Chapter 36 - Not Qualified

Chrysanthemum Garden.

It liked the taste of panic before death.

Thinking of that, the manic quality to the dwarf’s laughter heightened only for it to come to an abrupt stop. Like a chicken who had its neck pinched, all the sounds coming from its throat were squeezed shut. KfhUed

The dwarf tried to move its neck before realising it was stuck in the crack of the door.

Not only was the homeowner not scared in the least, he even looked irritated, as if the thing in front of him was not some sort of creature but a salesman who had come to sell insurance.

“Wait, wait a minute!”

Feeling like its neck was going to snap off due to the closing door, the dwarf propped its hand against the door to prevent the gap from becoming smaller and smaller. eIbwWE

However, this seemingly weak homeowner was completely unmoved and he continued to hold onto the door handle firmly.

The dwarf felt its sweat dripping.

If the door gap was to get any smaller, its head was going to fall off!

Hastily, it squeezed his entire body into the apartment with all its strength, and while it managed to get in after much difficulty, the excessive force it used caused it to fall to ground like a huge horse toppling. n5IGYa

It was gone.

All the horrific atmosphere it had created was gone.

The dwarf was about to get back up again but was picked up from the back.

Shen Dongqing hauled the dwarf by its neck and his expression was not very kind: “Do you know that you’re not supposed to disturb the residents in the middle of the night?” ByTGze

Evidently, the dwarf was not aware of that, and it was still under the impression that Shen Dongqing was like the other players it had met before. Baring its teeth, it threatened him: “I’m going to eat your brain.”

Tilting his head, Shen Dongqing responded with an “Oh?”

The dwarf grinned strangely and its mouth widened to the size of a basketball, revealing its rows upon rows of sharp teeth. Twisting its head, it rushed towards Shen Dongqing’s head in an attempt to bite him.

Once those keen and sharp teeth touched it, it was bound to rip off a chunk of flesh. 1JVZdA

However, that was under the assumption that it managed to touch it.

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Shen Dongqing grabbed the decorative vase that was by the door and stuffed it directly into the dwarf’s mouth.

The gagged dwarf: “Wuuu

A teeth-grating noise rang out through the corridor.

The hemp rope broke off, splitting into two pieces: one part of it was still dangling in mid-air while the other was held in Shen Dongqing’s hand.

“The quality is too poor,” Shen Dongqing threw it to the side in disdain, “It breaks so easily, how are you going to hang people to death? It would be better if it was changed to a stronger one.” 71tdzb

The Hanged Ghost cried.

This was the hemp rope it used to kill itself which had accompanied it for who knew how many years. In the past few days, it had joined hands with it and hung over a dozen people, so how did it break now?

Shen Dongqing frowned. “What is wrong with the ghosts in this world? Why is their professional ability so lacking?”

Demanding someone’s life requires the appropriate appearance of demanding someone’s life, alright? G85JFD

Why were each and every one of them crying and making a fuss, could they please be more serious?

If Shen Dongqing hadn’t become a human now, he would be lecturing them on how they should demand for someone’s life.

Having suffered a blow, the aggrieved Hanged Ghost became speechless and transformed itself into a card that lied on the ground.

Without even looking at the card, Shen Dongqing walked over it. UotpOi

Meanwhile, Blueberry stooped over to pick it up and she inspected the ability on the card.

【 Name: Hanged Ghost 】

【 Ability: Hanging the hemp rope in front can make people unconsciously walk over and place their head in the noose to be hung 】

【 Disadvantages: Glass heart, suicides on the spot once its scolded 】 43I0nk

Blueberry: “Don’t you want these cards? They’re the only props we can use.”

Shen Dongqing looked over. “What’s the use of it? Retain it to Fight the Landlord?”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Blueberry: “Ah? It can be used against players in the other groups.”

“Use these?” Shen Dongqing scratched his head. “Forget it, using these makes me feel like… it’s really shameful.” TVkaFp

He could disregard the other games because those ghosts and monsters were obviously bound by rules and they could only kill after those rules were broken. However, the current ghosts which were approaching him could not be reasoned with and they killed indiscriminately and openly, so why were each and every one of them so unskilled?

Were they coming here to make a joke of themselves or were they here to kill?

If you had to let Shen Dongqing evaluate, all these ghosts were not qualified, and all of them had to go back and retake the course on how to scare and demand someone’s life!

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