Chapter 32

Grandpa kneels and begs for recommendations!

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Sun Wukong was reminded, and he was suddenly shocked. "Oh no, I just focused all my attention on dealing with this kid, and the formation..."

By the time he thought of this, it was already too late!

How could the Nine Star Lords, who had stopped the formation, be a match for Sun Wukong? They weren't 500 years ago, and they still aren't now.

Sun Wukong let out a light command, and the golden cudgel in his hand transformed into countless cudgel shadows, covering the sky and the earth. Taiyin Star Lord, who was the first to face the attack, was struck by a cudgel and flew far away. The Nine Star Formation immediately stopped.

Ji Du Star Lord and Luo Hou Star Lord quickly came to the rescue, swinging their swords and shouting together, "Ji Du, Luo Hou, Dark Sword Kill!" The two swords crossed in an "X" shape, aiming at Sun Wukong's back.

Without the formation to confuse Sun Wukong's eyes, how could these two succeed in their sneak attack? Sun Wukong seemed to have eyes in the back of his head. He extended the golden cudgel backward and lightly touched the intersection of the "X." Both Ji Du and Luo Hou lost their swords and fell backward.

With this, the Nine Star Formation was completely broken. Sun Wukong let out a long laugh, raised his cudgel, and started a wild beating. The Nine Star Lords, having lost the formation, were back to their 500-year-old level and were no match for Sun Wukong. They had to retreat like they did 500 years ago, riding on clouds and fleeing away.

"Haha, 500 years ago, you were my underlings, and 500 years later, you're still my underlings," Sun Wukong pointed at the fleeing Nine Star Lords and laughed. "If you have the guts, come back, and I'll sacrifice you with my blood."

The Nine Star Lords dared not respond to Sun Wukong but shouted at Tang Sen as they fled, "You little brat, remember this... I will repay this grudge with interest."

"Hey, do I look like someone you can bully?" Tang Sen was annoyed, putting his hands on his hips and shouting at the sky. "You dare not challenge Sun Wukong, but you dare to curse me? What's the deal? Even gods bully the weak?"

Sun Wukong chuckled, "Gods have always bullied the weak. If not, why would they have given me the title of Great Sage Equal to Heaven to pacify me? They're all just men without balls."

Tang Sen covered his face, "Hey, Wukong, girls shouldn't say such things. I didn't say anything about you swinging your big cudgel just now, so why are you saying such weird things? Isn't that embarrassing?"

"Oh no!" Sun Wukong suddenly realized that he had unintentionally swung his big cudgel again. He thought about the famous line from "Aotian Invincible Record" where Long Aotian said, "Today, my big cudgel has sacrificed the blood of several virgins." She had just said she would sacrifice the blood of the Nine Star Lords...

Oh no, this is unbearable, I can't live with this shame.

Even if I were to sacrifice blood, I wouldn't choose the Nine Star Lords, who like to dress in colorful clothes. At least I would choose someone handsome, like Tang Sen!

Sun Wukong covered her face and rolled on the ground.

The Black Bear Spirit couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with Sister Wukong?"

"Leave her alone! We should continue on our journey." Tang Sen picked up the Black Bear Spirit and put her on his back, then got on the white dragon, pedaling and continuing westward.

"Hey, wait for me," Sun Wukong jumped up from the ground and chased after the bicycle. "Tang Sen, you're pretty good. You figured out those nine scoundrels' formation right away, even I couldn't see it with my fiery eyes."

Tang Sen smiled, "That formation isn't broken by looking, but by thinking."

Sun Wukong laughed, "Thinking? Too troublesome. I don't like to think. From now on, I'll leave such things to you."

"Really don't want to think?"

"No!"

"Not even about getting married?"

"Hahaha... Thinking won't help. I'm already over 500 years old. Who would marry me?" Sun Wukong laughed. "And I'm a wanted criminal in Heaven. Which ordinary male demon would dare to marry me? Afraid of being hunted by Heaven?"

When she said this, the White Dragon became a bit depressed and said softly, "Oh, you didn't mention it, but after becoming a wanted criminal, finding a husband is really difficult... I come from a noble family, and many young and handsome gods have proposed to the Dragon Palace. I secretly watched them behind the screen, and some of them were really handsome..."

