Chapter 80 of 81
Chapter 80
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"Hmph! I have been a hero all my life, how could I be as incapable as you say? I just saw that this boy has an extraordinary physique, a good seed for martial arts. I was preparing to pass on all my knowledge to him. In these apocalyptic times, if you learn my unparalleled martial arts, you can restore the land, turn the tide, and save the world."
The old man said with righteous indignation.
"Old man, are you crazy? The king is a zombie. Even if I learn your skills, it would be good enough not to cause chaos in the world, let alone save it?"
The red mutant parrot sneered.
"Stop denying it, I've seen through your tricks. You just can't handle your seven wives and want us to take the fall for you."
The old man slapped the table, "Boy, control your bird! Talking nonsense, sheer nonsense! I never go back on my word, you will learn, whether you like it or not!"
"Dead bird, if you dare to talk nonsense again, do you think I won't make you into hotpot!"
The old man glared at the red mutant parrot fiercely.
The red mutant parrot was scared, remembering the old man's superlative martial arts that left Li Mu helpless, it quickly covered its mouth.
The old man nodded in satisfaction, "That's settled then. Bring tea."
Li Mu's eyes flickered, looking at the old man, he slowly shook his head. He wanted to find Luo Shui, how could he stay on this island to learn martial arts from the old man?
"Not agreeing? Hmph, in our martial arts world, the one with the bigger fist decides. Boy, can you beat me?"
The old man said coldly.
Li Mu thought for a moment and shook his head.
"That's right. Not to boast, but once you learn even a fraction of my skills, you can roam the world freely. Look at your messy techniques, what kind of junk are they? Even if you evolve, they are still useless!"
The old man, confident and invincible, laughed loudly.
Li Mu looked deeply at the old man, and the red mutant parrot suddenly jumped up, shouting, "I know who you are!"
Its voice was very excited, seemingly with a strange kind of admiration, the red mutant parrot looked at the old man, "You are the super playboy Yang Yingxiong, known as the 'Slayer of Ten Thousand'!"
"My former owner was your biggest fan, saying you were the pride of men and the enemy of women..."
The red mutant parrot couldn't continue, as it felt a surging killing intent. An old lady suddenly appeared, her eyes cold, glaring at the old man, gritting her teeth, "Slayer of Ten Thousand? When did this happen, and why didn't I know?"
"Damn bird!"
The old man was furious. If looks could kill, the red mutant parrot would have been torn to pieces a thousand times over.
"Let me explain, it's not like that at all, you know, I only love you in this life."
The old man tried to defend himself, but the old lady just put down the fruit plate heavily, "Hmph, before you say that, should I call your other six beloveds to listen?"
The old man's face darkened, watching the old lady storm off, he sighed, "Understand now? The most painful thing in life is marrying a wife, and the most terrifying thing is marrying seven wives. This means that for every sweet word someone says, you must say seven, and you can't get it wrong."
Li Mu's eyes flickered, a fragment of memory flashed in his mind, he looked at the red mutant parrot, which immediately put on a pained face, cautiously saying, "Old man, I really remember who you are this time."
"Shut up!"
The old man glared at the red mutant parrot fiercely, "Doesn't the old man know who he is? Do I need you to tell me! You only mention the bad things, not the good ones!"
"The old man doesn't care, you caused this mess, you must fix it before you can leave."
The old man was extremely angry, "Is it easy for me to survive between seven wives? And you still cause trouble for me!"
Li Mu frowned, he had already remembered who this old man was. To have such formidable martial arts and seven wives, there was no one else but the legendary Yang Yingxiong, the last martial arts master on Earth.
But even Yang Yingxiong couldn't suppress his desire to find Luo Shui. Thinking of this, Li Mu stood up, slowly extending his hand.
The old man sneered, "Boy, are you going to fight me? You should know, everyone who fought me before is dead. If it weren't for your potential, I would have killed you with one slap."
Before he finished speaking, the old man turned and slapped out a palm, a visible green palm print burst forth, sweeping away everything in its path, effortlessly landing in the courtyard outside, instantly creating a terrifying palm print several meters wide.
Seeing this palm, Li Mu's eyebrows twitched, and the red mutant parrot was so scared it started to play dead.
With one palm as a warning, the old man stood up, his hands moving like the wind, quickly pressing a few points on Li Mu's body. The movements were too fast for Li Mu to react.
The old man frowned, "I told you. What kind of nonsense is this evolution? It's just a drain on life, disordered meridians, misplaced acupoints, and a case of qi deviation. Boy, if you hadn't met me, you would have only lived for five more years."
Li Mu's eyes turned cold, looking at the old man, and the red mutant parrot stopped playing dead, raising its head, somewhat disbelieving, "Old man, you can't just say that. King, isn't he fine?"
The old man smiled confidently, "The old man's word is as good as gold, when have I ever lied."
"Wait, I'll call your first wife to give you a full check-up, to see the situation. Hmph, a zombie? A real zombie wouldn't be like this."
The old man waved his hand and walked out.
"King, that old man is probably just scaring you, trying to trick you into staying."
The red mutant parrot said.
Li Mu was silent for a moment, then shook his head. He knew the old man was Yang Yingxiong, and Yang Yingxiong never lied, because he was Yang Yingxiong, a legendary figure, the last martial arts master on Earth.
The red mutant parrot's thoughts also wavered, "King, is he really that Yang Yingxiong? The Yang Yingxiong who almost triggered the Third World War?"
Li Mu nodded, on Earth, who else but this legendary figure, the last martial arts master Yang Yingxiong, could possess martial arts true qi, be so powerful, and be his match?
The red mutant parrot sighed deeply, "Although I know there's probably no one else, it doesn't seem like him. My former owner was his biggest fan, collecting a lot of information about him."
"I think, a man who could marry seven wives, hold the most world records, be as rich as a country, and in the end, be so lonely that he almost triggered the Third World War, shouldn't be like this."
"Idol shattered. Or perhaps time really is a butcher's knife."
The red mutant parrot shook its head, somewhat disappointed. Even as a bird, the name Yang Yingxiong, which influenced an entire generation, was still thunderous.
There are too many legends about Yang Yingxiong. He is the only legend after the decline of martial arts. [Yang Yingxiong will be another main character in the series, if the entire series can be completed, everyone will see.]
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