Chapter 11

June 27, 15

Numerous corrections made.

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What is this stone tablet?

The characters written on this stone tablet...

Is this Japanese?!

"Your Excellency, what is written on this stone tablet?"

"Hehehe, these are the words of God, so they are beyond the understanding of mere mortals like us."

The words of God are in Japanese...

"Hehehe, there's no need to be afraid. Come, place your hand on the stone tablet."

I must have been lost in thought, but it seemed like I looked scared. I was gently pushed by the bishop and, following his encouragement, placed my hand over the stone tablet. As my hand touched the stone tablet, it began to glow, and after a while, it made a 'Ding' sound and a plate about the size of a smartphone emerged... What the heck is this 'Ding' sound!?

The stone tablet is written in Japanese, it makes a sound like a microwave, and a plate comes out. This seems suspiciously like something from a god!

Sigh, this is mentally exhausting.

By the way, what is written on the stone tablet is the instructions for using it.

1) When you place your hand over it, it will glow for about 10 seconds.

2) It will analyze your DNA.

3) It will analyze your magic power.

4) A status plate will be created.

5) The status plate is made of your magic power, so when you don't need it, you can convert it back into magic power and store it in your body.

6) You can make the status plate reappear by thinking about it.

7) The information visible to others on the status plate is: [Name], [Race], [Gender], [Date of Birth], [Status/Profession], [Physical Growth], [Magic Growth], [Attribute Aptitude], [Titles], [Awards/Punishments]. However, you can choose to hide [Physical Growth], [Magic Growth], [Attribute Aptitude], and [Titles].

8) To display hidden status, think 'Hidden Status' and it will appear on the status plate. To hide it, think 'Disappear'.

After finishing reading the stone tablet, I picked up the status plate.

What the...!?

=== Status ===

[Name] Christoph von Brütsels

[Race] Human

[Gender] Male

[Date of Birth] Sacred Calendar 500, January 1

[Status/Profession] Second Son of the Brütsels Margrave Family

[Physical Growth] Average

[Magic Growth] Divine

[Attribute Aptitude]

None: Divine

Fire: Spirit

Water: Spirit

Wind: Spirit

Earth: Spirit

Ice: Divine

Lightning: Divine

Light: Divine

Darkness: Divine

Space-Time: Divine

Unique: Eye of the Mind: Divine

[Title] Son of God

[Awards/Punishments] None

No way! This is seriously messed up!

I ended up speaking in Kansai dialect, but please bear with me.

The average [Physical Growth] is fine!

However, the Divine [Magic Growth] and the parade of Spirit and Divine [Attribute Aptitude] are way too overpowered!

I remember, the growth levels for [Physical Growth] and [Magic Growth] are: Weak, Slightly Weak, Average, Slightly Strong, Strong, Heroic, Royal, Imperial, Tyrannical, Spirit, and Divine, in ascending order.

And the levels for [Attribute Aptitude] are: Low, Medium, High, Special, Heroic, Royal, Imperial, Tyrannical, Spirit, and Divine, right?

And what the heck is the unique attribute 'Eye of the Mind'?

Eye of the Mind

- Can check detailed status of the target

- Can see through lies

- Clairvoyance (can see 100 km in all directions, regardless of obstacles)

- Cannot be activated unless you are aware of this unique attribute

Ugh! What the heck is this?!

Is this maybe an appraisal skill? Ah, the Eye of the Mind!?

A fantasy staple has arrived!

Sigh...

The Son of God is...

Son of God

- Grants happiness to those who are friendly to the Son of God

...Okay, calm down, me.

Right! The stone tablet mentioned hidden status.

=== Hidden Status ===

[Physical] 216/216

[Magic] 4,096/4,096

[Strength] 155

[Endurance] 139

[Agility] 201

[Dexterity] 532

[Intelligence] 6,892

[Spirit] 1,301

[Charisma] 1,363

[Luck] 5,014

[Condition] Good

[Gifts]

Blessing of the Creator

All Attribute Aptitude

Bearer of Misfortune Turned to Fortune

Divine Revelation

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Blessing of the Creator

- Immune to instant death

- Immune to status ailments

- Immune to curses and can reflect them

- Provides significant bonuses to abilities (not displayed)

All Attribute Aptitude

- Has aptitude for all attributes

- Excludes unique attributes

Bearer of Misfortune Turned to Fortune

- Even if misfortune occurs, it is likely to end in a good result

- Cannot be activated unless you are aware of this gift

Divine Revelation

- Might occasionally hear the voice of God?

***

- Details unknown!

This is also full of things to nitpick!

The balance between [Strength] and [Endurance] and [Intelligence] and [Luck] is way off!

And, is my status terrifying because of the significant bonuses from the Blessing of the Creator? ...Ah, it's not displayed, so it's not reflected...

I already knew about All Attribute Aptitude, so that's fine, but Bearer of Misfortune Turned to Fortune is a flag-raising type of cheat, right?

I'll refrain from nitpicking about Divine Revelation.

But what the heck is the last ***? I want to shout, what the heck is it!