Chapter 92

"Hey—-" The main character, the succubus, was flustered: "What are you saying, you spendthrift woman?!"

"I'm just saying what I think. Fighting two against one is despicable, isn't it?!" Angelina said with righteous indignation.

The succubus took a deep breath, barely suppressing her anger, and said: "Alright! You go alone, I'll cover you."

Without hesitation, the succubus pushed Angelina to the front: "See if you can take him down alone."

Hearing this, Angelina was stunned. After being stunned, she didn't notice and was pushed forward two steps by the succubus. As the earless knife-wielding opponent drew closer, Angelina became anxious.

"You really, I don't want to, you're bullying me..."

Being pushed forward by the succubus, Angelina struggled to stop, and with a tearful voice, she said to the succubus. Her tearful appearance made even the earless knife-wielding opponent feel a bit sorry for her.

Unfortunately, the succubus was a thorough lolicon and didn't care: "No worries, you'll see, his knife is good, it'll be over in a second, no pain at all—"

Of course, he wasn't really going to push Angelina there to be cut by the earless knife-wielding opponent. After pretending to push her forward for two steps, he stopped. Then Angelina squatted down, hugging her knees and crying.

"Alright, now do you understand what to do?" The succubus also squatted down, leaning close to Angelina's ear and speaking in a low, half-threatening, half-tempting, sticky, soft voice. Angelina felt her body go limp.

"I... I'm still so young, I haven't even fallen in love..."

"Am I not good enough?"

"But you lied to me..."

"Couldn't you just fall for it?"

"Are you calling me a fool?"

"Isn't that what you are?"

Angelina couldn't speak, her big red eyes staring at the succubus. The succubus looked at her with a clear conscience. At this moment, without background noise, William couldn't hear Angelina's thoughts. Otherwise, a cloud in the sky might have written, "Demons shouldn't be so shameless."

"..."

So, Angelina, while sobbing, reluctantly stood up and once again gripped her large sword.

The succubus, seeing that she had勉强恢复了战斗意志，这才放心下来，对着缺耳朵刀把子这样说道：

“好吧，第二回合。”

“……不爽。”

让主角魅魔觉得奇怪的是，对面的缺耳朵刀把子的回应。他并没有惊讶，更没有逃跑。而是莫名其妙地说了一句：“不爽。”出来。

“什么什么什么的——”

“——为什么你就这么走运啊？！”

缺耳朵刀把子很意外地爆发了：“本大爷也是风里来雨里去的，今年都快四百岁了，别说结婚了，连个对象都没有！凭什么你这个混蛋就这么有女人缘？！”

“大概是你魅力值太低？”主角魅魔小声回答说。

“总而言之！我不想跟你们再玩儿下去了。好了！算了！快点结束吧！！这个荒谬的不公平的腐朽堕落的世界啊！愚昧无知而又顽固的人们啊，全部的一切都毁灭吧！”

“刚才被压制的跟什么似的，你还真敢说啊。”主角魅魔摇了摇头。同时另一旁的安杰利娜倒是挺意外的：

“这话听上去挺有气势的……你那是什么眼神？”

“笨蛋都有着共通性么？”主角魅魔若有所思。

“总而言之，我要认真起来了！你们就要到了！”缺耳朵刀把子很嚣张地大声喊。

“所以说你要怎么做？捅自己两刀，然后去告我故意伤害罪吗？”

“不，我要这么做。”缺耳朵刀把子冷笑着，从自己的次元袋里掏出了一根长笛，然后像模像样地吹奏起来——声音很古怪，曲调也很古怪。不过主角魅魔仔细分辨了一下，觉得里面没有什么魔法波动。好像就是一首普通的曲子而已……

“看不出来，还是个文艺中年，曲儿吹得不错，不过说吹个曲子就能——喂——”

主角魅魔刚想要品评一下，转头就看到安杰利娜在那里发晕，当时就愣了——这个曲子确实没有魔法效果啊，为什么这货一副自己被催眠了的样子？难道她异常状态抗性是负数？

于是主角魅魔想都没想，伸手对准了安杰利娜的脑门使劲弹了一手指。

安杰利娜马上捂着脑门又一次蹲下去了。紧接着站起来就对着主角魅魔喊：“你干什么啊？！”

“没什么，看你很容易欺负的样子所以欺负欺负你。”主角魅魔这么对她说——不过说实话他是真的没有欺负对方的意思。他说这话真的是为了安杰利娜好。

至少主角魅魔自己认为自己这是为了安杰利娜好——有些事情的真相真的很残酷。你看安杰利娜虽然傻是傻了点儿，但是好歹也是四翼等级的中位天使，模样戳个都不差，身上也是一身银光闪闪的，月下女剑士的扮相好歹也是有的——你说这么一个女孩，要是因为主角魅魔说了一句：“你的异常状态抗性是负数”，一时间想不开死了……

