Chapter 4

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"Big Sister Nanlian, I think she won't show up for a while. Let's listen to what that brat is saying behind our backs." Guan Nuo tapped the car's audio control, and after a couple of static noises, Wang Yan's voice came through the car speakers, "Uncle Cao, it turns out you were the one who took me to the hospital yesterday? I really appreciate it."

"Nuo, did you put a bug on him?" Nanlian's face turned slightly cold.

"Big Sister Nanlian, that brat suddenly appeared and harassed us. I have reason to suspect he's an accomplice of hers." Guan Nuo said seriously, "Didn't you often teach me that enemies are very cunning and cruel? We need to be bold and meticulous, and not miss any clues?"

"I think you're just upset and want to take revenge." Nanlian glared at her through her sunglasses.

"This isn't revenge; I want to expose his hypocritical true nature." Guan Nuo crossed her arms and said coldly, "I was wrong before, and I accepted his insults. But I don't believe that brat is a good person. If I don't peel off his layer of hypocrisy, I won't live up to my reputation as 'Yansha' of the 'Cold and Beautiful Duo.'"

"I said, I reject this tasteless nickname!" Nanlian's lips twitched slightly.

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"Little Yan, actually, Uncle is quite impressed with you for bravely helping the old lady who fell." Cao Dapao, holding half a cigarette, fanned himself and said with a sigh, "This sense of justice, this manly spirit. Even when I was young, I couldn't match it."

"Uncle Cao, you're joking. I just graduated from university not long ago, and I still have some naivety." Wang Yan lit a cigarette; he had picked up the habit after breaking up with his first love.

"Little Yan, Uncle felt a connection with you at first sight. We're both people who like to chase girls." Cao Dapao stroked his weathered beard and said hoarsely, "It's fate, this is fate."

Wang Yan's face darkened, almost choking on his cigarette. What kind of talk is this? Uncle, where did you see that I like chasing girls? I've only had one girlfriend in my life, and we broke up three months ago. I haven't thought about chasing girls since.

"Acting, what's the point of acting in front of Uncle? Ordinary people would be intimidated by that luxury car." Cao Dapao hooked his arm around Wang Yan's shoulder and winked knowingly, "But when you saw those two women in the sports car, you took action after just 0.5 seconds. That kind of decisiveness, courage, and determination isn't something just any girl-chaser can do."

"Uncle Cao, you've misunderstood." Wang Yan explained, feeling both amused and exasperated, "They were the ones who almost hit Old Lady Zhang yesterday. I went to scold them, hoping they would be more careful in the future. If something happens, it's bad for both the victim and the perpetrator."

"Hehe, acting, keep acting in front of your Uncle." Cao Dapao stroked his chin and patted Wang Yan's shoulder mysteriously, "I took a quick look just now, and those two girls are top-notch. Rich, young, beautiful, and with great personalities. People who chase them usually line up for blocks. They've seen all kinds of suitors. How could a few flattering words move them? Your approach is very clever, it's called going against the grain."

"Uncle, I really didn't mean it that way." Wang Yan shook his head self-deprecatingly, "As a poor guy who can't even support myself, what right do I have to chase them? Pfft, pfft, to chase them?"

"That's why Uncle says you're clever." Cao Dapao, with the air of a world-weary expert in romance, analyzed vividly, "Girls of their caliber have heard so many sweet words and declarations of love that they're numb to them. They've built high psychological defenses against suitors. Scolding and humiliating them, the more vicious and cruel, the better. First, it subtly lowers their guard. Second, it undermines their superior attitude. Third, it leaves them with a deep, fresh, and stimulating impression. Fourth, they'll hate you, think about you, and even want to take revenge on you, giving both sides a chance for further contact. Fifth, your righteous words will plant a seed in their minds: this guy is fundamentally a good person, giving a huge reason for a final comeback and a rags-to-riches story! In summary, Little Yan, you've already reached the level of a girl-chasing expert!"

"Uncle! I'm convinced!" That theory left Wang Yan speechless, unable to explain himself. He was utterly impressed. He simply went up to scold them, and Cao Dapao could analyze it into such a profound theory. Amazing, truly amazing! This uncle is a great master hidden in the city.

"Convinced is good. With your skills, you still have a bit to go before you can bluff Uncle. Ha ha~" Cao Dapao looked pleased, patting Wang Yan's shoulder lightly, "But you're young, keep working on it, and one day you'll reach Uncle's level of girl-chasing expertise."

"Uncle, what is the highest level of girl-chasing?" Although his intentions were twisted, Wang Yan couldn't help but ask out of curiosity, "Give us a lesson, broaden our horizons?"

Not just Wang Yan, the "Cold and Beautiful Duo" in the Maserati also exchanged glances. Where did such a perverted uncle come from?

The theories he spouted were systematic, and upon careful thought, they made some sense.

Guan Nuo was even more chilled to the bone, feeling a lingering fear. Fortunately, she had installed a bug. Otherwise, she might have been charmed by that girl-chasing expert.

Angry as she was, Guan Nuo was also intensely curious. Just now, listening to the perverted uncle's analysis, the "girl-chasing expert" level was already astonishing. So, what about the "highest level of girl-chasing," which sounded so powerful? How impressive could it be?

Guan Nuo, who had been gritting her teeth, perked up her ears and turned up the volume on the bug, "Big Sister Nanlian, we must understand our enemy better and broaden our horizons to avoid being charmed by those experts. Men these days are really full of tricks."

Nanlian, though still cold, also perked up her ears unconsciously. Clearly, she was also very interested in the so-called highest level of girl-chasing.

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"The highest level!"

Cao Dapao fanned himself with a cracked fan, slowly closing his eyes. He stood there awkwardly, and a breeze made his floral shorts sway gently.

The scorching sunlight shone on his face, as if casting a halo around his stubbled cheeks, blindingly bright and impossible to look at directly.

"Very simple, three words!"

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