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Chapter 84 of 103

Ch84 - But anyway, you guys can all eat dog food.

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In the second match, M1G was eliminated within ten minutes of the match starting, ranking second to last.

Although QAQ successfully got four kill points from M1G, they were not very lucky this match. They were always outside of the safety zone, and they were air bombarded the entire time.

Even Xu Leng, the “human bombardment area,” couldn’t avoid the game’s bombardment.

In the second match, QAQ ranked third with six kill points. At present, they ranked third in total points, slipping down a rank.

Although their ranking had declined, the atmosphere in QAQ was relatively relaxed. For now, they were still stable in the top eight.

In contrast, M1G was really worrying, as was HUOJ, who was the first team to get eliminated in the second match.

At the end of the second match, HUOJ’s ranking fell directly from fifth to tenth, and their atmosphere grew depressed.

Halftime.

Lu Tun approached Shen Qi’s side and said, “The turkey team is too miserable, they had really bad luck.”

“You’re not going to go wish your former captain luck?” Shen Qi glanced at him and gave him a smile that didn’t reach his eyes.

Lu Tun quickly waved his hand. “No, no, everyone depends on strength. There’s no luck, no luck to talk about.”

He felt like Idol wanted to devour people right now.

Although he didn’t know if Idol wanted to eat him, he still had to save himself first.

Xu Leng patted Lu Tun on the shoulder. “Tuntun Ge, you can sit back in your seat. There are just ten minutes left.”

“I told you not to call me that, you’ve been corrupted by Idol…” Lu Tun scratched his head.

Xu Leng saw him move back to his position, looked away, and explained, “It’s because you have two ‘Tuns.’”

Lu Tun: ?

Shen Qi, who was originally watching the competition replay, glanced over at Xu Leng for a few seconds before looking away and chuckling.

Lu Ziye also talked about the rules of the game behind Shen Qi for two halftime periods, and even the referee behind him began to yawn.

The third match was in Miramar, with the flight route going from Campo Militar to the Prison.

Just after boarding the plane, Shen Qi put a pin on Los Leones.

“Idol, are you serious? With this flight path, there should be a lot of people going to Los Leones,” Lu Tun asked casually.

Shen Qi let out an “en” and asked, “Scared?”

“I’m not scared, I’m a little excited.”

He liked aggressive play styles to begin with.

Shen Qi chuckled.

Xu Leng gripped his mouse and let out a long breath.

“There are several teams jumping near Los Leones. According to the current situation, it’s very likely that a fight will break out in the first circle,” Chunxi had just spoken when a crisp S686 shot rang out.

The main camera switched to QAQ.

“Chunxi’s prediction was pretty good. QAQ’s TUN and HUOJ’s Boli are in the same building. They are also former teammates since TUN used to play for HUOJ, so they should understand each others’ playing methods and habits…” NALU spoke halfway and suddenly became excited. “Angry has come to support TUN! Boli has already heard the footsteps, and isn’t staying any longer with TUN! In fact, it’s a pity that the S686 shot didn’t hit. Otherwise, HUOJ could have taken the first kill for the match.”

The camera cut over to Boli.

Angry came up steadily from the stairs and seemed to prepare to directly trap Boli.

On Boli’s side, he could only choose to jump out of the window.

[QAQ-Angry knocked down HUOJ-Boli with an AKM]

[QAQ-Angry killed HUOJ-Boli with an AKM]

“Wait, did my eyes blur? Angry didn’t go upstairs! Did he guess what Boli was going to do?! He jumped out of the window, too! From the second floor! He was faster than Boli jumping down from the third floor! He knocked him down in mid air! This scene, my god, I’m very excited now. I can finally understand why my seniors always say that they need to take two pills to calm their hearts after commenting, since now I’m a little out of breath.”

NALU laughed and said, “This prediction was really godly. When Bo Li jumped out of the window, the same sound of broken glass came from the second floor. Let’s congratulate Angry on getting a point first.”

“In fact, TUN has already arrived in Boli’s room. You have to say that QAQ’s cooperation is perfect.”

“Idol, awesome!” Lu Tun couldn’t help slapping his mouse.

Shen Qi snorted and nodded without speaking.

After a while he said, “A team has gone by.”

Ye Lai answered affirmatively.

“QAQ’s kills sounded the horn of war, and the teams outside Los Leones have begun to fight chaotically. At present, two teams have started to scuffle. Er, there are no casualties yet. It may be that there are too many bullets and they need to use up some.”

[I’d like to ask if the casters have taken a refresher course in crosstalk? Nalu next to him can’t take over at all]

[AHHHHHH, I want to see the replay of the scene just now, why did they switch the camera over to HUOJ ah!]