虽然说是个傻妞，但是这好歹也是一条生命啊。在这里再次强调一下，主角魅魔是混乱善良阵营的，不会拿生命什么的不当回事儿。就算是安杰利娜这样的笨蛋也一样。

“你——”

当然了，主角魅魔虽然说是为了她好，但是安杰利娜本人不知道啊。就算是笨蛋，听到了这样的话，也是会觉得生气的。

不过，就在她想要毫无意义的跟主角魅魔争一争口舌的时候，大地上一阵震荡，将她的抱怨话收回到肚子里去了。

“什么情况，怎么回事？！地下好像有什么东西正在钻出来——”主角魅魔心中一凛，左手翻出几枚飞刀，随即射了出去。紧接着便冲向了缺耳朵刀把子那家伙，长剑直刺向对方脖颈，想要逼迫对方撤招。

只不过，缺耳朵刀把子又不是安杰利娜，自然不会一点儿防备都没有。主角魅魔向前一冲，就感觉周遭空气仿佛凝固了一样，自己就像是陷入了淤泥这种，行动凝滞，速度减慢了许多——

“可恶，该死，诅咒还是什么？！”主角魅魔心里暗暗惊慌——这一会儿倘若是缺耳朵刀把子……或者安杰利娜看他不爽了，然后给他来一下狠的，他可是凶多吉少。

想到这里，主角魅魔就想要后退。紧接着就听见地下传来的“轰隆”声音越来越大，越来越响。主角魅魔退回去的同时，周遭视力所能触及的极限内，大地龟裂，隆起，而后凹陷。

无数由岩石，泥土，沙子组成的土元素拔地而起。普通身材的，中等身材的，还有超大号的应有尽有。主角魅魔甚至在其中看到了几个疑似是元素长老的存在。

足有数十，也可能是上百，还有可能更多。

这一支土元素军队已经可以攻城略地，杀人如麻了。这样的力量，在主位面找个犄角旮旯，建个国家都没啥问题……

“——神器？！你犯规！！”

“你刚才要俩人打我一个的时候，怎么没说犯规呢？！”

听了这话，主角魅魔当时就一口血吐了个梅花朵朵开，指着缺耳朵刀把子破口大骂：“你特么的你这种王八蛋，应该找个人找不着的地方，策划什么颠覆多元宇宙的大阴谋才对啊！跟我计较什么？！”

“如果这东西真的一点儿代价没有的话，我也会那么做的……”缺耳朵刀把子喃喃自语，紧接着一口血吐得比主角魅魔还要多。之后，他恶狠狠地擦了擦嘴角：“不过现在没问题了——你不是喜欢多了打少么？！现在咱们再来比比谁的人更多啊！来啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……”

随着他的笑声，大量的土元素乌泱乌泱的，向着主角魅魔跟安杰利娜，还有幼女天使围过来了，把他们围在了正中间——

“现在怎么办呢？”安杰利娜这一回是真害怕了。拉着主角魅魔的胳膊怯生生地问。而这一会儿，幼女天使也醒了过来，怕怕地拉着主角魅魔的小腿小声说：“哥哥……”

“不要这么眼巴巴的看着我啊……这种状况我也没办法来着。”主角魅魔是真的很想要这样对她们说。

不过不能。

是的，不能。男人嘛，无论什么时候都不能怂。特别像是主角魅魔这样好面子的。

“你，不是一直想要莉莉丝么？”主角魅魔沉声对安杰利娜说。

“哥哥！”莉莉丝一下子就明白了主角魅魔的意思，看着主角魅魔的眼神变得很紧迫：“就让这个笨蛋留下来殿后不行么？！刚才哥哥不就是这么做的么？！”

“刚才不一样。”主角魅魔揉了揉她的小脑袋瓜：“刚才我还不知道这个家伙有这种本事。傻妞就算打不过他，跑还是跑得掉的，但是现在——”

“不用说了！我不会临阵脱逃的！”

比莉莉丝慢了大概十秒钟，安杰利娜才明白主角魅魔是什么意思。

“得了吧！你这种笨蛋也就只配临阵脱逃了！更关键的是你去死无所谓，我的莉莉丝绝对不能有事！”说完了这话之后，主角魅魔将幼女天使抱了起来，然后狠狠地亲了一口，就把她塞到了安杰利娜的怀里面。

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"Alright, second round."

"…Unhappy."

What the main character, the succubus, found strange was the response from the earless knife-wielding opponent. He didn't show any surprise or run away. Instead, he strangely said, "Unhappy."

"What, what, what—"

"–Why are you so lucky?!"

The earless knife-wielding opponent unexpectedly burst out: "I've been through wind and rain, and I'm almost four hundred years old. I haven't even had a girlfriend, let alone gotten married! Why are you, a bastard, so popular with women?!"

"Maybe your charisma is too low?" the succubus replied softly.

"Anyway! I don't want to play with you anymore. Alright! Forget it! Let's end this quickly!! This absurd, unfair, corrupt, and degenerate world! Ignorant and stubborn people, let everything be destroyed!"

