Chapter 3

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Mountain rains are coming. The wind is blowing all over the room.

I secretly took a look at the Emperor. It’s okay! There’s no dark clouds and storms gathering. With a sigh of relief, I couldn’t help but smile. Sure enough, under my training, the Emperor’s cultivation has entered a new realm.

But... Am I being dazzled? The Emperor’s mouth seemed to twitch!

Half an hour!

The Emperor stared at me for half an hour!

He sneered and held out his hand. He slipped down through my graceful waist, entered between my legs, stroked inside my thighs...then...went up the road to squeezed my key point forcefully. The evil’s wanton face chilled with cold air, “I say, Childe Murong, you should act according to your ability.”

I cried in pain, took a deep breath, and glared at him bitterly. Villain! A villain with narrow belly that can capsize a boat! Even if you don’t accept my proposal, why use such small means to avenge others! The standard is different. I muttered in my heart.

The Emperor can’t wait any longer. He leaned down and kissed me fiercely. His soft tongue rolled in my mouth and chased the sweet liquid. While I could still breathe, I desperately use my seemingly useless (actually useless) head to think about the way to escape.

But it seems too late.

After that deep kiss, the Emperor smiled at me. He took off his clothes neatly, opened my legs, and squeezed between them.

But I, who should have struggled desperately and shouted "No!" suddenly stopped. After seeing the Emperor’s naked body, my eyes glistened. I could hardly breath...

Thin waist, narrow arms, lean and strong... I’ve been looking for a beautiful figure for a long time! I never thought I would meet you here. I was almost moved to tears.

“So excited?” The Emperor laughed jokingly. He automatically interpreting it as my emotion flipping.

The words woke the dreamer!

With the Emperor’s interruption, I finally grasped the only trace of reason and swallowed back the drool on my mouth...(don’t let those flow out)

Aiyah, Murong Fang Qing, this is a dangerous situation. You shouldn’t be tempted by the Emperor’s beauty. Instead, you should use beauty to lure him to let you go!

But the Emperor didn’t wait for me to make a "counterattack plan" when he charged into my secret field. I groaned and immediately felt a burning pain.

I started faster than I unexpectedly did. I didn’t even do foreplay... I gasped for breath. My fingers firmly gripped the bed quilt at hand and unwillingly looked at the handsome face in front of me.

Good! You’re unkind and I’m unjust. You make me suffered physical abuse, then I’ll let you suffer from hearing abuse!

Humph! Anyway, I can’t escape. Let’s just enjoy it as much as possible and teach him the skills of love making in return.

As a result, on a dark and windy night, sensational cries and gasps could be heard from the Emperor’s bedchamber, with some strange words...

“Hu... Ha... Come again... Come on!“ A sound of high and excited rose.

“...Wa ...Ha ...Deep ...A little deeper!” A shout of an unbearable comfort.

“Ahhh—” There’s also a sound of a male’s deep voice.

The Emperor breathed heavily and stared at me with red eyes, “If you shout so loud on purpose again, I’ll throw you into prison!”

I was lying on the bed. My thin chest gasping for breath continuously. My fair exquisite voice was intoxicating pink. I looked at the red marks on the Emperor with satisfaction. Humph! I had a hard time, and you hadn’t!

“I won’t...“ I looked like I was wronged by someone. My eyes are like silk, my face is like rosy clouds, and my breath is like orchid. I cried when I spoke. I successfully performed the shame and charm that the Emperor saw! Ha! The best thing to do is to make the Emperor think that I am very troublesome and not willing to throw away my effect.

In this case, I can resist the attack. I’m willing to refuse but I’m actually looking for opportunities to retaliate. Of course, the standard must be mastered, otherwise, the resistance will become a tease.

Humph! Many years of practice are used today. Even if you’re the Emperor, you can’t make this young master feel good.

Holding on to the Emperor’s thick shoulders, he felt his legs raised again, his fingernails slid down sharply—“Wu–!” The Emperor screamed.

