Chapter 5

### Chapter 5: How to Steal the Hero's Woman (4)

"Hmph, what a racket."

"…."

The old woman's curse silenced the bustling villagers instantly.

Everyone quietly stared at the old woman.

The shabbily dressed old woman sat in a chair in the corner, leaning forward with her cane.

The village chief spoke up.

"What, what's this again? Huh?"

"Talking about old times, and now you're cursing like this…."

"Well… really. Here we go again."

The village chief shook his head as if giving up.

The old woman, who looked like the eldest in the village, began to scold the others.

"Hero? You fools… You can live like this now because you're useful. Once you're no longer needed, you'll all be treated like manure for livestock!"

"Hey, old lady! Are you crazy? What if someone else hears you!"

"Let them hear! Damn brats!"

Everyone murmured and exchanged glances.

- Sigh, someone called her again.

- That's why… Whenever the hero is mentioned, she gets like this….

- She's been like this ever since her son did something wrong….

Bang!

The old woman, who caught someone whispering, stood up and slammed her cane on the ground.

"My son would never do such a thing!!"

With her angry outburst, everyone fell silent.

The trembling old woman, leaning on her cane, approached the front door of the house.

"Damn, you'll all have your turn too."

With that, the old woman opened the door and left with difficulty.

As soon as the old woman left, the villagers began to murmur again.

***

I followed the old woman.

The old woman crossed the outskirts of the village and went outside.

Even though the village was known for its safety, it was pitch black outside at night.

"Let's follow…"

"Huh? What's going on here?"

"Huh?"

It was the vigilante group I met earlier.

"Ah, hello. The old lady went out alone at this hour…."

"Oh… She lives outside the village…."

"Really? She's not from the village?"

"Well…."

From their explanation, I learned that after her family died, she lived alone and isolated outside the village.

"I tried to persuade her to come back, but it didn't work. She's been living outside the village for a long time…."

"See. I'm worried about her going out alone, so can I follow her and come back?"

"Huh? Really? Her place is outside the village, but there are no wild beasts here, so it's not that dangerous."

For an outsider to suddenly be worried about someone living outside the village on the first day?

It was suspicious, but I had a reason.

"…Thinking of my grandmother."

"Ah! That, that's right! Then go! Here, this is a mana stone. You won't be able to go in the dark without it. Take it!"

"Thank you…."

I gratefully took the mana stone and headed towards the old woman.

And I heard the vigilante's words from behind.

- Wow, so considerate. I'm starting to like you….

I heard a voice in my head. (The vigilante's affection increased by 30.)

Shit….

***

I arrived at a small shack where the old woman was presumed to live.

There were scattered items around.

"Is anyone there?"

"Who is it?"

The old woman, whom I had seen earlier, came out of the shack, leaning on her cane.

The old woman's condition, dressed in shabby clothes, looked much worse than from a distance.

"Hello. I just arrived in this village…"

"Leave this village quickly."

"…."

What, are these people all NPCs?

This is the umpteenth time I've been told to leave….

'Goddamn, they all want me to leave….'

[It's best to hear her out.]

I composed myself and spoke.

"Can I ask why?"

"…If you don't want to die, leave quickly."

With that, the old woman went back into the shack and didn't come out.

***

As the sun completely set, I went to the village chief's house and asked for a place to stay.

I gave him another fake item.

How far does the village chief's greed go….

In exchange, I agreed to receive meals and a place to stay during my stay.

He gave me a room in a corner of the first floor.

I found out who the hero's woman is.

His sister.

He was a complete lunatic.

But in this world, it wasn't a big issue.

According to Armonia's information, in this world, marriage between siblings is not a problem.

Also, the person was very different from the hero in the game I thought of.

He was a siscon, and the villagers were afraid of him.

The old woman's words also bothered me.

But the biggest problem was not that.

"Really, I have no motivation…."

[Can I ask what the problem is?]

"Just that the women in reality are not great."

Today, as I walked around the village, I realized that the women here were no different from the women in the place I lived.

The occasional perverts looking at me with lecherous eyes was a bigger problem….

They didn't even give me a slight thrill, let alone raise my expectations.

Do I have to struggle to get such women?

"Playing the same adult game again would be better…."

[If you gather enough Enel, you can buy a good work…]

"Ugh… Do I really have to do that…."

I pretended to talk to myself through the communication.

'I will definitely sleep with Armonia someday.'

[…I hope you achieve the level of success that will make that day come.]

Despite everything, hearing those words was exciting.

I was really surprised. Can you read my mind?

My first love.

I've never forgotten her.

No matter how many adult games I played, after they ended, I always thought of her.

I smiled and said.

"She was the protagonist of the first adult game I played."

[….]

What expression is Armonia making right now?

I really want to see it.

"I really liked her…. Now I can't meet her."

[…. Why?]

I don't really want to ask, but…

"It was the floppy disk era. My crazy sister sold my 486 laptop, which I left behind while I was in the military, saying it looked retro. I'll kill that bitch someday…."

[….]

I'm not joking, but just thinking about it makes me want to pour acid down her throat.

My first love, Philia.

I'm so sorry.

"I only played that game a few hundred times. It's one of the few 10-point games."

I opened my laptop once a week to see Philia.

I always adjusted the humidity to prevent it from breaking and tried to fix the parts myself.

After the internet era opened up, I could have played it again, but I didn't.

The Philia I loved wasn't just anyone.

My 486 laptop, which contained everything.

The Philia I truly loved was there.

Due to my mistake, I couldn't protect her, and I decided to keep Philia in my heart.

After that, to avoid such regrets, I became a person who plays adult games coldly.

"Armonia."

[Yes.]

"Thank you."

[For what?]

"For giving me time to think about Philia after so long…."

[….]

