun Chui and the other remained unmoved, he was so enraged that he was about to explode. As soon as he came down from the sky, he was about to draw his bow to shoot at Guaiwo Ge, but who could have foreseen that when an ink blot hit his chest, his obviously half-full blood volume would instantly became empty!

Write a Chapter! 13

The combination of the seven-character quatrains 14 , 28 combo points, took Didi out without warning.

On the other side, Yiye Feihua’s one-sided murder spree against the puppeteer player had basically ended.

On the battlefield, only the remaining Qianyun Chui, the dragon knight player, and an immortal cultivator player were struggling to stay afloat.

Right from the start, they had overlooked the healer and close-combat duo, so it can be imagined how pitiful they were. Now the overpowered Xiao Ran and Yiye Feihua had also ended their battles. After they moved to their side, the outcome of the plot was clearly no surprise.

The seven Shenyao members were all sent back to the rebirth point.

Footnotes

updated spell name from Seventh Level Monk bc this sounds better contextually a skill used by someone who is a non-healer occupation a non-main-healer class very basic triage stuff, not very effective, but can stabilize for emergencies were mutually attacking He’s confused that it restored Feihua’s BV up to full, instead of only halfway Seventh Level Buddha at fault for causing trouble his precious puppets Waterfall Impact and Floating Flower are both levitation skills father as in one who is skilled, a term of respect. I was going to put daddy but. It only used ba not baba so it felt worse. there’s an idiom here, English equivalent is to bite the bullet, but that sounded wrong in context so I went with this Shen Bi skill – (Free Skill): Cause damage to a single enemy through writing. The more complex the written character and the more ink it consumes, the higher the attack power. Cooldown: 3 seconds. quatrains are stanzas in poetry with 4 lines each. 7*4 = 28