Chapter 1

The sky was filled with countless stars, and the moonlight and starlight illuminated the darkness, shining through the thin curtains into a large room.

The room was clearly a girl's bedroom, with various cosmetics, feminine pink walls, and a soft, pink, large bed.

Huh??

Why were there crumpled tissues and disheveled clothes scattered all over the floor?

Damn! Whose bra is this? Whose bra is on the ground?

Bang—

A man suddenly kicked open the bedroom door, and the scene before him made him tremble with anger.

"Ye Tianyi, may you die a thousand deaths!"

The man roared.

"Uh—"

At that moment, a man who was lying on the bed like a dead pig suddenly opened his eyes, sat up, scratched his head, and looked at the angry man at the door with a confused and bewildered expression.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What the hell am I doing?

The classic three questions popped into Ye Tianyi's mind.

Swish—

Suddenly, a girl sat up beside him.

"Hu... Husband, listen to me, we... we were doing push-ups, it... it was too hot, so we took off our clothes."

The girl said, looking at him in panic.

"You... you two!"

The man pointed at them angrily, his eyes welling up with tears.

Ye Tianyi then looked around.

A moment ago, he was on Earth, where he and his childhood friend Feng Ya were cornered by dozens of experts from ancient families at the Heart-Burial Cliff. With no way out, they jumped off the cliff, which should have been a certain death. But how did he end up here?

Could it be... he had been transported to another world?

What the hell?

Oh... Oh, I get it!

Ye Tianyi then showed a look of pleasant surprise!

But then he came to his senses and looked at the scene, a flood of memories surged into his mind, and he... was completely bewildered.

This was not Earth, but a place called Tianlan Star, and the owner of this body was also named Ye Tianyi, a... genuine scoundrel!

On this Tianlan Star, those who could cultivate were called warriors, and Ye Tianyi was a talentless waste. However, his family was very wealthy and powerful, making Ye Tianyi a typical rich kid, skilled in eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling, and his favorite thing to do was to sleep with other people's wives.

In the entire Tian Shui Holy City, he had already given dozens of honest men green hats, according to his memories.

His motto was: I might not be able to beat you, but you damn well better not provoke me, or I will definitely give you a green hat.

And this was exactly the case now.

The man at the door was called Lin Yang, who had publicly humiliated Ye Tianyi at a banquet two days ago. Two days later, just two hours ago, Ye Tianyi had given him a square, green, and beautiful hat.

"Awesome!"

Ye Tianyi couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.

Just two days? What else could he say besides "awesome"? Although the owner of this body was a waste in cultivation, he was quite skilled in this area.

Life is all about achieving something, and he had achieved it.

It was just that he seemed to have suddenly died, which was why the Ye Tianyi from Earth could be transported into his body.

But...

What the hell do I do now?

Ye Tianyi roared inwardly.

"Ye Tianyi, you dared to sleep with my daughter's girlfriend, you die!"

Lin Yang's eyes were bloodshot, and a fierce flame burned around his body.

"Wait!"

Ye Tianyi raised his hand, then walked off the bed calmly and put on his clothes from the floor.

"I bet you don't dare to kill me."

Ye Tianyi said after he was dressed.

"Don't kill me? Ye Tianyi, you've gone too far, I swear I won't be a man if I don't kill you!"

He was very angry, but he really didn't dare to kill. There were many people who wanted to kill him, but no one dared. Although Ye Tianyi was a waste, his sister...

But could he at least cripple him?

"Oh? Then wait a moment!"

Ye Tianyi then took out his phone and edited a post on his social media, muttering the content as he typed.

"Tonight I slept with Lin Yang's girlfriend, Chen Mengyao, but Lin Yang suddenly came back. Now he's in front of me, what should I do? Online, urgent."

Lin Yang: ???

Then Ye Tianyi smiled and shook his phone. "If you kill me, I'll post it. My social media is full of rich kids and heiresses from Tian Shui Holy City. If they find out, will you, Lin Yang, still be able to hold your head up?"

Damn! This wasn't him! How could he be so shameless? But he had no choice; he couldn't fight, so he had to follow the style of the original owner of this body to deal with the situation.

"You!!"

Lin Yang pointed at Ye Tianyi angrily.

Ye Tianyi then walked past him confidently, and as he passed by, he whispered, "I'll tell you a secret, as a reward for not killing me."

Then Ye Tianyi leaned close to Lin Yang's ear, who was trembling with anger, and whispered softly,

"Your wife is really great."

Whoosh—

In the next instant, Ye Tianyi dashed out of the door.

Using someone else's things, you should give them a compliment and a good review to show politeness.

"Ah! Ye Tianyi! Bastard!"

Lin Yang roared in anger.

A typical case of impotent rage, wanting to kill but not daring to.

...

"What the hell is going on?"

Ye Tianyi walked down the streets of Tian Shui Holy City at night, the autumn wind making him feel a bit cold.

This body was indeed weak. He was naturally frail, and with almost no cultivation, excessive eating, drinking, and indulgence, he was even weaker.

On the way, Ye Tianyi familiarized himself with this world using the memories of the original owner of this body.

Tianlan Star, Tianlan Continent, had hundreds of empires, and the empires often had conflicts, frequently engaging in wars. Tian Shui Empire was a medium-sized empire, and its situation was not good!

This world had the same level of technology as Earth, with phones, computers, sports cars, and skyscrapers, but it was a world where strength was paramount. As long as you had a bit of talent, you could cultivate, but how far you could go was unknown.

Outside every city, there were countless powerful beasts threatening human lives.

"Since Feng Ya and I fell off the Heart-Burial Cliff together, if I can be reborn, does that mean Feng Ya is also in this world?"

Ye Tianyi suddenly thought of this possibility.

He knew how to fight, and he wasn't weak. On Earth, he was a martial artist, so he could adapt to the cultivation system in this world.

As he walked, Ye Tianyi followed the memories and arrived at his residence, a relatively luxurious neighborhood.

Click—

Ye Tianyi opened the door and walked in.

The room was very dark.

"Back?"

A girl's voice, lacking emotion, cold, but with a hint of concern for Ye Tianyi, came from the darkness.

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