"You were just being suppressed, and you still dare to say that." The succubus shook his head. Meanwhile, Angelina was quite surprised:

"That sounds pretty impressive… What's that look in your eyes?"

"Do all fools have something in common?" the succubus mused.

"Anyway, I'm getting serious! You're about to see!" The earless knife-wielding opponent shouted arrogantly.

"So, what are you going to do? Stab yourself twice and then accuse me of intentional injury?"

"No, I'm going to do this." The earless knife-wielding opponent sneered, pulled out a long flute from his dimensional bag, and started to play it—strange sounds and melodies. The succubus carefully analyzed it and found no magical fluctuations. It seemed to be just an ordinary tune...

"Who would have thought, a middle-aged artsy person, playing the flute pretty well, but saying that playing a tune can—hey—"

The succubus was about to comment when he turned and saw Angelina getting dizzy, and he was stunned—this tune indeed had no magical effect, so why did she look like she was hypnotized? Could her resistance to abnormal states be negative?

So, the succubus, without thinking, reached out and flicked Angelina's forehead hard.

Angelina immediately covered her forehead and squatted down again. Then she stood up and shouted at the succubus: "What are you doing?!"

"Nothing, you looked easy to bully, so I bullied you." The succubus said to her—honestly, he didn't really mean to bully her. He said it for Angelina's own good.

At least the succubus believed he was doing it for Angelina's own good—some truths are really cruel. Angelina, though a bit foolish, is still a middle-rank angel with four wings. She looks good, and her silver body shines in the moonlight, making her look like a moonlit female swordsman—imagine if such a girl died because the succubus said, "Your resistance to abnormal states is negative," and couldn't handle it...

Even though she's a fool, she's still a life. Here, it's important to emphasize that the succubus is of the chaotic good alignment and wouldn't take life lightly. Even for a fool like Angelina.

"You—"

Of course, although the succubus was doing it for her own good, Angelina didn't know that. Even a fool would feel angry hearing such words.

However, just as she was about to argue with the succubus, the ground shook, and her complaints were swallowed back.

"What's happening?! Something is coming out from underground—" The succubus was startled, flipped out a few throwing knives with his left hand, and shot them. Then he rushed towards the earless knife-wielding opponent, aiming his long sword at the opponent's neck to force him to stop.

However, the earless knife-wielding opponent wasn't Angelina and naturally had some defenses. As the succubus rushed forward, he felt the air around him solidify, as if he were stuck in mud, slowing his movements significantly—

"Damn, cursed, or what?!" The succubus was secretly panicked—right now, if the earless knife-wielding opponent... or Angelina, who was annoyed with him, decided to give him a hard hit, he would be in serious trouble.

Thinking of this, the succubus wanted to retreat. The "rumbling" sound from underground grew louder and louder. As the succubus retreated, the ground within his line of sight cracked, rose, and then sank.

Numerous earth elementals, made of rocks, soil, and sand, rose from the ground. There were small, medium, and even large ones. The succubus even saw a few that seemed to be elemental elders.

There were dozens, possibly hundreds, or even more.

This army of earth elementals could conquer cities and slaughter people. Such power could easily establish a country in a corner of the main plane...

"–Artifact?! You're cheating!!"

"You didn't say it was cheating when you wanted two people to fight me one-on-one?!"

Hearing this, the succubus spat blood, pointing at the earless knife-wielding opponent and cursing: "You damn bastard, you should be plotting some grand conspiracy to overthrow the multiverse in a hidden place! Why are you arguing with me?!"

"If this thing had no cost, I would do that too..." The earless knife-wielding opponent muttered, then spat even more blood. He wiped his mouth fiercely: "But now it's fine—don't you like fighting many against few? Let's see who has more people! Come on, hahaha..."

With his laughter, a large number of earth elementals swarmed towards the succubus, Angelina, and the young angel, surrounding them in the center—

"What do we do now?" Angelina was genuinely scared, pulling on the succubus's arm and asking timidly. At this moment, the young angel also woke up, pulling on the succubus's leg and whispering, "Brother..."

"Don't look at me with those big eyes... I can't do anything in this situation." The succubus really wanted to say this to them.

But he couldn't.

Yes, he couldn't. Men, no matter what, can't show fear. Especially someone like the succubus, who values his reputation.

"You, don't you always want Lilith?" The succubus said to Angelina in a deep voice.

"Brother!" Lilith immediately understood the succubus's meaning, looking at him with urgency: "Can't this fool stay behind to cover us? Didn't you do that before?!"

"It's different this time." The succubus rubbed her little head: "I didn't know this guy had this ability before. Even if the fool can't beat him, she can still run away, but now—"

"No need to say more! I won't run away!"

About ten seconds later, Angelina finally understood what the succubus meant.

"Forget it! You, a fool, are only fit to run away! More importantly, your death doesn't matter, but my Lilith absolutely can't be hurt!" After saying this, the succubus picked up the young angel, kissed her fiercely, and then