Chapter 13

During lunch, Zhan Yi ate with such voracity, his mouth dripping with oil, that the three master and disciples beside him were left speechless and wide-eyed.

Especially Dong Dabao and Fahui were secretly pondering in their hearts: Could this guy, who was grabbing chicken legs with one hand and stuffing braised pork into his mouth with the other, really be the future Lord of Heaven and Earth? The more they looked, the more he seemed like a starving ghost. However, they eventually joined the frenzy of grabbing food and drinks, as they couldn't bear to let Zhan Yi waste all the food on the table.

Even the two of them managed to sneak some meat into their mouths when Xianyun wasn't paying attention, looking extremely comfortable, which had nothing to do with their identities as monks. What surprised Zhan Yi the most was that Xianyun also took advantage of his disciples' inattention to eat some meat, winking at him with a smug expression.

This reminded Zhan Yi of something Xianyun and his disciples had said before: "Never be deceived by their appearances." No wonder the three of them were so cunning; it seemed they weren't as strict about following the rules as they appeared.

After they were full, they all wiped the oil from their mouths, and Xianyun resumed his dignified appearance as a high monk. Dong Dabao and Fahui also transformed into disciplined practitioners, while Zhan Yi felt he was the most genuine among them.

However, he didn't stay in the temple for long, only drinking a few cups of tea before setting off with Dong Dabao. Before they left, Xianyun seemed extremely reluctant to part, his eyes brimming with tears, and he talked for a long time, like a nagging old woman. Fahui also seemed very sad, repeatedly urging Zhan Yi to take him away in the future.

Zhan Yi was also moved. Although they had only been together for a short time, he felt as if he had known Xianyun for many years. Even after walking a long distance, he couldn't help but look back. At that moment, Xianyun shouted, "Layman Zhan, you will face a great calamity when you go to the Moer tribe. Be sure to take care of yourself." This made him shudder, and he cursed inwardly, thinking that even after they had left, Xianyun couldn't say something nice.

The Moer tribe is located in the central region of the Western Autonomous Region, about five or six hundred miles from Xianyun's Jinshan Temple. Zhan Yi and Dong Dabao hurried all the way and arrived at Moer Town, where the Moer tribe was located, around eight o'clock in the evening.

They found a hotel and quickly settled in. With Dong Dabao around, Zhan Yi felt much more at ease. The guy always managed to haggle and build connections, finding them a comfortable and affordable room.

After settling in, Zhan Yi and Dong Dabao went out for dinner. Seeing the people dressed in long robes and horse coats, Zhan Yi felt as if he had traveled back in time. Their dialect was so heavy that he couldn't understand a word, so he returned to the hotel early after dinner.

However, Dong Dabao somehow struck up a conversation with the people at the next table, and it seemed like love at first sight. He was的热情万分，又是喝酒又是划拳，玩得不亦乐乎。

Zhan Yi本来想拉他一起走，但Dong Dabao神秘兮兮地说：“老大，我打听点事，你先回去就行了。”这让Zhan Yi也不好意思多问。

回到住处，站在二楼的窗口，看着小镇上的万家灯火，Zhan Yi觉得自己这一段时间像做梦一样，莫名其妙地惹上了一身麻烦，现在还得找这找那炼化身体里的邪气，而这一切好像都是因为百世比丘身惹起的。

想到这里，他又想起了Xianyun跟他谈过的关于百世比丘身的一些事情。比丘之身百世为极限，所谓因果轮回，有因必有果，功德汇聚已然逆天，所以注定他这一世不可能再是纯粹的修行之人，因为前一百世轮回之中的恩怨恩仇，今世将会全部找上门来，做个了断。

而且百世修行也使他命格里汇聚了强大到逆天的功德和因果能量，这种能量已经使他的命运无法预测，也不可能按正常人的因果轮回投胎了，所以他今生必须得把这些因果能量彻底融合，不然下一世将业障全消成为凡人。

想到这里，Zhan Yi觉得自己特别累，忍不住在心里骂了起来，这TMD一百世的因果报应在这一世弄清，不得忙死啊，看来必须早点参透轮回，弄清上一百辈子自己到底干过什么。

正在胡思乱想之间，忽然他看到小镇东方的天空几股黑烟冒起，接着如一团黑云一般进入到了莫尔镇之中，这让他心里一惊，因为他感觉到那黑烟之中似乎含有浓浓的鬼妖之气，而且还不是一股。

这就说明有几个妖魔鬼怪进入到了这莫尔镇之中了，看那黑烟浓浓，好像来势汹汹，可是他们到底来干什么呢，难道说自己的百世比丘身被发现了，但Xianyun不是说自己身上的气息已经隐藏了吗？

