Chapter 2 of 10
Chapter 2
13 min read3,243 words
"Are you really so stunned by Gao Fei's bench that you've been beaten into a fool? Why are you looking at me with such a lecherous gaze?" At this moment, the person who had rushed in suddenly spoke, his voice rough and masculine.
In just an instant, Ren Jie also noticed that the person in front of him had transformed into a short, nearly round fat man, barely over 1.7 meters tall.
Ren Jie shook his head vigorously, rubbed his eyes, and stared intently at the person in front of him.
Was it just an illusion? Or was it a delusion after watching that primitive human reproduction video? But no matter how deluded he was, it was impossible to mistake such a round fat man for a beautiful, graceful, and naked woman.
"Boss, you... don't scare me. Can I check your injuries first? Do you remember who I am?" The fat man felt extremely uncomfortable under Ren Jie's gaze, almost wanting to turn and run away, but he finally mustered the courage to step forward.
At this moment, more than a dozen people rushed in, each with a flattering smile, and they all sighed in relief when they saw Ren Jie awake.
Remember who I am? At this moment, Ren Jie was actually quickly digesting the information in his mind. He had this information when he first opened his eyes, but at that time, it was like thousands of people trying to pass through a crowded door, causing a headache. Now, however, it was different. Although the information was vast, it flowed into his mind like water from an open gate.
Ren Jie immediately thought that the biggest change was the nearly fifteen minutes he spent in that video, feeling some of the profound meanings of the discussions among the five great sages. Could this be related to it?
These thoughts flashed through Ren Jie's mind, and he quickly focused on other information. The fat man in front of him was named Gao Ren, not the "high person" he had imagined. Gao Ren was someone Ren Jie met in a casino a year ago before entering the Jade Emperor Academy. Ren Jie had won a large sum of money, and Gao Ren had helped him plan and strategize in various matters, being skilled in all aspects of eating, drinking, and entertainment. According to Gao Ren, his ancestors had once been wealthy, but the family had fallen on hard times, leaving him to wander the streets alone.
At that time, Ren Jie was about to be sent to the Jade Emperor Academy, so he brought Gao Ren along. The Jade Emperor Academy was known as the highest-level and most luxurious academy in the Ming Jade Dynasty, also called the Prodigal Academy. From princes and heirs of major families to the children of governors and wealthy families, all sent their children here. It was not easy for ordinary people to enter, as the fees alone were terrifying, but it was not difficult for Ren Jie to bring someone in.
"What... what is this plus this?" At this moment, seeing Ren Jie in a daze and not speaking, the plump Gao Ren walked up to Ren Jie, holding up one finger on each hand, and asked cautiously.
Damn, do you really think I'm a fool?
Wait, that's not right. The original Ren Jie wasn't just beaten into a fool; he was killed. At that moment, Ren Jie's mind immediately recalled the previous scene. The original fool had been chasing one of the three beauties of the academy, Fang Qi, who came to him and said she actually liked Ren Jie, but had been constantly pursued by Gao Fei. She had thought of a plan to have the protagonist go to Gao Fei and say he was already with her.
What a damn idiot. At that time, Gao Fei's expression and words clearly indicated that Fang Qi had said something to him before. As a result, Gao Fei had hit Ren Jie's head several times with a wooden bench as hard as stone, and although he was later rescued, he had died.
"Three." The information flashed through his mind, and seeing Gao Ren's plump, white fingers and his genuine concern, Ren Jie answered casually.
"Finished, finished, Young Master Jie is really a fool now."
"This is bad, what should we do!"
"Big trouble, the head of the family is a fool, what... what should we do!"
...
The group of followers around him looked more and more worried.
"Three, look carefully, I asked what one plus one equals?" Gao Ren was also startled, thinking Ren Jie might really be a fool.
"Four is fine, five is fine, six, seven, eight are fine, zero or one is fine, even ten thousand is fine." Looking at the close-up of Gao Ren, Ren Jie answered casually. If modern people knew, this was like a riddle, and answering this way was a joke, not a math problem. Ren Jie just felt that Gao Ren was unusually plump, his eyes were definitely not wrong, and his face was somewhat familiar. The more he looked, the more he felt he hadn't been mistaken, and it wasn't just with his eyes but with his divine sense when he returned from his mind sea.
No matter how he looked now, he couldn't find any problems, and Gao Ren was still holding up his fingers and asking what one plus one equals, so Ren Jie joked.
