Chapter 1 of 1714
Chapter 1: Stewardess and crayfish
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Summer nights are full of turmoil. The streets are full of beer barbecue
crayfish, short skirt scum women's volleyball are sitting in rows, hungry
single dogs are looking around, trying to confuse one or two ignorant girls,
or become scumbags. Spare tire.
"Crayfish! Spicy crayfish, twenty yuan a catty, one hundred three catties..."
A big guy sitting on a red plastic stool on the side of the street, with half
of the black group in his mouth, a blue flip-flop on Erlang's leg, and a
yellow Armani on his body, which he had already asked him to lift. When he
reached his chest, he revealed a slightly greasy white belly.
"Sixty lobsters, buy one get one free..."
"41 catties of oversized lobster! Free flow of beer..."
The crowded food court is full of shouts, and the crayfish everywhere are
dazzling, but the boy's stall not only occupies the central area, but the low
price is even more obtrusive.
"One hundred yuan and three catties? This person can't settle accounts,
right..."
Passers-by were all looking and wondering. Several middle-aged people
hurriedly walked over and asked: "Little boss! What kind of business are you
doing? Twenty yuan per catty, isn't 100 yuan for five catties?"
"What is twenty? Forty-one catties? Twenty I'm not going to lose my life..."
The little boss got up and touched the shiny part, and pointed to a small
price tag on the stall, which clearly said 41 Jin.
But the guy behind the booth shouted: "Boss! You just yelled twenty, I thought
you were going for a big sale!"
"Damn! Look at my broken mouth, I yelled it crooked all day..."
The little boss patted his mouth lightly, and said in pain, "Forget it! Twenty
is twenty. Since I yelled it, I have to admit it. Please elder brothers to
order more drinks, so I can get some blood back. Otherwise I would even have
to pay for my wife!"
"Haha~ You are refreshed and we are also very happy. Let's have four barrels
of draft beer and 20 catties of crayfish..."
A group of people just like picking up a big bargain, sat down at the folding
table in full swing. The mobile booth is next to a large flower bed. A dozen
tables are almost full of guests, and the taste of this house is definitely
not bad.
However, the expressions of the diners were quite weird, as if there was a bit
of gloat in regret, and they were inexplicably surprised at the same time.
really!
Before they could eat a few bites, the little boss actually sat back and
yelled: "Crayfish! Crayfish! Twenty yuan a catty, a hundred and three
catties..."
"Fuck! This profiteer..."
A group of people finally found out that they had been fooled. No wonder his
family's business was so hot. It turned out to be people who were greedy for
petty gains and suffered big losses.
However, they clearly marked the price. The blame is that they were eager to
take advantage and did not take a closer look. They could only endure the bad
breath and continue to chew the shrimp shells. Their expressions became like
other people, and they quickly covered their regrets with boldness. Can't be
lost.
"Twenty dollars! Crayfish is twenty dollars..."
The little boss suddenly got up and raised his voice. There were two little
stewardesses in red skirts in front of them, dragging their suitcases along
the street. The slim figure and elegant temperament made countless old drivers
pay attention, but in the blink of an eye Attracted by him.
"Hey! Can't go..."
Upon seeing this, a male stall owner wanted to pity Xiangxiyu, but the
proprietress scolded angrily: "Shut up! You dare to break the good things that
Zhao Jian has come. If he doesn't put ** sanitary napkins on your face, he
is not the No. 1 in East Street. !"
"Boss! What kind of crayfish is 20 yuan..."
After all, the two little stewardesses could not resist the temptation of low
prices. The diners shook their heads and sighed, as if the ignorant girl was
about to fall into the claws of beasts.
But the little boss actually pointed to the largest plate of crayfish, and
said with anger: "The top little green dragon, the market price is the lowest
at 68 per catty, but I only accept 28 of you today. Don’t ask why, brother is
self-willed. !"
"Oh ~ nothing to do, you can steal or steal..."
