Chapter 5

Avoiding that fierce and sharp-tongued Zheng Peilin, who was barren,

Yan Xiaokai wandered around the police academy for a good while before finally managing to return to the original spot by memory alone.

By this time, that Zheng Peilin naturally wouldn't still be standing there foolishly, but he himself was a bit dumbfounded.

Because after wandering around, he completely couldn't understand what kind of world this was. Everywhere were strange and incomprehensible things, and their uses were also unclear. Moreover, the clothing of these people was bizarre, especially the women's, which was extremely revealing, almost as if they weren't wearing anything at all. According to Yan Xiaokai's standards, it was simply exposing their breasts and nipples, even more exaggerated than the women in the brothels of the past.

It was one thing for the clothing to be daring and revealing, but the local customs were also shockingly bold. In broad daylight and in full view of everyone, a man and a woman dared to openly put their arms around each other and show affection. This was one thing, though it was a bit out of line but not too outrageous. However, when he passed by a bench just now, he actually saw a man and a woman hugging and kissing, with the man's hand directly reaching into the woman's clothes, and the woman shamelessly placing her hand on the man's crotch.

Too bold!

Too shameless!

Too unbelievable!

Too...

If this were his own era, he would have to make that couple of dogs give him a red envelope. He was still a young man who hadn't married, and seeing others having sex was considered bad luck, and not demanding a red envelope would bring misfortune.

"Xiaokai, Xiaokai!"

When Yan Xiaokai was sitting on a bench in a daze, a young man's voice called out from a distance.

The man ran up, panting, and said, "Xiaokai, why are you here? Someone said you were bullied by Lin Weike, and I've been looking for you everywhere! How are you? Are you okay?"

Yan Xiaokai carefully looked at this person and found him to be around twenty years old, with a unfamiliar face but a worried expression.

After confirming that he didn't know this person, Yan Xiaokai hesitantly asked, "Sir, who are you?"

The man was taken aback and then angrily scolded, "Are you okay? You don't even recognize me?"

Yan Xiaokai felt a bit of a headache. Although everyone called him that, he really wasn't Yan Xiaokai.

Because this person's concern was genuine, Yan Xiaokai's attitude became more respectful, and he bowed and said, "I'm sorry, sir, I really don't know you!"

"Sir? Sir? Are you shooting a period drama?" The man laughed and looked around, not seeing any cameras, then turned back to seriously look at Yan Xiaokai, seeing that he didn't seem to be joking, his face showed concern, "Xiaokai, don't scare me. You really don't recognize me? Did Lin Weike really beat you into a stupor?"

Yan Xiaokai asked blankly, "Who is Lin Weike?"

"Finished, looks like you really were beaten into a stupor!" The man said, pulling Yan Xiaokai's hand, "Quick, let's go to the infirmary!"

Yan Xiaokai pulled his hand away and bowed, "Sir, please respect yourself. I don't have a preference for men."

"Preference for men?" The man was taken aback, then realized, and said with a bitter smile, "You have a preference for men, your whole family has a preference for men, and you even came down from Brokeback Mountain!"

"Sir, you can eat anything, but you can't say anything. I really don't have a preference for men, and you can't easily tarnish someone's reputation!" Yan Xiaokai said seriously, then humbly asked, "May I ask, where is Brokeback Mountain?"

The man was at a loss, but seeing Yan Xiaokai's strange behavior, he couldn't bear to scold him and had to patiently explain.

His name was Bi Yuntao, not only a classmate of Yan Xiaokai, but also a roommate and from the same village. They had been best friends since childhood. Although he wasn't rich, his family background was better than Yan Xiaokai's. Because of his strong build and fighting skills, after being admitted to the police academy, he wasn't bullied and even ranked among the top ten fighters. Because he often protected Yan Xiaokai, the latter's tragedies were relatively fewer.

Just now, he was playing soccer on the field when he heard that Yan Xiaokai was bullied by Lin Weike. Worried that something might happen to him, he hurriedly came to look for him.

After listening to Bi Yuntao's story, Yan Xiaokai felt a bit sympathetic for him, because his weak and close friend had already been knocked out by that Baihu woman. Moreover, he didn't think he had any illness and didn't need to see a doctor. But then he thought, since this person was from here and was a good friend, wouldn't he be a good help in understanding this world? So he agreed to Bi Yuntao's request and went to the infirmary with him.

At this time, the school was on break, and the doctor was nowhere to be found. There was only a young nurse in the infirmary.

The nurse's surname was Lu, and her name was Shan Dian. The male students of the police academy basically called her "Ludian" (meaning "show three points").

Because of her name, she was often teased, so her temper wasn't good. She never showed a good face to the male students of the police academy, especially since she was in a bad mood these days and was even more unhappy to be on duty at the school infirmary. So she was extremely unhappy.

The door to the infirmary was open, but Bi Yuntao still politely knocked.

Lu Shan Dian glanced back indifferently, then turned away and continued watching TV.

