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Sunlight shone through the gaps between the trees in
the dusky forest. Judging by the angle
it was coming from, it must still be early morning. I woke up in a place that looked like a
secret hideout as I was surrounded by dense shrubberies.
Something was on top of my abdomen. A blonde girl was using me as a pillow to
sleep.
I steadily got up on all fours. Jess’ head slipped from my stomach and landed
on the wooden board. Perhaps it was
because she will be traveling a while that she wore an aqua blue one-piece
dress, but it gave the impression of being more lighthearted than before.
“Nyafuuun…”
She made a strange noise and placed a hand over her
head.
(Oops, my bad…)
At
the same time, I recalled what had happened up until now. I became a pig, danced at the festival,
reunited with Jess under the beautifully moonlit night, locked that guy into the
warehouse…
Jess looked at me and petted
me on my head.
“I’m so glad you woke up,
Mister Pig.”
She had a bright smile on her
face, but she looked terrible. Her
complexion was pale, her hair was disheveled, and several strands of hair were
stuck to her face from sweat. What
happened?
I looked at Jess carefully – she
didn’t have a corset on, her one-piece dress was wrinkled, and her hands were
red from chafing. I then checked my bed
– it was just a large wooden board with simple wheels underneath that were made
by wrapping metal around a piece of wood.
A long and durable-looking rope hung from it. We’re in the middle of the forest, so you’re
telling me that she pulled me all the way to here?
(Jess, are you doing alright?)
“I’m okay because Mister Pig
is with me.”
No matter how you look at it, she didn’t seem fine…
That’s right, now I remember, I was stabbed.
(Did you use those black ristas?)
“Yes. The bag was dropped outside of
the warehouse. Although there weren’t
that many, when I used them together, they worked properly.”
This wasn’t a part of my plan, so I can only call myself lucky that the guy
used his bag of ristas as a weapon.
(Thank you, Jess. You saved my
life.)
“No problem. I did it because I
wanted to,” she beamed while stroking my head.
Feeling embarrassed, I looked down at the ground before asking: (Did you
leave the note about capturing that guy?)
“I did. I also left the rest of the
ristas at the mansion, I figured they could be used as evidence.”
That’s being a bit too honest… We
could have kept a few for ourselves, since they could come in handy.
Well, the fact that she didn’t do that is one of her charms as well.
“It’s not like that…”
Jess averted her eyes and spoke.
That was a monologue, let’s try and be aware of that.
“Oh, sorry.”
(It’s fine. Just be careful next
time.)
“Okay.”
She really is an honest and nice girl.
I don’t think there’s a lot of girls like her out there that are apt to
be called an angel or goddess. She’s not
self-centered at all, she’s always kind, and she’s full of virtue. All of her inner beauty seems to exude from
her adorable face and slender hands.
I looked at Jess and saw her
staring down with her cheeks flushed. She’s
doing her best to ignore my monologues.
I guess I should stop teasing her.
(At any rate, you really
helped me out there. Thanks to your
prayer, even my leg seems to fine now.)
I tried moving a bit and
confirmed that the injury I sustained from falling off the festival stage was
Ugh, I was reminded of my dark
history.
Still blushing, Jess covered
her mouth to hold back from laughing.
(What? I did my best to dance there. It’s rude to laugh at that.)
“Sorry, but it was so funny…”
I much prefer seeing her smile
than seeing her haggard, so I’ll forgive her.
(So where are we?)
“In the middle of the woods.”
(I mean, I know that much…)
She laughed, appearing amused.
“Sorry, we are located near
the Dark Woods’ road, which is north of Quiltli. If we follow this road, we should be able to
find a few small villages, I think.”
(The way you said that doesn’t
bring a lot of confidence… Are you sure
we’ll be able to reach the capital?)
“Yes. As long as you keep heading north, you should
be able to see the capital eventually. It’s
said that the capital is located on a conspicuously high mountain, so you’ll be
able to tell with just a glance.”
(… Don’t tell me you’ve never
been there before.)
“Don’t worry. I’m sure we’ll reach it!”
Those words can also be taken
as saying there’s a chance we won’t make it there…
(Well then, I’m starting to
get hungry as well, so let’s go. Did you
get enough rest?)
“Of course!”
Jess clenched her fists and
showed me her guts pose, but her face clearly revealed her exhaustion.
(Just for reference sake, how
long will it take to reach the village?
And how far are we from Quiltli?)
“I think it will take another
two or three o’clocks, since we’re more than half way there.”
(How long is an o’clock?)
“Ah, let me see… Divide one day into twenty four parts, each
part is an o’clock.”
So it’s the same as an
hour? It’s nice to hear the answer being
what I expected. Some simple arithmetic
is enough to figure out the truth. After
Jess moved me onto the cart, she definitely walked for more than three
hours. She’s been lugging around a very
heavy baggage, so it’s probably been a lot longer. It’s only been about an hour since the sun rose,
and I was stabbed at around midnight.
That means she’s been walking the whole time and barely slept at all.
I tried to visualize my
physique. My eye level reach Jess’
thighs, so my back should be a bit taller.
(Jess, do you want to try
riding on my back?)
“Eh?”
She’s kind, so if I asked her normally,
she would insist on walking on her own. However,
I already knew very well how to deal with this overly gentle girl.
(It’s been a dream of mine
since childhood to have a cute girl ride me with her bare legs.)
(Just follow along this road,
right?)
“Y-yes… that’s… probably… fine…”
It’s only been three minutes
since Jess got on my back, but she sounded somewhat distressed.
(What’s wrong? Are you not feeling well?)
“No… um… it’s my first time…
riding Mister Pig, so… when you rub against me… it tickles…”
I wondered what I was rubbing
up against before it dawned upon me and I panicked.
(Stop! Hold it!
What are you doing?! You’re not
riding properly!)
I hastily got into a sitting
posture and lowered Jess to the ground.
“Riding… properly?”
(Yeah. Ugh… that’s on me for not putting enough care
into my ideas.)
I turned around to face
Jess. This innocent girl was holding her
hands between her crotch and adjusting her breathing. Aah, I’m really sorry for what I’ve done.
I’m just saying this as a hypothetical
“what if” situation, but if you ever get the chance to let a girl, especially
one wearing a skirt, straddle you, you better act with discretion.
“I’m okay, it’s not
unbearable… It just feels a bit weird…”
Stoooop! I beg you, no more! Don’t sully my blissful moments with you by using
such ero doujin-like lines!
(How about you try shifting
your weight towards your hands when you ride me? Pigs are digging animals, so they have a
pretty sturdy back, as you can see. Don’t
worry about your hands putting too much pressure on me.)
I let Jess back on and tried
walking again.
(How’s that?)
“Um… your spine is still… Nn…”
I frantically stopped. A pig’s backbone should not be teaching this
innocent girl about her first time. If a
mage found out about this, I’ll surely get turned into gamjatang instead of
back into a human being.
(How about you sit further
back? Around where my thighs are, and
squeeze against me with your legs.)
Jess followed my instructions
and carefully moved back. I then resumed
walking.
“Oh, you’re right… I should be
fine now.”
That was a close one. Just when I thought it was finally over, I
froze up and couldn’t move.
“What’s wrong?”
(Uh… What’s that?)
Standing to our right, in the
middle of the grove, was a strange looking two meter tall beast. Its body was covered in black fur, and it had
long, thin limbs. It had a bald neck,
like that of a condor, and its head was disproportionately small. Its pair of black eyes were staring right at
us. The thing had bat ears and a pig
nose, but what’s even stranger is the fact that it swayed its body left and
right in an exaggerated motion at a constant rhythm, all while its head stayed
stationary, watching us.
This mysterious beast
oscillated its body like a broken clock pendulum. It was terrifying, and I couldn’t move.
“It doesn’t look like you’ve
seen it before, Mister Pig.”
(Of course not… What is that thing? Are we being targeted by it?)
Seemingly sensing the tension
in my muscles, Jess stroke my back.
“It’s alright. That’s a hecklepon.”
I thought it sounded familiar,
and then I remembered – when the rista shopkeeper, Killings, saw my dance, he
described it “like a wounded hecklepon.”
“You can walk by it no
problem. It won’t do anything.”
Really? Well, to be fair, Jess had no reason to lie
here. I followed her instructions and
walked past, ignoring it. Although the
hecklepon kept its eyes on us, it didn’t do anything else and remained where it
stood.
After moving forward intently
for a while, I tried inquiring about it.
