Chapter 46

Returning to the dormitory, Song Shuhang pushed open the door and called out softly, "I'm back."

No one responded to him.

No one here?

He lowered his head and looked at the shoe cabinet. The leave note on it was gone; his roommate must have already handed it over to the teacher.

"Is class not over yet? I remember there were four classes in the afternoon, but Teacher Ren Shui's legs were broken and he hasn't been discharged from the hospital yet, so there should only be two classes this afternoon, right?" Song Shuhang thought to himself.

Could those guys have gone to Yang De's rented place outside the school again?

This would be good. If they weren't around, it would be more convenient for the药师 (Pharmacist) to come over and receive the 'flying sword message' without his roommates noticing anything strange.

While thinking, he took off his shoes and prepared to enter the bedroom.

At this moment, voices came from the dormitory bedroom.

"Gao Moumou, please, among the people I know, only you have experience with girlfriends!" A voice that was somewhat neutral but very clear rang out.

"So, what do you want to say to me? Stay away from me, your expression is disgusting right now! Just say it directly, I still have something to do," Gao Moumou replied.

In front of him was a student wearing the uniform of Jiangnan University City, a mixed-race individual with blonde hair!

At first glance, this person should be a sunny and handsome girl, but upon closer inspection, they seemed more like a beautiful cross-dresser?

This was a human whose gender could not be determined by appearance alone.

Now, this gender-ambiguous classmate had a face full of unfulfilled desire. As they spoke, they moved closer to Gao Moumou.

Gao Moumou extended his hand to block this classmate, maintaining a distance between them—had it not been for the fact that this person had grown up with him since childhood, he would have kicked them away long ago.

"It's like this, I went on a date with Xiao Mei today," the gender-ambiguous classmate said with a grin.

Xiao Mei, this seemed to be a girl's name, so this classmate should be a 'he'?

Gao Moumou calmly replied, "Oh, that's great, isn't it?"

"Then I held her hand, and I was so happy," the classmate excitedly rolled around on Gao Moumou's bed, looking very agitated.

Gao Moumou: "Alright, I understand your excitement. But I really need to go, can you get to the point?"

"Gao Moumou, you really don't understand the mood, you're so stiff! That's why, even though we grew up together, you've never managed to date me. Our parents even had the idea of matching us up when we were young," the classmate complained.

"Zhuge Yue, please get to the point," Gao Moumou massaged his temples.

"Alright... The fact is, since it was my first date with a girl, I was very nervous. My body was stiff, and when I held Xiao Mei's hand, I squeezed too hard. Xiao Mei seemed to be in pain, it was a complete failure!" Zhuge Yue looked dejected.

Gao Moumou didn't know how to respond.

"Tomorrow, I've already made another date with Xiao Mei. This time, I plan to kiss her! But I've never kissed anyone before, and I'm afraid that I might hit her teeth with too much force, which would hurt her," Zhuge Yue said, his eyes shining as he stared at Gao Moumou.

For some reason, Gao Moumou's heart skipped a beat, a sense of foreboding rising in his chest: "So, you came to ask me for advice on kissing?"

"Ah, in a way, yes. After all, among my good friends, only you have a girlfriend, and you must have kissed many times, right?"

Gao Moumou nodded, unable to deny this point.

"So, let me kiss you, to teach me how to kiss, so I can have a better experience!" Zhuge Yue clenched his fists.

"Wait... wait, did I hear you wrong?" Gao Moumou shivered, looking at this thick-skinned childhood friend.

"Let me kiss you, a French kiss," Zhuge Yue called out.

"Sorry, I refuse. I don't do that, and I already have a girlfriend. Please find something to practice on, like a pillow or a post, anything!" Gao Moumou firmly rejected.

"No, I've tried pillows and inflatable dolls, but it feels completely different. I want to practice with a real person, especially the tongue part. Please, Gao Moumou, you're the only one among my friends who can help me!" Zhuge Yue sincerely pleaded.

"Then let me give you a better suggestion. Two blocks outside the campus, there are girls with excellent oral skills. They can teach you a set of kissing skills that will satisfy your girlfriend," Gao Moumou suggested.

"Impossible, I will never betray Xiao Mei! And I have a phobia of germs," Zhuge Yue refused: "So, Gao Moumou, help me. Don't worry, we're so close, it won't be a problem. And I've even prepared cling film, if you're really shy, we can practice through the cling film!"

"Even with cling film, I won't help you! Your brain is waterlogged, mine is still normal. You can't betray your girlfriend, and I can't make my girlfriend sad. So, it's absolutely not possible, forget it! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Uh!"

Then came the sound of Gao Moumou struggling fiercely, mixed with the sound of things falling.

When Song Shuhang heard this, his legs trembled. Damn, is Gao Moumou's chastity going to be lost?

As a good roommate, should he go in to help? Or should he wait outside quietly until Gao Moumou is violated, then go in to comfort him?

After some thought, he decided to wait two more minutes before going in. After all, what if Gao Moumou is a tsundere, saying no but his body is being honest? He wouldn't want to ruin his good deed, right?

After more than a minute.

While Song Shuhang was still hesitating about whether to go in, the bedroom door opened.

Zhuge Yue, with short blonde hair, came out with a satisfied look, her face flushed.

Song Shuhang's vision was excellent, and with just a glance, he clearly saw Gao Moumou on the bed, lifeless and with a vacant stare, as if he had been thoroughly played with.

When Zhuge Yue opened the door, she suddenly saw Song Shuhang standing outside the door, looking conflicted. She was taken aback, and the smug smile on her face quickly disappeared, replaced by a blush of shyness—she could actually still feel shy?

"Haha, you're done? Young people have such good chemistry," Song Shuhang imitated the Pharmacist's hearty laugh, trying to gloss over the matter to avoid awkwardness.

Zhuge Yue blinked, then immediately put on a cheerful and generous smile, extending her right hand to Song Shuhang: "Hello, I'm Zhuge Yue, Gao Moumou's childhood friend."

"Hello, I'm Gao Moumou's roommate, Song Shuhang." Shuhang extended his hand and carefully shook Zhuge Yue's. Her hand was very delicate and small, suggesting a higher probability of being female.

But seeing Gao Moumou in the bedroom, looking as if he had been thoroughly played with—would a girl's forced kiss really leave him in such a state? So, Shuhang immediately felt that Zhuge Yue was more likely to be a man.

"It's nice to meet you. Gao Moumou can be a bit proud and has a difficult personality, please take good care of him," Zhuge Yue smiled, exuding the grace of a well-bred lady.

If one only saw her current behavior, who would have thought that just over a minute ago, she had forced a kiss on Gao Moumou, thoroughly playing with him?

"Too kind, actually, I receive more care from them," Song Shuhang smiled in response.

"By the way, I seem to have heard your name, Song Shuhang, somewhere before?" Zhuge Yue blinked, thinking.

Song Shuhang: "I don't think so, this is the first time I've met Zhuge Yue."

"No, my memory doesn't fail me. I must have heard your name somewhere," Zhuge Yue frowned, thinking hard.

After a moment, Zhuge Yue suddenly clapped her hands and said, "I remember! —Song Shuhang, have you recently offended someone?"