How Dare You Attack My Support! Chapter 8

How Dare You Attack My Support! ch8

Translator: Jhinny

Proofreader: Marcia

Editor: Ayszhang

chapter 8

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Chapter 8

Though Qiao

Yanzhou won his lane in this game, he feels that it was not as smooth

and easy as having that godly player around.

Qiao Yanzhou is playing Annie who is facing a champion named

Cassiopeia, also known as the Serpent. Cassiopeia deals a huge amount

of damage with shorter cooldown timers and a longer attacking range

than Annie.

However, the

enemy, Cassiopeia, did not manage to gain an edge in the laning phase

as her immobility allowed Qiao Yanzhou’s Annie to gain 10 more CS

than she.

After casting

four abilities, Annie will be able to stun the enemies for one second

when triggering the fifth.

Qiao Yanzhou,

seeing that he is winning in CS, makes a quick calculation on his

cooldown time and number of abilities used. He gets ready to stun the

Serpent with a combo of abilities so that, even if he does not kill

her, he can reduce her health enough to make her recall to the base.

This will result in Cassiopeia missing out on one minion wave

allowing Qiao Yanzhou to gain additional gold to build a secondary

item. Annie’s advantage during the laning phase gradually snowballs

in this manner.

Qiao Yanzhou rubs

his hands as he plans for victory.

However, change

is the only constant.

Just as Qiao

Yanzhou is planning to stun Cassiopeia after killing the last minion,

the allied jungler calls for a gank at the mid lane.

Qiao Yanzhou

welcomes the gank since having a kill is always better than winning a

few minions. But little did he expect that the jungler would appear,

triggering his skill Q and hitting the siege minion that Qiao

Yanzhou wants…

“FUCK! MY

CANNON!!” Qiao Yanzhou yells. But he can do nothing to save that

minion as well as bagging that gold.

At the same time,

the streaming chat window is focusing on a different issue…

Anonymous 1:

what has the cannon done wrong to make u want to fuck it

Anonymous 2:

he… even the cannon…

Anonymous 3:

hi im the cannon

For a moment, Qiao Yanzhou feels his world has darkened. But he

hurriedly signals the jungler, who has missed his ability, to quickly

leave his lane. He is now unable to stun his opponent, and if his

jungler continues to stay in lane and shares the experience points,

he may be one level below his enemy for the rest of the game. If that

happens, the game will be difficult to win.

But this jungler

seems to have lost his mind as he flashes under the turret after

casting another ability.

The enemy mid

laner sees the jungler pouncing on him like a mad dog and hastily

retreats. The jungler casts a third ability where he unfortunately

tunnels behind the enemy turret. Without any minion waves, the “mad

dog” dies after taking two turret shots.

“What a pro

jungler.” Qiao Yanzhou claps as he watches the jungler display a

series of brain-dead mechanics. “He actually takes a minion, misses

three abilities, flashes and dives the turret and dies as first

blood… Wow, what a pro.”

Though Qiao

Yanzhou was betrayed by his own teammate, he does not say anything in

game. Everyone makes mistakes, and he just needs to be careful later.

But to his surprise, the jungler starts flaming like a lunatic.

FlowerPrince

(Rek’Sai): mid u blind? Idiot

WTF? He takes

gold and experience points from my minion, feeds the enemy first

blood under their turret, and he is now calling me an idiot?!!

Qiao Yanzhou is

triggered. Though he does not flame in game, he is not to be

underestimated. He will torment this jungler in his own way.

A smile creeps

across Qiao Yanzhou’s face as he plans to give the jungler a hard

time in this game.

Qiao Yanzhou

recalls to the base and walks back to the mid lane after getting his

items. Seeing that the opponent, Cassiopeia, is missing, he pushes

the minion wave and informs his team of a missing enemy. Thereafter,

he clears the raptors camp that is near the mid lane which has just

respawned.

FlowerPrince

(Rek’Sai) signals to be careful!

FlowerPrince

(Rek’Sai) signals to be careful!

FlowerPrince

(Rek’Sai): mutherfucker y ru taking my camps!

Satisfied, Qiao

Yanzhou walks back to his lane and continues farming as if nothing

has happened.

Seeing the mid

laner’s attitude, the jungler becomes even more furious. He hurries

from the top side of the jungle to the mid lane intending to steal a

minion wave from Qiao Yanzhou.

Unfortunately,

the enemy mid laner suddenly appears from a bush. She casts her skill

R which stuns the allied jungler who is dashing towards the mid lane

like a raging bull. Cassiopeia then releases clouds of poison that

make him see stars while Qiao Yanzhou watches and strolls around.

The enemy

jungler, Nunu, appears from another bush. A ball of ice from Nunu,

together with Cassiopeia’s poison, reduces more than half of the

allied jungler’s health. Cassiopeia then bags the kill after

launching two poisonous fangs.

The enemy must be

feeling puzzled at the situation – the mid laner was just nearby

yet they were able to kill the jungler without any difficulty.

Qiao Yanzhou was

wandering around with no intention to save his jungler. He did not

waste a single ability for that fight, and even danced around the

jungler’s dead body by pressing Ctrl + 1, 2, 3, 4.

Hmph, take my

minion, and I’ll sing and dance over your dead body.

FlowerPrince

(Rek’Sai): mid u mfking piece of shit

Tsk, won’t

he ever learn? Qiao Yanzhou frowns and clears the top side jungle

camp of three murk wolves.

Now, the allied

jungler is already two levels behind the enemy jungler thanks to Qiao

Yanzhou’s effort.

