Chapter 2 of 3
ch.2
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When Bai Zimo came down from the roof and swaggered out from the main entrance of the building, quite a few reporters were already surrounded by the building. They were all chased by the news that the "Hundred Flowers Girl" was fighting nearby.
Hundred Flowers Girl is now one of the most popular superheroes in the Z country. It is definitely a good price to get first-hand information about her battles. It would be even better if one or two videos were taken.
"Out of it? Out of it?"
"Not yet! Always do, obviously still a moment ago, a blink of an eye disappeared, really mysterious ah!"
"Yes, after this hand on her dragon It’s really clever to play with the first and the last. Look at other magical girls, no
matter how popular they are, she is not?" Bai Zimo moved among the reporters and curled his lips noncommittal. These people are looking for Hundred Flowers Girls? Girl? After fighting like him, he will not go to heaven at a word, but choose to take the elevator to leave the scene. But there are fewer and fewer superheroes. I am so close to the people, you can’t take valuable things to blame me?
"Hey, this little brother, wait a minute!" When Bai Zimo felt disdainful of the reporters in his heart, he was suddenly called down by one of the reporters.
"Huh? What
are you doing?" I was found out? Impossible? Bai Zimo frowned.
The reporter smiled at Bai Zimo, "I see you just came down from upstairs. I wonder if you saw the Hundred Flower Girl? How did you get it? Let’s share it with everyone. You must get the first-hand information. You can also share the soup with the brothers?"
Looking at the reporter who winked his eyes, Bai Zimo couldn't help but feel annoyed. What does this superhero mean? Vase stars? Even though he knows those stars are also working hard. , It’s said to practice singing and dancing for 25 hours every day! But superheroes risk their lives all day long and fight the devil!
And this is the reason why he wants to retire. Originally because of the passion of the second in a cavity, he ignored the extreme shame caused by superpowers, and stood up when the demon was rampant. Now it’s good, not only is life difficult, but also has to Being exposed has made an unpleasant and lazy life? As
soon as he thought of this, Bai Zimo shrugged at the reporter, "Excuse me, buddy, I will come in to deliver the courier and go to the toilet by the way. Reporter, there is no time to pay attention to young girls or girls. Let me tell you that there is a fire in the street next to you. You might as well report the actual situation of the disaster."
"Cut, tell me earlier, it made me waste a long time. What are you doing on the rooftop in the toilet? Are you idle?”
Bai Zimo gave the reporter a glance, “You care about me, who stipulated that I can’t go on the rooftop? Can I like the feeling of flying freely?”
Said swearingly, Bai Zimo said. Put a cigarette, turn around, and leave the reporter in a daze with a cool back.
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...... After
leaving the building, Bai Zimo did not return directly to the base of the God of War team, but rushed to the street where he had fought just now. When fighting against the Roshan Demon, he did not care about so much. The primary goal was to obliterate. It, but the battle was over, he was still a little disturbed at the thought of the damage he had caused.
When Bai Zimo came to the street where he had just fought, he found that the people from the Disaster Damage Statistics Bureau had arrived at the scene. He was a little confused when he saw the all-gray one-piece uniform of the disaster statistician. More than half of the salary is deducted by these people.
When countries unite to organize their respective superheroes to form a superhero association and professionalize superheroes, the term disaster emerges.
Demon chaos, attacks by other-dimensional creatures, and harmful events that ordinary people cannot handle due to mysterious substances carried by asteroids are collectively referred to as disasters.
The Superhero Association will assign tasks that match the level of disasters and disasters to superheroes. After the battle is over, there will be a special department to count the losses caused by disasters and superhero battles. These people are disasters. Ecuador has harmed the statisticians. Due to the nature of their work, they were once nicknamed "the sanitation workers of the new era."
Bai Zimo has always respected the sanitation workers who are greedy for the dark for the sake of the city, so he is also the same for disaster damage statisticians. He feels that these people are the same as superheroes except for their different work content, and they all contribute to the city. Well.
"Hi, buddy, which superhero is fighting here again this time? I see that the damage is not small."
Seeing a statistician coming out of the scene, Bai Zimo approached with a smile Go to strike up a conversation, hoping to get some live information from his mouth.
The statistician frowned and glanced at Bai Zimo, "Are you also a fan of Hundred Flowers Girl? If so, you are probably late, and she has already left the scene."
He saw people like this a lot, and he was younger. At that time, the star-chasing fans were the same. They often came to the scene of the disaster and destruction, which often caused considerable obstacles to the work of the statisticians.
"No, no, I'm just passing by. Seeing the thick smoke billowing here, there must be a disaster?" Bai Zimo set close, took out a cigarette and handed it to the statistician.