“I didn’t mean to...” I hurriedly pretended to be pitiful, blinking innocently that my eyes were about to drop out. But in fact, my heart is almost cramping with laughter! Wa! That’s good!

“You...” The Emperor was about to explode. But he gave my poor lazy face back to its original shape. After giving me a hard stare, he raised my leg again...

I pouted, thinking this time that I would scream again to express the depression in my heart and the pain in my body.

It’s better to make the Emperor restless so that he can’t go to the court tomorrow.

At this moment, the sound of footsteps from afar came in a hurry. The bedchamber door knocked rhythmically, “Your majesty the Emperor, are you all right?”

I know that voice. It’s the voice of the bodyguard who carried me in. The footsteps just came were disorderly, so he should not be alone outside the door.

The Emperor frowned with displeasure, “What are you doing here?”

Dang! What I heard was the sound of kneeling. “Reporting to the Emperor, this subject just heard... Er, heard the cry of the Emperor. I... This subject is worried... The Emperor is in danger... I feared that Murong’s fourth young master...so...”

The imperial bodyguard’s voice was as frightened as the leaves in the autumn wind, shivering as if there was something difficult to say.

“Say the point!” The Emperor is getting impatient.

Shocked by the Emperor’s stern tone, the imperial guard blurred out, “This subject was worried that the Emperor might give way to Murong’s fourth young master for his carelessness, fear that he will be rude to the Emperor. So this subject immediately led people to rescue!”

“Pfff!” When I heard that, I almost spat and accidentally laughed, but looking at the Emperor’s stoned face, I decided to shut up.

Hahaha... The Emperor didn’t know if he would get mad tonight. He even let his subordinates misunderstand him. Hahaha! It’s funny. I decided to put this matter into my romantic book and then—spread through the ages!

But now I feel a little sympathy for that guard. I don’t know if his head is used for decoration. I even went far and mercilessly painted the Emperor’s face. I don’t know if I’ll send the Emperor to build stones in the frontier?

The atmosphere in the room is getting colder...

The guard outside the door shivered, he kowtowed assiduously, repeating the same sentence, “This servant deserve to die, deserve to die, deserve to die...”

“You...... Just step back. Without my command, no one is allowed to disturb me.” The Emperor’s words were cold but dignified.

“Yes! This subject obeys the Emperor.“ After the sound of relief, there was another wolverine fleeing sound outside.

This time, I had to admire the robustness of the Emperor’s heart. It was really powerful, such a heavy weight can’t be broken.

Fortunately, they didn’t break in. I thought with glee. Hehe...

The Emperor seemed to be aware of my thoughts. He suddenly returned to me with a fierce look and an evil smile.

What... what? My heart missed a beat! I shrank into bed unconsciously...

“This... It’s not my fault. Uh, it’s just that your room’s sound insulation is too poor... Wa! Don’t come here. Okay, I made a little mistake, but...but it’s not necessary to tie me with a rope. Ah, I will not...”

“Wa—”

A screech rang again at Shen Hun Palace, where the Emperor lives, but this time no one dared to come again.

The next day, I opened my eyes with difficulty. The sunlight leaked from the carved window pane and sprinkled gold all over the ground. I blinked. I subconsciously wanted to sit up, but the pain all over my body made me bared my teeth and had to lie back.

This is a painful lesson. Recalling what happened last night, the Emperor came in and out of his body. The Emperor was still able to be energetic after many rounds of war. I began to admire a little. The Emperor and I are really different, physically.

“Young master, are you awake?” Before I lay down, the door was opened. Two young men came in each holding a fine porcelain jade plate.

One is Tong Jin, who was full of smiles.

Another boy, who looks like Tong Jin but looks rather cold.

They should be twins with similar appearance. It’s just that the look is so different that they become the distinguishing feature.

“You are...” I hesitated to ask after seeing what they put down.

“The Emperor sent us to serve you.” He said coldly.