But Qiao Yanzhou

is not doing it blindly. He pulled this prank on his jungler after

seeing that the bot lane and top lane were doing well, and he was

also winning his own lane.

However, nobody

can predict what will happen if this jungler ganks all three lanes in

such a careless manner.

This jungler

is really… protecting his enemies while stabbing his own teammates.

Regardless, Qiao

Yanzhou does not respond to his flaming and focuses on winning the

mid lane.

Since he already

has two kills, the enemy mid laner is now a pain in the neck. Even

with phenomenal positioning, it’s unavoidable to receive a blow or

two and that will already cost half of his health.

Suddenly, the top

laner sends a signal.

OnceUponATime

(Jarvan IV) is on the way!

Oh! Things

will be much easier if the top laner comes for a gank!

Qiao Yanzhou

feels confident as he knows that the top laner has solo killed his

opponent twice.

He gets ready for

his stun upon casting the fourth ability as he continues farming. The

top laner hides in the bush near the mid lane and finds out that the

enemy did not ward the river.

Here’s our

chance!

Qiao Yanzhou

stuns the enemy mid laner and misses one siege minion. But he does

not mind as killing the enemy with two kills gives more gold than a

siege minion.

Once Jarvan IV

sees that the enemy mid laner is stunned, he flashes and casts his

skill R on the enemy, locking her within the circle of terrain that

it creates. Meanwhile, Qiao Yanzhou triggers his Ultimate skill and

summons her pet monster. When the enemy mid lane is almost dead, the

allied jungler suddenly appears from nowhere wanting to steal the

kill.

The top laner

sees through his intentions and takes the kill with his skill Q, and

Qiao Yanzhou only manages to get an assist from the kill.

But that’s

better than having the jungler take the kill.

FlowerPrince

(Rek’Sai): fuck u two retards

OnceUponATime

(Jarvan IV): u mean I can take ur top jungle camps?

FlowerPrince

(Rek’Sai): fuck off

Shortly

afterwards, Qiao Yanzhou sees Jarvan IV clearing the jungle camps

near the top lane…

He can hardly

contain his laughter.

BoatIdlingBy

(Annie): y ru always flaming? u hv no friends?

BoatIdlingBy

(Annie): ur parents dnt love u?

BoatIdlingBy

(Annie): unhappy with ur sex life?

Qiao Yanzhou

clears the murk wolves camp as he types on and leashes the red buff

for the bottom lane ADC.

BamBamBi

(LuLu): hahahhahahahha

The allied

support laughs while the jungler goes all silent. The allied ADC

joins in.

RedHotChiliPepper

(Kalista): annie come get this kill while jg is not here

BoatIdlingBy

(Annie): thank u sir!

Qiao Yanzhou

hurries to the bottom lane. He is not being greedy here, but if he

does not get a few more kills and build more items, it will be

difficult for his champion, Annie, to win the enemy mid laner later

in the game.

Qiao Yanzhou

walks along the river and hides near the fork to the bottom lane

waiting for his chance to attack.

Two long spears

are already piercing through the body of the enemy ADC, and once

Kalista sees that the mid laner is ready, she casts her skill E

which pulls out the spears from the enemy. The allied support fires a

magic bolt towards the enemy ADC to reduce its movement speed, but

the attack is blocked by the enemy support.

Qiao Yanzhou

seizes the chance and flashes in towards the enemy support. The enemy

ADC wants to save his support, but little did he expect that it was

only a distraction. Qiao Yanzhou casts a stun on the ADC instead

which was ready while he was on the way to the bottom lane.

Yet the enemy

support has not given up on Qiao Yanzhou and continues his attack.

Seeing that Qiao Yanzhou is going to be killed by the support and the

turret, the low-health ADC hurries over and uses the heal spell,

saving Qiao Yanzhou.

The allied ADC

gets greedy after recovering some health and deals two auto-attacks

to the enemy support. The allied support takes the cue and flashes in

with her skill R. As the enemy support is now one hit away from

death, the ADC pulls out the spears from the support with skill W and

takes the kill.

This team

fight isn’t too bad.

BoatIdlingBy

(Annie): thx bro

RedHotChilliPepper

(Kalista): np pls come again~

Qiao Yanzhou

walks with satisfaction towards mid lane and sees the jungler quietly

hitting the krug camp.

Qiao Yanzhou sees

that his skill R is ready and casts it on the monsters, taking the

whole jungle camp that the jungler was painstakingly trying to kill.

FlowerPrince

(Rek’Sai): fuck u

BoatIdlingBy

(Annie): seems like u nvr learn

FlowerPrince

(Rek’Sai): I dare u to 1v1 me after this game

Hah! What a

joke.

Speaking of

one-versus-one, Qiao Yanzhou is not afraid of facing anyone in this

rank. Not forgetting the garbage mechanics the jungler displayed

earlier, Qiao Yanzhou feels that if he does not make him sit down and

bark, he will be sorry to his mother whom the jungler cursed earlier.

BoatIdlingBy

(Annie): sure, but dont u accuse me of bullying a kid later

Author’s Notes:

Winning lane (in

gold and items): It means that your creep score is higher than the

opponent’s in your lane. (Farming means to gain gold and experience

points from killing the minions. It’s the main source of income in

game.)

Stealing minion

waves: It means to clear the minion wave of the lane that is not

yours, such as a bottom laner taking minion waves at the top lane.

1v1: Two players

face off in a game, one-versus-one. Most 1v1 games do not go all the

way to the Nexus. The player who takes the first tower, or the first

to reach 100 in creep score, or who kills the opponent, wins.

Chapter 9