[Previous poster don’t worry ba. The officials will certainly produce a wonderful collection of clips of the competition, and the kill just now will definitely go into it]

[QAQ is too awesome ba]

[Come on HUOJ ah!! Rush up for me]

[Garbage HUOJ hahaha, you guys switched out TUN but we still didn’t see you guys take the championship. What garbage team is this ah, and you even throw the blame on other people? TUN has developed very well in QAQ, while your garbage team just had him as a benchwarmer xsgr]

[Are you tired from trying to pick a fight? Each team has different playing methods]

[……]

NALU showed an awkward yet polite smile, and the main camera very relevantly switched to QAQ.

They had gone out again.

They took two kills, and Shen Qi, who was originally not speaking much and only giving orders and opinions, suddenly snorted. “Are we like a group of hungry wolves?”

He licked his lower lip and laughed recklessly.

Ye Lai, who was originally focused completely on taking kills, was a little confused.

Xu Leng and Lu Tun didn’t even have time to express their opinions before Shen Qi corrected himself, “No, it should be direwolves.”

Xu Leng: ???

Lu Tun: ???

Ye Lai: “We are like that.”

“QAQ is very aggressive this match! The two teams to the west of the city are fighting again! Very good, we don’t have to worry this time about whether they feel like they have too many bullets, as QAQ is going to help them share their supplies. Only Angry and Cold went from QAQ, are they preparing to go two against seven? Oh, no, no, Angry is acting more and more wretched. He and Cold chose to hide behind a house and wait for their health to go down.”

“Yes, Angry got a 98K again! This man, he’s going over there! He’s going over there with a 98K! One shot! Another kill! Beautiful! The LRJ team that has been wiped out should be very confused! They were happily having a good fight with each other, so why did Angry suddenly appear?”

“At present, the ZZT team also has one member who is at half-health. Originally, they wanted to hide and use medicine, but they were probably frightened by the sound of the 98K and actually chose to run? No ah, bro, do you know the legend of how mobile the 98K is? Okay, bro, you’ve also been finished off. It would have been better to throw out a smoke bomb and then quietly use a first aid kit.”

“Yes, this wave of operations was actually a pity. Cold brought six first aid kits? I have an idea, is Cold Angry’s mobile blood bank?” NALU joked.

Chunxi let out an “er” and said, “Is it possible?”

As soon as they said that, Xu Leng threw Shen Qi a first aid kit and an energy drink.

Shen Qi had brought too much ammunition, and he didn’t have a level three bag, so he couldn’t also fit medicine.

“It’s really the case.”

At this time, the main camera cut away.

This was because after Angry and Cold had stolen two kills, they snuck back to the previous building, and the remaining two teams who had originally been fighting bitterly also withdrew.

On the other hand, EVE, who had jumped to the Water Treatment Plant, had also taken two kills.

However, the Water Treatment Plant was no longer in the safe zone, so they had to directly run to the circle.

When the match reached 20 minutes, the safe zone was directly reduced to Los Leones.

There were still six teams left on the field, and only QAQ had a full team.

At the moment, M1G still had RJJ and GI left.

They could only race the poison circle towards Los Leones.

This match, M1G didn’t pick one of their usual jumping points.

First, because of the way that QAQ was oppressing them, if they wanted to keep their ranking score, they would have to “yield” to QAQ. Second, because other teams had already jumped to their usual jumping points, they chose a remote coastal town.

In the process of racing the poison circle, BIG, coming out of Pecado, had taken out two of them.

The good thing was that they had hid enough to get some ranking points.

However, HUOJ, whose luck was poor, had originally jumped to the center of Los Leones, but because their captain was killed at the start, they chose to retreat to a small town next to Los Leones.

Right now, SSwen and ZZfen were left.

Compared with QAQ’s aggressive play style, it was actually HUOJ that needed more kill points.

Originally, HUOJ had entered the points promotion competition ranked first from its small group competition. After the two matches, it had dropped to tenth place. The barrage had already begun to attack the team.

No matter which team it was, as long as it played badly in one match, someone would curse them out.

Compared with the rage of the livestream, the audience at the scene was much quieter.

After all, they would only scream during those beautiful moments.

“I heard a scream from the audience, and I’m going to scream, too AHHHHHHHHH QAQ ALREADY HAS 16 KILLS POINTS! This is the highest score in a single game in the history of this year’s Summer Trials! And Angry currently has eight individual kill points! He’s worthy of being the most accurate and fastest man!”

“Cold, who was crowned with the new nickname ‘humanoid bomber’ by the fans, has begun to play his role in the finals again! He blew up M1G’s GI and RJJ! M1G ranked fifth! HUOJ still has a chance this match!”