(From where I came from, I’ve
never seen that kind of animal before…)
“Is that so? It’s very commonly found in Mestria.”
(You mean that thing?)
Since I was familiar with most
of the animals and plants here, I assumed all the creatures in this world would
be the same as those in my world, but that didn’t seem to be the case.
“Hecklepons seem to be an
animal that suddenly appeared around the end of the Dark Ages. They’re gentle creatures that only eat plants
and corpses; they would never attack other animals. They have a weird habit of swaying, so
there’s always been strange rumors about them…
But I’ve never heard anyone claim to have seen a hecklepon attack
something before.”
(Huh, okay. Also, what do you mean by strange rumors?)
“There are various legends
about them depending on the region. Some
say that hecklepons are messengers of peace, while others claim that they’re
harbingers of bad harvest; in some places, hecklepons are said to bring good
fortunes, but in others, encountering one is supposed to cause bad luck. In the end, it doesn’t look like hecklepons
do anything.”
(From the way you talk, it sounds
like you enjoy these sorts of things.)
“I do, I love history and
folklore!”
(Well, that’s surprising.)
“It’s considered discourteous
to be uneducated when receiving guests, so I borrowed a thick book regarding
the history of Mestria from the head of the Quiltlin family. As I read through it, I got interested.”
(Isn’t that a good thing?)
“Really? I haven’t told anyone about this before, but…
it makes me happy to be praised for my interests.”
What a strange girl. She was happy just from me saying her hobby was
nice.
“Do you have any hobbies,
Mister Pig?”
Watching anime and fanboying
over cute girls every day… is something I shouldn’t say.
(Reading, I guess. I’ve been particularly fond of the edibleness
of grass weeds lately.)
“Do you like stories that have
cute girls in them?”
Urk, didn’t I say not to read
into my monologues.
(Do you know what mystery
novels are? I like reading about solving
them. They’re the type of story where
the unexpected truth is deduced through the minor evidences scattered
throughout the narrative.)
“So there are books like
that? I would like to read them too!”
(There probably aren’t any in
Mestria though. It looks like the road
ahead will take some time, so I’ll tell you about them along the way.)
“Really? I’m looking forward to it!”
Talking like this made me
realize Jess was also just a normal girl.
Although she serves a prestigious family, has to deal with very hard
work, can read minds, and is kind, she’s not that different from the high
school girls that I know of.
… I lied. I went to an all-boys high school, so I’ve
never had contact with anyone that could be considered a high school girl. My apologies, I will make the appropriate
corrections.
“Is it possible that the
reason Mister Pig is able to notice a lot of details is due to reading those
mystery novels?”
(Maybe. Although it’s probably also caused by my bad habit
of worrying about the little things.)
I pushed up my imaginary
glasses.
“That means I can’t hide
anything from Mister Pig…”
Jess’ tone of voice dropped.
(If there’s something you
don’t want to say, it’s fine to keep it a secret. Just like how you ignore my monologues, I
won’t pry into things that you don’t want me to know about. Everyone deserves some privacy after all.)
Stuff like, why didn’t you
tell me that you bought a black rista just before you met me? Or, why did you lie and claim this was “just
an errand of sorts” when you won’t be returning to the Quiltlins after departing
on this journey? I have various other
questions as well, but it’s fine if I don’t receive answers to them.
“Um… I’ll tell you.”
(About?)
Jess’ hand moved slightly on
my back.
“About why this is a one-way
trip.”
(When you say one-way trip, do
you mean why you won’t be returning to the Quiltlins after going to the
capital?)
“Yes, you could put it that
way…”
(Are you going to serve a
different family?)
“No, that’s not the case.”
What are you trying to
say? Jess seemed to be gathering her
thoughts, so I pondered on my end too. Since
it’s been confirmed that the “errand” was a lie, I’m wondering if the capital
is even her destination goal. It could
be that she knew I had to go to the capital to turn back into a human, so she
lied in order to make me not worry about her.
Knowing her, it’s possible. I
dismissed it as fate at the time, but of course it was too good to be
true. If that’s the case… Hm…
There’s too many things about this world that I don’t know about. As of right now, it’s impossible for me to deduce
the purpose of her journey.
“I have to go to the
capital. That wasn’t a lie.”
She seemed to be doing her
best in figuring out what she should and shouldn’t say. Let’s believe her.
If Jess didn’t lie about needing
to travel to the capital, then it could only be considered a fateful meeting
with this kind of timing. Let’s leave it
at that. I’m satisfied as well. Oink.
Then what about the purpose of
her trip? If it’s not to serve another
family, what is she going there for?
I was then reminded of
something that had felt off. Some of you
may have also thought this was strange, but last night after Jess had healed
me, she didn’t wait for me to wake up.
She instead decided to put me, a heavy pig, onto a cart and pulled me
along through the woods for 3+ hours.
Is this something urgent? No, Jess mentioned that she was supposed to
depart in the morning. There’s no reason
to rush out in the middle of the night. Then
is she running away from someone? If so,
who? The guy locked inside the
warehouse? Nah, that’s highly unlikely.
She has to go to the
capital. Her purpose isn’t to serve
another family. And she’s running away
from someone.
Running away… That reminded me of the phrase “Yesma hunters” which I heard back in the back alley.
─There’s no way they’ll kill a Yesma that’s currently employed.
Employed. Which means an unemployed Yesma could be
killed.
Hang on a minute. Isn’t Jess unemployed right now? She’s currently in a potentially dangerous
forest, and without the corset that had the Quiltlin crest embroidered to it.
……
Wait, Jess has her reasons for
not wanting to tell me about it. I
shouldn’t pry. Although I’ll have some
foreboding thoughts, verbalizing them is even more terrifying. Let’s put a lid on it.
Jess’ fingers gripped my back
a little tighter.
“Mister Pig, um… can you
promise me that you’ll accompany me to the capital, even after hearing what I
have to say?”
(Of course I will. If I don’t, I’ll have no choice but to live
the rest of my life as a pig.)
“That’s true… I’ve made up my mind. I will tell you why.”
(Right, then I’ll prepare
myself as well. I won’t be intimidated
by anything you say, so don’t worry.)
Jess breathed in and out
several times.
“I am to offer my body to the royal
family, and should I fail to do so, I shall die during the journey.”
What?
“This is the fate of all Yesmas. In Mestria, when a Yesma turns
16, it is mandated that she leaves the house she serves and journeys to the
capital on their own. Most die along the
way, and those that do reach the capital will never return.”
What?
Jess’ voice was lacking its
usual soft tone. Calm down, me.
(… What awaits you at the
capital?)
“No one knows. The capital is completely isolated from the
rest of the world, so no one knows what goes on inside. There’s just… various rumors, and they say
one thing in common: the Yesmas who overcome the ordeal are treated courteously. Personally, I think the theory that they end
up serving in the capital until their death is the most likely.”
I was at a loss for words.
“Mister Pig, you were
wondering why I left the mansion as if I was running away. Let me answer that question. This silver collar that I’m wearing… it holds
a tremendous amount of magic power and sells for a very high price. However, it’s protected by magic and cannot
be removed without cutting the person’s head off.”
I glanced at the girl sitting
on my back. The thick, blackened collar
glowed faintly around her neck. It had
no seams, and it didn’t look like it could be removed without forcibly deforming
it.
“There’s also the matter of
bones and the likes… A Yesma's body can
be sold at a hefty price. That means,
once the royal family pays the Quiltlin family the severance gold and I cease
being their servant, I become a prey for the Yesma hunters to hunt down.”
I was dumbfounded as Jess took
a deep breath.
“Of course, the Quiltlin
family are kind people so they won’t consider selling me out for money, but I
ended up revealing to Mr. Killings that today is the day I leave. He’s also a nice person, so there’s no way he’ll
sell me out, but… I don’t know how that information will spread. That’s why I stayed away from the mansion as
much as possible and hid in the forest.”
What is wrong with this world?
“Mister Pig… Is it no good after all?” Her voice trembled. I could feel her hands shaking as well.
You’re a man, so get it
together!
(… There’s no way I’d say no.)
Jess’ quivering stopped.
(Who’d leave a girl like you
alone? There’s no chance I’d sit by idly
and let a kind girl get hurt in this twisted world. Let’s go to the capital together. I’m just an ordinary pig that can’t wield a
sword or use magic, but I’ll use all of my knowledge to protect you and be by
your side, Jess. I’ll stick under your
crotch like so until we reached the capital.)
I tried to say something cool,
but maybe it came out all wrong. I
wondered while waiting for her response.
