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Chapter 1

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"Did I穿越了?"

"Did I even become Xue Qinghe, that good-for-nothing who died against the backdrop?"

"……"

Looking at the palace with its white, flawless bracketed eaves, Su Xian was instantly stunned.

He had just fallen asleep in the toilet, and this damn thing actually allowed him to穿越?!

This was one thing, but why did he have to穿越 into Xue Qinghe?

That pitiful prince who didn't even get to meet the protagonist and was killed by Qian Rensnow.

Was this worse than being an extra?

After all, at least the extras got some screen time, while he was directly replaced!

What the hell!

When others穿越, they are either born in the Houtian Sect, the Seven Precious Jade Sect, the Blue Electric Tyrant Dragon family, or the beginner village, Holy Soul Village...

The first three are born with top-tier soul beasts, and even in the Holy Soul Village, they have the support of a big tree, with all sorts of advantages and lightning-fast progress...

Why did I become a prince?

And my soul beast is a swan?

Are you kidding me?

Just thinking about the possibility of being killed at any moment and having to face the intrigue and verbal battles of the court, Su Xian felt a chill run down his spine.

Damn it!

I want to go back now, is there any awesome fellow countryman who can take me back?

"Drip! The flash sale has started. The host can purchase any item from the store at one ten-thousandth of the price, with no limit on quantity, until the end of the sale."

"System?"

Su Xian's face froze, then he returned to his calm state.

These days, systems are standard, like a buy-one-get-one-free deal. What's there to be happy about!

If you're really capable, give ten for the price of one!

A system, what good is it!!

After patiently reading the system's information, Su Xian was speechless.

You've already reduced the price, can't you lower it a bit more, to one ten-billionth?

If not, I'll make the decision for you, make it free!

As a system, you have to be generous, or you'll be looked down upon!

People fight for a breath of air, and Buddhas for a stick of incense. System, you mustn't be a coward!

"Damn! Talking to a brick wall."

Seeing that the prices in the store hadn't dropped to zero, Su Xian knew his grand strategy had been rejected by the damn system, and he couldn't help but sigh.

Wah wah wah~ I ended up paying for everything myself!

"Ten-thousand-year Hunting Shadow Leopard soul bone: 800 gold coins!"

"Perfumed Orchid Immortal Quality: 3500 gold coins!"

"300 eighth-level fixed soul cannon: 188,000 gold coins!"

"Silver Moon Divine Light Shield: 200,000 gold coins!"

"……"

"Damn, scoundrel, real scoundrel!"

Seeing the prices of the items, Su Xian felt like his heart was bleeding. Too expensive, isn't it!

Those are gold coins!

Gold coins!!

I've never seen one in my life!

Wah wah wah~

I really want to cry, really!!

System: ….

Keep acting! If you can act, the world is yours!!

"Someone! Bring all the gold coins in the mansion here, and exchange all the valuable things for gold coins!"

A loud and angry roar erupted from the palace, Su Xian's eyes were resolute.

He wasn't doing it for the system's items; he just wanted to slap the system's face with gold coins!

That's right! That's exactly it!

Soon, the palace bedroom was filled with grumbling, occasionally punctuated by a few curses.

"Damn! This ten-thousand-year soul bone is so ugly, and it costs hundreds of gold coins. Scoundrel, a real scoundrel!"

"Spit! How can this medicine be so hard to eat? How do Ning Rongrong and the others swallow it?"

"Whoa... I've already spent 200,000 gold coins, heartache!"

"Phew... Luckily, I still have a pile here, not much! Just about 3 million gold coins!"

"……"

Seeing the pile of items in the room growing, and some huge items sealed in boxes, Su Xian finally understood. He was here to win by lying down.

With his current equipment, even if the Extreme Douluo came, he could make him regret it, and even deities could be fought.

Cultivation?

Why bother cultivating!

Just lie down and watch the show, be a good baby.