“He is my brother Tong Yin. The Emperor told me that when you wake up, he would order us to bring food. It seems that the time is just right! Xiao Yin was right.“ Tong Jin was smiling ear to ear.

“Young master, what would you like to eat? If the taste is not to your liking, we can ask the cook to make another.”

“Oh, then I want wolfberry stewed dog meat, scalded shrimp, eel with drum juice, liver and waist fried celery, and lily black-boned chicken...”

I just imagine those tender and sweet meals with lingering fragrance on my teeth and cheeks, I feel my saliva flowing...

“Are you finished?” A cold voice interrupted my gushing.

“Of course, I told you to get it done!” I looked at him in surprise.

“Um... Then, then I’ll call someone to get it.” Tong Jin looked at our faces, promptly go to round the circle, then ran out in a hurry.

Only the eyes of Tong Yin and I cut each other like swords, making the Emperor’s magnificent bedchamber shining with swords.

After cutting each other a dozen times, he broke the silence first, “It’s better to eat something light after finishing work.”

“Oh, thank you.” I don’t think there’s anything to be shy about.

And he glanced at me coldly again, “We have already cleaned up the traces on your body. You’d better eat something first.”

Feeling my disapproval, Tong Yin seemed a little disgusted. He turned to the plate he brought and brought out something he thought was "light".

“Oh...” I shrugged and suddenly remembered a question I ignored, “What about the Emperor?”

Tong Yin looked at me inconceivably, his eyes seemed to say, "You care about the Emperor now?"

“The Emperor went to court.” He still told me.

I see. I chewed on my mouth and couldn’t speak but mumbled. The Emperor left without wiping his mouth. It’s too much!

At noon.

When the Emperor came to see me, I just finished the meal Tong Jin had brought. Tong Jin and Tong Yin hurriedly knelt down and saluted. The Emperor waved and motioned for them to get up. He went to me, “How do you feel?”

I looked at him and wondered whether he was asking about the food or the health, so I answered vaguely, “Not bad.”

He looked at me quietly for a while before he said, ”You’ve already found out.“

What did I found? I stared in astonishment. The Emperor was indeed the Emperor. What he said was extremely inscrutable that I might have to find a master to explain it for me to understand!

“How are you feeling this morning?” The Emperor seemed a bit helpless.

He dared asked others about my good deeds. I angrily glared at him.

But the Emperor wasn’t angry, he sighed, “I actually didn’t want to do this...”

Want to shirk responsibility? As the Emperor of a country, that’s too irresponsible. Fortunately, I also don’t want him to be responsible. Otherwise, I have a lot to lose. So I shook my head and said, “It’s no use saying anything.”

The Emperor was stunned. After a moments reverie, he smiled bitterly, “I just want to keep you by my side. I have no choice but to abolish your martial arts.“

You are the Emperor. What you do is the truth. What counts as a waste of my martial arts? It’s— Eh? What did he just say? My martial arts?

The Emperor looked at me pityingly and said slowly, “I gave you "Zero Smoke" last night. This medicine was prepared by the state teacher for ten years. Only one. After eating it, it can’t only eliminate all the internal skills but also make people never have the chance to practice martial arts...” The Emperor looked at me silently and waited for my response.

I was speechless for a moment.

The truth comes to light... What he said... he abolished my martial arts? I thought it was the bed thing last night!

I talked to him for a long time, it turned out to be chickens and ducks talking to themselves.[1] I couldn’t understand anything.

“Are you okay?” The Emperor asked worriedly.

What can I do? What you did had basically no effect on me! Now I feel a little sympathy for this state teacher. Ten years! Ten years of hard work have been wasted this way; completely unconstructive way. If he knew the truth, would he get a stroke?

I feel sad for him...

When the Emperor saw it, he thought I was too sad, so he desperately comforted me, “You may as well stay here peacefully. I won’t treat you badly.”

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Footnotes

1• lit. chicken speaking with duck / fig. talking without communicating / people not understanding each other

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