A gorgeous little stewardess seemed to be smiling. She saw that this person
was about twenty-six or seventeen years old, but he was born with thick
eyebrows, big eyes, and a tall and broad body, but underneath his seemingly
loyal appearance, there was a cunning air. In their lingo, that is-the oily
man!
The little boss said sternly: "Don’t hide it! My ambition when I was young is
to fly a flight attendant... Oh no! I fly a plane, so I adore people who fly
every day. As long as you can tell me stories about the plane, come and eat
later. Everything is 50% off!"
"Ha~"
The willow eyebrows of the gorgeous flight attendant raised, saying, "I like
the way you have never seen the world", and said with accent: "Then give me a
five-jin first and try it. If it is delicious, pack a ten-jin or twenty-jin.
Yes, if it doesn't taste good, we can't pay a dime!"
"You two, please, throw it in my face if it doesn't taste good..."
The little boss immediately picked up their suitcases and led them to the
flowerbed to sit down.
The diners thought that the little boss had any tricks, but he really took the
biggest little green dragon over. The diners almost got into tears. I have
never seen such an unprofessional profiteer. I forgot the professional ethics
when I met a beautiful woman. Is that human being?
The little boss brought two more bottles of iced yogurt and put them on the
table with a smile: "Please drink, two little fairies are you going to go to
heaven, or are you just going down?"
"Temporarily grounded! There is also a skull tower in the United States..."
A delicate little stewardess inserted a yogurt straw and pointed to a
projector not far away, which was broadcasting an urgent news...
"The mysterious skull tower reappeared in Los Angeles, USA, covering an area
of more than 20,000 square kilometers. It is estimated that more than 10
million people will be trapped. This is the sixth skull tower to appear on a
global scale and the second in the United States..."
The little boss said with contempt before reading it: "Isn't the Yankee quite
capable? One will be Iron Man, and the other will be amazed by the little
ladies, where are all dead at this time?"
The two women covered their mouths and gave a "pouch" smile, and the name tag
on their chests just shook. The beautiful and refined one is called Zhang
Xinyue, and the gorgeous and ** one is called Zhou Miao.
"This can't be blamed on others for being useless..."
Zhang Xinyue shook her head and said: "The Skull Tower may not be something on
earth. After it appears, it will release a ** cover. The biggest one can
cover a small country. No one knows what's inside. No one has survived until
now. pass!"
"Two little fairies! Add me a WeChat..."
The little boss didn’t care about it at all. He took out his phone and smiled
eagerly: “My name is Zhao Guanren, my nickname is Alai. From now on, if you
want to eat, I’ll send you a WeChat message to the airport, and your little
sisters will also jump 50% off. price!"
"Oh~ you deserve to be a businessman, the routine is so deep..."
Zhou Miao teased the yogurt with a sneer, "I want our WeChat for a discount,
and I want to go to the airport to meet our female colleagues. If we let our
boyfriends know about this, and don't scold us for no brains, you are still
safe." Let's sell the crayfish in pieces!"
"Hahaha…"
The diners roared with laughter, and finally seized the opportunity to
ridicule: "People are flight attendants flying to the United States. They are
all rich people. Even if your crayfish don’t need money, they won’t look down
on you. Profiteer!"
"Who is a profiteer? What did I ** you..."
Zhao Guanren slapped the table with a slap, but there was a muffled noise in
front of him. A bush on the flowerbed disappeared in an instant, and a huge
black hole more than two meters wide appeared.
"I'm going! What kind of kung fu are you practicing..."
The diners all flashed to the side of the road in fright, and the two little
stewardesses also jumped up in shock, but Zhao Guanren also raised his hands
and was dumbfounded, staring at the ** hole on the flower bed dumbfounded.
"Someone inside..."
Zhou Miao suddenly exclaimed, and suddenly saw a big hand protruding out of
the hole, grabbing the weeds by the hole, looking like he wanted to climb up.
"Hurry up and save people..."
Zhang Xinyue dropped the yogurt and wanted to rush up, but Zhou Miao grabbed
her and shouted: "Boss! What are you doing in a daze? If something happens to
your stall, you must be responsible!"
"Fuck me, I didn't dig the pit..."
