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Chapter 22 of 70

Chapter 22

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<details><summary>Characters List</summary></details>

<details>Le Han – Main Character</details>

<details>Gua Gua Gu – In-game main character’s name Daji / Enchanting Imperial Concubine – In-game alternate character’s name</details>

<details>Qi Xun – Male Lead</details>

<details>Mu Yi Cheng Zhou / Mu God – In-game main character Zhan Ge – In-game trumpet’s name</details>

<details>Zhou Yao – Qi Xun’s best friend</details>

<details>Meng Bu Meng – In-game main character’s name</details>

<details>Emperor of Qi – Zhou Yao’s husband</details>

<details>Lu Jiao – In-game main character’s name</details>

<details>Qin Yuyuan (Princess Qin) – Qi Xun’s pursuer</details>

<details>Axue – In-game main character’s name</details>

<details>Zhang Yang (Prince Tang) – Le Han’s pursuer</details>

<details>Qiao Rui – Le Han’s roommate and friend</details>

<details>He Yiming – Le Han’s previous crush and senior student</details>

<details>Zhao Yifei – Le Han’s high school classmate</details>

<details>Yu Manman – Le Han’s high school classmate and He Yiming’s ex-girlfriend</details>

Edited by: Byff

Le Han had to admit one thing.

He was very immoral.

In order to fall in love, he did a lot of immoral things.

Of course, after marrying Zhan Ge, his moral integrity returned, and he became a well-behaved man.

—But before getting married, he was really unruly.

As for how unruly he was, there was no need to say how he had used Daji’s account to go crazy and do immoral things. However, he completely abandoned his moral integrity when he entered the ‘Tie the Knot’ area. In addition, as mentioned above, he was easily tempted.

As long as a handsome guy who was single and had no ambiguous object or secret crush treated him gently, he would like him.

However, gentleness was just a way to improve his liking. In fact, whenever a handsome man became familiar with him and had a good personality, he would have strong emotions.

So at this moment, looking at the room full of about a dozen handsome guys, Le Han’s breath was chaotic. It was a blessing that his heart didn’t stop…

In an instant, the building turned into a flower house, and all the familiar men became flower girls. They kissed him, touched him, and pulled him upstairs with great enthusiasm.

Le Han was silly and began to shout.

“Wait!”

“Don’t…”

“I’ll go by myself, ah!”

“—Zhan Ge!!”

His husband suddenly disappeared, leaving behind men with whom he once fell in love secretly.

Although his moral integrity was in place, the handsome men were handsome men after all and being surrounded by them, Le Han was dizzy. By the time he was taken to a wing to sit down, he was already in a trance, as if he was drunk. Le Han’s hair was turned into a mess while struggling, and his clothes were disorderly as if he was being bullied.

Six minutes later, Le Han was in the arms of Duan Wang, blushing and struggling, “Let go of me! Don’t hold me!”

Duan Wang leaned over and said, “Gua Gua, didn’t you like me before? Don’t think I couldn’t see it. You stared at me every time we played together.”

With a boom , smoke started coming out from the top of Le Han’s head.

He continued to struggle, “No, you are wrong!”

“How could he be wrong?” Another handsome guy leaned over and said with a smile, “Little Gua used to do the same to me. Were you shy when I didn’t look at you?”

Le Han: “…” He stared at these handsome men and shouted in his heart. No, these people were all OCC. They were not real people; they were temporary NPCs automatically established by the game system!

They were all straight men, so they wouldn’t behave like this…

Le Han thought, wouldn’t this be the trial that the system said they needed to solve? The game actually extracted his thoughts and peeped into his secret love history to make these people into NPCs! What’s more, the trial was actually supposed to improve the couple’s heart value? Which programmer was so crazy! This was obviously to split the couples apart, ah!

Le Han had a sense of crisis and felt that he had to leave here before Zhan Ge came. While he was trying to find a way, the door was suddenly opened, and a middle-aged woman with heavy makeup twisted her waist and walked in. When she saw him, she stopped. Then she looked at all the men in the room, chuckled lightly, and said, “My guest?”

Le Han’s eyes brightened, madam 1 Refers to a woman running a brothel/flower house , she was the madam, ah! She must be the key to passing the trial!

He hurriedly said, “That, ah…sister, I want to go out, get them to let me leave!”

The men looked at the woman and said coquettishly, “Mom…”

Le Han: “…”

This map was really inhuman.

The woman, who was called mother by the men, was very calm. She stared at Le Han, pushed aside the man who entangled her, sat down opposite Le Han, and said with a smile, “Why do you want to leave? There are so many people, won’t you play for a while?”

