Chapter 73

The atmosphere in the car was somewhat heavy. Tongtong, that little girl, was sulking, and it seemed like she wouldn't stop anytime soon! Xiao Sheng, who was driving, took out a bunch of bananas from the back seat as if by magic, placed them in front of Tongtong, and said with a smile:

"Little birthday girl, today is your lucky day, so you can't have a cold face. Otherwise, you'll have a bad year. Have a banana to calm down. What's the big deal? Didn't I just not give you the chance to be the queen? The candles and whips are all prepared at home. You can have your fun when we get back, okay?"

Hearing this, Tongtong turned her head and glared at Xiao Sheng, asking doubtfully:

"Really?"

"Of course not, how old are you? Do you even understand this stuff?"

"Big guy, I'm going to bite you to death today..." With that, Tongtong pounced on Xiao Sheng like a fierce tiger. Xiao Sheng, who was still holding the steering wheel, tried to stop her with one arm while continuously begging for mercy. After a small satisfaction to her ego, Tongtong finally calmed down after about five minutes of折腾 (torture).

A woman's mood is like the weather in June, it can change in an instant! Just a moment ago, it was overcast, but now it's sunny. Xiao Sheng smiled and shook his head at the playful and scheming Tongtong.

"Youth, my youth was all killed on the training ground..."

Because he had a bit of alcohol, Xiao Sheng didn't dare to drive too fast and maintained a steady speed. He had just received a call from Chen Shuyuan, who said she was already home and asked about the situation. Upon learning that the two were on their way home, Chen Shuyuan hung up with a 'hmm'.

After taking a few bites out of Xiao Sheng to vent, Tongtong returned to her usual 'innocent' self. Like other women her age, Tongtong had fantasies about kung fu and asked Xiao Sheng many questions about it. Adhering to the principle that she was the most important today, Xiao Sheng explained in simple terms, but Tongtong still only half understood.

"By the way, big guy, what did you say to that Yan Ruxue? Something about a 'deep throat.' What does that mean exactly?" Tongtong's sudden question made Xiao Sheng freeze. He swallowed hard and stammered:

"This, this is a rather profound question. It's hard to explain in just a few words..."

"Then use three sentences. You must make me understand the meaning of 'deep throat' today, or I won't let it go..."

Looking at Tongtong's serious face, Xiao Sheng scratched his head and looked at the bunch of bananas on the dashboard, then asked softly:

"Are you sure you won't get mad after you know?"

"Of course, I guarantee it with my reputation."

"Alright, just do as I say, and you'll understand without me explaining more..."

"Go on..." Tongtong turned to face Xiao Sheng, eyes wide open, waiting for his explanation. After a brief silence, Xiao Sheng looked hesitant and continued:

"Are you sure you won't get mad, won't lose your temper..."

"Do you believe I'll lose my temper right now..."

"Alright, alright, today you're the boss. Remember, you guaranteed it with your reputation!"

"Why are you so fussy, just say it..." After hearing this, Xiao Sheng gathered his courage and began guiding Tongtong step by step:

"First, please, Miss Tong, take a banana from the dashboard, the biggest one... Yes, that's it. Now, peel it, but don't break it, or it's ruined."

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll really lose my temper..."

"Alright, alright, don't rush. Put the peeled banana in your mouth, just like that, and slowly push it in with your hands, a bit deeper, yes, a bit deeper..." At this point, the nearly 20-centimeter banana was almost entirely in Tongtong's mouth. Seeing this, Xiao Sheng couldn't help but widen his eyes, realizing that Tongtong was also a 'pro.'

Due to the banana blocking her throat, Tongtong's face was distorted, tears streaming from her eyes, and she was gagging.

Xiao Sheng, feeling a bit uneasy, took a deep breath and asked:

"Are you uncomfortable?" Tongtong 'mm-hmm' nodded.

"Is it deep enough?" Tongtong nodded again.

"Alright, you can take it out now..." Hearing this, Tongtong quickly pulled the banana out and turned to the side, gagging. She had almost vomited everything she had eaten at Shengshi Huangchao, and now her mouth was full of saliva.

"This is what 'deep throat' means, just replace the banana with something else, and you get it..." Hearing this, Tongtong slowly stood up, eyes wide open, and instantly understood. She grabbed her high-up hair and screamed in a frenzy, then pounced on Xiao Sheng, roaring:

"You pervert, I'm going to tear you apart today..."

Seeing Tongtong's state, Xiao Sheng panicked and quickly slowed down, afraid of causing an accident. He dodged her, countering:

"Your reputation, Miss Tong, where is your reputation?"

Even with Xiao Sheng's arm blocking her, Tongtong's face was extremely distorted as she screamed back:

"Even if I lose my face, I won't let this go today..."

With that, she used all her strength to press against Xiao Sheng's 'chest weapon,' fiercely 'trampling' his hairy arm. Xiao Sheng, too preoccupied to feel this moment, awkwardly tried to explain, but it was clear that Tongtong was truly angry and wouldn't listen to any of his explanations. She braced her foot against the car door and attacked Xiao Sheng with all her might.

While steering the car, Xiao Sheng was also entangled with Tongtong, occasionally glancing at the vehicles outside through the rearview mirror. At this moment, a truck coming from the opposite direction suddenly changed lanes and headed straight for Xiao Sheng's Mercedes. Reacting quickly, Xiao Sheng pushed away the relentless Tongtong, gripped the steering wheel tightly, and slammed on the brakes. Just as the two vehicles were about to collide, the Mercedes, under Xiao Sheng's control, made a beautiful arc and darted out. However, by the time Xiao Sheng realized something was wrong, the two vehicles were almost head-on. Even with his superb driving skills, Xiao Sheng narrowly avoided a disaster, but the side of the car was still heavily hit by the truck. Instantly, the Mercedes lost balance and crashed into the flower bed beside the provincial road.

However, the truck driver, along with several men in the truck, abandoned their vehicle and rushed towards the flower bed with machetes.