Chapter 91

Did it…

Making a mistake with his math, the delinquents fell into the spiderweb trap .

… Well either way though, he would’ve failed since the answer was [Easy] .

At any rate, all of them were neutralized with this .

Phew . My work’s over, feels like a heat that’s been clinging to my body is going away… Yep, I calmed down .

“Hey Kehma . I thought of something, wouldn’t they be pretty vigilant if something like ten adventurers sent in together don’t return?”

“… Th-that’s right . ”

It’s as Rokuko says .

If I calm down and thing about it, that party of ten people contained at least two C-Rank adventurers . It wouldn’t be strange for them to consider the dungeon to be pretty hard . I may have raged a little there . Those guys almost wounded the Futon-sans .

“… Were you irritated since they tried to do stuff to Ichika and Meat?”

“No, it was because of the Futon-sans . It was for my lovely Futon-sans . ”

“If you like them that much, well it’s fine?”

Mm, yep . I wouldn’t get irritated from someone making a move on Ichika or Meat… well, maybe not . Now that I think about it, maybe . I gave a direct warning to that knight commander for Meat or something, it was something dangerous for me .

So in other words, yes… crap, I wasn’t thinking at all . I repent!

“Hey hey, Kehma . Would you massacre them all assuming they had a quarrel with me?”

“That’s a dangerous-sounding question… Well, I half-killed them . Half aren’t dead . Rather, around sixty percent are still alive . ”

“But they’re going to die eventually from DP being wrung from them you know?”

“… Well, yeah . ”

“Kehma massacred the bandits for my sake, he’d definitely annihilate anyone that tries to pick a quarrel with me!”

Rokuko smiled in a pleasant way that felt full of innocence .

Huh, did what she just say weird at all? Like, aggressively violent…

However, since I’ve already placed the traps, there’s no way those guys will be able to return alive . So it’s a wholesale murder in the end huh~… maybe I’ve gotten a pretty wicked side too . In a certain game, I’d be leaning towards chaotic . It’ll be bad if I don’t hit the brakes at a moderate point . I want to stay neutral to the bitter end .

“Goshujin-sama . Everyone, they were stored in the jail . ”

“Ah, good work… However, you’ve gotten good at operating golems, Meat . When did you make such an improvement?”

When I stroked Meat’s head, her tail wagged back and forth happily .

… My heart calms down when I stroke Meat . Maybe the equation’s Meat = pillow = sense of security at this point?

Right, Meat is my important bedding! That’s why there’s nothing wrong with me getting upset if someone tries to make a pass at her! I am not a lolicon!

“Nnnu♪… For Goshujin-sama, I did my best, to be useful… It’s hot recently, so since sometimes I couldn’t be your hug pillow, I… hauu♪”

“Jiii…” [1]

While I was patting Meat’s head as she let out delighted sounds, Rokuko stared at me with slightly condemning eyes .

… Yep, sorry . I was just feeling a bit relieved there .

“So, what’ll you do to those guys you caught?”

“Hmm…”

It’d be extremely troublesome to look after the prisoners myself . Besides, it’d leave various bad aftertastes with me . It’d hinder my peaceful sleep .

Alright! Let’s leave this to my subordinates!

“Rei, there is work for you . As the jailer, I entrust those guys’ care to you . I will include golems as assistant jailers, go moderately on them . ”

“Yes! Please leave it to me, master! May I drink their blood!?”

“Nn? Sure . Go for it . I don’t really mind if they die . ”

“Yay! … Ah, s-sorry, thank you very much!”

Come to think of it, Rei is a vampire huh . I remembered that fact now at this late hour .

I mean originally, humans were fodder for Rei . That’s why it seems vampires have the know-how to [Own] humans in their head .

It might be useful for Rei to come here . It’s good that her being a vampire may not be in vain, she might be able to power up by drinking blood!

I should think about a device that works in the dungeon so that it isn’t exposed . Not a slave collar, more like a prisoner collar I guess? Yeah, it should be fine if I make it with a golem . Something like a pillory that turns into a guillotine with an order .

“… Incidentally, so you wanted to drink blood as a vampire after all? I thought there was that option that invalidated that impulse though . ”

“That’s right, I don’t need to . However, master, imagine having a body that didn’t have to sleep . ”

“Ah, yep . I’d sleep . Definitely would . I would absolutely sleep . ”

I definitely understand her . [Unnecessary] and [Unwanted] are different things . It’s like the feeling of not dying if there was bread even though you loved cake .

Even so, our DP income skyrocketed huh .

To be precise, our current income of 500 DP per day became 1,800 DP per day . That’s three hundred sixty percent .

About 1300 DP from six prisoners . So we could get this much huh . Double from being locked up and triple from being in a prison . There’s no way to describe how seriously awesome six times as much is .

“In other words, might as well live today in luxury! Melon roll party tonight, no objections allowed!”

“Rokuko-sama, I’d like to eat hamburgers too . And curry rolls for Ichika too . ”

“I’ll allow it!”

What happened to no objections allowed? Well, whatever, it’s fine .

If that’s the case maybe I should offer various kinds of breads tonight . Not sweetened buns, but the kinds of baked goods you can find at bakeries . Sometimes luxury is good too!

“… Ah, we got DP . Someone died~”

“Nn? It didn’t look like those guys whose legs were chopped off would die that fast since their woulds were cauterized shut… Oh . The aristocrat huh?”

When I looked at the situation in the test room, the aristocrat… his name was Drason I think? Well, he was attacked by his followers . And although he held the magic sword till the end, the followers that surrounded him successfully returned it to the pedestal and cancelled the lock down .

There was still some of the aristocrat’s blood smeared over the magic sword that was placed back in the pedestal, but the scene was somehow moving . The men had faces like they’d just overcome a difficult journey .

Yep yep, they worked hard . Let’s cancel labyrinth’s blockade as a reward .

Since I’m feeling like doing something kind right now, how about I let them go straight out?

By the way, after being saved, they could use the excuse that the noble died . Although they could… since there are magic tools that can distinguish lies, they’ll probably be arrested immediately after getting interrogated .

Well, I’m not responsible for that you know? That’s something outside of my dungeon .