Chapter 1

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Mu Yuan stealthily leaned against the window, his ears against the wall and listened carefully to the movement outside, but his dark, lacquered eyes kept surveying the humble house.

After a while, there was a sound of footsteps, and he hurriedly rolled back into bed, pulling the bedding and wrapping himself up tightly.

A voice sounded outside the door, “Senior Brother Mu, are you resting well? Senior Brother Pu said he would come to see you later.”

Mu Yu’an pinched his throat and said weakly, “Don’t bother, I want to be alone.”

The man replied, “Don’t be too sad, Brother Pu didn’t hurt you on purpose. I won’t bother you then, you have a good rest.”

“…Okay.”

After there was no movement outside, he lifted the blanket and continued to stare at the window for a while, wanting to ensure that no one would come. He cursed in a low voice, “Fuck!” (1)

The room is very simple, there is only a bed and a dilapidated bookshelf with some scriptures on the side.

The only thing special in the house, it is the dozen or so paintings under his pillow. All of which are of a person, that is “his” senior martial brother, Pu Fang.

He looked at the words “Mu Yuan loves Pu Fang” written on the paintings, especially the three characters (2) “Mu Yuan”, and felt that his life was loveless and worse than that of a dog!

Mu Yuan, what kind of sin did he commit! He actually transmigrated it a ** (3) cultivation novel.

He was a rich third generation and lived a happy and free life. However, he accidentally learned that there was a cannon fodder in a ** novel with the same name as him, so he curiously opened the book.

He almost smashed his phone when he read that the Mu Yuan in this book was a cannon fodder character. When he saw that Mu Yuan was in love with the protagonist but couldn’t achieve it, he was so angry that he went directly to the novel’s webpage and gave it a negative rating.

Who knows this is his retribution for madly giving it a negative rating, but he found himself transmigrating into the book.

The original owner was originally a young man who did not have to worry about food or clothing. When he was sixteen years old, he encountered one of the protagonists and fell in love at first sight. He followed him to Fengyang Sect, and because his root was of a high purity, he was able to participate in the sect selection meeting.

As a result, he defeated the other protagonist, but did not expect Pu Fang to angrily reach out and slap him when he saw his beloved injured.

With a very high level of attack and cultivation, this palm attack directly destroyed the original owner’s spiritual roots. After that, the original owner did not dare to go back to see his parents, and only became a sweeping cultivator at the outer door, watching them love each other.

When Mu Yuan transmigrated over, the [original owner] had just been injured. He moved his hands and feet, but could not feel any cultivation in his body. Probably due to the fact that he had just transmigrated, there were no other major problems with him and at this time was a mundane mortal.

However, he had to leave this hellish place so that he would not have to live a miserable life here! He wants to go back to being a son of heaven! Eating, drinking, and having fun are his goals in life!

He took out rouge gouache, powder, and a set of pink garments from under the bed. After he found out about his identity, he asked someone to buy it after giving them various random reasons.

There was no mirror in the room, so he had to put powder and red gouache on his face according to his feelings. He changed into the pink garment and pulled off a pillowcase and wrapped it around his head.

When a few people passed by outside [his door], he immediately stayed silent and waited for them to pass, before gently opening the door and stepping out.

Fengyang Sect is the first major sect, and correspondingly, has a very large territory. However, since he became a waste and was recuperating, he was left unattended. Everyone was busy greeting Lieyue Sect, and there was no one left to guard him.

Lieyue Sect came to visit today, and although there are not many people in the sect, there are many female disciples. So when he went out in his female disguise, it did not attract too many people’s attention. He quickly found a path and ran all the way down the mountain.

When he was halfway down the mountain, he was so tired and hid in the grass to rest and took out a steamed bun to fill his stomach. From time to time, cultivators and sacred beasts would pass by in the sky. Fortunately they were far away, so no one would notice him at all.

After replenishing his strength, he continued down the road.

He doesn’t know how long he ran, but his legs were getting heavy as if they were filled with lead. He had to find the motivation to cheery himself up, “Fuck! When I make it back, I’m going to lie down for three to five year. I’m going to eat all the delicacies from the mountains to the sea and find a beauty for each arm every night!”

He drew himself a blueprint for the future in his heart, thus he did not pay attention to where he was walking. He felt himself slipping on a stone and fell forward into a pile of dog shit.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!”

As he was rubbing his knees, a pair of feet landed in front of him and he heard a female voice, “Why are you giving me such a big bow?” (4)

Mu Yuan looked up and the woman and him both cried out in surprise at the same time.

He cried out due to the fact that the woman was so ugly. There was a very conspicuous scar on her left cheek, which occupies almost half of her face.

Unexpectedly, the woman had lowered her head and looked at him and smiled, “I didn’t expect that there is someone uglier than me.”

“Who do you think is ugly, ugly monster!” Mu Yuan changed his voice, although it was not too feminine, his voice was still very neutral.

The woman was amazed, and waved the sword in her hand, “The voice is also worse than mine. Say, who are you and why are you sneaking around here?”

Mu Yuan glanced at the sword in her hand, and whispered, “Good lady, please have mercy, I’m just an ordinary village woman. I just happened to come into the wrong place.”

The woman picked up his chin and averted her eyes in disgust, “It’s also strange that you haven’t been thrown out by them.”

