Chapter 2 of 100
Chapter 2
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"Shit!"
With a loud cry, Luo Feng woke up again, and he found himself in a chaotic void, with no sky, no earth, and boundless darkness everywhere.
Was I hit by that strange meteorite? Am I dead?
Is this... the world of dead souls?
A faint white light emanated from his body, and Luo Feng felt that he indeed looked like a soul.
The world of dead souls, it’s like this. Will I wander here forever, or will my soul gradually disintegrate and eventually return to nothingness?
As Luo Feng was filled with confusion, not knowing what to do, several light points emerged from the darkness, drifting towards him like fireflies.
Oh, it seems there are other dead souls here!
Luo Feng's spirits lifted. Even as a dead soul, one still fears loneliness. If he could meet other dead souls, at least he would have company.
The light points gradually became clearer, indeed, they were dead souls with white light emanating from their bodies.
"Ha ha ha, great, we finally found a body that can accommodate all our attributes!"
"Hmm, this body seems to have some flaws."
"Don’t worry about those minor issues. It’s easy to fix."
"Right, we should be grateful. If we keep wandering like this, we won’t last much longer!"
"I told you, our luck isn’t that bad!"
"..."
There were thirteen dead souls in total. From their voices, they seemed quite old, but still had strong voices.
These old guys were quite excited when they saw Luo Feng and started chattering nonsensically.
A tall, bald dead soul floated in front of Luo Feng: "Kid, you’re lucky to meet us. From now on, your fate will change dramatically!"
Luo Feng was completely confused and frowned, asking, "Excuse me, who are you?"
"Hehe, who am I? Stand steady, don’t wet your pants!" The bald dead soul puffed out his chest and said proudly, "My name is Linton. How does that sound, huh, ha ha ha..."
Linton?
Luo Feng twisted his head in thought for a moment and then said, "Sorry, I’ve never heard of you."
"What, you’ve never heard of me, Linton?" The old guy almost jumped up, as if he had been greatly insulted: "Kid, you’re so ignorant, you might as well be dead!"
Luo Feng shrugged: "I’m already dead, aren’t I?"
"You..." The old guy puffed up, ready to scold Luo Feng, but another dead soul floated over. He was very thin, with a mustache, a somewhat lecherous face, and a sharp voice: "Calm down, calm down. We’re not ordinary people, and a lot of time has passed. It’s understandable that he hasn’t heard of us."
"A lot of time?" The bald dead soul glared at the lecherous dead soul: "I, the great Supreme Flame Emperor, one of the Ten Supreme Beings, should never be forgotten by history, damn it!"
Supreme Flame Emperor?
Luo Feng was shocked. He still hadn’t heard of this person, but the word "Supreme" was very sensitive to him.
These were the people standing at the pinnacle of the world, the epitome of super strength, possessing the power to destroy heaven and earth, and thus called "Supreme"!
The dead soul in front of him claimed to be a Supreme.
Luo Feng didn’t dare to hope to meet a Supreme, as each one was high and mighty, legendary figures. Even in the world of dead souls, it seemed unrealistic. Moreover, this Supreme Flame Emperor kept saying "I" and "me," which didn’t seem to match the dignity of a Supreme. Luo Feng’s eyes couldn’t help but show some doubt, which the bald dead soul noticed and became furious: "You don’t believe me, do you? I’ll prove it to you right now, watch carefully, kid!"
As he spoke, he stood straight and extended his right index finger. Seeing that he seemed to be getting into position, Luo Feng was intimidated and involuntarily took a step back.
"Ugh, ugh, ugh..." The bald dead soul’s already red face turned even redder, and he let out a groan like someone constipated. After a few seconds, a small flame sprouted from his finger.
The bald dead soul laughed triumphantly: "Ha ha ha, did you see that, ignorant kid? Tremble before my great power!"
