Chapter 84

Half an hour later,

"Hands up! This is a robbery! Everyone shut up and put your hands where I can see them, no tricks!" The young angel girl, holding a missile wand and wearing a mask, kicked open the door of a bar and shouted, attracting a lot of attention.

Naturally, no demon would listen to such a little girl. After a moment of shock, the demons in the bar burst into laughter.

"Ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha ha..."

It went on like this.

A few four-armed gorillas said to Lillith:

"Little girl, I have more arms. What should I do?"

"Well, um..." Lillith, unprepared for this, hesitated and then said uncertainly, "Lift them twice?"

The uncertain response from the young angel girl made the demons laugh even harder. The demons' leisure time was extremely boring. Such a source of amusement was enough to keep them entertained for a while.

"Then I have to lift my hands three times?" A six-armed snake demon said, laughing.

"Then I have to lift my hands four times?" An eight-armed snake demon said, laughing.

"Then I have to lift my hands dozens of times?" A mutated octopus that had just climbed out of a water tank said, laughing—then it was skewered by the bar owner and a few customers who liked to eat raw, causing it to bleed profusely before being eaten.

So, the saying goes, the first to show off is the first to fall, the first to stick out gets shot, and the tallest tree in the forest is the first to be felled by the wind...

Seeing that the group was not submitting as she had hoped and that a few of them were even showing malicious expressions, the young angel girl immediately felt afraid and then wanted to cry. She then turned and ran, saying as she ran:

"Brother, they're bullying me..."

The laughter abruptly stopped.

The main character, a succubus, grabbed the head of the four-armed gorilla who had spoken first with her adamantine claws:

"What? What did you say? You scared my sister, do you know that?!" The succubus, known for her ferocity and capable of scaring children into silence, quickly took control of the situation.

"Ah, that, that, I didn't mean to—"

Crunch.

With a squelching sound like a crushed orange, the succubus shook the brain matter off her claws and then casually used a cheap longsword, bought for ten gold coins, to knock over a table. Her posture was arrogantly imperious:

"Now listen to me! Hands up! This is a robbery! Everyone shut up and put your hands where I can see them, no tricks!"

All the demons, including the eight-armed snake demon, obeyed like dogs. The bar owner even kindly pointed out the location of the money box, telling the succubus not to get it wrong...

However, of course, the main character, the succubus, was not the type to be greedy for small gains. A small, broken-down bar wouldn't yield much profit even if it were robbed. What she mainly wanted was something else.

The succubus and the young angel girl together raided the bar's kitchen, stuffing most of the edible items into their dimensional bag. Of course, they had to select a bit—mainly the succubus asking and the young angel girl answering.

"Bread."

"Um-hum!"

"Ham."

"Um-hum!"

"Roast goose."

"Um-hum!"

"Vegetables."

"No!"

"Eh? Eating a little bit of vegetables is good for your health..."

"No way! Kids should eat meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat—"

"Alright, alright..." Seeing the young angel girl about to throw a tantrum, the succubus threw away the vegetables. She thought to herself that she would have to find a way to make Lillith's diet more balanced... Maybe trying dumplings or buns would work. They have both meat and vegetables, making the diet balanced...

Thinking this, the succubus secretly picked up the two bundles of cabbage and put them in the dimensional bag.

In the following period, the succubus and the young angel girl swept through the food industry in Nalathiel. With the succubus's arrogant shouts and the young angel girl's sweet cries:

"This is a robbery!"

"Don't move!"

"Whoever moves gets killed!"

The diners and chefs in Nalathiel suffered greatly. People with a bit of spare money, bringing their wives and humming tunes while eating hot pot, suddenly encountered robbers.

The reason this happened was mainly because the succubus's thought process, as usual, was problematic.

After deciding to go to Heaven's Mountain, the succubus felt it was only natural to make some preparations. She needed to bring enough luggage and supplies.

With the young angel girl capable of handling healing and the best general store in Nalathiel being empty, the only thing the succubus could think of to bring was...

"Food?"

After thinking of this, the succubus quickly turned the question into a statement.

"Yes, food. Food, food, food—wherever you go. The most important thing to bring is food. As long as you have enough food, you have nothing to fear. In other words, as long as you bring food, everything is fine. Alright, Lillith, let's go rob the market!"