“… Please keep your distance
when I go to the bathroom, okay?” Jess
said with a giggle.
What a strong girl. Even in the face of such cruel fate, she
managed to smile while I was with her yesterday. She kept it a secret from me because she was
worried I would run away, worried that I would flee in fear of her fate.
No, that’s not it.
(I think I know why… I
appeared inside the pigpen yesterday.)
“Really…?” Jess said with unease.
(Yeah. This is not just your destiny, but mine as
well. I have to reach the capital with
Jess to be able to turn back into a human, that’s why, in order to fulfil this
destiny of mine, I appeared in the pigpen the day before you left.)
Jess relaxed her hands.
“… Right.”
(We share the same destiny, so at least until we reach the capital, we’ll
be together.)
“… Right!”
She responded in a nasally
voice as she sniffed her nose.
I made up my mind to continue
being Jess’ reliable companion, at least until we arrived at the capital.
─────── was something I
couldn’t let Jess know about.
I was told the Yesma hunters
don’t enter this forest, so I let Jess lie down on my back to get some
rest. Her cheek and chest clung to me
like a futon being aired out in the sun, and I carried on walking along the
road as she had informed me to.
She seemed fairly exhausted as
she didn’t wake up even as my back swayed.
While she was asleep, my mind
regained its freedom. Although it was
the perfect chance to have vulgar delusions, I wasn’t in the mood for any of it. I had to come up with countermeasures against
those Yesma hunters that we’ll eventually have to face.
They must be experts at
hunting Yesmas who have reached 16 years old and traveled towards the capital,
since they have that title. Naturally
then, their hunting ground will be near the outskirts of the capital. Yesmas may come from various locations, but
they’re all bound to pass through places near the capital, so it’s easier for
the hunters to be waiting somewhere there.
That must be why Jess surmised that this forest, located far from the
capital, was relatively safe. This was a
journey that became more and more dangerous the closer we got to our goal.
The Yesma hunters are
definitely going to check the places that Yesmas are likely to pass by, so
we’ll need to take the routes that Yesmas probably won’t use. Not to mention there’s the problem of the
silver collar, which acts as proof that a person is a Yesma since it’s
protected by magic and can’t be removed without lopping their head off. We’re going to need to cover up Jess’ collar
as soon as possible.
However, if our
countermeasures are only to this extent, any other slightly cleverer Yesma would have been able to come up with them as well, and the same goes for Yesma hunters. I felt that deciding on how to deal
with this problem in further detail was what was going to determine our fate.
The tools Jess has at her
disposal are her knowledge of history, and a pig that can think. Maybe a bit of money on hand as well. That’s about it.
We’ll need to make the most of
it to face our unreasonable destiny. And
once we’ve arrived safely at the capital, let’s interrogate this oh so great
king for an hour or so with questions such as: Why are you forcing Yesmas like
Jess to go through such a cruel ordeal?
Why don’t you let them to live peaceful lives? Are you satisfied with creating this kind of
society? Don’t you feel guilty?
My blood was boiling with a sense of duty like never
before, to the extent that my liver must’ve been cooked thoroughly as well, I’m
sure. I’ll do everything I can for the
sake of the girl sleeping on my back.
We still have time, so think, pig.
It took about two hours of walking before we arrived
at a small village. Though small log
cabins were neatly built along the narrow road, there were only a few them, and
people were sparse. The village appears
to have been built over the forest, as coniferous trees loomed over its
buildings from behind. Perhaps it was
for that reason that the village gave off a gloomy impression. Even though it was noon, it was still quite
dark thanks to the cloudy weather.
I woke Jess up and we entered the village.
(Jess, do you have a scarf, or something like one?)
She rummaged through her leather bag after hearing my
question.
“Erm… no. Why
do you ask?”
(That silver collar is the identity of a Yesma,
right? If you cover it up, you won’t be
seen as one, which should make you less of a target.)
“That’s certainly… true.”
Uh, is this actually going to be alright?
(You should still have some money, right? You didn’t end up buying the rista, so you
should have at least 200 gold.)
“Yes, thanks to your help.”
(A scarf shouldn’t be too expensive, yeah?)
“Yes, it’ll cost three or four gold at most.”
(How about we buy one then?)
“Okay!”
She seemed quite happy as she looked around.
“Ah, over there!
That’s a clothing shop. Let’s
go.” Jess said as she began walking
towards it.
I walked up to the storefront before stopping.
(Are you sure it’s fine for me to enter the store?)
“It’s fine. See?”
Just as she reassured me, a group of dirt-stained men
entered the store, along with a large white dog.
“Let’s head inside.”
Why did she look like she’s having fun? I wondered, as I followed her in.
The store interiors were made of light-colored wood,
and its lanterns emitted a pleasant warm light.
Although their selections didn’t have the vibrant colors found in modern
Japanese stores, they had a wide variety of clothes with their natural tones on
display.
─Look, they have scarfs!
Jess pointed at the shelf located by the window. Even someone as bad at fashion as I could
tell that was the scarf section, a coarsely made wooden bust with a scarf
around its neck was placed there.
─Which one do you think suits
me the most?
She looked at selection with sparkling eyes. It gave me the impression that she really was
just a sixteen-year-old girl.
(If it looks like you’re wearing something around your
neck at a distance, it might end up broadcasting to everyone that you’re a Yesma that’s trying to hide her collar.
So I think it’s better if you chose the one that’s closest to your skin tone.)
─Oh, yeah, you’re
right. Sorry…
She appeared to have come back to her senses and
started comparing her skin color with the fabric.
……
Ugh, unbelievable, this is why
otakus are so… Even though Jess was
enjoying herself, you just had to ruin the mood. What would you do if this happened to you…?
(Actually, wait.)
Let’s stop her first, then
come up with a justification.
(If you wear a scarf that’s
similar to your skin tone, then it’ll seem rather suspicious up close. I take back what I said earlier. Pick the one that suits you the most, Jess.)
─Is that so? Then please chose one for me, Mister Pig!
Hmph. Is it finally time to reveal my true worth as
a scrawny four-eyed shitty virgin who’s never had a girlfriend in his life
before? It’s time to use my extensive
knowledge of chino pants and plaid shirts to pick the most suitable scarf for
this sixteen-year-old blonde maiden.
(……)
─……
No matter which one I imagined
Jess in, they all seemed to suit her. Her
current outfit was an aqua blue dress. A
blue scarf wouldn’t stand out, even at a distance, but choosing the same color
is pretty tasteless. So that leaves…
(How about that light green
one? The one that has a bluish tint to
it.)
─This one? The one that has colors like a beautiful,
shallow lake?
Never in my life would I have been able to describe a color like that.
(Yeah.)
─How does it look? Does it suit me?
Jess brought the scarf to her
neck. Hm. I think it’s pretty nice.
(I think it looks good on
you.)
─Really? Thank you! Then I’ll go purchase it.
She cheerfully went to the back
of the store. After finishing the
checkout and returning, she led us back out the store. I got the feeling that the blonde lad with a
dog was looking at us.
Once outside, she immediately
wore her scarf.
It’s good that we got her a
scarf, but we were both hungry now, so we decided to stop by a traveler’s inn
during broad daylight. The inn appeared
to be the only one in this village. It
was a splendid looking building made of white stucco and dark wood. It even had a pub attached to it.
“Um, excuse me.”
In response to Jess’ call, a
fat lady around her fifties came out from the back of the inn. The lady had curly red hair and plump cheeks
that were just a bit flushed, giving us a cheerful impression.
“Oh my, good afternoon
missy. It must have been a lengthy trip,
you look tired. Oh, and you must be
hungry.”
“Yes, that’s right…”
“Celes! Prepare a steamed towel and a simple meal!”
“Okay, understood!”
The owner of that high-pitched
voice was a skinny blonde girl around the age of 12 or 13 who exited the
back. She was a Yesma with short hair,
large eyes, and thin lips, appearing even more vulnerable and delicate than
Jess.
Jess smiled and bowed towards
Celes, to which Celes lowered her head deeply before swiftly disappearing
inside.
“Missy, whether you’re
planning to cross the valley or get to Quiltli from here, it’ll be dark by the
time you reach the next town, so why don’t you stay the night? A meal’s 3 gold, and if you want to rest
here, that’ll be an additional 10 gold. I
can also provide food for your pig for 2 gold.”
“Then I will be in your
care. That adds up to 15 gold, right?”
Jess rummaged through her bag
and paid the bill.