Bi Yuntao was a bit annoyed and knocked again, a bit harder, and the sound was naturally louder.

Lu Shan Dian was somewhat impatient, turned back, and said indifferently, "If you have a cold, fever, or runny nose, buy your own medicine. If you have a difficult illness, we can't treat it. If you have a terminal illness, prepare for the afterlife. Abortion is not allowed."

Bi Yuntao was taken aback and couldn't help but laugh, "Do you think I can get pregnant?"

Lu Shan Dian looked at him and said disdainfully, "How should I know? If you can't have children, go to the South China Reproductive and Urology Center."

Bi Yuntao was furious, "I... damn..."

Lu Shan Dian's tone became serious, "If you have bad breath, brush your teeth in the morning and evening. If it doesn't work, see a dentist."

Bi Yuntao slumped, "I don't have bad breath or cavities."

Lu Shan Dian asked, "Then what's wrong with you?"

Bi Yuntao was thoroughly depressed, "I can eat and drink, nothing is wrong with me!"

Lu Shan Dian looked understanding, "Many people with illnesses are unwilling to admit it or are embarrassed to admit it. But for your condition, I suggest you go to a regular hospital. Small clinics specialize in exploiting people who like to fool around and don't use protection."

Bi Yuntao subconsciously responded, "I always use protection."

Lu Shan Dian looked at him in surprise, "If you use protection, how can you get sick? If you didn't buy expired ones at one yuan each, you must have a character problem."

Bi Yuntao was furious, "You... "

Lu Shan Dian said impatiently, "Alright, I sympathize with your situation and understand your feelings, but we really can't treat this here."

Bi Yuntao said with a bitter smile, "I really don't have any illness!"

Lu Shan Dian looked at him with disgust, "Whether you have an illness or not, it's not up to you or me to decide, but the doctor. "

Bi Yuntao was trapped in her logic and blurted out, "Where is the doctor? Call him out. I don't believe I can be diagnosed with an illness if I don't have one!"

Lu Shan Dian looked at him with disdain, "Classmate, I need to emphasize that I have no interest in your physique and appearance. So you'd better not think too much. Also, I reiterate, we don't treat this here."

Bi Yuntao was thoroughly depressed. If he could, he would really want to rape and kill this nurse, and then kill and rape her again... But as a student of the police academy and a future police officer, he could only think about it, not do it. So he had to suppress his anger and said, "Forget about whether I have an illness or not. The one who needs to see a doctor is my friend. He was beaten and may have amnesia."

Lu Shan Dian asked indifferently, "Where was he beaten?"

Bi Yuntao was again at a loss, "Nurse, if he has amnesia, it must be because his head was hit, not his feet!"

Lu Shan Dian said dismissively, "That's hard to say! A head injury can affect the lower body, and a lower body injury can affect the head."

Bi Yuntao was really frustrated and said irritably, "His head was hit!"

Lu Shan Dian looked at Yan Xiaokai and asked calmly, "What does he forget?"

Bi Yuntao deliberately tried to disgust the nurse, "He forgets something strange. He remembers how much others owe him, but forgets what he owes others. His memory is all mixed up, and he keeps mistaking strangers for his wife. When he came in just now, he said you look like his wife's sister's cousin's daughter who can't get married. But the most important point is that he thinks he is from ancient times and speaks in terms like 'sir,' 'your Excellency,' 'I,' 'where,' 'ig,' 'give me a kiss,' and 'damn.'"

Yan Xiaokai had been silent all along, but now he couldn't help but feel wronged in his heart. When did I say such things? When did I have amnesia?

Lu Shan Dian only slightly furrowed her eyebrows, still calm, showing her remarkable composure and patience. After listening, she said lazily, "It seems to be amnesia, and selective amnesia at that. Whether it is or not, we can't treat it here. The door is over there, please leave."

Bi Yuntao was finally at a loss, but seeing that the doctor was really not there and this nurse might have graduated from a wild medical school, he decided to take Yan Xiaokai to a big hospital.

Yan Xiaokai was a bit reluctant, "Is this it?"

Lu Shan Dian asked with some caution, "What else do you want?"

Yan Xiaokai said, "You should at least give me a prescription. My head hurts when I think about things."

Lu Shan Dian finally took it seriously, looked at Yan Xiaokai carefully, and said seriously, "Eat more, drink more, fight less, gamble less, smoke less, drink less, take fewer drugs, stay out less, and think less about nonsense. Your head will naturally stop hurting. Of course, reducing sexual activity might help you."

Yan Xiaokai was thoroughly defeated and looked at Bi Yuntao. They both obediently left the infirmary. This nurse was really too powerful!

After leaving the infirmary, Bi Yuntao insisted on taking Yan Xiaokai to a big hospital for a check-up.

Yan Xiaokai saw that he couldn't change Bi Yuntao's determination to take him to see a doctor, so he reluctantly agreed. Anyway, he also wanted to see what the world outside the police academy was like.

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