Armonia, who was at a loss with my sincere gratitude, is really adorable.

I can feel it.

Armonia's….

Not really….

I can feel something in the silence.

"Well, anyway, I should start looking for that Viola girl tomorrow. Should I go to sleep?"

[Good night…]

Rustle. Rustle.

I heard a loud rustling sound from the bushes outside the window.

"What is it?"

[Someone is approaching. You need to be careful.]

"Who? Shit, is it that lunatic who said he would beat me up?"

I tried to open the door to go back into the village chief's house.

Click, click.

"It's locked…."

[They probably did it to prevent you from wandering around the house.]

"Enel to open the lock…."

[That's not recommended. If you go in and encounter the people in the house…]

"Shit, then I'll go out the window!"

I couldn't believe someone would come to beat me up at this hour.

Fortunately, there were two windows, and I quietly opened the one where I didn't hear any sound and crawled out.

There was no one around.

"No one?"

[Guardian! Look up!]

"Ah!"

"Wh-what?!"

A woman?

A woman on the tree screamed and fell on top of me.

"Ugh!!"

"Ah!"

Crack!

I could hear the sound of my ribs breaking.

Is this the vigilante who got a bit closer and came to attack me already!?

In a world where siscon is not a problem, there's no guarantee that rape isn't.

Did I come to shoot an NTL scene, but ended up shooting an oneshota reverse scene?

I'm not a shota.

Is it an onioto scene?

I was hit with a debuff of broken ribs and immobilization due to the woman landing on my waist.

If I can't run, I'll at least scream!

I can't be raped like this!

I remembered the ultimate language to repel a sexual predator from sex education.

(No! I don't want to! Help me~)

I opened my eyes wide and tried to scream.

"No! ……Huh?"

"Ouch…."

But when I saw the woman's face in the moonlight, I couldn't say anything.

In front of me.

"Ouch…."

"…Philia?"

Philia appeared.

***

The woman who landed on me was a beautiful woman with long, dark brown hair and blue eyes.

She was dressed like the village girls, but to me, it looked like an angel's dress.

When she came to her senses, she asked me if I was okay, looking worried.

"Oh, oh my! Are you okay?!"

"…."

"Oh, what do I do! You must be hurt badly!"

I sent a communication to Armonia with a trembling voice.

'Armonia, tell me about this woman!'

[Yes, I understand. But are you okay?]

'Huh? Why?'

[Three of your ribs are cracked.]

Ouch.

The sensation I had forgotten because of the woman in front of me came back.

'Shit, shit, can Enel heal it!?!'

[I will heal you and provide the information. The total Enel cost is 30.]

Whoosh.

The pain in my body disappeared instantly.

But….

"Ugh!"

"Oh! Are you feeling better?"

As soon as the pain disappeared, I felt the softness of her thighs on my arm.

The woman was wearing a skirt, and my arm was completely inside it.

Somewhere in my mind, a pleasure alarm went off, and it started to dominate me.

Throb, throb. (XX: Break the skirt! Then everything will be solved!)

Shut up!

I barely calmed myself down and looked at the woman who was worried about me.

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Name: Viola

-Traits-

[Motherly], [Compassionate], [Lonely], [Devoted], [Honest], [Curious], [Naive about sex]….

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'Wow….'

I found her in less than a minute after deciding to look for her.

***

Viola apologized to me, standing stiffly.

"I'm sorry…. I thought you were on the second floor, but when I saw someone come out of the first-floor window, I was surprised and fell."

"Huh? You, you know me?"

"Well…, I couldn't not know the person I saved. Hehe."

"Ah, ah."

I clutched my heart.

An angel.

Your smile just saved me.

I'm not joking.

She was on a different level from the village girls.

I even doubted if it was a face a normal human could have.

Viola, seeing me in a daze, looked worried.

"Are you really okay?"

"Ah, yes. I'm, I'm fine. Haha…."

Damn, I'm shaking….

I couldn't think of anything to say, and my body was drenched in sweat.

My heart was racing, and my mind was a mess.

And that annoying lunatic kept bothering me.

Wriggle, wriggle. (XX: Come on! Attack! Then everything will be solved!)

I know this kid's words won't help at all, but why do I always carry it around?

NovelPia Literature: Write freely.

LiteratureX: Write to be famous.

KakaoX Literature: Write like a big company.

SeongSuho Literature: Just write.

The thing that dominates my brain always tells me to write.

Shit, if this kid behaved, nine out of ten things would go well.

Flap, flap. (XX: Hmph! Then let's break up!)

…But I still love this rotten kid.

I threw out a random line to avoid the awkwardness.

"I, I'm a bit hurt. Hahaha."

"Ah…."

Strange. My angel's expression doesn't look good.

Did I make a mistake!?

I started to frantically think about what to say.

I decided to introduce ourselves.

"My name is SeongSuho."

"Ah! I'm Viola. SeongSuho… That's an interesting name."

"Just call me Suho."

"Okay! Suho."

The angel called my name!

I cheered inside and got excited.

I realized that just being called by someone could make me happy.

But seeing my state, Armonia started to worry through the communication.

…What am I doing?

What I'm doing now.

I've seen it so many times.

Men who get netorare.

Stupid men who give all meaning to their actions with women.

Me? SeongSuho, the NTL conqueror?

Acting like the men I always mocked and despised in games?

In reality?

I bowed my head and called Armonia through the communication.

'…Armonia.'

[Yes.]

'I've come to my senses. Thank you.'

[I'm glad.]

When I lifted my head, Viola was looking at me with a worried expression.

"Well… If you're hurt because of me, go to the doctor quickly!"

I smiled and looked at Viola.

I will use everything to….

"I'm sorry. I suddenly remembered something from the past…."

I will make this woman mine.