Chapter 80

At exactly midnight on the 1st of the month, which is one and a half hours from now, our beloved *Nine Stars* will be officially launched! Yes, look here, look here, this is the pre-launch statement, but I am not Guoweimiao...

Because after the launch, Guoweimiao will continuously update in a burst for 24 hours, so to let her hands rest, Guoweimiao will dictate, and I, your cute and adorable assistant, will bring you Guoweimiao's pre-launch statement!

Guoweimiao: "Has it started?"

Assistant: "Meow, it can start now..."

Guoweimiao: "Okay, okay, welcome to the place where Dad is happy and the child grows up happily..."

Assistant: "You've got the wrong script!"

Guoweimiao: "Huh?"

Assistant: "..."

Ten seconds of silence.

Guoweimiao (revived): "Then we should first thank the editor-in-chief, Mr. Red Tea, and the cute editor, Seven Up, for their constant encouragement and support during the new book period. We also thank the author brothers who helped with the chapter recommendations, and the readers who vote, reward, and leave comments every day, mua~ (Assistant: This is a kiss), you are the sky lanterns in the dark night, the navigation instruments in life..."

Assistant: "Stop, stop, we have limited space."

Guoweimiao: "Alright, let me ease the tension before the launch..."

(Assistant seems to hear some heavy objects hitting the ground violently.)

Guoweimiao: "Alright! Today is the launch day, so nervous, so nervous, so nervous, it's like after a long time of hard work, finally seeing the results of the exam! Many readers say, your book is very easy to read, can you update more? I can only smile bitterly, in fact, anyone who has written a book knows that the easier a book is to read, the harder it is to write, because this style doesn't have a template to follow. Sometimes, for a reader's one or two seconds of heartfelt laughter, it might take one or two hours of deep thought... So I often get criticized for not adding more updates even when the book is popular, and not bursting even when I have a sponsor, which can be a bit frustrating, hehe."

Assistant: "I'll advertise for the *Nine Stars* VIP group here. If you want to know how each chapter by Guoweimiao is created, you can join the VIP book club after March 12th and see Guoweimiao's manuscript outline!"

Guoweimiao: "Mm! My style is a bit niche, and the characters' actions and dialogues are quite跳跃 (jumping), so it takes some time to get used to at first, but once you do, I guarantee it will be like magic, bewitching, intoxicating, and addictive..."

Assistant: "Cough, to add, all the above words refer to the book's style!"

Guoweimiao: "Yes, so on this great... ah, launch day, I sincerely hope that everyone who likes this book will subscribe to the official version! Because, without instant noodles, even the most hardworking author can't continue writing, and the price of *Nine Stars* for a month is just the cost of two packets of instant noodles, so asking for two packets of instant noodles a month from everyone isn't too much, right..."

Assistant (with a black line on her face): "Can you not mention instant noodles?!"

Guoweimiao: "Wah, don't be so fierce, if you don't want to mention it, I won't. Actually, what I mean is... please use your subscriptions and monthly votes to let me, after more than a month of hard work, hand in a high-scoring answer, to let me know that more effort means more rewards, to let me see your love... ah?"

(System prompt: Guoweimiao has gone offline...)

Assistant: "..."

Assistant: "Alright, let's ignore that dolt. We know that Guoweimiao is a state-dependent author, and every time there's a monthly vote battle, her plot can skyrocket. We just need to prepare our subscriptions and monthly votes to push her creative state to the limit! Now, let's all wait quietly for the first chapter of *Nine Stars* to be launched..."

——Mysterious Assistant, February 28, 2015, 10:30 PM, left

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