She worriedly said, "I was hoping to marry a good husband, but now it's all over. Will I end up like you, an... old... old..."

"Want to say 'old maid'? Just say it directly," Sun Wukong laughed without caring.

"This... such a harsh word, I can't say it."

"Whatever, not saying it but letting others guess is just as harsh." Sun Wukong said carelessly, "Well-bred ladies are really troublesome..."

The White Dragon didn't respond, just remained silent. It seemed that not being able to marry was a significant issue for her. In the philosophy of well-bred ladies, a woman's highest achievement in life is to marry a good husband, have children, and live a peaceful life. There is no higher goal than this. But after becoming a wanted criminal, this goal became almost unattainable.

Tang Sen had to comfort her, "Not being able to marry isn't that bad. My mom never married, and she's doing just fine."

The three of them continued chatting and laughing as they traveled west. By evening, they set up camp, cooked food, and ate. Tang Sen set up the tents. Now they had three tents, but the Black Bear Spirit didn't have a dedicated tent.

"Hey, why don't I have a tent?" The Black Bear Spirit was unhappy.

"You're a toy bear. Why do you need a single tent?" Tang Sen laughed. "Just sleep with me tonight."

"Wow..." The Black Bear Spirit jumped up, screaming, "Sister Wukong, Sister White Dragon, it's terrible... This man has declared that he will sleep with me tonight! Help... Help... Harassment..."

Sun Wukong ignored her, "You're just a toy bear. No man would really want to sleep with you. Stop making a fuss and go into the tent quietly."

Even the White Dragon didn't take her seriously, whispering, "Black Bear sister, don't talk nonsense and tarnish your reputation. If you want to talk about harassment, at least you should be able to transform into a human first."

"I've only been cultivating for a few years, and I've worked hard to absorb the resentment of other discarded toys to barely be able to move and speak. My cultivation is still shallow. How could I transform into a human?" The Black Bear Spirit was very dissatisfied, covering her chest with her short, fat paws. "My chastity is at risk tonight, and no one is saving me. You people are really inconsiderate."

The Black Bear Spirit nervously crawled into Tang Sen's tent and saw him hugging a laptop, typing away. He was chatting with otaku girls, listening to their concerns, and trying to solve their problems.

The title of Guardian of Otaku Girls was the only way for Tang Sen to gain divine power. As he encountered more and stronger enemies, his desire for divine power grew stronger. He now had a bit of a charlatan's flavor, playing the role of a good man in front of the otaku girls, working hard to increase his influence and expand his followers.

So, he was just playing on the computer and wouldn't hug me! The Black Bear Spirit had some complaints in her heart. Although she had been shouting for help earlier, she actually had a bit of hope, wishing that Tang Sen would hug her to sleep. This wasn't because she loved Tang Sen, but because... she was a hugging bear!

Hugging bears are meant to be hugged. Wanting to be hugged by humans is her nature, her purpose in this world. If no one hugged her to sleep, she would feel very lonely and empty.

Of course, she most hoped that her old owner would change his mind and hug her again, but that was a luxury. Her old owner had grown up and no longer needed an outdated hugging bear toy. They were destined to be separated in this life.

She needed to be hugged, by anyone. Only by being hugged could she realize her value.

And now, she could only hope that Tang Sen would hug her!

The hugging bear's heart was a bit restless, rolling around in the sleeping bag, unable to sleep.

Time passed, and the sky outside was pitch black. The forest was filled with the sounds of birds and insects, and the stream beside the tent made a gurgling sound. The night wind rustled the small trees outside the tent... The Black Bear Spirit was about to turn her head to see if Tang Sen was still on the computer when she suddenly felt someone lying down behind her. It was Tang Sen!

He crawled into the sleeping bag and pulled the hugging bear into the sleeping bag with him, wrapping his arms around her waist and holding her tightly.

The Black Bear Spirit immediately wanted to scream and hit him, but the desire to be hugged ultimately overcame her shyness. She obediently remained silent, playing the role of a hugging bear.

"Ah, so comfortable, so warm! How many years has it been since I've been hugged to sleep?" The Black Bear Spirit silently asked herself, then put aside this meaningless thought and fell asleep happily.

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Grandpa kneels and begs for recommendations!

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