Chapter 52

It was nearly midnight, and Xiaobai was taken away by her aunt.

She sulked and didn't speak to her aunt because her aunt had promised to give her a summer dress yesterday, but didn't. She was just teasing her.

Back home, Xiaobai immediately went into the bathroom to take a bath and didn't come out for a long time.

Malanhua urged, "Xiaobai, what are you doing in there?"

"… Scrubbing my bath."

"Have you been scrubbing for so long? How big is your face? Does it take that long to wash?"

"You still complain about me scrubbing my bath."

"Are you coming out or not?"

"Scrubbing my bath."

"Brat! Come out."

"Tang僧 rides a horse dong that dong, followed by Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong runs fast, followed by Zhu Bajie…"

"Why are you singing now? Brat, come out."

"My home is on the Loess Plateau, my dad is my mom's cousin, they were secretly together before they got together, and accidentally had me, had me ~~~~"

Bang~ The bathroom door was forcefully pushed open by Malanhua.

Seeing Xiaobai squatting on the ground playing with water, she angrily shouted, "You brat! What are you singing? Look at you, scrubbing your bath for so long, just playing with water! Do you want a spanking?"

Whoosh—

Xiaobai nimbly slipped out from under her arm, quickly climbed onto her small bed, huddled in the corner, picked up her small water gun, and glared at her aunt with a fierce look.

"Don't you dare provoke me, my little water gun is very scary."

No doubt, the water gun was full of water, just filled up.

No doubt, if she provoked her, she would definitely shoot. She had done it before, and although she got spanked every time, she would still shoot if provoked again, splashing water all over the face of her enemy.

The water gun was a gift from her beloved grandmother, who said it was to protect her. So whenever she encountered a mean person, she would pull out her gun first.

Her aunt came over and shouted, "Alright, you're pointing your little water gun at me again. What? Do you want to shoot me? If you shoot once, I'll spank you ten times."

Xiaobai said fiercely, "If you move away, I won't shoot you."

Her aunt was furious.

"You little brat, you're making me so angry."

Xiaobai retorted, "I'm the one who's angry."

"How can you be angry! You're playing with water, and you think you're right?"

Xiaobai's eyes darted around, as if she realized she was in the wrong.

"Hey? Aunt, listen, Uncle is snoring."

Malanhua didn't need to listen, the snoring was so loud that anyone could hear it.

"He's a pig."

"What should we do?"

"What should we do?"

"Uncle is snoring, we can't sleep, can we?"

"Damn! It's so late!"

"Let's sleep, bye~"

"Wait a moment."

"What? Are you going to spank me again?"

"Spank your pig head, I'll give you summer clothes, here, don't call me a shrew, or your bottom will suffer."

"What? What!!! I have new clothes? Ooh ooh ooh~~~"

Xiaobai jumped up, excited, and laughed like a goose.

Malanhua handed her a neatly folded little dress, scolding with a smile, "I said you're a brat, and you still don't admit it. You're a typical brat, a silly child."

Xiaobai happily examined her new dress and admitted she was a silly child and a brat.

Her aunt added, "I've prepared several dresses for you."

Xiaobai perked up, like a car that had been revved, and asked excitedly, "Where are they?"

"They're hidden."

"Are there princess dresses?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Why not? There just aren't."

"Let me see."

"See what? I'll give them to you when you need to wear them."

"Aunt, you're so beautiful."

"Brat."

"Aunt, why do you call me a brat when I praise you?"

"I give you clothes, and you say I'm beautiful. If I don't give you clothes, you call me a shrew. Aren't you a brat?"

"Whatever you say, I'm not a brat."

She wasn't interested in arguing with her aunt and focused on the clothes in her hands.

It was a short-sleeved, red and white dress with two large numbers 33 and the characters "Messi" on it.

Xiaobai looked at it from all angles, found something wrong, jumped off her bed, and followed her aunt, asking, "Aunt, why does this look like a boy's dress?"

Her aunt said, "Who said it's a boy's dress?"

Xiaobai wasn't easily fooled and said firmly, "This is a boy's dress, I'm a girl, how could you get it wrong?"

Her aunt: "Where did I get it wrong? You're a child, you don't need to distinguish between boys and girls. Your hair is like a boy's."

Xiaobai scratched her head, which was indeed short, unlike Chengcheng, Xiaomi, and Liuliu, but she was definitely a girl.

"I squat to pee, I'm a girl, this dress is for boys. Aunt, what should we do?"

Her aunt, impatient, said, "Do you not want it? If you don't want it, give it back."

Saying she would take the dress back, Xiaobai quickly ran away, shouting, "What are you doing? I was just teasing, really, you're so unkind."

"You just said I'm beautiful, now you say I'm unkind, you brat, go to sleep! Get in bed!"

"Why should I go to sleep? I want to look at my new dress."

"Look at what? It's one o'clock."

"Aunt, why isn't it a princess dress?"

Malanhua didn't answer, turned off the light with a click, and Xiaobai was so angry she stomped her feet.

"It's morning, the rooster is going to crow."

Malanhua was so angry she stomped her feet, no, she was faking a zombie on the bed.

"Go to sleep! I have to work tomorrow, I'm not as comfortable as you!"

"I'm not comfortable either, I'm busy."

"What are you busy with?"

"I, I, I…"

"Say it, what are you busy with?"

"… I'm busy counting stars."

"Ridiculous, you're so annoying!"

"How am I annoying~"

"Shut up, Aunt is going to sleep."

"Aunt, why do you say I'm annoying?"

"You are annoying."

"Why are you annoying?"

"Don't ask, I'm going to sleep!"

"Why do you say I'm annoying?"

"If you don't go to sleep, be careful, a little ghost might come for you."

"The little ghost is a child like me, we're good friends, I'm not afraid. What will you do if it comes for you?"

"You brat, you're asking for it?"

"Why do you say I'm annoying? Say it."

In the darkness, Malanhua was so angry she got up and caught Xiaobai by surprise.

Xiaobai angrily said, "Why didn't you say it first?"

Catching her without warning, she wasn't prepared.

"Say what?"

Pia~ pia~ pia~

She spanked Xiaobai three times.

Xiaobai silently endured the spanking, and then grumbled for a while.

As sleepiness overcame her, Xiaobai, who had been so excited about a little dress, finally quieted down.