Zhao Guanren gave her an angry look, but he walked quickly to the flowerbed,
but a strong stench came out.
He was shocked to realize that his big hand had rotted very badly, and there
was still pus oozing out between the skin and the flesh. When he looked at it
in surprise, he took a breath.
"Hiss~"
There was a carrion corpse lying in the cave, and the white bones on its face
were exposed, but not only did it bite a steel knife horizontally in its
mouth, it was also covered with rusty iron armor, and two rotten to the point
of pus. There were two clusters of green flames in the eye sockets.
"Zombie!!!"
Zhao Guanren exclaimed in shock, and the other party raised his head and
stared at him fiercely, and the two groups of green ghost fires brightened
again for several minutes.
Zhao Guanren immediately jumped to the back and shouted, "It's not good! It's
bombing the grave, whose ancestor has crawled out!"
"What are you yelling nonsense? Get people up quickly..."
Zhang Xinyue rushed in angrily. Before Zhao Guanren could react, she squatted
down, but a rotten head just shot out of the pit, grabbed her ankle, and
slammed her to the ground.
"Ah~"
Zhang Xinyue screamed and was shocked to realize that someone's ancestor's
tomb was really exploded, and the ancestor of the other person was still
pulling her into the hole with great force, so powerful that she could not
resist it at all.
"Let her go..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly rushed to grab Zhang Xinyue, kicked the opponent's
rotten ghost face, the other party's head fell straight back, but there was no
sound of a heavy object falling from the hole.
"Get up..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly touched a brick, and quickly climbed to the entrance of
the hole to get another knife, but when he looked into the hole, the whole
scalp was numb all at once.
The black lacquered pit is so deep that it becomes wider and wider as it goes
down, but underneath is a pair of eyeballs with wildfire, huddled together in
countless numbers, just like in a concert. The light sticks are densely
packed.
"sky…"
Zhang Xinyue was also stunned when she climbed over. She first saw countless
dense wildfires, and then realized that there were all zombies underneath.
They were pouring up like maggots, and many of them had already climbed to the
entrance of the cave.
"Bang~"
Zhao Guanren smashed the brick down abruptly, pulled Zhang Xinyue and turned
his head and ran away. Who knew that a drunk eater ran over again and looked
into the hole curiously.
"do not want!!"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull him, but when he heard a
"pouch", a rusty steel knife suddenly pierced out, hitting the front door of
the diners and piercing the back of his head.
"what…"
Zhang Xinyue screamed hysterically, and blood almost splashed on her face.
Zhao Guanren hurriedly pulled her up and ran away, yelling incoherently:
"Quickly stiff! Run with a corpse! Quickly beat the demon spirit!"
"Help..."
Unexpectedly, they just jumped from the flower bed, the whole food court was
messed up together, the crowd was like bombing the nest everywhere, you pushed
me and screamed, and even the house collapsed, revealing A horrible hole like
a beast's mouth.
"what…"
A scream of miserable screams continued to sound, and large black holes
appeared everywhere. Either someone suddenly fell down, or a zombie in iron
armor climbed up and screamed when he saw someone with a steel knife. The
sound and crying almost resounded through the world.
"Run!"
Zhao Guanren kicked over the whole plate of crayfish, and the dumbfounded boy
reacted and ran away with them in a panic.
"Boom boom boom..."
But the ground trembled violently at this moment. Not only did they stagger,
but the house was shaking violently, which was more exciting than standing on
a spring dance floor.
"Skull Tower! It's the Skull Tower..."
The two flight attendants suddenly lost their color, and they saw the
direction of the city center from a distance. A huge white object rumblingly
drilled into the sky like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which was as high as a
hundred-story building.
The tower is full of skulls and crossbones, crystal clear as if made of jade,
but the black holes in the eye sockets are densely packed, and the gloomy
feeling is like cold air, making almost everyone horrified.
"It's over! There really is a skull tower..."
Zhao Guanren shivered in horror. He was just watching the jokes of foreigners.
Who knew it was his turn in a blink of an eye...
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