In the meantime, Celes had
brought over a steaming hot brown towel.
“Here, please use this.”
Celes held the towel towards
Jess.
“You should wipe your face,
missy. The dirt’s ruining your pretty
face.”
“That’s… very kind of you,
thank you very much.”
Jess accepted the towel and
wiped her face while the innkeeper lady stared at her intently.
I observed the innkeeper’s
gaze as her actions seemed strange to me, but I failed to realize why until it
was too late.
Jess’ silver collar was
slightly visible from underneath the scarf while she wiped her neck. The innkeeper raised her eyebrows, as if to
say “good grief.”
“Did you come from Quiltli, Yesma missy?”
(Jess-)
I was about to warn her, but
Jess unguardedly responded “yes” while nodding.
A smile appeared on the
innkeeper’s face.
“I see, I see. Are you heading to the capital?”
“Yes, that’s correct.”
I felt Jess was acting too
carelessly, before being struck by a sudden realization. That’s right, she can read people’s
minds. If the innkeeper held any ill
will towards her, she would’ve been anxious.
With that said, I shouldn’t
overestimate Jess’ ability. She’s an
unbelievably good-natured person, so it’s possible that she wasn’t able to
grasp the other person’s motives. As a
matter of fact, when this otaku stood close to her and oinked while saying
“Jess-taso!” she accepted it with a smile.
I kept my guard up and surveyed our surroundings.
For exits, there’s the
entrance we came from, and the door that acts as the entryway to the pub. We should be able to get out using either of
them if anything were to happen. Judging
by the innkeeper’s physique, she shouldn’t be able to catch us. As for things we could use as weapons or
obstacles… My eyes suddenly landed on
something outrageous.
It was a Yesma collar. Two swords were adorned on the wall in a
cross shape, and the silver collar hung at the intersection as if it were
maintaining their positions.
If a silver collar can’t be
removed without decapitating the Yesma, that means…
(Jess, let’s get out of
here. Those swords on the wall have a Yesma collar on it.)
Noticing my words, Jess looked
at my face and turned her gaze towards the direction I was facing.
She then caught her eyes on
the two swords and silver collar.
I expected her to turn pale
and immediately prepare to escape, but…
─It’s okay.
She assured me, before turning
back to the innkeeper with a solemn expression.
“Whose… collar is that over
there?”
The innkeeper’s eyes were
tinged with sadness.
“That collar belonged to a Yesma named Ys. She… used to work here,
and is the predecessor of the girl from earlier, Celes.”
Woah, what’s going on?
“That’s unfortunate… When did she pass away?”
The innkeeper beckoned to
Jess, and led her to a seat at the bar. Not
able to follow the situation at hand, I slowly followed suit.
After sitting Jess down, the
innkeeper took a seat from across and gazed at Jess before continuing.
“Truth be told, Ys never set
out on her journey. That was five years
ago. We used to hide any Yesmas that
turned sixteen at a monastery.”
“Might it be the Bapsas monastery?”
The innkeeper’s eyes widened.
“So you know about it. Yes, this is the Bapsas village.”
“I see… Actually, I used to serve the Quiltlin
family… so when I heard that it happened not too far away from me, I remember
being shocked even though I was young at the time.
“Oh my, so you’re Quiltlin-sama’s Yesma? That’s quite
something…”
Celes brought over a plate of
rye bread, vegetables, and cheese, and a separate bowl filled with various
vegetables. The plate with the bread was
set in front of Jess, while the bowl that had vegetables only was placed in
front of me. When Jess smiled and
thanked her, Celes smiled awkwardly and bowed in return.
“Celes, this is Quiltlin-sama’s Yesma. Come have a seat.”
At the innkeeper’s request,
Celes sat down next to me. A pair of
fair and slender legs settled in in front of me. Their beautiful curves extended from their
thin Achilles heels to their soft-looking calves, and the back of their knees
were slightly pinkish. Oink oink.
I noticed Celes was looking at
me in surprise, and realized I shouldn’t be doing this, so I set about
meditating. Jess wasn’t the only person
able to read minds, it’s a trait of all Yesmas.
I’m just a pig, I’m just a
pig, I’m just a pig…
Jess took a small bite of the
bread and inquired, “Speaking of Bapsas, did Ms. Ys die due to the fire?”
“No, she was captured by Yesma hunters. I’m sure they must have
done terrible things to her before killing her…”
“Then that collar is…?”
“It was retrieved from the Yesma hunters by one of our huntsmen. He’s
the pride of this village, which is why we decorated it with a silver coat of
arms like so.”
“So that’s why…”
The conversation proceeded in
a direction I didn’t understand, but even if I couldn’t follow what they were
talking about, I knew for sure that that collar wasn’t something bad, but
instead helped put Jess at ease.
I’ve got nothing to do, so I
can only eat vegetables and wait. It
smells of dirt, but it’s not unpleasant.
I wonder if my tastes are assimilating to those of a pig?
I noticed Celes looking at me
strangely again and resumed meditating.
Grass is tasty, grass is
tasty, grass is tasty…
Their conversation continued
on for a while. Jess then brought up
that she would like to visit the monastery, as it was a rare opportunity and
she wanted to see it in person.
The innkeeper mentioned that
there was a clear spring around that area, and asked that I be washed there. In addition, since it was still during the
day, there wasn’t much work that needed to be taken care of, so she lent us
Celes as our guide. Once Jess finished
her meal, we left the inn and walked towards the monastery.
It seemed like the monastery
was located on the village outskirts, just up on a mountain. Jess, Celes, and a pig – this strange group
weaved its way up through the terrace.
“Um… Ms. Jess, is this pig
your friend?”
Celes, who was leading us from
the front, turned around and asked in a mystified tone.
“Yes. He’s actually a nineteen-year-old man.”
I’m a scrawny four-eyed shitty
virgin. Nice to meet you.
“Erm, a human…?”
“Right, it seems like he was
turned into a pig for some reason… We
were planning to ask a mage to change him back once we arrive at the capital.”
“Is that so…? He was looking at my legs and thinking about
various things, so I thought he was just a weird pig.”
Hearing that, Jess puffed out
her cheeks slightly and look at me.
“Jeez, Mister Pig sure is
fickle.”
I’m so sorry. From now on, I’ll live the rest of my life
only looking at Jess’ legs.
Jess chuckled. In her hands, she held a bouquet of
wildflowers that were picked from nearby.
As we made our way through the
terrace, Jess informed me about the Bapsas monastery.
It was said that the monastery secretly housing the Yesmas that turned
sixteen had suddenly burst into flames one night, with the cause still
unknown. The fire was so sudden that
many Yesmas were burned to death, and those that managed to escape ended up
disappearing as they were also attacked by Yesma hunters who seemed to have appeared
out of nowhere. That was what happened
five years ago.
When the situation came to light, it was an open rumor that people believed
this was divine punishment for the Yesmas who tried to escape their duty of
journeying to the capital. On the other
hand, the villagers who hid those Yesmas were spared from such
condemnations. The reason seems to be
that people naturally sympathized with the Yesma's ordeal, even if they were
just servants…
Jess said she wished to witness the place where such a major incident occurred
with her own eyes, and to pay her respects.
Once we arrived at the entrance to the mountain’s forest trail, Celes
explained that although it’s not visible from here, the ruins of the monastery
was just up ahead.
That’s when a clattering noise came from behind and we turned around.
A tall young man with short blonde hair was standing there. He looked around my age, maybe a little younger. He was an eye-poppingly handsome guy with
double lidded eyes and a straight nose. He
wore a pair of leather boots, a light beige trouser, an open collar white
shirt, and a celadon waistcoat. A wide
belt was fastened around his waist, from which two daggers hanged from.
“Where are you headed, Celes? It’s
dangerous for two girls to be going out alone.”
I immediately recognized him as the lad that was staring at us when we
bought the scarf at that store.
“Good afternoon, Mr. Nott.”
Celes bowed politely.
The unsociable-looking handsome guy called Nott pointed his finger at Jess.
“Celes, isn’t she the Yesma girl headed to the capital? Are you taking her to the monastery for
sightseeing?”
“Well, rather than sightseeing, it’s more like… going there to pay my
respects…”
Hearing Jess interject from the side, the handsome lad eyed the bouquet she
was holding. He then shifted his gaze up
towards her face and froze. His eyes
widened slightly, and his face turned red.
