Chapter 20

After the punishment ended, Chen Yang finally realized that no matter how absurd the reason, he still had to follow the orders of his right hand.

But upon serious reflection, provoking someone with no grudge or prior acquaintance was indeed a difficult task.

What should he do? Walk up and slap the person, saying he just didn't like the look of them?

Oh no, this was the style of a villain! In movies and TV shows, he would definitely get beaten up!

Chen Yang was a bit at a loss. In his over twenty years of life, he had always been kind to others, performing good deeds regularly, and everyone who had interacted with him praised him as a good person. If not for his low-key approach to doing good, he would have long been a news sensation on CCTV, touching the hearts of the nation.

Such a good person, and now he had to provoke an innocent person!

Chen Yang thought for two seconds and made a decision.

His life was still the most important thing.

Taking a deep breath, Chen Yang walked toward the distant bench where a couple was sitting, one step, two steps, three steps...

The couple seemed to have noticed Chen Yang, and their gazes were filled with confusion as they looked at him.

Chen Yang, with a blank expression, stood tall and walked steadily. After dozens of steps, he arrived at the bench and looked down at the couple from above.

The man, about twenty-seven or twenty-eight, was quite handsome. He looked at Chen Yang and frowned, saying, "Excuse me..."

Before he could finish, Chen Yang plopped down.

First, it should be noted that such a bench usually seats three people, but with a couple clearly in love whispering sweet nothings to each other, even if there were empty seats, no one would sit there—it's called being considerate!

But someone did just that.

That person was Chen Yang, who was feeling quite helpless.

A breeze blew, and the cool wind was refreshing, but the three people on the bench had no time to enjoy it. They were all silent.

The couple's minds were a bit blank, looking at Chen Yang in a daze, trying to figure out what was happening.

A man suddenly walked over and sat down next to them, then remained motionless. Although the scene looked normal, the couple felt something was off.

Yes, especially since Chen Yang was sitting next to the girl, which made it even more awkward.

After a moment of silence, the atmosphere became slightly awkward, and the man spoke up, "This, this friend, could you change seats? There are chairs over there."

Normally, anyone hearing this would leave, but Chen Yang, who had received orders from his right hand, had the task of provoking them and couldn't leave, or he would be the one to suffer.

"You... wait..."

Chen Yang racked his brain, thinking about what to do next.

His worried and thoughtful appearance frightened the girl beside him, who tugged at her boyfriend's clothes, signaling to leave.

Chen Yang's appearance indeed seemed abnormal. The girl's signal made her boyfriend immediately pull her up, preparing to leave.

The right hand couldn't stand it anymore. As Chen Yang's face changed, it directly controlled his right hand to slap the girl's buttocks.

"Ahh..."

A scream, shame, and anger. The girl turned around and stared at Chen Yang intently.

Seeing his girlfriend humiliated, the man was stunned, then suddenly furious, "Damn, what the hell are you doing?"

"Hey, wait, this, this isn't me."

Chen Yang broke out in a cold sweat, his hand still in the air.

"It's not you?"

The man laughed in anger, pulling his girlfriend away and kicking Chen Yang in the chest.

If Chen Yang didn't dodge, he would definitely pay a price. He didn't have time to think and grabbed the man's right ankle with his left hand just as the kick came.

"Bang."

The man didn't expect Chen Yang to react so quickly. With one foot caught, he immediately lost balance and fell heavily to the ground.

"Ahh, he's attacking, he's attacking..."

The girl screamed in terror.

Chen Yang got up and ran, looking extremely狼狈, quickly disappearing at the end of the winding path.

"Idiot, I told you to provoke them, and you waste so much time. Is this how you provoke them?"

The right hand said, dissatisfied.

"But, but you can't just do that."

Chen Yang ran very fast, heading for a less crowded area. Fortunately, the park was large, and he soon left that place.

Oh my God, what did it just do? It actually put its hand on the buttocks of a girl he didn't know!

This was simply too evil. Chen Yang deeply felt that the alien's moral standards were low.

You might say it was evil, but if it was going to be evil, it should have gone all the way. Since it had already touched the girl's buttocks, why not take the opportunity to pinch it?

Chen Yang was indignant about this.

To be honest, the alien's thinking was truly incomprehensible. What was the point of doing this? It was completely meaningless.

But if the alien could be reasoned with, Chen Yang wouldn't have faced so many punishments.

Moreover, he couldn't even be indignant anymore, only horrified.

"Provoking those people?"

Chen Yang swallowed hard, looking at the four bare-chested men playing mahjong at a tea shop in the distance, disbelieving and suspecting he had misheard.

"Strictly speaking, host, I require you to defeat those four humans."

"How is that possible?"

Not to mention that Chen Yang had never fought before, even if he were good at fighting, he wouldn't feel confident against those four bare-chested men.

"It's possible."

The right hand said firmly, "Use your pitiful intelligence."

Chen Yang forced a smile, "Actually, I think we need to be low-key. Commander Luosi might not know, but in our human world, the police never tolerate fighting. If caught, you could be sentenced to decades in prison, and in serious cases, even life. As the instigator, you might even be shot on the spot by the police. I'm not afraid of death, but if this delays Commander Luosi's grand plan, I won't be able to forgive myself even in death..."

Lying with a straight face and a steady heart was one of Chen Yang's skills, but trying to deceive the right hand was just wishful thinking.

The right hand's voice became stern, "Host, don't try to deceive me..."

"Ah..."

Chen Yang's face turned purplish, and the pain in his stomach made him involuntarily crouch down.

This was the second punishment of the day. Chen Yang gasped for breath, trying to ease the pain in his abdomen.

But under the right hand's control, the pain in his abdomen showed no signs of easing and continued for a minute.

"I, I understand, I'll do it, I'll do it."

Comparing the two, the pain of being beaten by four men was clearly less than the punishment from the right hand. Chen Yang made a smart choice.

In fact, the right hand didn't really want Chen Yang to gain any practical combat experience. Practical combat experience isn't gained from just one fight. Even with a strong body, if one has never fought before, they are not mentally prepared, and any unexpected situation could lead to a quick defeat.

The right hand needed to start training this host from now on, and the first step was to make him mentally prepared to take action.

But it didn't want to see him get beaten up either.

"Host, your first step is to observe."

"Observe?"

Chen Yang, who had just recovered from the pain, was shaken, as if he had understood something from these words.

But passersby who saw him muttering to himself and squatting on the ground, looking at some ants, all quickened their pace with strange expressions.

"Yes, observe. Those four humans, with your current abilities, it's difficult to defeat them. So you need to observe, observe the characteristics and weaknesses of those four humans."

Chen Yang "suddenly understood," looking solemnly at the four men playing mahjong dozens of meters away, sizing them up.

Ten seconds later, he had a realization.

"Commander Luosi, I've discovered..."

Chen Yang's expression was serious, "Those four... are all men! An opponent not to be underestimated."

"Idiot, is this your observation?"

The right hand barely restrained itself from punishing the host, or the host wouldn't be able to walk back today.

It was truly despairing. In this idiot's mind, besides mating, eating, and sleeping, thinking about anything else was a great challenge for him.