CH 13

Li Jun let out a low laugh from his throat as he smoothly took him into his arms, “I’m just teasing you. How can I let others see teacher’s appearance?……”

“……” Pei Lu had tried holding back, but in the end, he could no longer hold back his words, “Li Jun, we should have a proper talk.”

666 still held a grudge so when he heard his words, he mocked: “Talk about what? Love? There’s nothing that getting laid can’t fix.”

“……” Pei Lu’s serious face suddenly cracked and he gasped, “……You shut up!”

“Hmph~” 666 hummed arrogantly and didn’t make another sound in the end.

Li Jun tenderly stroked his head, his tone doting, “Okay, what does teacher want to talk about?”

If you just look at the appearance alone, it was like a small couple having a temper tantrum and the well-tempered boyfriend was coaxing his little lover.

Although the truth was not much different, Li Jun’s doting attitude always made it seem like Pei Lu was being unreasonable.

Pei Lu was not happy, “Be serious.”

Li Jun donned an innocent expression, “Teacher, I am very serious.”

Pei Lu: “……” Forget it, let’s not dwell on this issue: next question.

“We shouldn’t do this……” Pei Lu racked his brain to think of the words, “This is not right.”

Li Jun’s eyes sank slightly as he swept over the tips of his reddened ears, “What isn’t?”

“That is, me and you……” Pei Lu’s eyes drifted, “Us; two men……”

Li Jun faintly cut off his words, “Teacher is trying to say that two men can’t be together?”

Pei Lu nodded stiffly. His heart was weak and he was afraid to lift up his eyes.

“But……” Li Jun forcefully lifted his chin, his thumb rubbing pressure on his fleshy lips, “……Doesn’t teacher like men? “

“!!!” Pei Lu’s eyes widened in surprise, just like a rabbit that saw its natural enemy.

“How did he know?” Pei Lu asked 666 in despair.

666 rejoiced in his misfortune, “Don’t you know? GAY has a self-contained aura. Those of the same kind can tell each other from a glance, especially since you are so GAY.”

Pei Lu: “……” F*ck you.

He hung his head with a lack of energy to defend, “Who said that……I, I like girls.”

Li Jun came forward and kissed him, “It was obvious that teacher felt really comfortable that night……and you were screaming so well too……”

“After trying with me, can teacher still be with a woman now?”

Pei Lu was dumbfounded, this person was too shameless.

He totally did not know how to retort. Li Jun was right. He was indeed born GAY. Towards a girl, he simply did not have any feelings, not even the most basic physiological reaction. It could be said that he had suffered a lot.

When Li Jun saw him, like a rabbit staring with widened eyes and the small round tail behind him might even be shaking, his heart was a soft mess. Straightening out Pei Lu’s wind-blown messy hair, Li Jun held his hand seriously, “Since teacher originally liked men, why won’t you want to try it with me?”

He tried to sell his amenity, “I am good-looking, will make money to support the family, can cook……I can also learn……” And he said this with a little smug look. “I also have an eight-pack. Seven rounds in one night is also no problem for me.”

Li Jun ambiguously blinked, “Teacher has personally experienced it.”

“……” Pei Lu choked and almost had a heart attack from this damn child. After all, logically speaking, there was nothing wrong with what Li Jun said.

He originally liked men and Li Jun looked very much in line with his aesthetic standards, so there was really nothing unsuitable.

But……Pei Lu pinched his fingers and lowered his head in a dying struggle, “I don’t like the ones younger than me.”

“Teacher obviously has feelings for me,” Li Jun sighed bitterly, looking at him like a little lover who was trying to be difficult, “Teacher is not honest at all.”

“……” Pei Lu was choked speechless. What else could he say? He simply could not win against this damn child’s crooked reasoning.

“Sigh~” 666 let out a deep sigh, “You should just give in to him and take it as a Spring dream[1] . No one will remember when they wake up anyway.”

“But……” Pei Lu wrinkled his brows and wanted to argue, but he didn’t know where to start so he could only hesitantly close his mouth. In the end, it was his own connivance that had developed to the present point.

Besides age, Li Jun was almost a perfect lover. He had a good face and an even better body. He was gentle out of bed and a beast in bed. Putting him in a group, he would absolutely be the perfect top in every bottom’s dreams.

However, this was not the real world.

This was only the spiritual world of the person he was treating and when he finished his task and the patient was well, no one would remember anything that happened here, not even him(PL).

Since it was destined to be a love affair that would end without a breakthrough, then why start it in the first place?

The conversation ended in Pei Lu’s long silence.

Li Jun was a silent person, but he showed 200% tolerance and patience for Pei Lu. He cracked Pei Lu’s hard shell little by little, clearly desperate to touch his soft interior. However, he forced himself to take his time in order not to scare him.