The statistician took the cigarette, took a puff, and then sighed, "Hey, don't you know, these superheroes now rely on their powerful strength, and they have no restraint when performing tasks." ......"
The statistician took another cigarette. "...It stands to reason that we should be grateful to them, but the damage they caused is not small, and the workload of our statisticians is increasing. It is really... …Love and hate, maybe it’s how I feel towards them.”
After finishing the discussion, the statistician saw that Bai Zimo’s face was a little weird, and he smiled bitterly, “Brother, I’m sorry, he said too much inadvertently , Don't care."
"It's okay, it's okay, I know this too." Bai Zimo smiled, "They can't take care of that much when fighting, and sometimes it's a bit too much." As
soon as Bai Zimo said this, the statistician opened it up. Chattering.
"Isn't it? Last month, when Breath of Thunder was fighting the turbid flow demon at the sewage treatment plant, hey, you didn't see you at that scene, it was so delicious."
Bai Zimo smiled awkwardly. Breath of Thunder His teammates, members of the God of War team, have the ability to release high-voltage currents through their breath.
"And that steel soul caused a big explosion when dealing with other-dimensional creatures at the gas station. There is nothing wrong with him himself, but the surrounding area was burnt in black."
This is another member of the God of War team, Bai Zi. Mo twitched his mouth. This doesn't make sense. Why is it always his teammates who made the mistake?
"Furthermore, today, Baihua Girl exploded the high-voltage line into electrical appliances. All the neighborhoods around here were out of power. I don't know when the repairs are completed. , Tell me, why are these superheroes born in the "Day of Eternal Night" so violent? Superheroes who graduated from college now don't have so many things."
Bai Zimo shrugged noncommittal, "Perhaps because of that At that time, you must die if you are not fast enough."
The statistician froze for a moment, and said a little embarrassed, "That's what I said, but now the times have changed, can't they be a little restrained?
" What if that habit is already rooted in the bones?" Bai Zimo asked rhetorically.
In fact, in the entire team, only the captain of Country Z, Lu Xiaofu, can do this. After all, she is the fourth generation of the red roots of Zheng Miaohong, and they are not the same as those who gather from the streets of the city. Similarly, she is more efficient than robots in obeying the tasks of the organization.
"Then retire. I heard that the benefits of their superhero retiring are good. It's a new era now. Let the newcomers the opportunity. Wouldn't they go to enjoy the good fortune?
"Ah, yes, it's time to retire." Baiku said with a helpless smile, "Then you are busy, I won't bother you."
Their group of veteran superheroes are like heavy weapons in the war years, dealing with the enemy. At the same time, it will cause considerable damage. Once in the peaceful age, most of the final destiny cannot escape the fate of dust. To maintain law and order, only the 92-type police pistol is enough. Do you still need to destroy the stars? Cannon?
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the mountains north of Huacheng, there is a villa built on the hillside. This is the base of the God of War team.
There are rattan chairs on the wide balcony. The tea-smoke is on the table. Two men sit next to them. One is burly with a thick beard, the other is slightly thin and wears a metal mask. It is Bai Zimo's teammates, Xu Wenwu and Hei Ze.
After a while, Bai Zimo came up from downstairs, and saw the two of them in surprise.
"Old Hei? Brother Xu? Didn't you two go on the mission?"
Xu Wenwu took a sip of tea and shook his head. "Don't mention it, I was suspended again. Didn't I just smashed a gas station? It's okay if the military base is smashed."
"Me too." Kurosawa's voice came through the mask, looking a little low.
"I think you are about to be suspended, right?" Xu Wenwu smiled at Bai Zimo, "You made a lot of noise today. We all saw it on the news, but only one substation was smashed? It's not like that. It's your style!"
"Isn't I trying to restrain?" Bai Zimo draws the corners of his mouth, "But, it doesn't matter, I will be suspended if I am suspended. Anyway, I will go to shoot "Fight! Sisters!" and prepare. Retired."
"What?" Xu Wenwu was a little surprised, "Are you really going to retire? I thought you were jokes some time ago!"
"Really." Bai Zimo nodded, "Wait until I finish this. With one vote, I can do something else. Maybe it’s a good choice to be a disaster statistician. After all, I don’t know how to do other things."
"Tsk, why are you doing that vampire job? You forgot who deducted my salary?"
"Agree." Kurosawa agreed.
"You can't say that, it's someone else's job."
Xu Wenwu pouted noncommittal. "However, you heroines are really good. In addition to performing tasks, you can also shoot movies and make commercials."
Bai Zimo glared at Xu. Wenwu, "Xu Wenwu, I have told you so many times, I am not a heroine! If you dare to mention it, I will be rude to you."
Xu Wenwu stared at Heize for a moment, and his eyes were double big. laugh it out.
"Haha, you think he is still in a hurry."
"Haha."
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