Chapter 3

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Slair had an intense thirst for knowledge. As a specially cultivated Dragonmaw, he never had any maternal love or friendship. He was a bystander learning in the rune world of dragons for his entire life. Although Grieve was only a figure in the image crystal, for Slair, this was the first human peer he knew. Prince Grieve was nine years old and two years older than Slair. The documentary bought by Rhett covered all the classic clips of Prince Grieve’s life up to the current year. He had grown from a tiny baby to a small warrior. He could shoot an eagle in the air with one arrow and face an experienced adult in swordsmanship. He even ventured into the mountains by himself, hunting down the beast that caused chaos in the mountain village. He then dedicated the beast’s skin to his mother as a mattress.

The documentary made Alex and Rhett tremble with fear. In their opinion, the blond boy was not much stronger than Slair- okay, he might be a bit stronger, but he was just a human. Look at his fragile, small arms and his delicate neck! If he got injured, no human medication could save him! His father was too inattentive. When Grieve was only one year old, the King celebrated his birthday with a grand banquet and put sharp weapons around his beloved son. Grieve crawled among them, touched a bow here, then pat a sword there, and drooled on an axe along the way…

『How could he treat his cub like this !』 Rhett covered his chest in shock 『 He should have his Human Cultivation Permit revoked! The cub will get injured!』

『He is a human, and that is his son.』 Alex obviously could not accept it either, but he was a bit more rational than Rhett,『This is how the wild humans are, and we cannot interfere with them, Rhett』

Finally, Grieve accidentally got hurt, and blood came out of the wound and dripped on the weapon, but all the adults laughed. The King cheered loudly and picked up his son, then threw him into the air and caught him.

The eyes of the two dragons almost popped out of their sockets, but Slair thought it was so cool.

『Dad, Daddy』that is how he called the two dragons who raised him,『What are these humans talking about? I do not understand.』

『……』This is Alex, who has barely passed level one human language.

『……』This is Rhett, who did not pass level one human language.

Seeing both giant dragons turn their heads embarrassedly, Slair realized that they did not understand human language either. He asked Alex for human language textbooks and studied them while watching the documentary. When Slair finished the documentary, he became a Grieve fan and enthusiastically asked Alex to make a small metal sword. He intended to become a warrior just like Grieve.

『Slair, my honey, who do you like the most, Dad or Daddy?』

『I like Grieve the most. Both Dad and Daddy are tied for second place.』

Once again, Alex dragged Rhett outside. Then, the familiar sound of fighting started outside of the cave.

『Let you buy the documentary! Let you buy the documentary! Can’t you pick something else?!』

The Book of Dragons:

Dragons said, men must be brave and women must be persevering;

Dragons said men who died heroically would be rewarded;

Dragons said he would affirm women who raised their offspring selflessly;

Dragons said men had to pick up weapons from childhood and bleed on weapons;

Dragons said women should only cry for their husbands and children;

Dragons said, men and women must have mutual affinity before they could unite;

Dragons said any union results in infertility are not in accordance with the truth .

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【Tangled】I am the OP of the last Dragonmaw post, my child had set a record again. He had learned the human language by watching a documentary.

Oh my god, oh my god! There are no heavenly principles! My happiness has no bounds! My baby is sooooooo smart, but I felt blown away by his IQ… Is he really a human…

I have not yet passed my level one human language test, as my baby has already spoken fluently in both Dragonic and Human language. TAT

Oh, one more thing that worries me, after my baby saw the documentary, he was fascinated by the blond boy in the film. He is his idol, imitating that blond human waving knives and playing with spears. It makes me worried sick just by watching, and the blond boy is always his favorite person, QAQ! Please send help. How can I snatch back the heart of my human child?