"Terrible, really a fool, this is not good. Although Ren Jie is a bit of a playboy, he's familiar with us. If he's a fool, I'll have to wander the streets again..." Gao Ren thought, hurriedly stepping forward. "Let me check, maybe I can find some medicine for you..."
Ren Jie knew that apart from a big bump on his head, he was fine. The original Ren Jie was already dead. And from his memories, Gao Ren was a pharmacist and had some mysterious skills. Ren Jie was afraid of being discovered.
"Nothing, I was just joking. One drop of water plus one drop of water still equals one drop of water." Although he had received all the memories, he was still cautious, especially after seeing such a strange scene. Now, he couldn't see any problems with Gao Ren, so he thought it was better to be careful and not let him check.
"Hmm..." Gao Ren was stunned. Joking, one drop of water plus one drop of water indeed equals one drop of water.
The people around him were also stunned, each thinking about Ren Jie's words. Such a common statement in modern times, if heard for the first time, always seemed to contain some deeper meaning, like Zen sayings in Buddhist scriptures.
"Why did you say it equals three?"
"One man plus one woman equals three."
Ren Jie said casually, not wanting to be surrounded by so many people, and waved his hand. "Alright, all of you go out."
"One man plus one woman, how can it equal three?"
"Idiot, it's about making a baby."
"Oh, indeed, Young Master Jie is amazing."
...
Some people were still confused, but when one person explained, the others' eyes lit up. Now they really believed Ren Jie was fine, as they interpreted his words as a kind of dirty joke, so their laughter seemed abnormal.
Gao Ren was stunned for a moment, then shrugged, thinking this guy was indeed incorrigible, saying such things right after being beaten so badly.
"I told you before, that Fang Qi is not to be trifled with, but you didn't believe me. This time, it's definitely her doing. We can't let this go. I'll prepare a super strong laxative, hmpf!"
The others had left, and Gao Ren, seeing Ren Jie was fine, thought Ren Jie's comment about one man plus one woman equaling three indicated a shift towards something more erotic, so he quickly changed the subject.
"Yes, that woman is no good, the term 'venomous heart' fits her perfectly." Recalling the memories, Ren Jie nodded in agreement.
"You're absolutely right, venomous heart... ah..." Gao Ren nodded in agreement, but the next moment, he looked at Ren Jie in even more shock than when he thought Ren Jie might be a fool. He couldn't believe it.
Heaven, is this still the love-struck young master?
Before, he would argue with anyone who said a bad word about Fang Qi, and if it was someone else, he would fight for half a day.
He had been pursuing her for nearly a year, causing many jokes because of Fang Qi. What was going on today?
"Why are you standing so close? You're not a beauty, and I'm not interested in fat men or men. If you want to get close to me, you'd better turn into a woman first..." The two were already close, and Gao Ren, in his shock, wanted to see clearly and hear clearly, so he got even closer. Ren Jie couldn't help but think of the scene he had just seen. Although it was hard to associate this nearly one-meter-wide, plump, white fat man with the beauty he had seen, Ren Jie couldn't help but joke.
"Ah... what woman, you're crazy..." Gao Ren was startled, took two steps back, and glared at Ren Jie.
Damn, looking at Gao Ren's eyes, Ren Jie felt this wasn't a reaction a man should have.
Unconsciously, the atmosphere became a bit...
"Reporting to the head of the family, today is the day for the family elders to meet. Seeing that the head of the family has not returned, I was ordered to come and ask the head of the family to return immediately." At this moment, a guard's loud voice came from outside the door, easing the awkward atmosphere.
Head of the family, family elders meeting...
He didn't expect this guy to be... the head of the Ren family, one of the five major families of the Ming Jade Dynasty. No, now it should be said, it's me!
"Alright..." Ren Jie also felt a bit awkward. Looking at a man, especially a fat man like a ball, always made him think of a naked beauty. No matter how he looked, he couldn't see anything fake about Gao Ren's body, so he quickly agreed and got out of bed.
Gao Ren watched Ren Jie leave, feeling a bit uncomfortable. He felt that Ren Jie was different from usual today.
To say Fang Qi had a venomous heart and that one plus one equals one, did his head get hit by Gao Fei and suddenly become clear, or was it just delirious after being stimulated?
The plump Gao Ren's eyes moved quickly, thinking it might just be his imagination. At least, he definitely couldn't know...
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