What are you, a
pubescent kid…? I know Jess is cute and
all, but to fall in love at first sight is pretty pathetic. Right, everyone? It’s impossible for someone to falling in
love with a girl that they’ve just met, isn’t it?
When Jess looked
back at the handsome pubescent lad, he furrowed his brows and turned away.
“So you’re
planning to pay your respects. That’s
fine, but it’s too obvious that your scarf is hiding your collar. Take it off.”
Asserted the annoying handsome lad.
“Um… but what else
could I do…?”
He approached the
bewildered Jess and took out a cream-colored cloth.
“Put this on. It’ll be difficult to tell apart from your
skin color from a distance.”
“Still… wouldn’t
that make it obvious when seen up close…?”
“It’s more
important that it’s not noticeable at a glance from far away. I’m not doing this for your sake. It’s because you could put Celes in danger as
well, so do as I say and wear this instead.”
“Who do you think
are you?” is what I’d like to say to him, but I was just a pig. All I could do was watch Jess take off her
scarf, and let this Nott guy brazenly wrap the piece of cloth around her collar
with his own hands.
How nice of him to
have prepared a cloth for wrapping around the collar, is what I thought at
first, but then I realized another possibility.
Right, there’s no reason for someone to be carrying that kind of cloth
around at all times. Besides, what’s
this guy’s purpose for coming all the way over here? Did he follow us all the way here after
seeing Jess buy a scarf at the clothing store?
Evidently having understood
my thoughts, Jess silently asked.
─Mister Pig, what should I
do…?
(This guy’s armed,
if we fight him head-on, we won’t win. In
that case…)
I stared at
Celes. She seemed to have realized my
intentions and trembled.
─Um, Mr. Nott is alright! He’s a very nice person, please trust me.
─Okay, I understand!
(Wait a second
there, Jess. How can you be so quick to
trust him?)
I retorted as I
peeped at Nott as he struggled to wrap the cloth around the collar. I couldn’t tell what this obnoxious and
overly familiar guy was thinking, but he didn’t seem dangerous.
(… To be fair,
it’s not nice to be suspicious of others.
Let’s keep my existence a secret, and I’ll keep an eye on him. If it looks like he might put Jess in danger,
I’ll let you know immediately. How’s
that sound?)
─Good idea, please do so.
(Could you please
cooperate with us, Celes-taso?)
─ ……
taso.
(If he seems trustworthy, I’ll reveal my true identity
right away, so can you please treat me like an ordinary pig for now, Celes?)
─If that’s the case, I
understand.
After responding, Celes turned to face Nott, but when
she saw him bring his face closer to Jess’ neck, Celes stiffly averted her
eyes. Jess saw this and her eyes
widened. Hm.
“That should be fine.
You’re headed towards the monastery, right? I’ll escort you. Let’s go.”
After saying that, Nott led the way with his daggers
rattling.
“Then let’s continue on.”
At Celes’ words, Jess and I followed along. I was in charge of the rear, and I climbed
the forest trail while ogling at Jess’ legs.
Although they were covered in dust, unlike Celes’, I still thought her
skin was beautiful. Perhaps it was
because she had gone through puberty, but Jess’ legs had softer outlines to
them compared to Celes’ slender legs. Both
are great, but frankly, I prefer Jess’.
With every step, her calf muscles periodically changed shapes. Her soft-looking skin expanded and contracted
according to her muscles. Nice. Very nice.
However, looking at it from the perspective of dynamic and functional
beauty, observing Celes’ legs would be fun too.
It might be easier to make out her muscle movements compared to Jess’.
─Um, Mister Pig, all your
thoughts will be leaked to Ms. Celes, so…
I reflected on it after being told by Jess. If two people are listening in on my
monologues, it’ll become like I really am a pervert. It’s pretty difficult to live in another
world.
We arrived at the Bapsas monastery. It seems like it was built on the side of the
mountain beside a steep cliff, like a wall-mounted shelf. I used “seems like” because the monastery was
so badly damaged that only the floor and some parts of the wall remained. It looked to have been built from stones, is a
fire enough to destroy it this badly?
“We’re here.
You… Come to think of it, I
haven’t heard your name yet.”
Jess bowed in response to Nott’s discourteousness.
“I’m Jess.
Pleased to meet you.”
“Sure. What’s
your plan for coming here?”
“Erm… I would
like to see the structure first. May I
go inside?”
“As you can see, it’s in a state where there’s no
walls left to collapse. There’s nothing
much to see, but suit yourself.”
“Thank you.”
I followed Jess into the ruins of the monastery. I didn’t notice it earlier because I was
focused on her legs, but she tied the scarf that was taken off by that guy on
her left wrist. It seemed like it might
get in the way, but as a fashion item, it was good. Having said that, it’s unfortunate that the
collar wrapped in cream-colored fabric looked so bad. That guy sure lacks fashion sense. Then again, I don’t have the right to say
that. It annoys me to say this, but he
has a handsome face, so he’ll look good no matter what he wears.
With her left hand on the collapsed stone wall, Jess
held the bouquet in her right hand to her chest and walked slowly in silence. There was nothing left of the monastery’s
ceiling. The walls were so destroyed
that I couldn’t tell what they were meant to look like. Char marks and scratches remained from what
must have been a fierce fire, but I had to wonder, did this monastery have that
many flammable objects to result in such a fire? Thinking about the fact that Jess’ kindreds
were burned here five years ago, I felt a crushing feeling in my chest.
Jess placed her bouquet on the corner of the wall,
knelt down, and prayed about something.
When we left the monastery, we found Celes and Nott
waiting for us.
“Are you finished?”
At Nott’s question, Jess looked around.
“Um, I was told there was a spring nearby…”
“What, are you going to take a bath?”
What are you hoping for, you lecherous pig?!
“No, I was thinking about washing Mister Pig…”
“Is that so?
It’s just over there. Come on.”
That’s when…
Nott stopped walking and pulled out two small red
ristas from his waistcoat pocket. Jess
and Celes also halted their steps. He inserted
a rista into each of his daggers’ hilt, then unfastened and gripped them.
What’s he doing?
Is he intending to kill Jess…? No,
if that was the case, he would have done so after making sure Celes isn’t with
us… but just in case…
Right as I dashed to in-between Jess and Celes, Nott
asserted, “Celes, don’t let Jess and her pig move away from here.”
He drew his daggers in the blink of an eye, thrusting
his left dagger into the ground and quickly swinging the dagger on his right.
A banging sound could be heard as fire and dust clouds
appeared in the distance. I focused my
eyes on there and spotted a hecklepon leaping back, nimbly avoiding the
flames. Just as it touched the ground, a
crescent-shaped flame shot out of Nott’s right dagger like an arrow.
Did he anticipate the direction of its jump?
The hecklepon followed up by leaping into the air like
a cricket, dodging the incoming flame.
Nott, in the meantime, drew his left dagger out from the ground and
dashed forward. He swung his left hand
towards a cliff and chased after the hecklepon.
The flames from his left dagger shattered the cliff
and rained down rocks and gravel on the hecklepon where it landed. Nott ran into the dust cloud and caught up to
the hecklepon in no time.
The last thing I could make out were two red blade
glints.
When the dust settled, I saw the hecklepon lying down
beside Nott. Its bald-looking head was sliced
off, and its black torso was slashed wide open.
This happened in the span of about 10 seconds.
Nott lowered his hands and casually walked back. His daggers glowed like flames and the
hecklepon blood dripping from the blades instantly evaporated. After the light subsided, the blades returned
to its original metallic luster and were sheathed.
With her eyes wide and hands over her mouth, Jess
stared at Nott.
“Sorry for startling you, I always kill a hecklepon
when I see one.”
Nott explained to Jess with a somber smile.
This guy is bad news, I thought to myself. According to Jess, hecklepons may look scary,
but they’re actually harmless; yet he seemingly took his anger out on them and
expertly killed one in an instant.
I had a friend that would undoubtedly kill a mosquito
if he spotted one. Come to think of it,
he said something along the lines of “first you stun the flying mosquito using
the wind pressure from a karate chop, then you stomp on it to make sure it’s
dead. Only an amateur would consider
squashing them by clapping their hands.”
He was able to sense the moment he got stung and would flatten the
mosquito clinging onto his skin the very next second. I believe he was prone to mosquito
bites. Hatred makes a person
stronger. I wonder if Nott also has some
sort of grudge against those harmless hecklepons.
Nott led us to the spring with a nonchalant look on
his face. It was about the size of a
ryokan’s large public bath. Clear blue
spring water welled up from below, constantly forming ripples on the surface.