№.0 ☆☆☆The Declaration of Flames☆☆☆

It’s you AGAIN! Wasn’t last time embarrassed enough for you? LMAO, someone bought a Dragonmaw who knows how to speak Dragonic without training! Now, in such a short amount of time, he learned how to speak human language. Hahahahahahahaha, who are you trying to fool here? It would be more trustworthy if you said you had stolen a high-IQ baby dragon.

№.1 ☆☆☆LOL☆☆☆

Because of dragons like OP, the price of the Dragonmaw was hyped over and over again!

Do you really love your humans?

The cultivation process of a Dragonmaw is very, very against dragonity 1 ! Ordinary humans could live freely based on their habits, be raised by their mothers, and live with other children. It was pitiful when they were sold in the pet shop one by one. But at least they still enjoy a normal childhood, which is how they learn to speak the human language. Even if they got lost in the wild one day, there was still a possibility of survival.

Dragonmaws have been locked in a magical vessel since they were an infant! They would not get released until the cultivation was successful and then sent directly to the pet store. Dragonmaws only have throats that can speak Dragonic. However, their ears are still like humans who could not distinguish Dragonic vocabulary. My uncle bought a Dragonmaw, and he still didn’t know how to speak Dragonic at forty. Since he missed the opportunity to live a normal childhood and a normal life, he could not speak the human language either. As the Dragomaws grew up, it was harder for them to learn a new language or get along with other humans! Most of the Dragomaws had severe psychological problems, and the worse ones will develop mental illnesses. Just because some dragons want to hear, their human say the word 『Master』! What a shame! If you want to communicate with humans, take time and learn the human language!

№.2 ☆☆☆I am a Proud Scientist☆☆☆

LMAO, this is the OP again. The fish is respectable.

№.3 ☆☆☆I won’t get Jabaited☆☆☆

I trusted the last post , but when I saw this post, I am sure he’s capping!

№.4 ☆☆☆Humph☆☆☆

Guys, let’s be gentle. Maybe OP does have a Dragonmaw, but he has serious delusion. I recommend Dr.black dragon, the best doctor for OP’s illness. I will recommend Dr.Black Dragon, the is the best doctor for OP’s illness.

№.5 ☆☆☆=w=☆☆☆

You don’t believe me? FINE, I am going to make a big move. Huh, open your eyes wide and have a good look at my cute baby Slair’s photos:

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№.6 ☆☆☆The Declaration of Flames☆☆☆

Oh my Dragon Emperor, HOW MOE!

№.7 ☆☆☆=w=☆☆☆

Oh my Dragon Emperor, HOW MOE! +1

№.8？☆☆☆=O=☆☆☆

Oh my Dragon Emperor, HOW MOE! +2

№.9？ ☆☆☆=口=☆☆☆

I did not believe OP, but that human is so CUTE, lick, lick, lick!

№.10？☆☆☆-w-☆☆☆

What are you doing, you idiot? Did I allow you to post our baby Slair’s pictures?

№.11？ ☆☆☆BlueIsTheBest☆☆☆

Oh, wait, some knowing dragon has shown up. Hey, upstairs 2 , should you take OP to see a doctor?

№.12？ ☆☆☆-w-☆☆☆

His brain does need to be checked by a doctor.

№.13？ ☆☆☆BlueIsTheBest☆☆☆

Oh, poor OP, another dragon goes insane because of humans. I would say all humans should be killed.

№.14？ ☆☆☆=-=☆☆☆

Where does the upstairs come from? Get out!

№.15？ ☆☆☆=w=☆☆☆

Golden coat 3 , come and ban his IP!

№.16？ ☆☆☆-w-☆☆☆

Floor 14’s post contains extreme rhetoric, banning IP. The OP is spreading false information. This post will be locked and then deleted.

№.17？ ☆☆☆ShinyGoldBlingBling☆☆☆

Footnotes

Humanity but for dragons, so dragonity. Chinese forum Slang. In a Chinese forum, a post is treated like a building. XX floor = XXth reply of the post. Upstairs = the reply before. Owner of the building = Original poster. Admin or moderator of the forum.