Chapter 14 of 38
Chapter 14
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In the afternoon class, another teacher came to the classroom.
He was a bit old, with a mustache, and he was indescribably wretched.
The new teacher called himself by surname Xu, and when he arrived he shouted to check everyone’s homework.
“Xu-laoshi is a biology teacher,” he said. “Last class I taught you all how to identify males and females. Have you all learned it? This teacher wants to check. Starting with the female classmates sitting in the first row of the classroom, what sex is your partner?”
Although he knew that this was the game forcing the players to actively collect clues, You Xi still couldn’t help but want to complain about the stupid game. What the hell was this topic.
A girl sitting in the first row was called upon and trembled: “…male.”
“Yes, you’re right.” Xu-laoshi squeezed his mustache, a slight unhappy expression on his face. “Next.”
The next one to answer the question was Lin Yue. Lin Yue’s face was a bit ugly. “Female?”
“Wrong, wrong, wrong!” Xu-laoshi became excited. He stretched his tongue out to lick his lips. “You stubborn idiot. I’ll ask another question. If you still can’t answer it, go die!”
Xu-laoshi spoke faintly: “Your partner, does he love you?”
Lin Yue was in a cold sweat and looked at You Xi for help. You Xi took out the thunderbolt seal and shook his had at Lin Yue, indicating that he shouldn’t be afraid, and that he would save him at a critical moment.
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Since the alien teacher could be headshot by players, he thought this Xu-laoshi could also be defeated forcefully… right.
You Xi was very nervous.
But Lin Yue misunderstood what You Xi meant. He shook his head frantically as if he had found his confidence. “No love! My partner doesn’t love me!”
Xu-laoshi raised his eyebrows, his tone slightly unwilling. “You’re lucky. Next.”
The crisis was resolved. Lin Yue collapsed on his seat like a stranded fish, breathing heavily. It took three entire seconds before he remembered something and hurriedly folded his hands and bowed to You Xi, expressing gratitude to the boss for his help.
You Xi: “……”
Forget it. It’s also good to hit the target by mistake.
Unfortunately for the third student, he answered incorrectly about his partner’s sex, so Xu-laoshi made trouble again. “Your partner is obviously a girl! I have to ask you, is her hair long or short?”
He didn’t know if the game did it deliberately, but among the 8 girls, 4 had long hair and 4 had short hair.
The unlucky student guessed: “Long hair.”
But he was unfortunately wrong again. Xu-laoshi let out a rat-like laught, stretched out his long arm suddenly, pinched the student’s neck, and yanked him over to him. The student could not resist and was swallowed by Xu-laoshi!
You Xi: “!!!”
That guy moved so fast!
You Xi perked up secretly, then silently took out an invisibility seal. He would wait and if he answered two questions incorrectly, he would attack Xu-laoshi with a thunderbolt seal while hiding using the invisibility seal.
After killing a player, Xu-laoshi showed a crooked smile and his mood became very good. He excitedly continued to question the next six people and reaped two heads.
When he arrived at You Xi, he was silently calculating probability. The firsts nine people had four females and five males, but the total number of males was much higher than that of females. The partner who the game assigned to him was most likely male.
“Male.” You Xi said. He appeared relaxed, but all of his attention was actually focus. He was full of energy trying to prevent Xu-laoshi from making trouble.
Xu-laoshi snorted in boredom, then let go of You Xi and asked the next person.
You Xi was relieved.
After asking two more people, Xu-laoshi frowned. “Why is the person in this seat missing? Are they playing truant? They dare to play truant! This teacher is furious!”
You Xi looked at the empty seat. It was Jingjing’s spot.
Qin Yuandai spoke indifferently: “She was sick and went to the infirmary. What’s the problem?”
Qin Yuandai didn’t care about a ghost NPC at Xu-laoshi’s skill level. His tone of voice was particularly unsatisfied.
When Xu-laoshi heard his words, his dark eyes rolled as if he thought of something vicious. He covered his mouth and chuckled: “How can they go to the infirmary without the head teacher’s consent? If the teacher doesn’t know about this, there will be big trouble!”
