Chapter 1

"Murder!"

"Run!"

"Ah!"

...

Zi Xuan was walking down the street when he suddenly heard chaos behind him, mixed with a few screams. A few people ran past him in a panic.

Even the usually calm Zi Xuan changed his expression, and instinctively turned his head to see a young man, covered in blood, wielding a machete about thirty to forty centimeters long, charging forward. Several people had already fallen in pools of blood behind him.

Another random killer!

What the hell.

This luck must be used to buy lottery tickets.

Just as Zi Xuan was about to run, he suddenly noticed a child, about three or four years old, standing dumbfounded, looking terrified, while the killer was swinging his machete towards the child.

Damn, where are your parents?

Damn, damn, damn!

Seeing the child's life in danger, Zi Xuan didn't think twice and shouted at the killer, "Moron, come and cut me!"

"You're the moron!"

The killer, surprised that someone dared to insult him, turned to look at Zi Xuan, roared, and ran towards him.

"Your sister, you really came!"

Disarming a blade with bare hands, a handsome guy bravely fights the killer!

Zi Xuan didn't dare to think about that; he just cursed and ran.

Zi Xuan was confident in his speed, and there was a distance of four or five meters between them. He didn't believe the killer could catch up.

Sure enough.

He had already passed an old man, but the killer still hadn't caught up.

Huh?

He passed an old man?!

Zi Xuan turned back to confirm and saw that the person he had passed was an old man who looked to be in his sixties or seventies. Although the old man was also running for his life, his legs were no longer agile. The killer had already caught up and was about to swing his machete at the old man.

"Moron, come and cut me!"

Seeing the old man about to fall in a pool of blood, Zi Xuan quickly taunted again.

"Ah!"

The killer didn't abandon the old man to chase Zi Xuan. Instead, he grabbed the old man's hair, placed the machete at his neck, and shouted at the terrified old man, "Shut up, or I'll cut you to death!"

The old man was so scared that he dared not make a sound, trembling and looking at Zi Xuan, who was slowing down, his mouth quivering, wanting to ask for help but afraid of angering the killer.

The killer, looking at Zi Xuan, grinned viciously, "Moron, come here, or I'll cut this old man to death."

Your sister!

Shouldn't a moron like this have lost his mind?

Zi Xuan helplessly stopped, turned to face the frenzied killer, and tried to force a smile, raising his hands in surrender, "Let's talk it out, don't be impulsive. Look, the people you cut are still moving; you haven't killed anyone. If you put down the knife now, you'll get a few years at most. You're still young; you can enjoy life after you get out."

The killer looked at Zi Xuan as if he were a moron and shouted, "Enjoy my sister! If I could enjoy life, I wouldn't be killing. Moron, come over and let me cut you, or I'll cut this old man first. I'll count to three."

"One"

"Two"

Do you really think I'm a moron?

Come over and let you cut me?

"Wait, I'll come over."

But seeing the killer raise his machete, Zi Xuan couldn't help but act like a moron.

I'm the monkey sent to save you!

Great Sage.

Please protect me!

Zi Xuan devoutly called out to the most powerful monkey in his heart.

Seeing Zi Xuan walk over, the killer's face also showed a bloodthirsty smile. When Zi Xuan was about a meter away, he let go of the old man and pounced on Zi Xuan, aiming the machete at his neck.

The killer and the old man behind him thought Zi Xuan would dodge the machete, but instead, Zi Xuan pounced forward with a fierce expression, as if committing suicide, letting the machete fall on his neck.

With half his neck cut, Zi Xuan fell onto the killer due to inertia.

"Bang"

The killer was also startled by Zi Xuan's fierce expression, pushed him away, and the machete stuck in Zi Xuan's neck fell to the ground with him.

Zi Xuan felt a pain in his neck and felt himself floating up.

He had originally thought that dodging a few cuts wouldn't help, so he decided to take a risk and tackle the killer.

As long as he held him tightly, the killer wouldn't be able to use the knife.

But his pounce was much slower than the killer's swing, and he ended up being a moron.

Just as he was thinking, a beam of golden light suddenly shot from the sky and stopped in front of Zi Xuan.

It was a golden card with the words "Good Person" written on it.

Zi Xuan looked at the "Good Person" card and couldn't help but curse, "Good person, my sister! Sending me a 'Good Person' card now, do you want me to stick it on my tombstone?"

"You can stick it on your tombstone if you want!"

A voice suddenly came from behind Zi Xuan.

Zi Xuan jumped to the side in fright and turned to see a monkey in a Buddhist robe.

"Am I, Old Sun, so cool that you're stunned?"

Old Sun?

Monkey!

Zi Xuan was stunned and asked, "Are you the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"

The monkey nodded, scratching his head, "That's me, Old Sun. Today, I felt like coming to the human world. I heard someone calling me, and after a quick calculation, I found you to be a good person, so I brought you up. What do you think of this 'Good Person' card I gave you?"

I didn't expect that my last-minute prayer would actually bring a real Buddha.

Looks like I won't die this time!

Zi Xuan quickly gave a thumbs up, "Great Sage, this 'Good Person' card is definitely high-end, grand, and classy!"

The monkey grinned, "You have good taste. The fog in the human world is too thick now; even my Fire Eyes can't see through it. Luckily, I learned the art of divination, or you would have been sent to the underworld."

Zi Xuan quickly bowed, "Thank you, Great Sage, for saving my life."

"No problem! No problem!"

The monkey waved his hand and scratched his head, "But if you don't go to the underworld, where will you go?"

Zi Xuan immediately put on a flattering face, "Great Sage, just give me a place to stay in heaven."

The monkey shook his head, "Your virtue isn't enough to go to heaven."

If I can't go to heaven, I'll go back to the human world. I'd rather be a ghost than go to the underworld.

Zi Xuan, not ready to be a ghost, quickly said, "Great Sage, can you let me be reborn on September 20, 2009?"

In 2009, he was a freshman in college.

The free and easy college life was a time he missed, except for the military training, so he chose September 20, right after the training.

The monkey blinked his Fire Eyes and asked, "Reborn?"

Zi Xuan smiled, "Great Sage, you know about being cool, so you must know about rebirth."

The monkey scratched his head, "I know, but rebirth isn't easy. Otherwise, all the gods and Buddhas would be reborn. I, Old Sun, also want to cause chaos in heaven again."

Zi Xuan, thinking he was being smart, flattered, "It's not easy for others, but for the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, it's just a wave of the hand."

The monkey grinned, "Then I'll give it a try!"

Saying that, he waved his hand.