Hearing the answer from the woman, Le Han affirmed his guess.

He just inexplicably felt that this woman’s character was in place, unlike these men, who were entirely out of character!

Le Han quickly said, “I really don’t want to play anymore. I’m married and have a husband. Speaking of which, did you see another man here?”

“No,” the woman said with a smile when she saw Duan Wang leaning over to Le Han again, “my guest, you look very familiar with them, ah. Do you know them?”

Le Han closed his mouth and didn’t answer.

The woman squinted, “I can’t let you go like this.”

Le Han was stunned and said, “…That question just now was the key to clear the trial?”

The woman said with firmness, “Yes.”

Le Han knelt.

Since it was the condition to pass the level, then he couldn’t keep silent. Anyway, Zhan Ge wasn’t here, so it was okay for him to say it.

Therefore, Le Han took a deep breath and began to say sincerely, “They… they are all people I had a crush on before. It’s me, it’s easy for me to fall in love with others…”

The woman took a light breath and said softly, “There are more than a dozen men here.”

Le Han lowered his head and said with a guilty conscience, “Yes, yes, ah…”

The woman’s voice was lighter, “Tell me, how did you meet each of them, and how did you like them?”

Le Han: “…”

Before Le Han could speak, Duan Wang looked at him affectionately and said, “Gua Gua and I met when our friends took us to play together. Gua Gua fell in love with me at first sight. I know all about it.”

The woman stared at Le Han.

Le Han covered his face in shame and nodded.

Another man also began to say, “I helped him once when he almost fell down. Gua Gua was in my arms at that time, and he blushed when he saw me.”

Woman: “…”

Le Han groaned in shame.

The third man said gently, “When we met, I poured a cup of tea for Gua Gua, and his eyes couldn’t leave me.”

Woman: “Oh.”

Le Han covered his face and leaned on the table.

The fourth man blatantly said, “This stupid Gua Gua, when chatting with me, he would be embarrassed if I put my arm around his shoulders. He really couldn’t stand it.”

The woman calmly poured herself a cup of tea and took a sip.

Le Han continued to put his head on the table.

The fifth man…

The sixth man…

……

…

Le Han felt like he was being tortured. He suddenly wondered if he would be the slowest player to clear this level. Was this the only level on the whole map? Or was this just the first level?

When the last man finished describing how they met, Le Han looked at the time. He only had five minutes left!

The level was still going on!

Le Han looked at the woman and saw her pouring tea into her mouth directly from the teapot. After drinking, she put the teapot on the table with a loud pa, which scared Le Han.

The woman’s face was so dark that it couldn’t be darker. Le Han said pitifully, “I, can I go out now?”

“Go out?” The woman grinned and stood up, “Do you want to go out?”

Le Han was surprised; the woman was the BOSS of this map! Was it still necessary to use force? What kind of combat was that?

Before he could get out of the men’s pile, the woman directly raised her feet, stepped on the table, and walked towards Le Han.

Le Han was so scared that he continuously stepped back and desperately called out to both sides, “You guys let me go!”

His main account was a farmer without any skills and weapons. How could it be possible to break away from the several men?

In a blink of an eye, the woman was squatting down on the edge of the table. She looked down at him, and her face was so ferocious that it looked like she could burst out at any time.

Le Han moved back desperately. He was so nervous that his scalp became numb.

The woman sneered, “Afraid? Are you afraid now? Why weren’t you afraid when you were easily moved by other men?”

When she said that, she quickly pinched Le Han’s chin and moved her face closer.

The tips of their noses were almost touching.

Le Han looked at the face that looked like Granny Tang 2 Yubaba, the main antagonist from Spirited Away at close range and almost choked. Every pore of his body exploded, “You, what are you going to do…”

“What am I going to do?” The woman said gloomily. “Since you can be moved if someone pours a glass of water for you or touches your shoulders… if I do this, will you be moved by me?”

Le Han was stunned, “You?”

Woman: “Me.”

The woman had purple eyeshadow on her eyes, red blush floating on her cheeks, and peach-pink lipstick on her lips. She looked like a woman who could be Le Han’s mother.

Le Han thought blankly, is the programmer who developed this map crazy?

At this moment, the countdown went to zero, all the men around him disappeared, and the woman in front of him became the man he was most familiar with, his husband, Zhan Ge.

The man stared at him fiercely, with a sneer on his lips.

Le Han: “…”

No, the programmer was not crazy. He was going crazy.

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Refers to a woman running a brothel/flower house 2

Yubaba, the main antagonist from Spirited Away