Mu Yuan couldn’t stand to look at her appearance at close range. The two were too disgusted with each other, and each looked towards the side.

She asked, “Who are you?”

“None of your business”

Mu Yuan blinked, intending to slip away while she was unprepared. Who knew that all of a sudden from the sky a big bird began to call out. Before he could react, the woman had gotten up and ran down the mountain. “Ahhhhhh!”

Mu Yuan didn’t understand what was going on. Seeing her like this, he was worried that someone would catch up with him, so he immediately got up and ran with her.

The two ran for a long time and didn’t stop until they reached the foot of the mountain.

The woman propped her hands on her knees and panted, and weakly pointed her sword at him. “Why are you following me!”

“Obviously you have to run ahead of me, this old… old lady hasn’t blamed you for getting in the way! You were running for such a long time, how could a bird scare you.” Mu Yuan gasped.

“You don’t know shit! Do you know who that bird belongs to!” The woman glared at him, seeming to want to scare him, pretending to be vicious, “That’s the demon’s spirit beast! It must have come to slaughter Fengyang Sect again.” (5)

Mu Yuan didn’t bother to care about this and did not intend to entangle with this woman. Straightening up, he kept walking forward away from Fengyang Sect’s territory. Not too far away he found an inn, but the shopkeeper did nott entertain him.

“Girl, we are full, you should go back early, it’s not safe.”

“What’s not safe? I’m so ugly, does someone still dare to rob me?” Mu Yuan said puzzledly. Judging from the woman’s reaction earlier, he knew that he didn’t put on his makeup properly.

The shopkeeper whispered, “No, no, it’s people from the Demon’s Sect. I heard that they have been catching good looking women everywhere recently, and many people in town have gone to the Fengyang Sect for protection.”

The shopkeeper was reluctant to say anything more and he was not able to ask anymore questions. But no matter what, he won’t return to Fengyang Sect.

He dragged his exhausted body and after searching for a few stores to no avail. He didn’t care about being decent, so he found a clean place on the street to sit down. He covered himself tightly with the headscarf and began to think about how to find a way back.

However, he did not notice that there were very few pedestrians on this street.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew and from nowhere there was a woman’s scream. He looked around, finding nothing, turned back in the original direction to see that a large carriage had silently parked itself in front of him.

In the next second, he felt that he was being controlled by a force, and was sent flying into the air. He opened his mouth wide in surprise and was thrown into the carriage before he could make a sound.

He screamed in pain, only to find that the inside of the car was bigger than it looked outside! There were also twenty or thirty women inside, all holding their arms and huddling together.

“What the hell is this place?” He asked, but no one answered. He stood up and pounded on the carriage and shouted.

Finally, a person stood and said, “It’s useless, this carriage uses an enchantment and people outside can’t hear it.”

“Huh?”

He had just escaped and already found himself in such a bad situation, how unlucky. He was about to check with the other person when he heard a scream, and a moment later, there was another woman in the carriage.

He took a look and laughed, “It must be fate.”

The scarred woman obviously didn’t expect to meet him again. She glanced around and asked him, “What’s with all these people?”

“I’m still asking.” Mu Yuan looked at the woman who had just replied, “Do you know what’s going on?”

That woman was really good-looking, and there were a few tears in her eyes at this time. It really made one feel sorry for her, but heard her whisper, “I heard them say that they are capturing us for the Demon Sect.”

Mu Yuan raised his eyebrows and looked around at all the great beauties. If they are going according to a dog blood plot, are they being sent to fill the harem?

It’s just that he and the scarred woman were also selected? The taste of this Demon Sect is too heavy!

The scarred woman suddenly glared at him, “How come you’ve been so unlucky twice, you’re not the reincarnation of a bad luck star, are you?”

“Ah, what bad luck star, your mother [is a bad luck star.] I am the brightest star in the night sky!” Mu Yuan touched his face and looked at the crowd, “Hey, who of you has a mirror?”

The scarred woman spat, “Ugly people are so strange, you still want to dress up to hook up with those people?”

“Is it really right of you to say that? Anyway, when you are going to enter the wolf’s den, you have to still look decent, don’t you agree?”

Mu Yuan saw that she was angry, and he turned his head to look at the beautiful woman, “Girl, I know you must have a small mirror, can you lend it to me for a little bit?”

The woman looked at him, wanting to say something but decided against it. She looked like she wanted to persuade him but finally gave him a small bronze mirror.

Only then did Mu Yuan see his appearance, his face was red and white, and found that he had painted himself like a clown, this was just too awesome.

Except for this weird makeup, the face looked exactly the same as his own, still very handsome.

Fortunately, he put on makeup when he went out, otherwise he might have found himself in charge of the harem, right?

Just as he secretly rejoiced, the carriage suddenly stopped, and the coachman opened the curtain and said coldly: “Here.”

Footnotes:

我去你媽了個巴子！ This is the original swear, but I have decided to change it to be more general, please note that I will be doing so with all future swears regarding family members.穆予安 – Mu Yuan’s name has three charactersThe asterisks were originally in the raw.This line gave me so much trouble, and then I really thought about it and I was like oh…why am I such an idiot. This is what happens when you overthink things.The original raw state devil, but later it also states demon, so for ease of reading I’ve chosen to just say demon.

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