Lean Tuna and Her Stepbrother's Plan to Become a Fatty Tuna Chapter 2

I know you guys were kinda frustrated with the way Amane acted, but please understand that he was her first boyfriend. Also, while I was translating this chapter, my heart was slowly burning in anger too; not towards Amane, but Yuuto. Enjoy the chapter!

TL: clover

ED: clover

『 This tuna will disappear, goodbye. I hope you're happy with that toro woman. 』

When I finished sending the message, I set an incoming call refusal setting by blocking Yuuto's contact.

Don't joke around, who the hell is a lean tuna!!!

I ran up to the convenience store near my house while crying and bought a bag full of liquor bottles.

From beer to chuuhai1, cocktail to umeshu2. It was a variety of liquors, but I wanted to drink until I felt sick right now.

When I ran out of the convenience store, the momentum made me drink a bottle of beer in front of the shop.

After the can I held become an empty aluminium can, I threw it into the appropriate trash can.

Certainly, indeed.

I might not be skillful at lewd things.

As soon as we got into the sexual act, I just accepted the act silently without knowing what to do.

I was passive.

Even if I was called a tuna, it might be unavoidable.

But, if so, then what about you! Could you say that you were a splendid chef3!?

It should be a man's job to cook the tuna well!

It was a blasphemy against the material to eat another toro without even raising the tuna skillfully!

In other words, I was a tuna but Yuuto was also bad regardless.

If I went under the hands of a professional chef, surely I would have become a wonderful toro!

It was when I thought about such a thing and crushed the second aluminium can with a crack.

"Whoa, Nee-chan, what are you doing!?"

"—-Soutaro."

The one who passed in front of the convenience store was my younger brother Soutaro, who was wearing his school uniform.

It seemed that Soutaro who would be facing the university entrance examination was studying at the library until late, and recently he hadn't returned home at all. Even now it was already 7 o'clock in the evening.

When Soutaro found me, he ran up to me with small jogs.

"Yahoo~ Soutaro. Studying until such a time? How vigorous~!"

"It's not 'yahoo~'! Your face is red. Eh, what, inside this bag, all of them are liquor!?"

"I'm not red! I'm not a lean meat4!"

"I don't know what that means!"

As Soutaro inserted a tsukkomi, he pulled my arm.

"Don't tell me, Nee-chan, are you drinking on the street!?"

"I'm not drinking~! Only 2!"

"That's still drinking!"

Prompted by Soutaro, I walked towards our house.

"Unbelievable. Nee-chan, you don't have tolerance against alcohol. Why were you drinking beer on the street?"

"As a woman, there are times when I have to drink~!"

"……What happened?"

Soutaro had a slightly worried expression as he glanced at me.

"There was something hurtful. Reaally hurtful. Comfort me!"

"Yes, yes, yes. I will listen to your grumbles later, so please walk for the time being."

As he said that, Soutaro brought me home by dragging me.

After he took out the key from the bag, he opened the front door and went into the empty house.

My father got to know his mother during work, and now they were in a good relationship and on a business trip abroad.

"Nee-chan, the rice—there is no way I'm preparing it. It seems like that."

"Yuup, sorry. I didn't buy anything. The refrigerator may be empty."

"Do you want to wat something?"

"I want to eat delicious food. Haaah, it will make me happy."

If you were in a slump, the only way to distract from that feelings were by having fun.

When I suggested that, Soutaro groaned.

"Then, do you want sushi? They have excellent toro."

"Sushi is not good! Toro, are you kidding me!!"

"Eh, why is that! Didn't Nee-chan like sushi!?"

"From now on I hate it! Especially the tuna types, they are my natural enemy from now on!"

"I don't understand the meaning!?"

In the end, we boiled hot water and ate cup ramen, with Soutaro voicing his complaints all the while.

Meanwhile, the number of liquor I drank had increased and empty cans littered over the dining table.

"Nee-chan, you drank too much."

"—Soutaro. You, do you have a girlfriend?"

When I asked without context, Soutaro widened his eyes.

"Eh, what is it suddenly. You never ask such a thing before."

"Please answer it because this is important. You have a girlfriend? You do, don't you?"

"I don't."

Soutaro sharply curled his lips and faced the other way.

That was slightly surprising. Soutaro's appearance was not bad.

Although sometimes he was slightly stubborn, he was kind and nice.

"What, you don't? Supposing you became intimate with your girlfriend, I'm sure you would be a top-notch sushi chef."

"I don't understand the meaning. I have no plan to become a sushi chef."

"I'm not talking about sushi."

"Nee-chan, you did."

"That's wrong. Not a sushi but a woman, a woman. That you could cook a tuna woman skilfully!"

"Haah?"

To my words, Soutaro furrowed his eyebrows and sighed out deeply, and looked at me with amazed eyes.

"I thought that there was some bad situation related to sushi today. Did your boyfriend tell you that you were a tuna?"

"That's right~! He said that! He even said that I am a 100 yen frozen lean tuna!!"

I hit a liquor can on the table with a bang.

To my words, Soutaro's cheek twitched.

"Eh, seriously? Moreover, it is quite severe that one dish is 100 yen."

"That situation was the worst! That man also cheated with a toro woman!"

"What is 'a toro woman'?"

"Big tits. She was getting excited under Yuuto."

"Don't tell me, you saw the scene?"

I boldly nodded to the words of Soutaro.

Really, the timing was bad.

No, I wondered if the timing was rather good.

If I had not barged in that scene like that, I wouldn't have noticed that he was having an affair.

"That Yuuto, he lashed out at me while saying an excuse. I was bad at sex like a cheap lean tuna, so it would be inevitable that he wanted to eat a toro!"

"Uwaa, that's the worst."

"Isn't it!? Inevitable!? I will show him!"

I took a new liquor and opened the can, Soutaro didn't stop me this time.

"Well, that's good. She could have fun with that terrible man."

"……A terrible man, huh."

Certainly, a man who had an affair was not worth anything. Undoubtedly, in other people's perspective, he was nothing.

Still, Yuuto was not all bad.

He was bright and a bit aggressive, but it was fun when we were together.

He was the person that I dated for the first time. I liked Yuuto.

It was regrettable. Why did I have to feel so miserable?

Yuuto betrayed me, he mocked me as a cheap tuna, and then I guessed he would do his best with that toro woman.

"Don't joke around! I won't forgive him!!"

Banging the liquor can on the table, its contents splashed vigorously and the dining table became wet.

"I understand your feelings, so how can I help you?"

"No. I can't forgive Yuuto for being happy by himself."

"Yes, so what do you want to do?"

"—I will take revenge."

I muttered with a heavy and low voice.

When I uttered it, it seemed like a quite good idea.

"Wait, how are you going to do it?"

"By becoming the best toro, I will snatch Yuuto from that toro woman!"

"Haa!?"

I thought back to the triumphant face of that toro woman, and I grasped my palm tightly.

That toro woman, that idiot Yuuto, I will make both of you speechless!

"Let me show that idiot with my body that had become an extraordinary toro, then throw him away!"

"No, no, no, Nee-chan, please calm down."

"What is it, Soutaro! Are you going to hold me back from becoming a toro!?"

"No, it's just. That kind of revenge is unproductive."

"Then what should I do!? Soutaro, are you mocking my cutting board!5"

What big tits. Even small tits should have a reasonable demand and appeal.

When I clenched my fist, Soutaro's voice reached my ears.

"No, even if you had big tits, it is impossible for Nee-chan to make a man surrender with your body. I can only imagine a future failure."

"How come! Are you saying that I don't have sex appeal!?"

"If you asked whether you have sex appeal or not, you don't."

As Soutaro declared it once and for all, I was shocked.

As expected—I was a lean tuna. Could I become a toro?

I lost my power, I sat down on the chair stiffly and dropped my head on the table.

"This is awful. Even though I believed that whatever happens Soutaro will be on my side."

"Don't feel down. I am on Nee-chan's side, alright? But here, I think that it is better to see the reality."

"No way. I don't want to look directly at the reality of losing to such toro woman."

I struck the dining table in tantrum while quibbling.

Of course, I didn't think I was a seductive character.

But, there was certainly hope.

Because, tuna was a successful fish.

A young fish could become a yellowfin tuna6, so I could definitely become a toro if I do my best.

"I also want to become a toro. I don't want to end it as a disappointing lean tuna woman that was dumped by Yuuto."

To be honest, I didn't know the answer if I was asked whether I still like Yuuto or not.

I didn't feel like getting back together.

But, after all, it was a shame.

I would like him to regret having cheated on me.

"—Anyway, Soutaro. Can you cooperate with me?"

"Haa!?"

"You told me that you were on my side. Then, cooperate with me."

When I raised my face from the dining table, without hesitation I brought my body near Soutaro and caught his hand quickly so he couldn't escape.

"W-wait, what should I do?"

"Of course, help me to become a toro. It's alright. I believe that Soutaro can become a wonderful chef."

"Wait a moment, Nee-chan! What does that mean, 'help you to become a toro'!?"

As I said that, Soutaro sweated bullets with a drawn expression.

"Please, Soutaro. No, Soutaro-sama! Please give me a good way to practice sex!"

"Haaaaa!?"

To my words, Soutaro shook his head and raised a loud voice.

"I don't understand the meaning! What is that. You're telling me to have sex with Nee-chan!?"

"We don't have to do the actual deed. But what do you say? I want you to tell me the way a man feels, what kind of voice that men thought as sexy, and the way to please a man."

"No, no, no, because that's impossible!!"

Soutaro's face became a bright red and shook his head frantically.

"We can do it somehow! Please!"

"Don't say unreasonable things! Although not by blood, we are siblings!"

"Is it not good?"

"It's not good!"

I saw Soutaro with a bright red face intimidating me like a cat, I exhaled deeply.

I thought that Soutaro would cooperate with me, but it couldn't be helped.

"Well then, among Soutaro's friends who is likely to cooperate with me?"

"Haa!?"

"Hey, what about him? Hayashi-kun. He is experienced and seems to be an expert in lewd things."

"Wait a moment. Are you seriously saying that!?"

"—I'm serious."

I watched AV, although it was trivial, I did try to learn things by myself, it was a long time ago though.

I didn't want to be called as a lean tuna ever again.

"That's why. If I kept being a tuna all the time, the people that I like next time might be bored and cheated on me again."

If I was better at sex, Yuuto might not have cheated on me.

Certainly I was lazy. I shouldn't be content with the current situation, I should aim for the top.

"I don't want that to happen. So, I would like to be good at sex."

As I said that, Soutaro breathed out deeply as if giving up.

"—I understand."

"Eh? You're going to introduce me to Hayashi-kun?"

"No way. That's not it—I will do it."

"Eh?"

When I widened my eyes at the unexpected words, Soutaro stared at me seriously while still having a red face.

"If Nee-chan wants it so bad, I will cooperate. —Don't regret it."

I wondered why.

Soutaro seemed to feel like a man, somehow he was not the brother I knew.

1 Chuuhai: a cocktail of shochu with tonic.

2 Umeshu: Japanese plum brandy; unripe plum infused in liquor with added sugar.

3 Following the analogy, the chef here means the guy who did the sexual act, the one who was responsible to 'develop' his partner.

4 At first she said 赤 (aka) which means red, next she said 赤身 (akami) which means lean meat. Both of the words contain 赤 (aka), so Amane thought Soutaro called her lean meat.

5 Following the analogy, the cutting board here means her flat body.

6 She said that a kimeji could become a kihadamaguro.

キメジ (kimeji) is a what Japanese called the young fish version of キハダマグロ (kihadamaguro/yellowfin tuna).

Attention!

I am going to translate the stepbrother’s pov series, but that series started with a backstory of Soutaro and Amane during childhood, and only converge with this chapter at chapter 12. Do you want me to focus on Soutaro’s pov until chapter 12, or should I still release MaguToro’s chapters? Please put a comment below, thanks!