Luo Feng almost fainted. For a fire martial artist, emitting flames is easy. This level of flame is very basic. A fire Supreme could even dry up rivers and lakes with their fire power. Now this old guy had struggled for so long to produce such a tiny flame, and he wasn’t even embarrassed, but was boasting in front of him.
Luo Feng was speechless and coughed: "Old man, do you practice this to light cigarettes?"
"You know nothing, you fool," the bald dead soul raged: "There’s no fire energy in the Void Divine Prohibition, but I created a fire seed. If anyone else did this, they could walk around many places on the continent with just a spark!"
"Right, kid, watch me!" The lecherous dead soul said, then turned into a shadow, flew far away in the air, and came back: "Hehe, I’m the Supreme Shadow Thief, isn’t that fast?"
Luo Feng was speechless. If the dead soul world had ground and time, a rough estimate would be that the lecherous dead soul flew about ten meters away and twenty meters back, taking about five seconds.
Four meters per second, well, for an old man, you can’t expect too much...
"Me, the Supreme Thunderbolt, kid, look at me!"
"I’m the Supreme Frenzy Warrior, one punch can destroy a giant mountain!"
"Destroying a giant mountain is nothing. I, the Supreme Annihilation, can turn a giant mountain into dust with wind!"
"Bullshit, how long does it take for your wind to turn a mountain into dust, and how long does it take for me to punch it? By the time you’re done, I could have destroyed dozens of mountains!"
"..."
Watching these old guys show off their skills and call themselves Supremes, Luo Feng was embarrassed.
Are Supremes so cheap, like dogs running around everywhere?
These must be a group of lunatics, or perhaps dead souls become mentally unstable as they slowly disintegrate. Luo Feng could only explain it this way.
He didn’t want to tangle with a group of lunatics and coughed: "If there’s nothing else, old men, I’ll be on my way."
Saying that, he floated forward, but the old men quickly surrounded him again.
One dead soul said, "No, no, you can’t leave. We’ve finally found a suitable candidate!"
Luo Feng asked in confusion, "Candidate?"
Another dead soul said, "Yes, we will teach you the essence of our most powerful abilities. Cheer up, kid, you’re the luckiest person in the world!"
Luo Feng was speechless. He had no interest in those poor "power abilities," and besides, he was already dead. What was the point of learning more?
Thinking this, Luo Feng said bluntly, "Hello, Supremes, goodbye, Supremes!"
He tried to run out of the encirclement, but a dead soul held him back: "You’re dreaming if you think you can leave. Since we’ve chosen you, you have to learn, whether you want to or not! Ouch, this kid is strong, come on, don’t let him escape!"
This "Supreme" was dragged along by Luo Feng, shouting and looking quite ridiculous.
Soon, the dead souls swarmed over, grabbing Luo Feng with their hands and finally managed to hold him down.
"Phew, phew, phew," one dead soul panted, "Kid, if we weren’t in the Void Divine Prohibition, I could kill you with just a finger, or a breath."
Another dead soul said, "You’re asking for it, kid. Tell me, will you learn or not?"
Luo Feng shook his head and shouted, "No, I won’t learn!"
A third dead soul was furious: "Kid, do you know how many people dream of being our disciples or receiving just a bit of our guidance, which would benefit them for life?"
The lecherous dead soul, the Supreme Shadow Thief, bent down, pointed to a more silent dead soul, and said to the struggling Luo Feng with a sinister tone: "Kid, do you see that guy? He likes men. Even though you’re just a soul, he doesn’t mind, you know. If you don’t learn, hehehe..."
Luo Feng was horrified. He didn’t want to be violated by an old pervert after death.
These lunatics were really unstable and would do anything. The most important thing now was to placate them and protect his chastity.
So Luo Feng said, "Learn, learn, learn. Whatever you want me to learn, I’ll learn, okay?"
The dead souls cheered as if they had won a battle, while Luo Feng was very depressed.
It seemed he would have to spend some time with these old lunatics before their souls dispersed...