At the moment, the classroom door was suddenly knocked open by Jingjing. She was covered in tears, crying and looking at Qin Yuandai. Her hair was messy and she no longer appeared delicate: “Qin-gege!”
She screamed and sobbed: “Liu Yu was kidnapped by a weird guy holding a chainsaw! Go and save him!”
Qin Yuandai, who had been apathetic, suddenly raised his head. “What did you say?”
Jingjing didn’t dare to look at Qin Yuandai: “Just now, a strange person suddenly came…”
“Which of these strange people isn’t a strange person!” Qin Yuandai was impatient. “Liu Yu can’t even deal with an NPC.”
“Hehehe.” Xu-laoshi smiled. “They had a chainsaw? That’s such a coincidence. They really aren’t lucky. The teacher who visited them today is actually the principal! Hehehe!”
You Xi has a hunch that Xu-laoshi was about to die.
Sure enough, as Qin Yuandai heard the crime, he vented his anger on Xu-laoshi. He held a dart in his hand and slammed it toward Xu-laoshi. With a click, Xu-laoshi’s body immediately separated from his head.
…So, if he had darts and weapons, why did he use his hands to deal with the alien techer? Did he like getting his hands dirty and having others wipe them? What a hobby!
While You Xi complained about Qin Yuandai, he carefully observed him. Although the latter had finished venting, he still looked fine.
Xu-laoshi was dead. Even if he stayed in the classroom, he couldn’t get any effective information for the mission, so You Xi contemplated some more about it and made a decision.
He stood up and walked intently toward Jingjing and Qin Yuandai.
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“If it weren’t for me wanting to chat with you, Jingjing wouldn’t have fainted and Liu Yu wouldn’t have had an accident.” He took the opportunity to ridicule Jingjing, not because he hated her, but because he wanted to provoke her. When he turned around and was alone with her, he could talk to the irrational girl. “I’ll help you find Liu Yu together.”
Qin Yuandai: “Okay. But I hope you don’t do anything unnecessary.”
Rescuing Liu Yu was important, and Qin Yuandai wouldn’t compete with the person who actively offered an olive branch at that time.
The three left together and decided to split up to find Liu Yu.
“You and Jingjing are together and should take care of each other. Don’t save Liu Yu just to die again.” Qin Yuandai frowned. “I’ll search the front of the building and we’ll gather at the fountain later.”
After speaking, he left without waiting for them to refuse.
It was just great, only You Xi and Jingjing remained.
Although Jingjing was tired of You Xi’s bad deeds and ridicule, she didn’t immediately attack him on the surface. The two searched each room in the building very seriously, but found nothing.
The two had no choice but to go to the fountain and wait for Qin Yuandai.
Jingjing looked at her watch, snapped her fingers in the air, and pinned her long hair gracefully behind her ears. “Time is almost up.”
What about the time? Qin Yuandai hadn’t arrived yet, ah.
You Xi looked at Jingjing. Jingjing also looked at him. Although she was smiling, there was no warmth in her eyes. She spoke bitterly. “Hey, take a guess. If Qin-gege saw you push me into the pond, what would happen?”
Next to the fountain was a small pond about half a meter deep. A person pushed into it wouldn’t die, but they would get wet.
You Xi didn’t feel good about it. Although if Jingjing was pushed into the pond, she wouldn’t get injured, but Qin Yuandai would definitely blame him for having a bad heart.
You Xi: “I advise you to be kind. There are many people on my side watching my livestream! You can wrong me now, but when this game is over, Qin Yuandai will know the truth and will have opinions about you.”
Jingjing curled her lips. “I just blocked the signal. No one can monitor us or what’s going on for the next five minutes.”
She smiled sweetly, her fingers twirling the long hair in front of her chest, and said innocently: “I got a reward to block the signal for five minutes from the previous game. From the moment I snapped my fingers, no one knows what’s happening here except the two of us.”
Jingjing sighed. “It’s a pity. You’re pretty handsome, but you shouldn’t steal someone I like!”
