Chapter 9

294: 1 here

Hey

Hey

There was a big spider

295: Anonymous NEET

Oh

296: Anonymous NEET

It's because it's the countryside

297: Anonymous NEET

If it's Tochigi or Ibaraki, it's no surprise

298: Anonymous NEET

I have one too

299: 1 here

Its body is about the size of my head

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300: Anonymous NEET

It's > perspective

301: Anonymous NEET

End

302: Anonymous NEET

End

303: Anonymous NEET

Be careful, it's graphic

304: Anonymous NEET

Huh?

What kind of image is it?

305: Anonymous NEET

A close-up of a spider

306: 1 here

No, no, no, no

It's serious

307: Anonymous NEET

I'll give you credit for the effort to edit the EXIF

Indeed, this lens can't do macro

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308: Anonymous NEET

What's up, 307?

309: Anonymous NEET

With the Acorn Professor and all

There are a lot of weirdos in this thread

Oops

There are a lot of weird NEETs

310: Acorn Professor

You called?

311: Anonymous Tony

Name, name!

You admitted it!!

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Clang!

Eiji's teeth ground together in frustration at the poor reaction to the giant spider image when a loud noise reached his ears.

"From outside? Is someone here!"

He rushed down the stairs, slipped on his sandals, and slid open the front door.

What caught his eye were two child-like creatures with green skin. They were making guttural sounds and slamming thick wooden sticks against the gate.

But strangely, there was no sound of the wooden sticks hitting metal. It was as if there was an invisible wall in front of the gate, making a thud, thud sound.

Coming to his senses, Eiji immediately returned to his room.

"That must be a goblin! Camera, camera!!"

He was an idiot. He was quite upset about the poor reaction to the giant spider.

He roughly shook Kotaro awake, who was sleeping, and took him outside with the camera in hand.

Set up the tripod. Attach the camera to the tripod. Turn on the camera. Run to the gate with Kotaro in his arms. Set Kotaro down at his feet. Hold up an A4 paper with the ID written on it. Take a wireless shot. Run to the camera to check the back display. Strike a victory pose.

"Alright! It's clearly in the shot!"

He was an idiot. He pulled out the memory card from the camera, took Kotaro inside, and ran up the stairs. The goblins were left alone.

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315: 1 here

[Breaking News] Goblins have arrived!

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316: Anonymous NEET

Sure, sure, good image editing

...Huh?

317: Anonymous NEET

What?

318: Anonymous NEET

Really?

319: Anonymous NEET

Isn't it just a costume?

320: Anonymous NEET

Don't make kids wear costumes

321: Camera Guy

As usual, the time and location info is off

But there's nothing suspicious in the EXIF otherwise

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322: Anonymous Tony

>>321

Name! This one admitted it too!

323: Anonymous Meat

1, your face is totally exposed

324: Anonymous NEET

With this, you could make a living with CG

Or with costumes if that's the case

325: Camera Guy

1, that model can also take videos

Go for it

326: 1 here

Video, huh

I'll go

327: Anonymous NEET

No one has seen 1 since then

328: Anonymous Meat

No way, I'm getting turned on!

329: Anonymous Tony

Haha

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346: 1 here

Here it is

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347: Anonymous NEET

What!?

348: Anonymous Tony

What!?

349: Anonymous Meat

What!?

350: Camera Guy

For real!?

351: Anonymous NEET

For real!?

352: Knowledgeable NEET

If 1 made this with CG

It's Hollywood level

Get to work

353: Acorn Professor

By the way, this 1

Is calm in the face of hostile creatures

354: Anonymous Meat

Let's put the CG aside for now

Let's think about what 1 should do

355: Anonymous Tony

Yeah

A creature that can't be handled by pre-made CG would be good

356: Overwhelming Dog Lover

Kotaro is so cute

Even with the goblins swinging their clubs

Kotaro ignores them and playfully nuzzles 1, so cute

357: 1 here

They're real

What should I do?

Should I kill them?

358: Anonymous NEET

At least say hello

359: Anonymous NEET

Are they intelligent?

That's a possibility

360: Anonymous NEET

That's a possibility

I want a female knight so badly

361: Anonymous Meat

Do you have any weapons?

How about a sword?

362: 1 here

What I can use:

A machete

A mountaineering pick

A trekking pole

A survival knife

A kitchen knife

A hammer

A saw

A pruner

A hedge trimmer

My dad's golf club

>>356

I know. Kotaro is cute. And smart.

363: Anonymous Tony

You're good to go

364: Anonymous Meat

You have a lot of mountaineering gear

You're quite active despite being a NEET

365: Cool NEET

What's 1's experience?

Martial arts or combat sports?

366: Anonymous NEET

Maybe a protagonist with ancient martial arts?

367: Knowledgeable NEET

No way

How many dojos for ancient martial arts are there in Japan?

368: 1 here

No martial arts experience

No combat sports experience

No fighting experience

369: Anonymous NEET

What's a hedge trimmer?

370: Knowledgeable NEET

Then it's a long weapon

A pruner or a golf club

>>369

You know how gardeners cut hedges with a whoosh?

That's it.

371: Anonymous NEET

Go bare-handed

372: Anonymous Meat

This is a grappling situation

373: Anonymous Tony

Aim for the world with JUDO

374: Cool NEET

Aim for the neck from the gate

If it hits, it's a one-shot kill

Considering the lethality, the hedge trimmer is the only choice

375: 1 here

Oh

Sorry everyone

The goblins are gone

376: Anonymous NEET

Dismissed

377: Camera Guy

At least keep the video running at the gate

Depending on the memory card capacity

If you have a good camera, it should last about four hours