Chapter 53

"WHAT DO WE DO...?"

"My little d**k is gone..."

"Luoyang, I can't pee standing up anymore..."

"I can't be your brother anymore, will you look down on me?"

"Today I found out I'm a woman... It's so scary..."

After leaving the bar, Luoyang carried Liu Qin and hailed a taxi. Who knew that Liu Qin would keep muttering these words all the way.

Listening to Liu Qin's rambling, Luoyang's face was filled with black lines. He really wanted to get out of the car immediately and pretend he didn't know this person.

"Little brother, your girlfriend is so humorous even when she's drunk," the taxi driver said, trying to hold back his laughter.

"She's not my girlfriend, she's my family's servant," Luoyang belittled Liu Qin, who had really caused a lot of trouble.

"Thank goodness your girlfriend is drunk, otherwise, little brother, you'd be in for a beating after saying that," the driver chuckled, clearly not believing Luoyang's words.

The driver dropped them off at the entrance of a hotel. Under the driver's amused gaze, Luoyang quickly paid the fare and carried Liu Qin into the hotel. He booked a room and, out of breath, threw Liu Qin onto the bed. At this point, Liu Qin stopped ranting, seemingly exhausted from all the shouting.

"I shouldn't have come," Luoyang slumped on the edge of the bed, full of regret. "If I hadn't come, I wouldn't have been dragged into this mess by this jerk."

"Bad luck, worse drinking, Liu Qin, I must have owed you from a past life to be tortured like this..." Luoyang muttered crazily.

"Luoyang, I don't feel well, I'm going to throw up..." Liu Qin, who had been quiet, suddenly spoke, looking very uncomfortable.

"Don't, don't, don't throw up on the bed. I'll take you to the bathroom..." Luoyang was startled and immediately stopped his muttering, carrying Liu Qin to the bathroom.

But just as he reached the bathroom door, Liu Qin vomited all over Luoyang... all over him...

Luoyang's steps suddenly froze. He closed his eyes in despair, really wanting to throw Liu Qin to the ground and be done with it. Really, just throw her down and be done with it.

But he didn't.

Taking a deep breath, Luoyang recited the lines that Guo Fu-rong loved to say: "The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good."

Thus, his rising anger subsided. After cleaning Liu Qin's mouth, he carried her back and threw her on the bed.

Liu Qin, who was completely drunk, didn't realize she had just been to the brink of death. She was breathing evenly, sleeping soundly.

"Phew..."

Luoyang lay down on the other bed.

He had booked a double room with two beds.

Once in bed, the fatigue hit him in waves, and he soon fell asleep. Only time would tell if he would have nightmares that night...

———

The next day, 9:00 AM.

Luoyang and Liu Qin sat facing each other.

"...So, I went on a drunken rampage yesterday?" Liu Qin's expression seemed somewhat embarrassed.

"You insisted on using the men's restroom instead of the women's."

"You insisted on peeing standing up instead of squatting."

"After peeing, you shouted loudly in the bar that your little d**k was gone."

"Even in the taxi, you kept asking me what to do without your little d**k."

"You can imagine how I felt as your friend," Luoyang said with a smile.

But in Luoyang's eyes, Liu Qin saw a murderous intent. She shivered all over: "Luoyang... no, Brother Yang, Big Brother Yang. I was wrong... no, no, no, it was my fault..."

"Monster!" Luoyang cursed.

"I'm not a monster."

"Seductress!" Luoyang persisted.

"I'm not a seductress..."

After a while, Luoyang was tired of cursing. Liu Qin had a completely unbothered attitude, and he was helpless: "Go down and buy me a shirt."

"Okay." Liu Qin, knowing she was in the wrong, agreed readily.

After getting up and washing up, Liu Qin asked curiously: "By the way, why do you need a shirt?"

Luoyang pointed to the floor.

Then Liu Qin saw the white shirt that had been vomited on and immediately looked disgusted: "So gross."

"Of course it's gross, it was vomited on by a brain-dead person."

"Ah..."

Liu Qin finally realized that the shirt was so disgusting because of her... No wonder Luoyang was shirtless in the morning, he had no clothes to wear.

"Wait, I'll be back soon." Putting on a mask and sunglasses, Liu Qin said and left the hotel.

Luoyang, with no clothes to wear, could only wait in the hotel. He naively believed that Liu Qin would return soon, but he ended up waiting for over an hour.

After waiting for over an hour, Luoyang had no energy to be angry: "Didn't you say you'd be back soon? Your efficiency is really impressive."

Liu Qin argued: "I had to eat breakfast and buy clothes, of course it takes time!"

"Wait..." Luoyang narrowed his eyes: "You went to eat breakfast?"

"Yes."

"Then what about my breakfast?" Luoyang asked with a smile.

Liu Qin slapped her head: "Oops, I forgot to bring it... Why don't you go down and eat now!"

"It's almost eleven, are you sure I'm still eating breakfast?" Luoyang, in a huff, put on the shirt Liu Qin had bought. Fortunately, there were no issues with the shirt, or Luoyang was worried they would both end up on the news—not the entertainment headlines, but the legal ones.

...

After this incident, Liu Qin's mood had clearly improved.

Although Luoyang felt battered and bruised, he had achieved his goal. In summary, Luoyang was battered and bruised, while Liu Qin laughed and let go.

"Luoyang, do you think I should give Guan Jing and the others some songs to sing... If I give them some songs, they won't be eliminated..." Liu Qin suddenly asked.

Luoyang smiled: "This is a competition, everyone can only rely on themselves."

"I know... I just respect their efforts..." Liu Qin murmured.

"So feeling sorry for yourself is useless. You've cried, you've drunk, and you've gone on a drunken rampage. If you still can't get over it, I can't help you."

"I didn't cry." Liu Qin started being stubborn again.

"Okay, okay, you didn't cry. When Sun Qian or Su Yiyi is eliminated, I hope you can be a bit stronger."

"It seems only you understand me the most in this world." Liu Qin lightly pounded Luoyang's chest: "I guessed you would come to Shanghai to drink with me after watching the competition."

"I won't dare to drink with you easily in the future. What if you want to pee standing up again..."

"Pee your sister, shut up!" Liu Qin, embarrassed and angry, opened her mouth to bite Luoyang.

Luoyang turned and ran, and the two chased each other around the hotel room, having a great time.

(Thank you to 不慰→_→888 for the generous tip. Ah, you guys are so awesome, I want to offer myself to you... Also, Zhenjun, I've fulfilled my promise to add more chapters...)