Chapter 62

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When Tang Sen woke up, the sun was already shining on his buttocks. Although there were demons on Yellow Wind Ridge, the ecological environment was excellent. Stepping out of the tent, the fresh air greeted him, and a primitive world filled with birdsong and floral fragrance unfolded before his eyes. Monkeys played on the mountains, and small fish swam in the water. The wind blew over the mountain peak, and the long grass swayed.

Sun Wukong was standing by a pool, using the water as a mirror, striking various "sexy and alluring" poses. She had a flat-chested, board-backed body of a lolita. If she had just stood there and smiled cutely, she would have looked best, but she insisted on trying to look mature, which only made her look even more childish.

Tang Sen couldn't help but cover his face: "Hey, who likes to see a lolita strike sexy poses? Stop it! It's so ugly."

"Pfft, I, Old Sun, am a sexy big sister. Don't call me a lolita," Sun Wukong continued to pose, twisting her waist, tightening her abdomen, and lifting her buttocks... Well, no matter how hard she tried, she was still a flat-chested, board-backed lolita.

Tang Sen called Sun Wukong, Zhu Ba, Bai Long, and Hug Bear over and said seriously and solemnly, "I thought all night and have come up with a plan to gather the hostages. Listen carefully. I plan to restore my human appearance and show my true face to go up the mountain."

"Ah?" Bai Long exclaimed, "Then you will be captured and put in a cage... Who will cook for me?"

"Is this the time to talk about cooking?" Tang Sen was already numb to the lack of focus and smiled bitterly. "I want them to capture and cage me so I can carry out my plan..."

"What do you plan to do?" Sun Wukong was curious.

Tang Sen smiled, "It won't be fun if I tell you. Just wait and see. I'll make some arrangements first. I'll go up the mountain and let the demons capture me. You stay here and set up camp. For the next few days, you will go up the mountain to the 'Character Park' as tourists..."

The girls didn't understand what Tang Sen was planning and looked at him with puzzled eyes.

Tang Sen smiled, "Don't worry! Just go there every day. By the way, when you leave the 'Character Park,' complain to their staff about the lack of attractions, saying there are too few and it's getting boring. Got it?"

"Got it, that's not hard. Just go around and complain about the lack of attractions," Zhu Ba said, still confused. "But I don't see how this will help gather the hostages."

"Ha ha ha..." Tang Sen laughed a few times. "Don't ask, just do it."

Hug Bear was a bit worried, "Brother Tang Sen, what if your plan goes wrong and the demons kill you?"

Tang Sen smiled, "I'm not an ordinary person. I have divine power. Ordinary humans can survive in the cages, so how could I be easily harmed? It's a bit dangerous, but for the sake of saving people, I have to take the risk."

Tang Sen left his valuables with Bai Long to keep an eye on, even taking off the Heavenly Sword he always carried on his back and entrusting it to Bai Long. He only took a small backpack with a few changes of clothes and some snacks, pretending to be a tourist entering the mountain. He washed his face by the stream, revealing his handsome face, and tidied his hair.

After checking himself in the mirror, Tang Sen bid farewell to the four girls, left the camp, and made a big circle, pretending to be a traveler from the east.

On the mountain path, Tang Sen carefully hid his divine power to avoid accidentally showing his strength, trying to act like an ordinary person.

When he reached the mountain where the "Character Park" was located, a gust of yellow wind blew, and Hu Nv appeared before him.

When Tang Sen and his group met Hu Nv as demons, she acted like a cute cat-eared girl, trying to attract customers. But now that Tang Sen appeared as a human, Hu Nv's behavior was completely different. She opened her mouth, revealing a set of sharp little tiger teeth, and let out a powerful tiger roar.

"Ah? Demon!" Tang Sen pretended to be frightened and turned to run.

Hu Nv laughed, "Where are you going, handsome?" She pounced forward, and her fleshy tiger paws landed on Tang Sen's shoulders.

Tang Sen didn't let any divine power leak out, only using human strength to struggle. But human strength was like a child's against a demon, and Hu Nu easily pinned him to the ground, pressing her sharp tiger claws against his neck. "If you want to live, you'd better listen to me."

"You... What kind of demon are you? What are you going to do to me?" Tang Sen pretended to be panicked.

"Ha ha ha!" Hu Nv laughed triumphantly. "I'm going to put you in a cage to help us make money..."

Tang Sen knew that talking too much could lead to mistakes, so he pretended to be scared and trembled, unable to speak.

Hu Nv carried him under her arm and used her demon powers. A yellow wind swept up, and Tang Sen felt like he was flying. In a moment, they were at the entrance of the "Character Park." A deer demon selling tickets greeted Hu Nv, "Oh, Tiger Vanguard, you've caught another handsome guy?"

Hu Nv said proudly, "This one is really good. He's super handsome, and I even like him a bit. The tourists will definitely love him."

The deer demon smiled, "That's great. Try to make as much money as possible. The king has been complaining about a lack of money lately."

"The king is short of money again?" Hu Nv was surprised. "What does she want to buy this time?"

The deer demon pouted, "The king says a new game console has come out, called Plasy_Station_4, or PS4 for short. It's very expensive, and not just the console, but the game cartridges are also very expensive. The king doesn't have enough money and is running around like a rat..."

Hu Nv covered her face, "Hey, the king is a rat demon!"

She turned to look at Tang Sen's handsome face and smiled, "Handsome, you're so handsome that I'm almost drunk. I'll take you to meet the king. Seeing your face will definitely boost our 'Character Park's' earning potential."

Tang Sen had a thousand things he wanted to say, but he had to pretend to be scared and couldn't say anything. The king of these demons seemed to be a rat demon. What does she need a game console for? Could it be... she's a shut-in?

Hu Nv carried him to the deepest part of the "Character Park," where a small cave was marked with a sign reading "Director's Office." Hu Nv knocked on the door, and a very thin female voice came from inside, "Who is it?"

"It's me, Tiger Vanguard!"

"Oh, Tiger Vanguard, come in."

Hu Nv pushed the door open, and Tang Sen's eyes eagerly scanned the inside of the cave. It was a small cave, perhaps because the rat demon didn't like large spaces. The cave was only a few square meters.

Tang Sen had expected the king to be a shut-in, with many shut-in items in the room, but there were none. The room was very ordinary, just like any other woman's. A girl in yellow clothes, about 18 or 19 years old, with a small, oval face and tiny eyes that looked like a rat's, was sitting in the room, tapping an abacus and frowning. "We still don't have enough tourists. Is the publicity not strong enough? Yesterday's revenue was only 830 Tang coins. After deducting operating costs, we only made less than 30 yuan in profit. Oh, we're almost at a loss... Sigh... At this rate, when will we earn enough money to buy a PS4?"

Hu Nv quickly walked over and smiled, "Your Majesty, I've caught a super handsome guy, much handsomer than the ones we've caught before. If we put him in a big cage in the most crowded part of the park, we might attract many female demon tourists... Our income will increase, and you can get your PS4 sooner."

"Really?" The small-eyed rat demon king was overjoyed and quickly came to see Tang Sen. She examined him from all angles and beamed, "Indeed, he is a very handsome man. He will be the new treasure of the park. Tiger Vanguard, you've done a great job this time."

Hu Nv's face turned red, and she looked very happy, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

Tang Sen had many things he wanted to say but had to endure them for the sake of his rescue plan. He lay on his back, tears streaming down his face.

The small-eyed rat demon king patted Tang Sen's shoulder, "Don't be afraid, handsome. Don't cry. Behave well and make more money. We won't kill you, and we'll give you delicious food."

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