“I’m very excited, QAQ has won another two points. At present, they have 18 points! There are four teams left on the field! The fight started in advance! Blow him up ah! Blow him up! Buxiu, what are you waiting for! See, Angry, this man, only has half of his health! Blow him up and you’re the best person here!”

“Chunxi, if Angry hears you talking like this later, are you not afraid of him mocking you?” NALU couldn’t help asking.

Chunxi laughed loudly. “No, I just want to see someone end this man now. He’s too wild, he actually took another kill, and has nine points now. I have a hunch that Angry will be the best MVP today.”

The competitors’ seats—

“Captain, I think you should toss out a smoke grenade and use some medicine.” Xu Leng, who had been robbed of his kill, was in a rare detached state.

Shen Qi let out an “en” and continued to grab Lu Tun’s hard-fought kill.

Lu Tun turned his head with an alarmed expression. “Idol, you can’t be so inhumane?”

Shen Qi still didn’t say anything and then stole Ye Lai’s kill.

Ye Lai: “??? Shifu?”

Shen Qi let out another “en,” and then laughed mysteriously.

At the end of this match, QAQ killed everyone the entire way and successfully ate chicken. Their total score successfully jumped to first place, and opened up a big gap in points between them and the second place BIG.

It could be said that the first place team for the first day of the points promotion competition was relatively set now.

As long as their ranking points were stable for the next two matches.

HUOJ successfully climbed from tenth place to seventh place.

M1G, which had originally been at the bottom of the total scores, also climbed to 12th place because of the ranking score and two kill points from this match.

And Angry had 12 points as his personal kill score.

At half-time, the team that successfully ate chicken would have to go onstage for an interview.

This time, it was still Ye Lai like always.

Ye Lai had an expression of “I am very wronged.”

Shen Qi waved his hand mercilessly and made it clear that he could not go up for the interview.

Lu Ziye went backstage to get their dinner.

When he went over, he attracted a lot of people’s attention along the way.

Dinner was customized by the organizer.

In order to ensure that the contestants would not have any emergencies after eating, people’s allergies were recorded in advance.

Originally, everyone had the same white plastic disposable lunch box.

But when it came to Shen Qi, it became a super large insulated lunch box.

Lu Ziye explained, “The one in your family made it, and just sent someone over to deliver it.”

Shen Qi had originally been scrolling through a list of movies. When he heard that, he raised his eyes and received the huge lunch box without any hesitation.

Lu Tun swallowed a bite from his lunch box. Although the box ordered by the organizer today tasted alright, he just felt that Idol’s smelled especially tasty.

“Idol, shall we discuss something? Do you have anything you don’t like to eat? Share some with us?”

Shen Qi let out an “en” and seemed to agree. However, the first layer of the lunch box just had a card.

On it was Fu Mingyuan’s familiar handwriting.

“Eat well.”

There were only two words.

Shen Qi could imagine the man’s cuffs rolled up as he wrote one stroke at a time, the protruding joints at his exposed wrist, his slender and vigorous fingers, and his perfect posture when holding the pen.

He licked his lower lip.

His dinner started from the second layer.

One layer after another was opened up, and there was soon no space left on the competition table. Their peripherals were all put away, but there was still no space.

Lu Tun swallowed his saliva.

Xu Leng’s eyes also glanced over from time to time.

“There’s nothing here I don’t like to eat.” Shen Qi split his chopsticks.

The players from other teams, who had been eating in their own seats, also smelled the fragrance.

“No, God A, you got a special meal?”

“Ge, Da Ge, which five-star restaurant did you buy this from? It’s full of color, aroma, and taste. You can’t finish so much, can you?”

“We don’t mind sharing the burden.”

Ye Lai, who had finished the interview and came offstage, had an expression of “who am I, and where am I.”

Then he heard his shifu slowly say, “No, I didn’t buy it.

“It was all personally made by my boyfriend.

“Come, let me explain to you all how he knew which dishes I like to eat. For example, when we first met at the hotel…”

Most of the crowd squeezed around him dispersed at once.

Who knew whether the food was delicious or the dog food was.

“Are you human?” Bo Li, holding a lunch box, issued a sincere question.

Shen Qi replied to him while enjoying the delicious food, “I don’t know if I’m human, but anyway, you guys can all eat dog food.”

Bo Li: Shit.

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The author has something to say:

Lu Tun: … Hungry.

Xu Leng: Delicious.

Ye Lai: Confused

After the points promotion competition and the finals, the story should be nearly over. For the time being, the extras will have livestreams, but what else do you guys want to see? owo you guys can say

Thank you for the mines and nutrient solution. It’s still a day to pay attention to protection! It’s spring, everything will be alright

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