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Chapter 1354 of 1714

Chapter 1354: Hard vegetable dog

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In the huge control center, there are hundreds of people in white sitting

behind six rows of electronic desks, constantly operating the virtual screens

in front of them, and in a glass room not far away, there is a three-

dimensional virtual sand table with a display on it. Many red dots and code

names.

"The big fight was started artificially in advance. The Ancient Corpse team

currently has the first total points, and it has more than 5,000 points away

from the second team. This is still in the case of abandoning the 10,000

points gold medal..."

The female assistant of the pure desire system stood in front of the sand

table and explained. The female boss "Song" stood beside her holding her arms,

but among the dozen people present, only four seemed to be pure humans, and

the remaining twelve were all odd shapes. Humanoids of different races.

"Why would you abandon the score card and use it as a bait? Isn't it

better..."

A big white-eyed alien spoke up, beside him was an unusually strong walnut-

headed man, a blue-skinned murloc with a dorsal fin, a black robot with red

eyes, blond hair, pointed ears, and dangling eyebrows, as if Fairy-like

beautiful men and so on.

"My lord! The bonus card is the bait, and discarding is just an illusion..."

The female assistant explained: "The coordinates of the ancient corpse team

have been announced and refreshed every three hours. However, they will stay

away from the mine before refreshing and bury explosives near the mine. After

the other teams are blown up, they will be refreshed. Hurry back and sneak an

attack, you can succeed every time!"

"I understood……"

The big-headed man said angrily: "They used the time difference of the

coordinates to make their opponents mistakenly believe that they are far away

from the pit. So you announced the coordinates to help them. It violates the

principle of fair play. Someone must be held responsible for it!"

"Master Baimu! You misunderstood, we have the right to announce the

coordinates of the canned man..."

Boss Song hurriedly said: "You can retrieve the video data, because the

eliminated white ninja team accurately ambush them and let them guess that

their coordinates have been announced. The corpse team cheated, but they are

too keen!"

"My lord! You will understand after listening to this recording..."

The female assistant stroked the sand table a few times, and the sand table

turned into a holographic image. It was only when Zhao Guanren was lying on

the hillside, holding a telescope and saying: "Wow~ Two layers of beef with

cucumber, red and blue hard vegetables are here. I'm afraid it's steamed

sunfish!"

"Crack~"

Xia Buer put away his pocket watch beside him, and smiled: "It seems that my

estimate is correct. Our coordinates will be refreshed every three hours, but

the dishes delivered to the table at this time must be the anti-prostitution

team. Hurry up, converge on the 13th floor of Block B!"

"Song!"

The beautiful elf man frowned, "What are these people talking about, is there

something wrong with the translation system?"

"No! What they are talking about is black words, that is, whispers..."

Boss Song shook his head and said: "The Ancient Corpse Squad knows that we are

monitoring and is worried that we will assist others in cheating. It not only

uses undecipherable code words, but also deliberately speaks irony, so no one

is assisting them, but their abilities are beyond estimates. For this reason,

the scoring system has been updated and upgraded!"

"No! I don't believe you humans..."

The automatic door of the room suddenly opened, and only six gleaming men and

women came in. They looked like humans, but their skins and eyeballs were all

made of local gold, and even their hair was made of gold silk, but technology

Feng's clothes are all pure white.

"Queen Thorin!"

A group of aliens stroked their ** and saluted. The leader was a golden

lady, who looked like a human in her thirties. She wore a white dress that

fell on the ground, and her head was never less than 2.5 meters, like a tall

man. The little giant is as exaggerated, but she is arrogant and graceful.

"His Royal Highness! Why are you here in person..."

Boss Song looked at each other in surprise, and the Golden Queen said coldly:

"I have received a large number of complaints. The Ancient Corpse Squad has

been out of normal scope. After our preliminary investigation, some humans

have tampered with the registration information in the system. Not a canned

person at all!"

"What? This is absolutely impossible..."

Boss Song’s face changed suddenly, and he said loudly: “The Ancient Corpse

Squad was formed in the training cabin. After instilling memory, they passed

repeated checks. They are 100% native humans. They have not undergone any

genetic modification. No one can hide from the Alliance. Inspection!"

"Damn human beings, despicableness is your nature..."

The golden queen arrogantly pushed her away, used the sand table to call up a

few pieces of information, and said: "Let's take a look! The ancient corpse

team is not your product, their genes are primitives on the earth, these space

ancient corpses have been resurrected, and Pretend to be a canner to enter the

finals!"

"Gosh! How could this be..."

The female assistant covered her mouth in horror, and looked at Boss Song

anxiously.

"Bang~"

The Walnut Head slammed the sand table and said angrily: "You dirty cheaters,

our warriors were excreted on their faces and became the laughing stock of the

entire league. You should be banished and burned to death. We tower The Tazu

will never tolerate cheaters!"

"Everyone! This is not cheating, but an accidental setting..."

Boss Song pointed to the message and said, “Aren’t they primitive humans?

Their genes are more primitive than artificial humans, and their intelligence

is far below average. They meet the requirements of competitors in all

aspects. You fight against a group of primitive creatures, and What can you

complain about?"

"I know you will quibble, but tampering with the registration information is

guilty..."

The Golden Queen said loudly: "Song Laurent! You have been suspended. You have

to stay here and not go until the inspection institute arrives. Come here! The

coordinates of the ancient corpse team will be announced in real time, and the

plundering mercenary group will be dispatched to replace it. The final team!"

"His Royal Highness! This is not fair..."

