Chapter 31

"If I had ten million, I could buy a house.

Do I have ten million?

No. So I still don't have a house.

If I had wings, I could fly.

Do I have wings?

No. So I can't fly.

If all the water in the Pacific Ocean were poured out, it wouldn't extinguish the flames of my love for you.

Can all the water in the Pacific Ocean be poured out?

No. So I don't love you."

This was a rather confusing Weibo post, filled with a unique literary flavor, but at the same time, it had a sour and slightly mischievous tone, with a hint of playfulness and a bit of a rogue's charm.

So, not long after Bai Yiqing posted this new Weibo, the comment section was flooded with numerous questions.

"Bai Da, what does this mean?"

"Even though I don't understand it, it seems quite interesting."

"Going through all that just to say you don't love me? Is Bai Da in the mood for spring thoughts…"

"Bai Yiqing, from the pen name Bai Da, it's clear that the person must be a handsome guy. How could he have the chance for spring thoughts?"

"Exactly, if Bai Da needs it, I can give Bai Da a monkey…" No doubt, the one who said this was a male fan.

"Stop posting Weibo and go update! Three updates a day are not enough, you know!" This one was even more hardcore, urging for updates on Weibo.

However… uh, it seems to have gone off track a bit.

Luo Yang looked at the rather lively comments and couldn't help but smile.

No wonder there were so many Weibo addicts in his previous life. This thing can indeed be quite interesting at times.

Click…

The sound of the door being pushed open came from outside.

"Luo Yang, you finally came back!" The person who entered saw the light on in Luo Yang's room.

Luo Yang looked up and saw his roommate Ren Changjiang returning, and smiled, "What's up, missing me after just a few days?"

"Missing that big-headed ghost? You probably didn't think of anything these few days you were gone…" Ren Changjiang seemed a bit disappointed as he said this.

Luo Yang asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"Brother Yu and Brother Zhu both have girlfriends now!" Ren Changjiang said with obvious resentment.

Luo Yang knew that Brother Yu and Brother Zhu referred to Wang Yu and Zhu Changhong, the names they usually called each other, which made them seem closer.

"They moved pretty fast. No wonder I didn't see them when I got back to the dorm. They must be with their girlfriends."

"Only the two of us are still single in the dorm…" Ren Changjiang said with a hint of resentment, "Luo Yang, why is that? I'm clearly better looking than them, but I still can't find a girlfriend…"

"That's a century-old question." Luo Yang said with a black line on his forehead.

"Then what about you, Luo Yang? You don't have a girlfriend, right?" Ren Changjiang asked.

"What's a girlfriend? Can you eat her?" Luo Yang asked with a smile.

"Of course not, but you can… can…" Ren Changjiang blushed and finally managed to say, "You can sleep with her."

Luo Yang shook his head with a laugh, "Why would I let someone else sleep with me?"

He was a go-with-the-flow person, with no grand ambitions or small schemes. As Liu Qin would say, he was thick-skinned.

When it came to girlfriends, Luo Yang always preferred to let things happen naturally. If he met someone he liked, he would try to pursue her. If he didn't meet anyone, he wouldn't just settle for someone to alleviate his loneliness.

Ren Changjiang, however, got caught up in Luo Yang's casual talk and thought about it for a long time before giving a thumbs up, "Brother Yang, profound! Why would I let someone else sleep with my tender and delicate body!"

Luo Yang: "…"

After Ren Changjiang left, Luo Yang opened his writing software.

This software was one he found online, called "Little Black Room," which was quite suitable for writing novels.

That's right—since he was preparing to gain a wave of followers, the method Luo Yang could think of was, of course, writing, which was also what he was best at.

What kind of work could quickly gain followers? That was even simpler—short stories, of course.

So, with just a bit of brainstorming, Luo Yang thought of a novel that had a significant impact in his previous life—*First Intimate Contact*.

This work was also the most suitable for online publication at the time, as it told the story of a young couple's online romance.

The story wasn't long, consisting of a total of thirteen chapters and over 50,000 words.

Since this wasn't a long serial novel like those on the Starry Sky Novel Network, publishing it chapter by chapter would lose the essence of the story. Therefore, Luo Yang decided to write it all at once.

His night owl nature came into play.

At around two in the morning, Luo Yang finally finished writing *First Intimate Contact*. While writing, he found that the plot, which he thought he didn't remember clearly, was vividly present in his mind, even the punctuation marks appeared exactly as they were.

Moreover, while writing this story, Luo Yang made many necessary modifications. Since this book was originally from Earth, it mentioned many things that people on Earth knew but were unknown in this world.

The biggest example was *Titanic*.

In the original book, the protagonists went to watch *Titanic* on a date, but in this world, there was no Cameron, so there was no *Titanic*.

Luo Yang was initially a bit worried about how to handle this part, but interestingly, he found online that this world also had a blockbuster about a shipwreck called *Reef Love*, which had caused a sensation and had a plot very similar to *Titanic*.

No wonder it was a parallel world!

So, Luo Yang naturally replaced *Titanic* with *Reef Love*, making a seamless and perfect modification.

There were also some similar small details that Luo Yang handled naturally. Since the focus of this story was the touching love story, these small modifications did not affect the story's appeal at all!

After finishing the story, Luo Yang logged back onto Weibo.

Weibo also had a writing function. Luo Yang wrote the title *First Intimate Contact* and then posted the 50,000-word story, dividing it into thirteen chapters.

It was around two in the morning.

Not many people were online at this time, and those who were still browsing Weibo were night owls like Luo Yang, such as Sun Xiaotong.

Sun Xiaotong was a typical literary young woman.

She hadn't read *Unmatched*, and she didn't like the fighting and killing in fantasy web novels.

However, her younger brother was a big fan of *Unmatched* and followed Bai Yiqing, the author of *Unmatched*, on Weibo.

Sun Xiaotong didn't say much about it; it was just one more celebrity to follow.

In the evening, Sun Xiaotong saw a very interesting Weibo post by Bai Yiqing.

"If I had ten million, I could buy a house. Do I have ten million? No. So I still don't have a house. If I had wings, I could fly. Do I have wings? No. So I can't fly. If all the water in the Pacific Ocean were poured out, it wouldn't extinguish the flames of my love for you. Can all the water in the Pacific Ocean be poured out? No. So I don't love you."

This Weibo post piqued the interest of Sun Xiaotong, the literary enthusiast.

However, Bai Yiqing didn't explain what the Weibo post meant, so Sun Xiaotong didn't think much about it.

But just now, around two in the morning, Bai Yiqing actually posted a short novel.

The novel was called *First Intimate Contact*.

Sun Xiaotong immediately thought of the interesting Weibo post from the evening. She instinctively felt that the story called *First Intimate Contact* would explain the meaning of the interesting Weibo post from the day.

So, out of curiosity, she clicked into *First Intimate Contact*.

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