Jess took out a small brush with stiff bristles from
her bag, walked barefoot into the spring, and brushed me with the clean
water. The current climate was like
summer in Japan, and the cool water was at just the right temperature, so it
felt very comfortable. Her brushing
techniques were also superb. Have any of
you ever had the experience of being buck naked and letting a sixteen-year-old
girl wash your body? I doubt it. That’s too bad. I mean, you’re not even on the level of a
pig.
─I have to thank you,
Mister Pig, for carrying me the entire time I was asleep.
Jess conveyed her thoughts and petted me.
(After all, we’re in this together.)
─I had to run away, so I
needed to pull Mister Pig along, but it’s different for Mister Pig because it
was so I could get some sleep…
(You’re wrong about that.)
─Is that so?
(I just wanted to be sandwiched between your soft
thighs, Jess.)
Jess giggled.
─Then I’ll treat that as
the reason.
Sensing a gaze, I looked at Nott. He was leaning against a tree and staring
absentmindedly at Jess. Wow, he’s being real
obvious with that.
While I was at it, I also took a glance at Celes. She appeared lonely as she stood a short
distance away from Nott and stared at him with a complicated look from the side. Once she noticed my gaze, she immediately
lowered her sights towards the ground.
Hm. I hope this
doesn’t cause any trouble for later.
By the time we returned to the inn, it was already
evening. In the end, Nott didn’t do
anything strange outside of killing a hecklepon. Celes rushed inside towards the inn’s kitchen
for work.
“Hey Jess, why don’t we have dinner together? You probably don’t have money anyway. It’ll be my treat.”
Nott asked casually while still outside the inn.
“That’s… very kind of you, but won’t Celes be mad
about it…?”
At Jess’ question, Nott frowned in confusion.
“Why would she be mad about us eating a meal
together? Come on, let’s head inside.”
Nott pushed open the pub door and entered. Jess lightly bowed her head and followed.
Sigh. If only I
could invite a girl out for dinner as naturally as this. Unfortunately, my odds against this handsome
lad are zero. As much as I’d like to get
in the way of this meal, I didn’t have that kind of right. So instead, I decided to dutifully act as a
pig and accompany them during their meal.
We entered the pub, and they sat down near the back in
a semi-private area facing each other. I
laid down next to Jess with my ears pricked up.
“Oh Nott, you came today?”
The innkeeper lady came by.
“Hey auntie, it’s been a while.”
“How did your hunt go?
Hope it went well.”
“It was good.
I’m sure we’ll be able to deliver the bear meat tomorrow.”
“I see, I see.
As expected of you. How about I
treat you to some hot pot then?”
“I’m looking forward to it. Oh, and
auntie, do you think you can treat Jess as well?”
In front of me, the innkeeper’s legs stretched outwards in dissatisfaction.
“You know we can let a Yesma that’s headed to the capital stay here for
long. I’m sorry, but I’m going to need
Jess to leave tomorrow morning… Is that
alright?”
“Yes. I was already planning on
departing for the capital tomorrow morning.”
“I see. In that case, it’s fine.”
“Nott, you should stick to hunting beasts.
Even I can tell what you’re thinking about.”
“Oh?”
“I mean, they look similar, don’t they?
I had the same feeling when I first met her too.”
“… Yeah yeah, drop it. Gimme some
beer.”
“For two?”
“… Hm, yeah make it for two.”
The innkeeper’s legs left, and after a while, Celes’ legs showed up. I heard the sound of two mugs being placed, but
before I had a chance to admire those pair of slender legs, Celes left without
a word.
“Ah, um… this is…?” Jess asked in
confusion.
“What, you’ve never had this before?”
“Yes, this will be my first time trying alcohol…”
“The beer here is
tasty. I’ll finish it for you if you
don’t like it, so give it a sip.”
“Okay, then I’ll
take you up on your offer.”
Clink, I heard the
sound of their toast. Aw, I haven’t had
a chance to drink before… A twenty-year-old ronin friend of mine once told me that beer tasted bitter, but I wonder
what beer in this world tastes like. It
wouldn’t be chilled, that’s for sure, and the brewing process is likely
different. I’m very interested in the
taste, but would it be okay for a pig to drink?
Although their livers aren’t functionally too different from those of
humans… I’ll need to also consider the metabolic enzymes present. Asians are more susceptible to getting drunk
than Europeans because of their genetics, and onions are toxic to some animals
even though they can be eaten by humans.
Thinking about it like that, it would be dangerous to gamble my life
away just for the sake of trying some beer…
>TL Note: A
ronin is someone who failed their entrance exam to their university of choice
and have to wait (and study) another year to try again.
If I didn’t occupy myself with such frivolous thoughts, I felt that my
heart wouldn’t be able to take it.
Jess seemed to enjoy the taste of beer, and after a while, their conversation
steered towards the topic of hecklepons.
“Why do you kill hecklepons, Mr. Nott?”
“They bring misfortune, that’s why I kill them.”
“You mean the people around here view hecklepons as bringers of misfortune,
right?”
“Yeah. Although that’s only been the
case as of recent years.”
“So that’s how it is…”
When Celes came by to serve food on the table, she brought some for me as
well. There were well-washed vegetables,
small apples, and some kind of steamed grains.
She clearly put care into making it acceptable enough for a human to
eat.
(Much appreciated.)
After I conveyed my thoughts, Celes-taso crouched down and met my
gaze. She was a girl of ephemeral beauty
– she had large eyes, thin lips, a childlike appearance, short blonde hair that
was smooth and fine, and smooth but delicate skin.
─That’s okay, it’s no
problem.
After petting me briefly, she returned to the kitchen. I had a much harder time being able to tell
what she was thinking about as compared to Jess.
“Right. Jess, is that pig your pet?”
Nott asked.
“Um… he’s my friend.”
“I see. You seem to cherish
him. Did you raise him for a long time?”
“No, not really, but… Mister Pig and I share the same destiny.”
“Destiny…? Well, that kind of stuff
does happen to you Yesmas.”
Yeah, I’m Jess’ partner, in
other words, someone who shares the same destiny as her. That’s why I should focus on my duties and
not encroach any further than that.
After that, I suppressed my
heart and continued eating.
“Um, I’m feeling a bit
sleepy…”
Jess commented. It looks like they finished their meal.
Nott stood up.
“Alright, then I’ll send you
off to your room.”
“That’s… Thank you.”
Jess got up and stumbled
briefly. Nott immediately supported her
shoulders without a word.
(Hey Jess, are you alright?)
When I asked her that
question, she looked at me and smiled.
─I’m fine. I’m feeling great.
(That’s not my point. This guy is-)
─Don’t worry, Mr. Nott
won’t attack me.
Jess allowed her shoulders be
lightly supported by Nott and walked towards the lodging. Since she said not to worry, I’ll trust her
and do just that.
I maintained a bit of distance
and followed them from behind. After
arriving in front of the room, Nott entered directly and laid Jess on the
bed. The room was tiny and plain, with
the only source of light coming from the moon outside the window. I decided to wait outside until Nott had left.
“Jess, can you keep me company
for a bit?” He asked while standing.
But he didn’t receive a reply.
“… Did you fall asleep?”
“Huh? … Um, I wasn’t sleeping, I just dozed off
slightly…”
“Alright.”
I couldn’t tell what he was
thinking as he stood motionlessly just inside the doorway.
Hey, you better not be getting
any strange ideas.
Right as I was about to snort
to hurry him along, Nott closed the door in my face from the inside. Gathunk.
It sounded like the door latch locking into place, and I was left out in
the hallway.
……?
I tried pushing the door open
with my nose, but the door was latched and wouldn’t open from the outside. I attempted it again, this time by charging
at the door, but it only made a loud noise.
I whimpered. Since the door
wouldn’t open, I listened carefully. It
was quiet.
(Je-)
As I was about to contact her,
Nott’s voice came from inside.
“-ss, lend me your chest.”
Followed by a creaking sound
from the bed.
Eh? … Hah?
My thoughts froze. Never before have I felt such an unpleasant
feeling from the pit of my stomach. It trembled
and burned as if it had caught a fever.
Not knowing what to do, I
backed away from the door. Right, I
don’t need to do anything. Jess is safe because
she made it clear that Nott wouldn’t attack her. Let’s believe in her. It’s better if I don’t stay here.
I dashed out the inn.
It was during the middle of
the night that the sound of a door opening woke me up.
After I got locked out, I hid
inside the bushes in front of the inn to keep an eye out for suspicious
individuals that entered.
