Chapter 44 of 117
Chapter 44 - Selection Test to Enter J Team
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‘Sing! China’ was in a state of chaos.
When Jay Chou heard that Xiao Ran was the renowned ‘God Kun’, he quickly rushed to the stage and grabbed onto Xiao Ran’s hand without letting go. He told Xiao Ran that he had given tens of thousands of dollars worth of rewards and said he would let Xiao Ran enter his team.
Seeing how passionate Jay Chou and how Jay Chou pleaded Xiao Ran, Xiao Ran nodded in agreement.
At the same time, Xiao Ran realized that the ‘Sing! China’ instance was truly satisfying. In just the time for a single song and hearing the praises from all the mentors, Xiao Ran’s worship points had been rising like crazy.
In just this short period of time, the worship points had already increased by over 800 thousand and it was still increasing at an insane pace.
Jay Chou repeatedly insisted, “Wait for me at the backstage. Do not leave. I will get my manager to bring you to my resting room.” Xiao Ran then left the stage after listening to Jay Chou.
After going off the stage, Xiao Ran had been led by a staff member to Jay Chou’s private resting room. After mingling with Jay Chou’s fat chick manager, Xiao Ran used his mobile phone to log in to Douyu and entered his streaming room.
Xiao Ran didn’t expect that before he started his streaming, the streaming room was already overwhelming with viewers. All his loyal fans were gathered in the streaming room.
“God Kun is incredible! Director Chou has been crippled by you!”
“When the man is steel, the things he does will be unreal. Did all of you see? The other participants in front are just preshows for God Kun to execute his ultimate spell to knock out Direction Chou!”
“God Kun has achieved new heights with this but it is best to be prudent.”
“God Kun’s solo ability is off the charts! The other participants are simply fools and will all be cannon fodders no matter how many of them come.”
“I am a girl! I have decided to let my boyfriend go for plastic surgery and turn him into the same as God Kun. That way, when I have s*x with my boyfriend, it will feel like God Kun is f**king me!”
“Just the face of God Kun is enough for him to sustain for life.”
“I am fair, rich, and beautiful. My father has plenty of properties, which of you have God Kun’s contact number? I want to keep him!”
“God Kun is so handsome. My so-called prince charmings in the past, Daniel Wu, Eddie Peng, Li Yifeng… all of them are simply dregs in comparison to God Kun. But God Kun is simply excessively handsome. He is either gay or has some mental problem, it is very unfortunate that I am a sex maniac. God Kun, do you wish to form a team and play with me?”
“I am anorexic but when I see God Kun, my illness is all better.”
“I am a person with erectile dysfunction, but when I see God Kun, my illness is all better.”
“I was ditched and was preparing to cut my wrist to commit suicide. But after seeing God Kun, I don’t wish to die anymore. It turns out there is someone so wonderful in this world.”
“After seeing God Kun, to be honest, I am unable to get hard even when I see those Japanese AV actresses.”
“Sun Wukong yelled out, eat this old monkey’s rod! God Kun opened your mouth!”
“God Kun, do you know that I am your secret admirer? I even had dreams of myself f**king you. I am a man.”
“After seeing God Kun’s streaming, I would like to tribute a poem: A human is inside a human, the flesh is inside the flesh. In and out, in and out, such boundless joy.”
“God Kun, during this period of time, I visited your city and walked the paths you have walked. I went to the places you go to frequently and ate all your favorite food. I passed by a food stall that has your favorite snack. That old but still attractive lady boss talked about you. She said that your ‘there’ is very good.”
“The north wind is blowing, the west wind is cold, which beautiful wife stays at home alone? If you have any difficulties, I stay just beside and my surname is Wang.
Old Wang you better not slang. You have a transparent cupboard and a solid bed. Let’s where you hide your money instead!
Not in the cupboard and not in the bed, I just have to sit in the shade, no need for me to be paid.
There dozens of floors above your shade, careful or you will be dead.
The sky is vast and the so is the wilderness, if I am afraid then I am not named Wang.”
“Beep Beep Beep…”
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Xiao Ran was laughing with satisfaction as the surge of worship points from the TV show had yet to end and the streaming room’s worship points were surging!
While he was streaming and mingling nonsensical topics with the viewers, he was enjoying the surge of worship points. It was simply too happy!
Life winner.
Xiao Ran was winning life!
The live broadcast of ‘Sing! China’ had ended only at around 11 pm.
Once it ended, Jay Chou ran to the lounge and dragged Xiao Ran out of Zhejiang TV Station.
Xiaoqiang, Ergua, and fat chick were all secretly delighted while silently praying for Xiao Ran…