You Xi was taken aback. “There’s something as good as a signal jammer?”
You Xi didn’t panic at all, which made Jingjing a little worried. She glared at You Xi fiercely and jumped into the pool of water. You Xi was helpless to stop it.
With a plop, the beautiful Jingjing turned into chicken soup. 1
At the same moment, You Xi moved to take out the Bleeding Dagger from the tricky gift package from his space pocket and pretended to pierce his own chest.
“Ah!” You Xi and Jingjing exclaimed painfully.
In the next second, Qin Yuandai’s voice suddenly sounded. “Jingjing!”
You Xi held the Bleeding Dagger with his left hand and forcefully bit his lip. When Qin Yuandai rushed over, he released it. His lips had been bitten until they were completely bloodless, and You Xi’s face was extremely pale.
Qin Yuandai originally wanted to blame You Xi for causing trouble, but when he saw You Xi gurgling with a knife in his chest, he immediately turned around and shouted at Jingjing who had fallen into the pond. “What the hell did you do?! I just said that Liu Yu can’t even beat an NPC! Did you attack Liu Yu like you just did You Xi!”
Qin Yuandai wanted to tear Jingjing apart. “Bitch! Where did you hide Liu Yu? Say it!”
She was so stunned by the incident that she didn’t react for a while.
This- this script was wrong, ah.
Qin Yuandai squeezed his hand and tugged Jingjing’s hair to directly pull her from the pool.
Jingjing cried so much that her makeup was all ruined. The situation was really terrible.
You Xi swallowed hard and took back his earlier words. Qin Yuandai was a gentleman to beautiful women? Gentleman, my ass. But Jingjing wasn’t a good person either. Fortunately, You Xi was more skilled, otherwise he would be the unlucky one this time.
Fearing that Jingjing would return to her senses and take a bite out of him, You Xi decided that he would take the green tea route and leave that green tea girl nowhere to go! 2
“Although I don’t know why Jingjing attacked me so suddenly,” You Xi said angrily, “I really shouldn’t have pushed her so forcefully. She’s a weak girl after all…”
“What’s so weak about her?” Qin Yuandai said furiously. “As if everyone doesn’t know that she’s just pretending to faint! Bitch! If it wasn’t for Liu Yu liking her and her grandparents having a friendship with my family, how could I still tolerate her ’til now?!”
“No!” Jingjing cried. “It’s… It’s You Xi. He wanted to assault me, so I stabbed him.”
Jingjing was a ruthless person. The crime of injuring You Xi had already been attributed to her, so she argued that You Xi had orchestrated the entire thing, but Qin Yuandai wouldn’t believe her at all.
You Xi didn’t say a word. His furrowed brows shaped into a heart.
Qin Yuandai didn’t even look back at You Xi, snarling at Jingjing bluntly: “The more you talk, the more outrageous you sound. He wanted to assault you? Why don’t you look at yourself in the mirror! Are you worthy of him? As if he would like someone like you, not understanding how much he’s willing to lower himself. How could he like you?”
“That Liu Yu is blind, and bends himself over backwards for a woman like you!” Qin Yuandai became more and more furious. He wanted to kick Jingjing a few feet.
Jingjing broke down into tears. She knew that she was as worthy as a fart in Qin Yuandai’s eyes. No one could compare to Liu Yu in his heart.
“I didn’t harm Liu Yu. He was injured to save me, so he was caught by the NPC.” Jingjing said. “Why didn’t you say that you liked Liu Yu? You lead me on for so many years! If you had told me this earlier, I would have given up! I didn’t know until today that you were gay!”
Jingjing wailed and cried. “I spent seven full years of my youth trying to marry into your family! You should have told me you were gay and I would have given up earlier! Then there wouldn’t be a need to be angry with you after so many years– you’re such an asshole!”
Jingjing was extremely sad, and she didn’t hesitate to say whatever came to mind. Of course, she was treated tyrannically by Qin Yuandai and tied up with a rope into zongzi. 3