About 30 minutes later, Nott
left the inn and disappeared into the darkness of the night, so I returned to
Jess’ room. Jess was sleeping peacefully
inside. I had no way of knowing what he
did, and to be honest, I didn’t want to think about what that bastard did to
her chest. As soon as I entered the
room, I curled up into the small crevice next to the bed and fell asleep.
My eyes regained focus, and in
the darkness, I quietly turned my head in the direction of the door, from which
the noise came from. Although it was
half open, no one entered. I heighted my
vigilance and wondered who opened the door.
─Sorry for waking you up,
Mister Pig.
It was Celes. I spotted her small face and slender neck on
the other side of the door as she peered at me.
(It’s pretty late, is
something up?)
─I have something to
discuss with you. Do you have some time
to spare?
(Sure. Where do you want to go?)
─How about outside?
(I don’t really want to leave
this place though…)
─It’s okay, we won’t be
far.
Celes brought me outside the
inn. Countless stars adorned the
sky. The forest surrounding the village,
in contrast, was enveloped in darkness that seemingly absorbed all light.
She sat down on the grassy
field, which seemed like a suitable place to talk, so I also laid down on the
ground next to her.
(What’s the discussion
about? Is it something I can help with as
a pig?)
She looked at me with an
inexplicable expression.
“Yes.”
(Tell me. I’ll do what I can to help.)
“… I want Mister Pig to reveal
his identity to Mr. Nott first thing in the morning tomorrow.”
That’s it? I thought.
(No problem, it’s not like
we’ll be returning to the village anyway.
But is there any reason why we’ll be paying him a visit tomorrow
morning?)
“No, we won’t have to visit
Mr. Nott. He will definitely come and
meet Ms. Jess in the morning.”
I was wondering why while thinking
back to what happened not too long ago. Nott
closed the door in my face and was alone with Jess. He asked Jess to lend him her chest and got
on the bed. I thought he was a sensible
guy, but he might have forced himself onto Jess while I wasn’t looking…
Celes gave me a blank stare
for a while. I looked back at her. Her large eyes seemed to reflect the stars above. On closer inspection, I saw a small bead
forming in the corner of her right eye. The
tear glistened under the moonlight.
Before I knew it, tears flowed
from her eyes and ran down her cheeks.
(Hey… what’s wrong?)
I was at a loss, seeing this
twelve or thirteen-year-old girl tear up.
“Sure enough… Mr. Nott sees
Ms. Jess…”
And then Celes began
crying. She hugged me from above while I
was under confusion. Her thin breast
bone pressed against my back, and her sobbing continued ceaselessly.
Ah, I see. The contents of my imagination were broadcasted
to Celes. Maybe I should’ve hid them
from this love-struck young girl.
“I’m already thirteen.” Celes informed me while crying.
(Celes, do you like Nott?)
I felt her nodding on my back
in response to my question.
“I know that as a Yesma, and
as a child, I don’t have those rights.
But…”
She finally pulled herself away
from me.
“But I don’t want Mr. Nott to
go.”
(What do you mean by not
wanting him to go?)
“Mr. Nott intends to go to the
capital with Ms. Jess.”
“…What?”
“Mr. Nott intends to become
Ms. Jess’ chavillon.”
“Chavillon? Wait a minute, what are you talking about?”
Celes explained with tears
streaming down her eyes and nose, “Legend has it that Yesmas who were able to
enter the capital safely all met a certain condition. That condition is having a brave and wise companion
known as a chavillon… But it’s said that
the chavillon will always disappear alongside the Yesma… forever.”
Now I get it. Has Nott made up his mind about abandoning
his current life and traveling to the capital with Jess? The capital that’s isolated from the rest of
the world with no way out. Celes doesn’t
want that, so she wants me to reveal my true identity and tell him that we
don’t need another companion.
“You also don’t want Mr. Nott to
become her chavillon, right? Because
Mister Pig-”
Don’t say it.
“Because Mister Pig, you like
Ms. Jess.”
Her words stabbed at this
otaku pig’s heart.
(… Even if I like her, the
world of adults is very complicated. The
innkeeper lady said you’ve been working here since around five years ago,
right? It must have taken quite some
time for you to fall in love with Nott.
In that case, isn’t that fine? I
think it’s something wonderful, it’s a love that deserves to be fulfilled.)
“Is Mister Pig’s wish not
worth fulfilling?”
(It’s not.)
“Why not?”
(Jess and I just met
yesterday. She was kind to me, so I egotistically
developed feelings for her. That’s all
there is to it. I’m just a pig, so it’s
too selfish of me to claim Jess is mine.
She’s nice to everyone. She’s
someone that’s willing to do her best for others. She’s not someone that belongs to me. That’s only natural, of course.)
It’s also because of Jess’s compassion
towards everyone that I forgave Nott. Her
warmth wasn’t something only directed at me.
Regarding this matter, there wasn’t anything for me to say at this
point. It’s not like I’ve been a virgin
for nineteen years for nothing.
I heard a snorting sound
nearby and realized it was from my own rough breathing. What am I getting so agitated for? Settle down.
While I regulated my
breathing, Celes looked at me in the eyes.
“But Mister Pig would hate it
if Mr. Nott became her chavillon, right?”
(Maybe so. But I can’t let my feelings get in the way of
her travels.)
“Eh? But then…”
Her large eyes began to water
again.
(Calm down, don’t worry. I’ll reveal my identity tomorrow for Celes’
sake.)
“I see… Thank you.”
She rubbed her eyes with her
hands and stared at the starry sky.
“But even if I do my best for
however many years, I feel like I won’t beat Ms. Jess. After all, they’ve only met for less than a
day and…”
(That’s not true at all. Celes is also a very attractive woman. So charming in fact, that if I was a human, I
might have pushed you down right now.)
“Um, that’s a bit…”
She was put off by what I
said. It’s a misunderstanding, a
misunderstanding I tell you!
“… Are you into younger girls,
Mister Pig?”
(No, that was just a slip of
the tongue. Please disregard it.)
Celes laughed modestly. It was my first time seeing it, and it was
very cute.
“But I know I’m no match for
Ms. Jess, because she resembles her.”
Resemble who? I was about to ask, before a memory
resurfaced.
─I mean, they look similar, don’t they? I had the same feeling when I first met her
too.
The innkeeper lady said
something similar back then as well. Who
does Jess look like? In this context, it
would have to be a woman who was close to Nott.
Was she someone he yearned for, or perhaps an ex-lover?
It finally clicked for
me. Does everyone know the answer to
this?
─Sorry for startling you, I always
kill a hecklepon when I see one.
Nott’s persistent killing
intent towards heckpons.
─You mean the people around here view hecklepons as
bringers of misfortune, right?
─Yeah. Although
that’s only been the case as of recent years.
Based on that conversation, it
could be understood that Nott’s hatred towards hecklepons began a few years
ago.
What happened a few years ago?
─That was five
years ago. We used to hide any Yesmas that turned sixteen at a monastery.
─Might it be
the Bapsas monastery?
The tragedy of the Bapsas monastery. Because of the fire and hunters, many Yesmas lost their lives.
One of their collars was
adorned at the inn.
─It was
retrieved from the Yesma hunters by one of our huntsmen. He’s the pride of this village.
From the conversations with
the innkeeper and Nott, we can infer that the huntsman is Nott. He was quite skilled in killing the
hecklepon. He should be considered an
excellent huntsman, even in this world.
It stands to reason that he would therefore be the pride of the
village. Everything lines up too well to
be a coincidence.
In other words…
Was Nott in love with Ys, the Yesma who died five years ago?
I think that’s the case.
Nott fell in love with Ys, the Yesma who worked at the inn, when he was younger. When she turned 16, she chose not to depart
for the capital and instead lived at the Bapsas monastery. However, when the monastery burned down, she
was killed by the Yesma hunters.
Hecklepons must have gathered there or something, which led to them
being regarded as a sign of misfortune to the village, and why Nott began
harboring murderous intent towards them.
Eventually, he would take back Ys’ collar from the hunters…
Looking at it this way, the
information I’ve gleaned thus far fits perfectly.
“Mister Pig’s intuition is
very sharp. That’s correct, Mr. Nott was
in love with the person called Ms. Ys. Although
in the end, that love didn’t come true…”
(Have you ever met Ys?)
“No, I’ve only seen a picture
of her. Mr. Nott always wears a glass
pendant with her on it.”
(He sure is devoted.)