Boss Song said anxiously: "It is stated in the competition rules that products

beyond the age are not allowed. Although the predators have ancient genes,

they have laser weapons and bio-radar systems. It is illegal to send predators

to the competition!"

"Song! You should learn more about race origin history..."

The Golden Queen sneered: "According to the original record of the predators,

they landed on the earth as early as 1839. Sending them is not a violation of

the rules, but for the sake of fairness, technological equipment will not

appear, but their talents... Violation!"

Walnut shouted grumpily: "Let her get out, I don't want to see this cheating

woman!"

"I will go out myself, but I hope you can respect the rules of the

competition..."

Boss Song beckoned stiffly, and walked out quickly with only three

subordinates. After entering an office, she said angrily: "Who did it? Smart

fools, don't you think we are not passive enough, plunder Once the person logs

in, we will lose!"

"It must be the engineer's own opinion, I will send someone to investigate..."

The female assistant's hand suddenly cracked, and a virtual screen was

projected from the palm of her palm. She didn't expect that her seemingly soft

and boneless little hand, the internal structure is actually electronic.

"No! It doesn't matter whether it is checked or not, we have been caught by

someone..."

Boss Song waved his hand and said: "That ** Thorin will definitely make

trouble to help her team win. At the moment, we can only find a way to send a

message to 8176 so that they can deal with the predators, buy time for our

team, and get more points!"

"Boss! Our authority has been lowered and we can only watch..."

A handsome blond stretched out his hand helplessly, but the female assistant

said: "I have a way to pass a message to the corpse team, but I can't escape

Thorin's surveillance, unless... we also use undecipherable code words, we

have to let They understand!"

"I can guess some of their secret words..."

Boss Song thoughtfully said: "The dog is hiding, the medicine is detonated,

the humiliation is retreat, the demon demon spirit refers to us, but I have

never understood the meaning of anti pornography, they will be very cautious

when mentioning this term. , Or try... the demon and the demon spirit are

against pornography, you are a tough guy!"

...

"Three days! Have our points entered the top three..."

In a steaming natural hot spring, Liu Tianliang leaned against the pool and

looked at the sunset. The one-eyed girl leaned on him and poured red wine on

him. It was distributed to Chen Guangda and Zhao Ziqiang next to him. Lin Lin

and Ai Mei were also soaked in the water, as well as black girls. Barbara

soaked her feet by the pool.

"It should be in, but there are no more than three things, this business can't

be done..."

Zhao Ziqiang raised his head and drank the red wine in his glass. Chen Guangda

also nodded and said: "It's time to withdraw! Don't ask for 10,000 cents in

the mine. That thing is too sassy with him. Anyway, we can rush into the top

three. , Leave it to other teams to fight!"

"Luo Ji! Have you come back yet..."

The one-eyed girl smiled and raised her head. Luo Ji, who was only in a yellow

dress, walked into the small valley and quickly squatted to the side of the

hot spring pool. Before everyone could react, she said, "The demon and the

demon are fighting pornography!"

"Fuck! Run..."

The three men bounced up like an electric shock. Liu Tianliang pushed the one-

eyed girl into the water abruptly, and was about to run, wearing only wet

pants, but the three men were stunned at the same time. They looked at Luo Ji

in amazement and asked: "Who said there are demon spirits?"

"Demons and demon spirits are cracking down on pornography, hard

vegetables..."

Luo Ji turned around and left after saying this, looking silly, and Liu

Tianliang who made him depressed: "I said she will leak electricity sooner or

later. It must have been broken by Renzi, shit! Frightened! I took a big jump

and thought we were going to roll over!"

"Damn! What a bad quality, nine dollars and nine free shipping..."

Chen Guangda sat back into the water angrily, making the One-Eyed Girl and the

others a good taunt.

"Still soaking, have dinner..."

Not long after Zhao Guanren came over on horseback, Xia Buer also followed

behind with a gun, but Liu Tianliang ridiculed loudly, "Little Renzi! Didn't

your inflatable doll say that you want to give us a hard dish of dog meat,

you? Where is the beating dog?"

"What dog? Where's the dog from here..."

Zhao Guanren jumped out of the horse in surprise, squatted by the pool and

washed his face, while Liu Tianliang smiled again: "Your doll leaked

electricity. He ran over and said that the demon spirit is scanning porn. Dog,

we thought you were going to serve hard dishes!"

"Hard dish dog? There won't be any more bugs, right..."

Zhao Guanren stood up inexplicably, but Xia Buer said: "She wants to say that

she is hard to go. Luo Ji often listens to us shouting these words. If you

don't understand them, logic failures occur. But just your gameplay. Advanced

robots have to be returned to the factory for repairs!"

"You take a peek at Lao Tzu driving, you shameless rascals..."

Zhao Guanren pushed Xia Bu'er into the water abruptly. A group of people

laughed and laughed. They didn't understand Luo Ji's meaning at all, but on a

mountain a few hundred meters away, they carried a double-headed iron spear

and wore their heads. The strong man with the eagle-faced iron helmet is

looking at them in the distance.

"Oh oh oh..."

The brawny man made a strange sound that he didn't understand. After slowly

taking off his eagle helmet, he had a strange face resembling a flower crab,

and a small braid full of rubber tubes. If Zhao Guanren were here, he must be

Will exclaim... Predator!

"Oh~"

Another "predator" came up, holding the booby mine that had just been

demolished in his hand. After it slammed its claws, more than a dozen

predators came out again. The metallic face helmets were corrosive. The scar,

but it is alive and invisible...