Chapter 2 - He was impotent!

Next, there was fake dating, meet-the-parents sessions, discuss of wedding preparation. In conclusion, when the two got married, other than the wedding banquet where their parents received monetary blessings from friends and relatives was real, everything else was fake. That included the marriage certificate which they spent thirty dollars to create and show their parents.

She still remembered that when she first met Chen Jun’s parents, her fake mother-in-law looked down on her. After all, her mediocre conditions could not be matched up with the golden bachelor Chen Jun. The gap between the two of them was naturally big. However, the good thing was that the two would not be really married. Chen Jun took on the pressure from his parents and insisted that he would like to marry her. His parents could not fight against his stubbornness and reluctantly agreed.

After nearly half a year of fake dating, they got married. After getting married for nearly a year, they got along relatively harmoniously. Occasionally, because of Chen Jun’s bad temper, there was some occasional unhappiness, but that too quickly dissipated.

Aside from the annoying fact that parents from both sides were rushing them to have children, Qing Ning felt that the fake marriage was smooth and comfortable.

The next day after Chen Jun was discharged from the hospital, the two did not have alone time. Qiao Ning had not had the opportunity to tell Shen Jun about their fake marriage, and both parties’ parents came to their house, demanding to find out what was going on about Chen Jun’s inability to perform. The two mothers once again started arguing.

“How is it possible that Xiao Jun cannot perform? Qiao Ning, you better make yourself clear. Before the two of you get married, when Xiao Jun go to the toilet every morning, the sound of urine is very powerful. How can it be possible that he cannot perform? Are you the one with problems and you are falsely accusing our Xiao Jun?”

Chen Mother started very aggressively, Qiao Ning did not have the opportunity to reply, her mother retorted: “Xiao Ning is only in her early twenties, young and healthy, how can there be any problem? This is the young couple’s affairs, let them solve it on their own. You are a mother-in-law, why do you care so much!”

Chen Jun got a headache from the fights. Especially when they spoke about his pee being very powerful. Even though the people sitting next to him were his closest relatives and wife, he too felt embarrassed.

“In that case, tomorrow I’ll go …….” The word “check-up” did not come out of his mouth.

His virtuous wife who was seated beside him listened to the conversation said, “Mom and Dad, please stop arguing. I’ll tell you the truth. Chen Jun is … impotent, but the doctor said that he is in good health and can be cured soon, so you can rest assured and leave the rest to the doctor.”

Impotence!!!

If she said he had other problems, he might believe it. Whether he was impotent or not, he would know the best himself!

After hearing this, both parents were even more embarrassed. They forced this sort of topic to be discussed out in the open. The most embarrassed person must be Chen Jun. Chen Jun’s parents were also aware of their son’s temper, and if he was angered and would eat people*.

After telling them that they would get good treatment, both parents hurriedly excused themselves to leave.

As soon as the parents left, the house was silent. Facing Chen Jun’s scrutinizing gaze, Qiao Ning naturally felt a little nervous.

Thinking of something to ease the embarrassment, Chen Jun took the lead in asking, “Why do you want to tell such a lie?”

“I didn’t … I didn’t lie?” Qiao Ning faltered, “Or did you remember everything?”

How else would he know she lied?

“You did not lie? Impotent or not, would I not be clear of that myself?” Chen Jun frowned. This little petite wife of his, why would she tell such a lie? He did not understand.

Qiao Ning was confused, she was not too clear about the illness related to men’s private parts. Impotence was the most convenient, hence, she prevaricated with it.

“Then it might be cured.” Qiao Ning said firmly.

Anyway, he had amnesia, so it was easy to bluff.

This …… seemed to be reasonable, otherwise, it would be unreasonable for the couple to get married for almost a year and have no children. In addition, no matter thinking from all perspectives, he felt that his wife did not have to lie.

Chen Jun nodded, “Good, then this topic is over. Don’t say it again.”

Chen Jun got up and walked toward the kitchen. As he walked, he said, “You must be tired from taking care of me in the hospital these days. What do you like to eat? I’ll make you something to eat.”

Did he know how to cook? After his memory loss, he was not only easy to fool, but he also became a little more considerate. For an instant, Qiao Ning wavered a little considering whether to talk to him about their fake marriage.

“What do you know how to make?” Qing Ning followed over.

“What? Have I not done it before? I do not know how to make complicated dishes, but I’m very good at cooking instant noodles and chicken wings. Before I retired, we went abroad for competitions and were not used to foreign food. We would cook these things in the hotel. Go and have a rest, and I’ll call you when I’m done. ”

Qing Ning could not believe it. Now he was not only considerate but also talked a lot more.

Why not? Let her enjoy it for a while, and then tell him at night?

Anyway, she was also exhausted from taking care of him and playing a loving couple with him the past few days. It was only natural that he waited on and took care of her for a while.

With that in mind, Qiao Ning stretched out her waist and said, “All right, I’ll go to sleep. Call me when you’re ready.”

Would eat people* (要吃人 Yào Chī Rén) – literal translation. Refers to being extremely scary.

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