"Okay!"

And so, after the food industry in Nalathiel suffered a devastating blow, the succubus's dimensional bag was filled with all sorts of ingredients.

Looking at the results of her hard work, the succubus felt a great sense of accomplishment. She felt her preparations were sufficient. Meanwhile, Nalathiel's emergency measures had been activated, and the elite forces of the Demon Hand Guild were rushing towards the succubus like mad dogs...

However, before that, the succubus had already spread her wings and flown away with the young angel girl as fast as she could. Most demons could only follow behind, eating dust. After flying for a while, the succubus stopped by a river with water as red as blood.

"Alright, this is the place." The succubus said confidently.

"Here?" Lillith was a bit confused by the succubus's words.

"This is the River Styx." The succubus explained.

"So?"

"So, from here, we can go to Heaven's Mountain." The succubus said: "There's a kind of boat here, like a bus or a taxi, called the Styx Ferry. As long as you pay, it's a very convenient mode of transportation."

"Ah... um." Hearing this, Lillith nodded.

After a short wait, a Styx Ferry arrived. The ferryman, dressed in a black robe, stopped the boat with a pole. The succubus and Lillith then boarded the boat. The succubus sat down with Lillith in her arms, and the boat started to move.

"So small." Lillith complained.

"Make do. The Styx Ferry is traditionally a small rowboat." The succubus said.

"Um. For the sake of my perverted brother, Lillith will endure."

"Lillith is so good, come, give me a kiss—"

The two of them kissed and chatted about the boat's shortcomings, completely ignoring the various ghosts floating on the river, the claws reaching out from the water, and the ferryman, whose face was unclear but clearly angry.

The ferryman couldn't take it anymore... but the guest was a demon prince. Since they were on the boat, he had to endure.

So, he cleared his throat and asked:

"Guest, where are you going?"

The succubus paused her playful activities with Lillith and looked up at the ferryman, who was wearing a tattered black robe and had two skeletal hands—this was also traditional.

Before speaking, the succubus hesitated and asked:

"Can you go anywhere?"

"Yes, anywhere." The ferryman nodded, his voice tinged with pride: "As long as you pay enough, I can take you anywhere you want to go."

"Exactly as the book says!" The succubus nodded repeatedly and then threw the "Abyss Travel Guide" into the River Styx.

"So, guest—"

"—We're going to Heaven's Mountain!" Lillith raised her small fist and said.

"Um... no, I mean, guest—" The ferryman was taken aback, thinking the child was just making things up, and then looked at the succubus. The succubus, as expected, did not disappoint:

"Yes, we are going to Heaven's Mountain."

"Um... guest..." The ferryman, suppressing his anger, asked again: "You mean the False Paradise in the 463rd layer of the Abyss—"

"—No, we're going to Heaven's Mountain."

"Then... what do you mean by Heaven's Mountain?"

"The Heaven's Mountain up there." The succubus pointed to the sky and explained in detail: "The base of the many deities of the good alignment. The home of the angels, the seven-layered Heaven's Mountain filled with positive energy."

"…………………………"

The ferryman stopped the boat, turned around, and looked at the succubus. The succubus looked back, puzzled—

"Don't underestimate people! Do you think the ferryman of the River Styx is idle, so you want to play tricks on me?! Ah, this boat is so small and broken, it's not even steam-powered—look at that idiot rowing the boat with a pole—wearing tattered clothes and showing half his bones, how pathetic—can't you say something else?! Do you think I really want this? I want to run a luxury cruise ship too! I want to sunbathe on a spacious deck with a swimming pool, damn it! Do you think our job is easy? Year after year, exposed to the elements, with low income, I've been doing this job for over five hundred years and haven't saved much money, not even enough for a down payment on a house—this is all because of passengers like you who have no sense of public morality, aaaaaaah—I'll fight you to the death!!!!"

The ferryman's black robe "tear tear" tore into countless pieces, revealing a pale, skeletal body shrouded in black mist, and then he charged over with the pole!

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Thank you to the book friends Bi Luo Huang Quan xii and Yi Ran Man Fei Hua for your support.

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