Even though he crawled into
Jess’ bed.
“Yes. And a part of Mr. Nott’s dagger hilts are
made from Ms. Ys’ bones. As long as his will
persists, their flames will continue to burn ristas and cut down foes.”
Instead of
devotion, perhaps it’s more akin to obsession.
Was it the flames of hatred that killed that hecklepon?
(I see.)
“There’s no place in Mr. Nott’s heart for me.”
Celes stared at the ground, and I decided to change
the subject.
(Hey, do you know why hecklepons started being called bringers
of misfortune?)
“… I think it’s just as you guessed. I heard that hecklepons started appearing
frequently near the monastery not long before the fire incident. They don’t seem to have caused any harm, but…
the villagers have since come to view them as bringers of disaster.”
(Ah. Thanks.)
“… Now then, shall we head back?”
(Yeah.)
While I stared at Celes’ legs, we returned inn. Just before the entrance, I stopped her.
(Celes, just one more thing.)
She turned around and crouched down to look at me.
“Okay, please go ahead.”
(Can you wait for us at the pub tomorrow morning? I’d like your help in persuading him.)
“Understood. Of
course I’ll help.”
(I’m counting on you.)
“Let me take you back to your room.”
Just like that, Celes saw me off at Jess’ room.
Now that I was alone, I could finally formulate a
plan.
Although we’ve only been together for a short period
of time, I feel like I have an adequate understanding of Jess’ thought
process. Given that she’s aware of
Celes’ love, I expect she would firmly refuse Nott’s accompaniment, even if I
wasn’t in the picture.
What I need to be thinking about is how to convince
Jess.
I woke up to the sound of a bed creaking, and with
bleary-eyes noticed the light of dawn streaming through the window.
“Um, Mister Pig, it’s morning already.”
Jess lightly tapped my back.
(Mm… it’s morning already?)
“About last night… um… sorry.”
(Sorry for what?)
My choice of words were a little spiteful.
“Uhm… After dinner, I fell asleep as soon as I got
back to our room… and I think I left Mister Pig alone. Even though you were willing to accompany me,
I’m really sorry.”
(Don’t let it bother you. You were tired, so it couldn't be helped.)
“Are you mad after all?”
Jess got out of bed and faced me. Although her dress was wrinkled, they weren’t
particularly disorderly.
(Why should I be angry? As long as Jess gets a good night’s sleep,
I’ll be satisfied. How are you
feeling? Does your head… or body hurt
anywhere?)
She had a puzzled look on her face, but soon smiled.
“I’m good. I’m
in tip-top shape.” She replied while performing
a guts pose.
(Is that so…
Then let’s have breakfast and head out.)
We entered the pub and saw one other customer
there. It was Nott. The handsome blonde bastard with bed-hair was
asleep while sitting cross-legged, his head was against the window and his
mouth was wide open.
When Jess received her breakfast from the kitchen, she
sat a distance away from him as to not disturb him. I noticed Celes glancing at me from the
kitchen from time to time.
If I don’t wake Nott up here… The thought briefly crossed my mind, but I resolved
myself and sneezed on purpose.
“Puhgachoo!”
An indescribably unpleasant sound shook through my
nose. There was a rattling sound as Nott
was jolted awake.
He rubbed his eyes and looked in our direction. Jess turned her head, and their eyes met.
“Ah… good morning Mr. Nott.”
Without responding, Nott got up slowly and walked over
here.
He then sat down in the seat next to Jess.
“Hey, Jess.”
Nott cleared his throat.
“I thought about it for a bit, but how about, um, I
join-”
“Um!”
Celes ran over here and interrupted Nott.
“Mr. Nott, I have something to tell you.”
“Celes… what is it?”
“Mister Pig is a human.”
Nott was left stupefied. Celes, that was a terrible attempt at
persuasion.
“What did you say about the pig?”
“The pig that is with Ms. Jess is actually a human on
the inside. Isn’t that right?”
I heard Celes’ voice say “Please speak” inside my
head.
(Uh, morning.)
I looked at Nott and conveyed those thoughts, to which
he stared at me in bewilderment.
“Was that you?”
It seems like the Yesma's ability can also be used
like a router.
(That is correct.
I am the pig.)
“That seems suspicious. How about you do a jump.”
I immediately jumped, which led to Nott’s face
instantly reddening.
(How’s that? Do
you believe me now?)
“You… Since
when…?”
(I’ve been watching you ever since we first met
yesterday. Even after you gave Jess a
drink.)
He looked at me dumbfounded with his ears bright red.
Celes then said desperately, “Ms. Jess already has a
chavillon, so-”
(So that’s why I have a request for you, Nott.)
“What is it?”
(Could you come with us to the capital?)
“Eh?”
Both Celes and Jess raised their voice at the same
time.
“What’s the big idea?”
I answered Nott’s question while trotting about.
(Your swordsmanship and achievement in retrieving the
collar from the Yesma hunters. In order
for Jess to reach the capital safely, I believe you’re necessary. So please, can you accompany us just up until
we reach the capital? You came here
intending to do just that anyway, right?)
He seemed to be trying to figure out what’s going on
and kept his mouth shut.
“Mister Pig… this is different from what you
promised.”
Celes looked at me, terribly confused.
Jess then spoke, “Um, I’ll be fine without Mr. Nott
because Mister Pig is with me.”
(Do you really think so? I know the both of us combined were able to
handle that scar-faced man, but he had difficulty walking and had no weapons or
skills to speak of. Not to mention I was
badly wounded. If we continue our
journey as is, there’s no guarantee that we’ll be fine if we get attacked again.)
Jess became silent.
─But Ms. Celes will be…
She conveyed those words to me without saying them.
I looked at Celes.
(Celes, there aren’t any other customers around, so
how about you tell him your true feelings?)
“Eh? But…”
(What’s the matter?
If you don’t tell Nott right now, he’ll be gone.)
─Mister Pig, Ms. Celes
also has her own reasons.
(I know. After
all, I heard it from her directly last night.)
Nott frowned and watched our exchange.
“What’s going on, Celes?”
“Um… I…”
Give it your all, Celes. There’s no other way out of this.
“I don’t want Mr. Nott to go, because… I like you”
She revealed a girly expression that Nott had not seen
before.
Ah, how enviable.
I also want to live a life where I get confessed to by a cute girl like
this.
I doubt I’ll ever get that kind of chance in my
lifetime.
“Celes, you…”
Nott blushed.
Five years ago, he was probably around the same age as Celes.
“I know I don’t have the rights to say this. I know Mr. Nott doesn’t think much of
me. But even so, I don’t want you to leave. My heart aches when I think about you leaving
with Ms. Jess and never being able to see you again…”
(I won’t let that happen.)
Sorry for interrupting you two, but I have to say this
first.
(I’ll make sure to send Nott back to this village
before we enter the capital. After all,
he needs to be Celes’ chavillon when she turns sixteen. The only one who’ll disappear with Jess is
me.)
Celes looked in my direction.
“Can you promise me?”
(Yeah, of course.)
“Then… I don’t have any reason to keep Mr. Nott here.”
(So she says.
What about you, Jess?)
“If… Mister Pig says it’s necessary, then I would like
for Mr. Nott to accompany us.”
(Well Nott, all that’s left is your decision.)
“… What, so are you asking me to escort you two for
free?”
He was furious.
This huntsman glared at me as if he was fed up.
(Were you expecting something in return? It’s to protect Jess. There’s no other reason.)
Nott clicked his tongue.
“Why should I have that kind of obligation?”
(Are you okay with Jess being killed by those Yesma hunters? Do you plan on retrieving her
collar and making another blade with her bones?)
His eyes widened.
“You…”
(A man doesn’t go back on his words. You came all the way here intending to
accompany Jess, didn’t you? Even with a pig
in the way, I hope that you’ll act on what you set out to do. Please.
I beg you, don’t let Jess die.)
Nott kept silent for some time. He frowned as he stared at the ceiling, then
at the collar on the wall, before finally at me.
“Alright. You
better not regret it, stupid pig.”
After we paid the innkeeper for our breakfast, Jess,
Nott, and I departed from the village.
Celes saw us off at the front of the inn.
When parting, Jess told her, “I’ll make sure to return
Mr. Nott. Goodbye.”
(Celes, you’ve helped me out a lot. Take care.)
I said to Celes as she petted me.
“I hope your wish comes true as well, Mister Pig.”
She whispered to me with a smile.
We left the inn with Celes exaggeratedly waving her
small hand.