Chapter 1

"Wow——it's a little brother, let's lift him up, lift him up, hahaha……"

"Honoka! Don't play with the newborn baby!"

Being lifted until his head spun, then snatched away and placed back in the swaddling clothes.

This was the terrible experience that Kosaka had when he finally emerged from the endless darkness.

"It feels like I've been asleep for a long time, my body is numb and unresponsive. What's wrong with me?"

Kosaka, approaching the age of a magician, is a legendary unemployed otaku.

No, saying he's unemployed is just from a traditional perspective; he does make money.

Playing games and streaming at home, in many people's eyes, this probably doesn't count as a proper job.

In his free time, he watches new anime and reads novels, in short, he is very close to the world of two-dimensional characters.

So when he heard the name "Honoka," Kosaka was startled.

His name, Kosaka, when combined, is the same as the surname of the two-dimensional idol "Kosaka Honoka."

But she's a two-dimensional character! How could she appear in reality?

Is it just a coincidence that they have the same name?

Newborn babies can't actually open their eyes, but as an adult in spirit, he still had the willpower to do so.

Kosaka勉强地抬起眼皮，在模糊的视野中，一个棕黄色短发的小女孩正朝他做鬼脸。

虽然她还很小，但已经是个美人胚子。

如果养育得好，长大后说不定会是祸国殃民的级别。

尤其是那双闪闪发亮的大眼睛，只是看着，就会让人感到精神一振。

"Honoka! Don't scare the little brother."

"Hahaha... the little brother is looking at me. Hey, this is Didi? It looks so strange, I'm going to poke it!"

Kosaka只觉得下身一痛，前世今生里除了自己外无人问津的重要宝物，就这样第一次被女孩子的手接触到了。

但是——

"这……这是怎么回事啊！" Kosaka在心中咆哮："我曾经无数次……无数次梦想过，被女孩子触碰到它的瞬间，有温柔也有粗暴，有轻抚也有紧握……可是……可是这种也太随便了吧！而且还是亲姐姐！把我的梦想和期待还给我啊魂淡！"

"哇——哇——"

由于还无法熟练使用声带，咆哮声理所当然地变成了哭声。

姐姐身旁还有一对年轻夫妇，应该是父母吧。

"Honoka, you can't just touch a boy's private parts! Look, you made the little brother cry."

"算了算了，不是很好么？这孩子刚生下都不哭的，本来还担心是不是身体太弱，现在听起来，会是个强壮的孩子呢，哈哈。"

完全弄不清状况的Kosaka，突然被看起来很彪悍的男人抱了起来，哄着。

即使是这样经常板着脸的男人，望着Kosaka时也情不自禁露出笑容。

周围的男女不停地说着什么，然而语速太快，在Kosaka听来是断断续续的话：

"……看……孩子呢……"

勉强只能听懂这样的程度。

因为那是不同于Kosaka母语的语言。

还好，身为宅男的Kosaka，每天每天都在看各种新番和爱情动作片。

虽然对语法一窍不通，虽然连起来的话听不太懂，只言片语的单词还是能够明白。

接着Kosaka又被带着疲惫笑容的少妇抱在怀里。

被人抱来抱去，Kosaka莫名觉得一阵困倦。

"这个身体……很虚弱……"

带着这样的想法，Kosaka的意识重新陷入黑暗之中。