Chapter 84 of 100
Chapter 84
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Grandpa recommends a novel written by a friend called *Super Military Overlord*. It's a great book that delves into some aspects of military technology. It's really good. ◎ Since you're used to Grandpa's unreliable recommendations, it's time for you to read some serious sci-fi novels.
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Tang Sen covered his face, "I've never flirted with girls, okay? It was them who..."
The pig charm said seriously, "So this is the art of winning without fighting, right? Master, your realm is truly high."
Tang Sen covered his face again.
"Dear Master, please teach me a few moves... Look, there are so many beautiful college girls outside. If you teach me a few moves to win their favor, maybe someone will be willing to marry me?"
"There's no way." Everyone chimed in sarcastically.
Tang Sen thought seriously for a moment, "Alright, since you want to win the girls' favor so much, I have a way for you."
"Wow! Master, just say it, your disciple will do anything, even if it means jumping into boiling water or walking through fire." The pig charm pounded his chest.
Tang Sen said, "Tomorrow morning, you transform into the armor you wore when you served in the Heavenly Palace. Wear it completely. When I call you, you come out. Your expression should be solemn, serious, and very cool. Then jump into the river, catch the monster, and kill it. The girls will like you."
"Really?" The pig charm was overjoyed.
"Have I ever lied about such things?" Tang Sen said seriously, "If you do as I say, you'll at least get the girls' praise."
"Alright, I'll do it!" The pig charm rubbed his hands, eager to try.
Just as he said this, there was a "bang," and the door opened again. This time, it was the school beauty who jumped in. She seemed to have come to talk to Tang Sen, perhaps still unwilling to give up after being rejected earlier. But when she jumped in, she saw a pig charm on the table talking to Tang Sen.
Tang Sen couldn't help but smile bitterly. What are these girls up to? Don't they knock before entering someone's dorm? Well... you can faint, and I can trick you again by saying I saw hallucinations due to anemia.
But something interesting happened. The school beauty didn't faint immediately. She was stunned, looking at the pig charm on the table and then at Tang Sen. She seemed shocked and confused. The strange atmosphere lasted about five seconds before she finally grasped the situation, let out a soft "ah," and fainted.
"Hey, isn't your reflex arc a bit too long?" Tang Sen caught her, a bit annoyed, "School beauty, that's not how you pretend to faint. It's too slow."
"Cough, did I fail to pretend to faint?" The school beauty's face was awkward as she struggled out of Tang Sen's arms and took a few steps back, "Don't touch me until you like me. I... I'm not that cheap to be intimate with someone who doesn't love me..."
Tang Sen was sweating profusely and quickly put his hands behind his back.
The school beauty blushed and said, "I have a naturally thick nerve, so such things can't scare me. And I've already seen the monster in the Flowing Sand River during the day, so I'm not afraid anymore... But I wanted to show a weak side in front of you, so I pretended to faint. Don't blame me."
"Alright, let's move on. It's the middle of the night, and you burst in without knocking. What do you want?" Tang Sen said.
The school beauty's face turned even redder. She bit her lower lip, seemingly struggling to speak. After a while, she whispered, "I heard you took a leave of absence to go on a bicycle trip around the world, from the Eastern Continent to the Western Continent... It must be very hard, right? Your skin is already tanned by the sun, and you carry a sword, so you must often fight bandits and monsters, right?"
Tang Sen nodded, "Yeah, it's a bit tough."
The school beauty bit her lower lip, "Can you not go? Come... come back to school... continue studying, reading, spring outings, and autumn outings... live a normal life... wouldn't that be happier? Why do you have to go to the Western Continent? Stay here and return to our student life. We can fly back together, and you won't encounter bandits or monsters along the way."
Tang Sen could hear the deep concern in her voice and was a bit moved. But after experiencing a life full of strange and magical events, returning to a mundane life seemed a bit too dull. A man of ambition wouldn't be easily tied down, let alone confined at home. Besides... the woman trying to persuade him wasn't the one he liked.
Maybe if a homebody girl tried to persuade him, he might consider it, but a universally adored school beauty like her couldn't sway him.
Tang Sen smiled, "Everyone has their own aspirations. I have plans for my future, so please don't try to persuade me anymore, school beauty."
Seeing that she couldn't change his mind, the school beauty was disheartened. She sighed and slowly left the room. Just as she reached the door, she turned around and said, "Tang Sen, you always call me school beauty. Have you ever even remembered my name?"
Tang Sen was sweating profusely.
The school beauty said seriously, "My name is Zhang Muxue. You can call me Muxue."
Tang Sen said seriously, "Sorry, Muxue, I won't call you by the wrong name again."
The school beauty then slowly walked into the night...
The pig charm watched the school beauty's back disappear and said dreamily, "What a great girl. If a girl like her loved me, I'd be willing to reincarnate as a sow."
The big-mouthed monkey charm stood up and laughed, "So her last name is Zhang... hehe... hehe..."
"What's so special about the last name Zhang?" Tang Sen asked curiously.
"Nothing." The big-mouthed monkey laughed, "There are many people with the last name Zhang. I was just feeling nostalgic."
Tonight, Tang Sen's dorm room door had been burst into twice. He was very dissatisfied with the door. He carefully locked it and bolted it, then asked Sun Wukong to take out the Golden Cudgel and prop it up behind the door. Hmph, with a 13,500-pound Golden Cudgel propping up the door, I'd like to see which girl can burst in, unless she has the physique of a sailor...
"Everyone, let's go to sleep. We need to get up early to deal with the monster tomorrow." Tang Sen hugged the teddy bear and fell onto the bed.
He slept soundly and didn't know what was happening outside. That night, dozens of girls from other classes were blocked by the Golden Cudgel outside the door. They worked together, using all their strength to push the heavy door, but unfortunately, they couldn't even push it open a crack...
Sun Wukong didn't sleep. The mere door panel couldn't block her fiery eyes. She saw the girls outside using all their strength to push the door, but she didn't mock them.
Being madly in love isn't wrong, who remembers? The famous demon king Sun Wukong was once madly in love with a man...
She quietly recalled the events of 500 years ago. Time had passed, and many things had faded, but she would never forget the man who made her determined to become a mature woman...
"Hey, Little Jin, what kind of girl do you like?" she asked seriously.
"More mature women!" the man laughed.
"Don't you like girls like me?"
"Haha, girls are cute, but they're not good for warming the bed. Mature and full-figured women are more comfortable to hold. Big breasts and a big butt are better for having children." The man laughed heartily.
Sun Wukong clenched her fists tightly. She couldn't do it because she was a naturally born demon. Her body had never developed, not even by a millimeter...
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