Chapter 224

Charmed

Ah, I wound up defeating Suira instantly .

But this feeling really is comfortable… ah!? Why am using one that takes her arm!?

Why didn’t I choose a technique that holds her legs!? I’m such an idiot!

“Wh—at, just…”

“I tripped you then held you in an arm bar… it’s just a technique for one on one combat . ”

“Kuh, l-let go of me . ”

“Sure . ”

Suira asked me to release her, so I did .

Fufufu, now I can use a technique that lets me hold her legs . Suira, what a thoughtful woman you are .

“So then, what next?”

“… Tch, for everyone’s sake, I can’t lose here…!”

“So you have to defeat me? Pfft, sure, why not . I give up . ”

“… Nn?”

There’s not really any meaning behind winning or losing here anyway .

So don’t we just call it my loss? Hmm? Suira’s looking at me strangely . She said that she couldn’t afford to lose, so why isn’t she happy about winning?

Hmmm… a woman’s heart is mysterious .

“Please spin in a circle and wave your hand . ”

“Sure . Like this?”

I don’t really get it, but if Suira wants me to, why not?

I spun around and waved as Suira told me to .

“He… got charmed…?”

“Please wait, Onee-sama . I just checked that earlier . He might still be acting . ”

“Then, umm… then could you sign the contract from a moment ago?

Those upturned eyes are unfair! C’mon, now I just have to sign it!

“Got it… This good?”

I signed the document that Suira held out to me once again . By the way, although I can’t write the characters of this world’s language even though I can read them, I’m now able to write a few words a bit shoddily with the glove-type golem I made with Rokuko’s collaboration . My name’s one of the words .

Suira looked at the document I’d passed back to her and checked to see if I really signed it . Hmm? She looks like a deer stuck staring at headlights . Her face looks great like that too .

“… We did it?”

“A-amazing, Onee-sama! You even charmed a man of a different preference!”

“No, that’s not it, Michiru . This man… doesn’t appear to be a lolicon . ”

Ah, come to think of it, they were mistaking me for a lolicon, weren’t they? Seriously, I’m having to deny it all the time . Who’s spreading rumors like that?

It’s the fault of that rumor that Suira had such a strange misunderstanding about me… I’ll have to figure out who’s doing it and shut them down next time .

“… Village Chief, tell me a secret that you can’t tell anyone . ”

“Hmm? A secret that no one can know… like what you two are?”

“Correct . Oh, please ignore that thing about Michiru . ”

“Got it . So a secret I can’t tell anyone huh?”

A secret I can’t tell anyone huh, that’s pretty hard . If it were a big secret it’d have to be the dungeon, but I can talk to Rokuko and the others about it and they all know about my earth mage Narikin mast .

In other words, it has to be a secret I can’t even talk to Rokuko about… do I have something like that? Hmm, I have to think of something so that I can tell Suira about it…

“In truth… I still don’t really know the meaning of the word ‘partner’, but recently, my partner, Rokuko, has been casually getting into my personal space . It’s a bit scary…”

Yep, that’s a secret I can’t even talk to Rokuko about . Now it’s a secret I share with Suira .

“… Are you head over heels for her?” [1]

“Fufu, so you’re asking that? It’s alright, Suira is the only one in my heart . ”

“That makes me so happy . Is there nothing else then? A fetish you can’t tell anyone perhaps?”

“Hmm, a fetish I can’t tell anyone about . That’s hard…”

“Are you a lolicon?”

“No . ”

I am a foot fetishist, but it’s not like I’m hiding it . Rather, I’m pretty open about it . I even tell Rokuko I am whenever it comes up . And it feels like Meat knows something about it since she occasionally ‘forgets’ her socks in my room .

So as for something I can’t tell anyone… hmm, it really is hard . It doesn’t feel like I’ve had much of a libido since becoming a Dungeon Master in the first place?

But! If Suira is asking for it, a man must answer!

“Ah, right . Recently, I’ve felt a bit nice when I turn into a little girl . ”

“… You like cross dressing?”

“Something like that? I mean, it’s a bit fun to be cute . ”

“Hmm, that truly is a weakness…”

Weakness? I don’t really know if that is one, but Suira seems to be happy so it’s all good .

It might be fun to transform into Suira and make out with her .

“I’ve also been thinking that female bonding might be good recently . ”

“Really? Then how about next time I turn you into a girl and tease you? It would be a sensation you can’t taste in reality . ”

“That’d be awesome . I’ll look forward to it . ”

I can actually use [Super Transformation] to become a girl in reality too, but a proper man wouldn’t resist a woman’s advances, probably? I think . Definitely . Maybe .

“So then, what do you hate?”

“My sleep being obstructed . If someone does that for something that has no reason related to me, I’ll… recognize them as an enemy and crush them . Anyone who disturbs my sleep is an enemy . ”

This question was an easy one . Fufufu, but I wouldn’t mind if you woke me up yeah? Being able to hear Suira’s voice would be plenty enough of a reason… maybe it’d be just barely enough? No, that’s actually difficult . I’d have to think about it even if it were Suira .

“… What have you done to people that did?”

“I think I had the dungeon eat them? Those are some good memories . ”

Yep, those bandits were great nourishment . Well, that’s the feeling I got when I asked Rokuko about it .

… Huh? Suira, did you just pull a bit away?

“Ah, sorry . Did I scare you?”

“N-no . It’s nothing, I’m alright . ”

“If so, okay . ”

“… Onee-sama . Isn’t this person dangerous? He’s killed people?”

“This about it from another angle, Michiru . This will be a weakness . ”

It’s not like I really did it myself, but well, she can turn my dungeon into a weakness? Yep, as expected of Suira . There’s nothing I can add to that either .

“… Well, this much should be enough . So then, Village Chief-san, go back to your room and forget everything about us until we meet again . That we were here is a secret as well… but you will agree to having signed this contract . ”

“Got it . I’ll head back to my room then . ”

“That’s a good boy . I’ll give you a reward . ”

When Suira said that, she brought her face close to mine—

—and, gently meeting my lips with hers, nimbly inserted her tongue .

Her soft and sweet tongue made it feel like my hips were going to give out… I somehow endured it .

My heart’s beating like a drum in my chest . I’m sure that my face is beat red too .

“…—puah . M-my… legs aren’t working . ”

“Puah . Oh? How cute… For you to get like this from a simple kiss, you’re unexpectedly innocent aren’t you?”

“P-please don’t look so much . It’s embarrassing . ”

“Oh…? Haven’t you done something horrible to your Partner-san? Huhu . ”

“What? Rokuko has nothing to do with it…”

After that, I walked back to the inn .

Then, as she told me to, I forgot about Suira and Michiru .