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Li Jun held his hand as they headed home. Pei Lu struggled all the way, but was unsuccessful.

And their relationship became so strangely stagnant.

Pei Lu no longer avoided Li Jun and would wait for him to go home together after class every day. Then the two of them would go to the supermarket to buy groceries before heading back to make a warm dinner.

In order to share the housework, Li Jun also clumsily learned to cook. He learned everything quickly and well, but only when it came to cooking that he failed. He obviously followed the recipe accordingly step by step and even measured the spices by grams, but there was always something missing in the dishes. It was not like the meals at home and was more like the cold samples in the luxury hotel.

Pei Lu’s tongue endured the torture for two days. Finally, he could not stand it anymore and sent Li Jun to wash the dishes and mop the floor while Pei Lu continued to be his chef.

Li Jun, who was sent to wash dishes and mop the floor, was also not annoyed and he did the housework with a satisfied expression.

Although his teacher’s mouth did not agree, his body was very honest.

The two of them had a good life, but the Li family did not have such a good atmosphere.

Li Jun had disappeared without saying a word and it was Li Qingyi, who had sent someone to look for him only to find out that his son had gone to live with someone else.

Li Qingyi was a straight man and was a straight man with a big heart. After listening to his subordinates report, he happily said to Wen Wan, “Our son finally has a good friend to talk to.”

“……” Wen Wan looked at him in disgust, “You don’t feel like anything is wrong?”

Li Qingyi wanted to go put his arm around Wen Wan’s waist, but he was avoided with disgust. He dawdled next to her and casually asked, “What’s wrong?”

Wen Wan grabbed his ears and she was not in a good mood, “Our son and Xiaoyue are together, do you understand now?!”

“……” Li Qingyi silently digested her words for a moment and his eyes blanked out, “What do you mean by together?”

“Euphemistically speaking, it’s falling in love. Directly speaking, it’s cohabitation.” Wen Wan went straight to the point. Although she had more or less a premonition, when things really happened, she was still a bit uncomfortable.

Especially Li Qingyi, this stupid teammate, who actually still believed that the two children were good friends……

Li Qingyi silently reflected for a while. Then he slapped the table and headed outside, “I’ll have someone call Li Jun back!”

“Sit down.” Wen Wan was furious. She simply felt hopeless for her slow-witted straight husband, “Why are you calling Li Jun back? It’s already hard for him to have someone he likes, do you really want to give him a hard time?”

“……” Li Qingyi weakly sat down and looked at Wen Wan embarrassingly, “I just, just wanted to call him back to have a heart-to-heart chat.”

“Heart-to-heart chat?” Wen Wan unceremoniously retorted, “You will have to burn incense if our son is willing to say a few words to you.”

“……” Li Qingyi finally realized that he was wrong to say more and simply asked Wen Wan, “Then what do you think we should do?”

“Wait.” Wen Wan sighed, “When the time comes, they will naturally look for us to show their cards.”

……

So when the two people were in an awkward love, their little secret had long been known to their parents.

Of course, Pei Lu would certainly not admit that he was in a relationship with Li Jun.

It was only empty words ==

Li Jun accompanied Pei Lu to the pet market. All along the way, Li Jun was very unhappy. He pulled Pei Lu’s sleeve and asked in an aggrieved manner, “Teacher already has me, isn’t that enough?”

Pei Lu had long been accustomed to his pattern. He didn’t even bother turning his head as he replied casually and perfunctorily: “I like small furry animals and you do not have hair.”

Li Jun’s eyes flashed, “So teacher likes this kind……”

His back suddenly flooded with a cold feeling, Pei Lu shook his shoulders and walked into a pet store.

The pet cage had a few small puppies, round and fat and very cute. Pei Lu couldn’t resist going up and teasing them twice but, he was immediately pulled back by the dark-faced Li Jun.

“What for?” Pei Lu looked at him inexplicably.

Li Jun pretended to be pitiful with a saddened face, “Teacher is mine alone, can we not keep pets?”

The shopkeeper, who was just about to go over and recommend them pets: ……

Pei Lu looked at the shopkeeper awkwardly. He then pulled Li Jun and ran away quickly.

In the end, he did not buy the little puppy. Instead, Pei Lu bought two goldfish as he led a temper tantrum Li three-years-old[2] home with a headache.

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The author has something to say:

Li three-years-old[2] : Teacher is mine. No one can steal him, not even a dog ( ｀へ?)

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[1] Spring dream: an erotic dream.

[2] Doesn’t actually mean he is three, it just means that he is being extremely childish, like a three-year-old.