Chapter 78: Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu! Chapter 78

Dirk immediately turned back with my statement. And swiftly jumped away from me.

“I won’t, I won’t, I won’t!”

“As I thought, touching a flat chest is not amusing at all, huh.”

“That’s not it, but that’s not good!”

“I don’t have anyone else to ask though. Rabisha-chan seems like she would overdo it, I can’t ask Martha, other men are out of question.”

“Y, you could say that, but seriously, why are you fussing over it that much!?”

“Because Rin was flat-chested. I yearn for it. If there’s a possibility, I would like them big!”

I brushed against my currently flat chest and sighed.

“Why do you want me to do that?”

“Because you will be the one to see the end result. It’s the group work of a married couple! Also, teasing the panicking you is too fun!”

“The second half is the real reason, isn’t it!? I have never heard of married couples doing such group work!”

However, in the end, Dirk lost to my enthusiasm and massaged me, but he got a nosebleed halfway, so we stopped. I thought Dirk said that he is interested in my flat chest too just to be considerate, but I realized he was actually saying the truth.

“Did you have fun?”

“Stop it! Don’t make me remember! I am so excited now that my nosebleed will get even worse!”

I thought that he would be pitiful if his nosebleed got worse, so after stopping it with healing magic and calming him down by cooling, we went to sleep.