Chapter 34 - Killed Once, Ganked Again!

“Hi everyone! I am the one that everyone loves, the one that makes the flowers bloom, the one that makes car tires flat, the fashionable analyst, Small Wisdom! My voice is still the same, deep and sexy…”

“Today, I am a little late due to Brother B’s wife, also my sister in law’s request. But it isn’t important. The important thing is that I have made it in time for this match.”

“Alright, enough for the nonsense, let us watch this ranked match that is known as the battle between China and Korea.”

Small Wisdom’s wretched laughter echoed, “Haha, I didn’t think there would be a show as soon as I came on stream. Take a look, everyone. DanDy is at the bottom jungle area, Mata and Deft are in a 50-50 situation with Smlz and five. Dopa is playing safely at mid-lane and trying to freeze the lane. The important point is…”

“Graves, Elise, and Katarina. Does MaRin think his Rumble can survive just by hiding under the turret? No, that isn’t the case. It is the same when Brother B teased a lady, it ended with him surrounded by three burly men while standing beside an empty police car. It is useless!”

“It is time for excitement. The minions are pushing towards the turret, Graves launches his W, Smoke Screen, Elise follows up with her Q. Just nice to go across the turret. Eh? Why isn’t Katarina entering…”

The ones that were more confused than Small Wisdom were the players.

Clearlove had tanked two turret attacks and felt something wrong. He quickly changed to Spider Form and used E to fly up into the sky and dodged the damage from the turret. He then cursed loudly, “WTF, God Kun, what are you doing? Hurry up and enter the fight!”

Xiao Ran was hiding behind Graves and casually clearing the minions under the turret and speaking as though it was inevitable, “I bought Soulstealer, so I need to be safe. You should understand, right?”

Even Clearlove who had the composure of a general was also enraged, “Understand your ass. When have you ever played safe since the start of the match? Hurry and enter the fight.”

After Clearlove spoke, Flandre yelled in the team voice chat too, “If he doesn’t enter the fight, then you just have the withdraw from the fight. Don’t care about him.”

Xiao Ran was feeling wronged: