CH 6

Lin Haoyan: The Princess is Mine, No One Else Should Even Think of Snatching Her

Author’s Note: Warning: Something awesome is about to happen! _(:зゝ∠)_ hhh, I simply can’t stop at all.

The next day, Miao Anyun, who had stayed up all night reading the script, luckily didn’t stay up to the point he got dark circles under his eyes.

Today was the school anniversary celebration. The students had all arrived at school early, which was a rare sight. The whole school was brimming with a kind of lively atmosphere. Even the graduating class of senior sisters had relaxed smiles on their faces.

Every year’s school anniversary was considered a fairly important day by Gelasse School. On this day, the students could relax, playing around as much as they liked. They didn’t need to think about those trivial matters.

Miao Anyun had just walked onto campus when he saw quite a few booths that had already been set up. The number of people who had already arrived at school couldn’t be said to be a lot, but it definitely also couldn’t be counted a little. From time to time, groups of people could be seen walking by, talking and laughing. The dignified surroundings had already started to become more lively.

When Miao Anyun arrived at the classroom, he unexpectedly saw Lin Haoyan, who had a smile plastered across his whole face. When he saw Miao Anyun come over, he smiled and waved his hand.

“Little Yun, morning~”

This estatic tilde…

Miao Anyun watched Lin Haoyan silently, deeply suspecting that Lin Haoyan had taken the wrong medicine this morning. And, what kind of terrible name is Little Yun… in less than two seconds, Miao Anyun came to the conclusion that Lin Haoyan did not take medicine this morning. He firmly decided to ignore Lin Haoyan, who had forgotten to take his medicine (?).

“Little Yun, why are you ignoring me~” Aggrieved.

“…” Miao Anyun didn’t even bat an eye as he touched the goosebumps on his shoulders. Then, he turned and walked out.

He had better go find his own family’s cousin. He couldn’t stay any longer in this classroom…→This was the Miao Anyun who would rather go practice piano than stay in the classroom and face the abnormal Lin Haoyan.

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There was still some time before his solo piano performance and their class play. Miao Anyun was currently sitting in the school theater, watching other people practice their performance.

Their school had specially constructed a theater for performances (should it be called worthy of being an aristocratic school… ). The theater was very large. It was large enough to seat all several thousand students of the school at once.

The theater had two floors. The view from the second floor was better, but there were fewer seats. These were usually given to the principal and teachers. Miao Anyun’s seat was also on the second floor. After all, he was from a privileged social class (Yeah, everyone understands).

The stage was very big, and its heavy red curtains were tied back with yellow ropes. At the moment, being presented on the stage was…

Miao Anyun silently watched that 189 cm tall rough looking man, who was wearing a white dress and a red hood while carrying a small basket.

Guess what scene this is?

The narration went like this: Little Red Riding Hood was quickly walking through the forest path, about to reach her grandmother’s house to find her grandmother.

Correct, this was the story of “Little Red Riding Hood”. Miao Anyun felt like he would never be able to look straight at the four words “Little Red Riding Hood” in the same way ever again…

That scene, paired with that narration, made for a picture so amazing he didn’t even dare to look at it. The students all expressed one after another that their eyes were about to go bad.

Not only were the audience members below the stage laughing until they got stomachaches, almost unable to hold back their praise anymore, the Little Red Riding Hood on the stage also expressed he was feeling a mountain of pressure and nearly couldn’t go on anymore. This big bro could only feel like his face was scorching hot. This matter would probably leave him a psychological shadow for the rest of his life.

＃Asking this big bro just how big of a psychological shadow he got from this moment＃

Miao Anyun very calmly and collectedly (…) drank a mouthful of water, pushing down his shock. After seeing this “Little Red Riding Hood”, when he thought about how he too would have to wear a dress in just a little bit, Miao Anyun… his whole body felt unwell.

The incredibly fortunate thing was, the following performances were all pretty normal (?). There was nothing that made Miao Anyun feel horrified.

Hn, it was just some “Beauty and the Beast”s at the level where the beast had looks as beautiful as a flower and the beauty had looks like a slag (huh?). Miao Anyun numbly expressed that his heart didn’t move in the slightest.

Miao Little Yun seemed to have been played broken~ (laugh)

After a series of performances that left people physically and mentally traumatized to a certain extent, it was finally Miao Anyun and his class’s turn to perform. Miao Anyun got up from his seat with a stiff expression, following his classmates to the dressing room.

After allowing the little makeup sis to give him a delicate makeup look, Miao Anyun put on a wig, changed into a gorgeous cheongsam, and wore a pair of yellow high heels on his feet. In the eyes of the little makeup sis, when he walked out of the dressing room, he looked like this——

A girl with long black hair, lifting up her dress slightly as she walked gracefully out of the dressing room. Her skin was soft and white, like the cleanest fresh snow. Her appearance was exquisite to the point that the little makeup sis couldn’t find even a trace of flaws. Her dark, bright eyes looked quick-witted and clear. She looked like one of the elves that only existed in fairy tales, unimaginably beautiful

The little makeup sis who had already become stunned silly from the sight: Drooling.

Miao Anyun wasn’t aware of this himself, so he just went straight backstage like this, stunning quite a few people silly on the way.

“… Little Yun?” Lin Haoyan, who was handsomely dressed from head to toe as a prince, called out hesitantly.

“It’s me.” This beautiful elf gently parted his vermillion lips. His voice was as clear as the ice and snow on the mountaintop, crisp and melodious, but carrying a slight chill (voice changer √).

“…” Lin Haoyan became intoxicated.

My wife (?!) is so pretty… heiheihei（﹃）→ Lin Haoyan’s thoughts.

Hey, who’s your wife? Does Miao Little Yun know that you call him like this?→＿→

In just this short period of time, the performance of the previous class ended. The red curtains on the stage slowly lowered.

When the curtains were lifted once again, the backdrop had already changed to the gorgeous castle.

“In a distant country, there lived a king and queen who longed for a child. Hence, they sincerely prayed to the heavens…”

“Great deities! We are a good king and queen. Please bestow upon us a child!”→The queen, who was a man wearing a gorgeous cheongsam.

Yes, both the actors for the king and queen were men. Who asked their class to be a science class, where there tended to be more men? The front row lit some candles, expressing their pity.

“Not long after, the queen indeed gave birth to a cute little princess. This girl’s skin was as white as snow, her cheeks were as red as apples, and her hair was black and supple. Therefore, the king and queen named her “Snow White”. All the people across the country gave many, many blessings to Snow White.”

At this time, the curtain was lowered and the backdrop was replaced with a forest. At this time, Snow White, who was played by Miao Anyun, appeared.

“Snow White slowly grew up under the king and queen’s doting, and finally became a girl that everyone loved upon first sight. Snow White was extremely kind and caring, often playing with the animals. The animals in the forest, such as the deer, bunnies, squirrels, and birds, all liked Snow White because she would give them food to eat and even tell them stories.”

“Show White’s character was so good and pure, not at all fake like those coquettish cheap goods outside (something strange seems to have been mixed in??! And, isn’t this description too long…). She passed her days happily.” The narration continued on, but the audience below had already stopped listening.

The audience had completely exploded with liveliness. Miao Anyun, who was on the stage, seemed to have heard these kinds of conversations——

“WTF, which class is that little sis from? She’s so pretty!”

“Little sis little sis, look at me look at me（﹃）～”

“Ahhhh, little sis, marry me!!!” …

Miao·Snow White·Anyun’s face stiffened.

Next (under the strong request of Miao Anyun), we press the fast forward button.

“When the dwarfs came home in the evening, they saw Snow White lying on the ground, as if dead. They immediately carried her onto the bed and tried their best to save her, but Snow White still did not wake up.”

“The dwarves cried and wept as they put Snow White into a glass coffin full of fresh flowers, preparing to hold a grand funeral.”

“Just then, the prince of a neighboring country just happened to pass by the forest. He saw the beautiful and lovely princess in the crystal coffin, along with the nearby mourning dwarves and animals.”

A wild Lin Haoyan has appeared (go away). Lin Haoyan, the handsome person dressed as a prince from head to toe, walked in front of the platform.

“After the prince found out what happened, he looked at Snow White sadly with tears in his eyes and said…”→Mr. Narrator

“Poor princess, how good would it be if you could come back to life!” Lin·Pervert·Prince·Haoyan gazed tenderly at Miao Anyun… ’s beautifully shaped red lips (the little makeup sis applied lipstick on him), planning to kiss them.

The Miao Anyun who was quietly lying down: …

He suddenly wanted to move around as a corpse, what to do?（╯‵□′）╯︵┻━┻

The audience beneath the stage: …Let go of that hot princess! Let me come!!!”

The audience below had just formed those thoughts when the operations on the stage were put into motion. They just managed to see a charming (?) dwarf blocking the prince’s movements, while the other six dwarves also started to react slowly, following the first dwarf’s lead to block the prince. Both sides were in a stalemate. Then, it was broken, and they started to fight.

The seven dwarves were acted by seven little sisses from their class. The leading dwarf (:зゝ∠) was the female lead Xia Youyou.

Xia·Dwarf·Youyou: The princess is mine! Go away, don’t bother us!

Everyone in the audience: Damn, this plot is wrong. What kind of godly plot twist is this… although we feel a little sorry for the prince, we are still silently saying to the dwarves, beautiful job!

Miao·Motionless Corpse Princess·Anyun could only feel the veins on his forehead popping up. He tried to control himself for a long time, but still failed in the end. He decisively made some sudden movements as a corpse!

Everyone witnessed the beautiful Snow White suddenly opening her closed eyes, sitting up expressionlessly from the crystal coffin and spitting out the poisonous apple in her mouth. She gracefully stood up and left as gently as she came, leaving everyone with only an infinitely beautiful view of her back.

“… Snow White came back to life, and lived a happy and blessed life forever after…”

End of play.

Audience: stupefied.gif

Performers: stupefied.gif

“Clap clap clap!” A few people took the initiative to start clapping. The applause that originally came in twos and threes seemed to have set off a chain reaction. The audience turned into a sea of applause. In the end, almost everybody was applauding.

Students and Teachers: Even though we feel that there seems to be something wrong with this plot, it is unexpectedly very good ╰(°▽°)╯

Translator’s Note: Sorry sorry sorry for the long absence. I thought I was only taking a short break and in the blink of an eye… more than month has passed… But yes… it was super funny, right? LOL Miao Anyun.

Ooh, also: Poll Results for “Who do you think will dance with Miao Anyun at the dance?”! 135 votes total, here are the results:

~Chu Yexuan: 3 votes

~Lin Haoyan: 82 votes

~Xia Youyou: 3 votes

~No One: 34 votes

~Other (side characters like the teacher, Chen Churong, random fangirls, etc.): 14 votes

I mean… I kind of expected Lin Haoyan’s popularity… but why is no one the runner-up??? Can anyone explain??? And other… O.O I won’t spoil it… the dance will happen in the next chapter or two… but WOW.