犹豫之间，黑烟已然消失在小镇之中，而也在这时他听到了敲门的声响，打开房门一看原来是Dong Dabao回来了，这家伙一进门就兴奋地抱住了Zhan Yi：“老大，这下你走运了，发达了。”

Zhan Yi被他一嘴酒气喷得简直想吐，不知道他到底喝了多少，忍不住皱着眉头赶紧把头转到了一边：“大宝，你有话慢慢说，别激动。”

“哎，老大，你怎么了啊？怎么好像很不开心一样啊，我看看。”Dong Dabao看着Zhan Yi转头皱眉的样子，以为他有什么心事，忍不住也把头转到了Zhan Yi那边。

“没事，没事，你快说正事吧。”Zhan Yi实在不知道这小子怎么这么不自觉，嘴巴这么臭还要跟他面对面说话，赶紧又把头转到了一边。

“不可能，老大，你绝对有事，不然你怎么不敢看我啊，告诉我发生了什么，大宝一定帮你解决。”Dong Dabao哪知道Zhan Yi的心思啊，也跟着又把头转到了Zhan Yi的面前，一脸信誓旦旦地问道。

“呃……好吧，那我只有告诉你实情了，你的嘴巴现在跟刚吃了屎一样，熏得我想吐，麻烦你快点放开我说话。”Zhan Yi终于一咬牙，再也顾不得给Dong Dabao留面子了，一下子挣脱了他，闪到了一边。

Dong Dabao被Zhan Yi说得一愣，接着哈了几下自己闻了闻，那样子就像是在找什么新鲜空气一样，闻过之后，才一脸不解地说道：“老大，没有啊，除了一点韭菜味混合着一点酒味，其他也没什么了啊？”

“靠，我不管你什么味，但请你不要离我那么近，我真的难以忍受，你就坐在那里说好了。”Zhan Yi忍不住鄙视地说，心里更是明白了一个医学道理，有口臭的人自己是绝对闻不到的。

“呃……好吧，老大，你不知道这次你可走运了，我刚刚跟这边的人聊天，打听了一下莫尔族族长的事情，你猜怎么着？”Dong Dabao一听也不敢靠近了，只能坐在了离Zhan Yi有两米多的凳子上，但那脸上那强烈的兴奋之情却始终没有退去。

“别卖关子了，快点说。”Zhan Yi没好气地翻了个白眼道。

“擦，老大，你怎么一点也不配合啊，好吧，你不知道我们来的太巧了，这莫尔族的族长这几天正在为他女儿举行招亲大会，只要能夺冠的，不但可以娶到他的女儿，而且还能得到他们的镇族之宝，将来继承族长之位。”Dong Dabao越说越是兴奋，那样子好像已经把冠军拿到手一样。

“什么，招亲大会，还得娶他的女儿，大宝你确定你打听的没错？”Zhan Yi听了一愣，很快想起了Xianyun对他说的一劫，难道说源于红颜指的就是这次招亲。

“当然了，老大，这事绝对不会有错的，现在整个莫尔镇的人都知道了，而且我还听说莫尔族族长的女儿名叫玛依，可是全族最漂亮的美女呢，你说如果你能把她搞到手，再得到五行草是不是一举两得啊，哈哈。”Dong Dabao说完得意地笑了起来。

“擦，大宝我只想要五行草，并不想娶媳妇，有什么两得不两得的啊，我现在可是大学生，你打算让我带着老婆去上学啊？”Zhan Yi这会却完全没有Dong Dabao那么高兴，反倒是有些烦躁起来。

他不是不喜欢美女，甚至作为一个宅男出身的大学生来说，他更渴望能有一段轰轰烈烈的恋爱，然后晚上轰轰烈烈地折腾，但他知道自己就算是拿到五行草，还要再去找合魂水和阴阳果，那两样东西比五行草更难找，特别是阴阳果，只听说在极阴极阳之地，根本没说具体的地点，他现在还不知道怎么找呢。

而如果这几样灵物找不全，他身体里千条鬼妖的邪气就会慢慢侵入到他的灵魂之中，使他变得半人半妖嗜杀成性，在这种情况下他又怎么能去谈恋爱呢。

“老大，你真的不想娶媳妇？”Dong Dabao倒是没想到Zhan Yi在听了美女之后会那么烦，心里暗暗猜测起Zhan Yi的性取向来。

“当然不想了，我要上学呢，现在娶了媳妇学还怎么上啊？”Zhan Yi理所当然地说道。

“呵呵，老大，其实这事也好办，如果你真的不想的话，也别勉强自己，你完全可以把这种痛苦加到我的身上，帮我得到那冠军之位，然后让我娶她，你放心，到时候我拿到五行草一定送给你，我只要莫尔族第一美女玛依。”Dong Dabao在搞明白了Zhan Yi的态度之后，眼珠一转开始给他出起主意来。