Chapter 19 of 100
Chapter 19
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Lin Yihang certainly didn't expect that his simple act of going to the toilet would cause so much misunderstanding.
He had eaten too much and wanted to go to the toilet to meditate and speed up the digestion process, so he wouldn't be too full to eat the big fish later.
He found a small cubicle, locked the door, covered the toilet seat, wiped it clean with toilet paper, and then sat cross-legged on it, palms facing the sky... He visualized the Nine Heavens Diagram, practiced his cultivation technique, and began to slowly refine the food in his stomach.
The effect of the immortal cultivation technique was excellent. The food he had eaten quickly transformed into a fine mist of immortal energy, which slowly spread throughout his body from his stomach.
Nourished by the immortal energy, Lin Yihang's skin gradually turned red, and steam rose from his head.
If there were a pervert peeping in the toilet at this moment and saw Lin Yihang in this state, they would probably be scared shitless.
The entire process lasted about sixteen or seventeen minutes. The steam above Lin Yihang's head gradually dissipated, and he opened his eyes. His skin was still red, sweat dripped from his hair, and his body was covered in a layer of stinky sweat, making him feel sticky and uncomfortable.
He looked a bit disheveled, but his spirit was good. All the food he had just eaten had been refined into immortal energy, which was purifying and improving his body. Even if it wasn't immediately noticeable, there was definitely some effect.
"Wild fish have more energy than ordinary food, but they are far inferior to medicinal dishes. It seems I should focus more on medicinal dishes in the future!"
"Cultivating immortals is indeed very expensive, no matter where you are!"
Thinking about the value of the medicinal herbs, Lin Yihang couldn't help but sigh. He stood up, washed his face in the washroom, and prepared to go eat the big carp.
The food in his stomach had just been refined, leaving his stomach empty. He felt great and thought he could probably eat a whole cow if he wanted to.
...
"Huh? You're out already?" As Lin Yihang came out of the toilet, he saw the fat guy walking towards him.
Pfft!
Seeing Lin Yihang's appearance, the fat guy burst out laughing.
Lin Yihang indeed looked quite disheveled. His hair and shirt were soaked with sweat, his face was red, and he looked like he had just been drunk.
The fat guy even suspected that he had fallen into the toilet while vomiting.
"Yeah, are you going to the toilet too?" Lin Yihang knew why the fat guy was laughing, but he ignored it. There was no way he could take a shower before eating.
"No, no, no! They were worried you hadn't come out for a long time and asked me to check on you. It's good you're fine. Come on, everyone is waiting for you to continue drinking!" The fat guy laughed and walked ahead.
Of course, he wasn't being kind. It was Yang Tingting who, seeing that Lin Yihang hadn't returned from the toilet for a long time and not wanting to enter the men's room herself, had asked Wang Hao to check. Wang Hao then naturally assigned this difficult task to the fat guy.
The fat guy was initially very unhappy about coming to check on this little wimp. However, seeing Lin Yihang's disheveled state, he felt that the trip was worth it.
...
In the private room, after Lin Yihang left, Wang Hao moved his seat and sat next to Yang Tingting.
Without Lin Yihang around, sitting next to Yang Tingting and chatting with her was very comfortable!
"Little Lin, did you get drunk from just one cup?"
As Lin Yihang entered the private room, everyone naturally burst into laughter again.
Wang Hao was especially pleased. This kid was clearly just pretending to be tough! Where did he get the idea that he could drink a lot? He's just a fool! Look at how he drank that one cup so easily, and now he's like this? Red face, sweating, and spent twenty minutes in the toilet... He must be lucky not to be drunk!
"Hehe, one cup of wine is nothing." Lin Yihang shook his head, his face calm.
If it were earlier, this gesture might have fooled some people. Now... he was just being stubborn! Everyone thought of this word.
Lin Yihang walked around behind Yang Tingting and stood next to Wang Hao, slightly stunned.
This seat was originally his, but now Wang Hao was sitting in it.
Wang Hao was also a bit surprised. At a formal dinner, it wouldn't be appropriate to change seats casually. However, among friends, there were no such concerns.
The atmosphere was relaxed, and it was fine for Wang Hao to sit there. If someone more flexible were in his place, they would have moved over without a word.
If Lin Yihang had been considerate and moved away, Wang Hao might have let him off, not wanting to continue forcing him to drink. After all, this kid was already scared, and bullying a wimp wouldn't show his own strength. Moreover, this wimp couldn't drink at all, and if he got drunk and died, Wang Hao would be responsible too!
However, Lin Yihang stood there like a wooden post, not moving. Wang Hao felt a bit annoyed and decided to give him a hint.
"Should I move back?" Wang Hao asked politely.
"Sure!" Lin Yihang nodded.
He nodded... He actually nodded!
Wang Hao felt a pain in his stomach!
Damn! This kid is just a fool! Why am I being polite to him!
Wang Hao regretted it deeply.
However, since he had already spoken, he couldn't just stay there. Reluctantly, he moved back to his original seat.
The other guys at the table watched, feeling that his image was ruined!
"Lin Yihang, are you really okay?" Yang Tingting asked, concerned.
"Of course, I'm fine." Lin Yihang said, looking at the empty table. "The fish hasn't come yet? It didn't take this long earlier!"
"We arrived early earlier, but now it's the peak dining time. The chef is busy, so the dishes will be slower." Yang Tingting explained.
As they chatted quietly, Wang Hao felt a bit annoyed. When Lin Yihang wasn't there, he was chatting with Yang Tingting, but now that Lin Yihang was back, he was immediately replaced... This wimp was really not considerate!
"Hehe, no rush! We can drink while we wait. Brother Lin has a great capacity for alcohol, and he can drink a cup in one go. How about we go around the table?" Wang Hao suggested with a smile.
Lin Yihang wasn't stupid. Wang Hao had tried to get him to drink several times, and he immediately understood what was going on.
However, he wasn't angry. He glanced at the people sitting at the table... five or six strong men, all of whom looked like they could eat a lot. If the fish came, even if he ate quickly, his one mouth couldn't compete with their six. They would probably take most of the fish.
That's my fish! How can I let them take it?
Lin Yihang, thinking about the fish, had already claimed it as his own. Unfortunately, he hadn't paid for the fish, so he couldn't stop others from eating it.
Fine! Since you want to get me drunk, I'll play along! I'll drink you all under the table and see how you can compete with me later!
In an instant, Lin Yihang made up his mind and smiled.
"Okay! Let's go around the table! I don't know how to do it, though." Lin Yihang said.
"Lin Yihang, if you can't drink, don't force yourself." Yang Tingting spoke up. Lin Yihang had turned red and sweated profusely after one cup of wine and had spent twenty minutes in the toilet. She didn't dare let him drink more.
"Ah, Tingting, that's not right. Brother Lin knows his own limits. Since he agreed to go around the table, he must be fine. Right, Brother Lin?"
The more Yang Tingting defended Lin Yihang, the more annoyed Wang Hao became. He started to provoke him.
"Right, right! One cup of wine is only two ounces. Can you call someone a man if they can't drink more than a pound?" The fat guy and a few others chimed in.